Ear Rape Coffee - Twitard vs King

[frenzy227]

I love how she singles out Stephen King for thinking he's better than Meyer and how that's the only reason he bashes Twilight. Yet, she says nothing to the MILLIONS of people who bash Twilight who don't write books and are not famous. (I've actually written some books so I guess I'm her next target :()

[trey4439]

How can anybody hate Stephen King with all the great books including IT , INSOMNIA AND CUJO?

[InfiniteNoobHedgeHog]

You've read twilight!? You poor, poor soul

[tenguname]

i watched this video and actually said many of the same things... in a less funny way. it amazes me how some people can form an opinion, then be so contradictory of their own opinion. As you said several times over, she is comparing Stephanie meir, to Stephen King. A fairly new author to... I dont even know how long King has been writing, long time. heaven forbid a successful author has an opinion on a book... loved the video though, yours that is not the twitards. laughed my ass off

[ChrisR2131]

why is the ability to rate turned off for this video?

[GurahkWeavile]

(to Twitard) IT'S OFFICIAL........U SUCK!!!

[GSboyNEO]

@GurahkWeavile

Scorpion Wins!

FATALITY!

Tostie!!

[EFRAINKING20]

stephen king winner

[HottestAngel776]

I could say something, but it would sound ubelievably kissassish.

[nicholascooney]

I've read Stephen King's Pet Sematary and It was very unpredictable and amazing.

Twilight however, is offensive to real Vampires and is fucking degrading. Meyer should be happy to be compared to Mr. King a great writer WHO HAS ATLEAST RECEIVED AT SOME POINT AS MUCH AS MEYER GOT FOR FAGLIGHT

[JabeccaProductions]

is it odd i'm a teenage girl who wants to burn twilight, naruto, and yaoi trolls? im in a brainwashed generation that has been eaten by the mainstream :P

P.S. to the twitards,Edward is not coming for you and he is not a vampire he is a fricken PIXIE!

[theamvgirlx]

@JabeccaProductions We're brainwashed all right...

[ChrisR2131]

@JabeccaProductions I agree with you. Im not a woman but if i was i would think the same way. My friends went out, bought a Twilight book, came to my house, and we burned the shit. Best Day Ever :3 And yes this generation mostly consists of brainwash victims.

[shadowagent]

@ChrisR2131 not exactly a smart move.Sure that's one less twilight book plauging the world,but there are probablyy millions more to take its place,plus you had to buy the book. I'm sure meyers could care less what happens to the actual book as long as the money's still coming in.

[poisenpotato123]

awesome video

[joecartwright01]

i don't see what the big deal is. He was simply responding to an interview question. he did kind of have a point. crazy people.

[AdmiralValkyrie]

Twitards are pussies.

[Falcovsleon21]

I'd like to point out that I got more out of Twilight than shitty vampires that glitter. Namely the idea that women should fall in love with and marry people who stalk them. Yeah that's a great life lesson for kids, aint it?

How did this franchise get popular again?

[Werezilla]

How is criticism on a website bashing someone in public?

By the way, Steven King trying to get attention by criticizing Twilight? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha!

[HyperMoeMan]

KING'S books have never been burnt to my recolection. KING'S books are good. King is better in every way

[silverblade357]

I love how people who've never read a book on their own before love Twilight, but casual to avid readers wanted their money back.

[GurahkXWeavile]

Twilight fans are the most retarded ever.

[darkopacity]

I used a twilight book to make a book safe for my sister. I think it's quite affective.

[TheBlackSerpent]

Did you know volumes of Twilight are the best fire wood that exist?

Neither did I until I got bored, bought about 200 copies and burnt them for shits and giggles... the fire was warm and shiny, but it smelt of lady juices...

[sonicfeet]

4:37

Monotone voice.

I would have put a reference to the "Donkey Cock" ERC here, but that was too difficult.

[MrsJohnnyD]

Would you want some epic with that win?

remember, if words can't bring down the Twitards, then bring on the nuclear weapons! :D

[wildfire19861987]

Run over them with Christine and the semi's from Maximum Overdrive, then give the bodies to Cujo :P

[MrsJohnnyD]

hahaha yes, but I think we should give half of them to cujo and half of them to IT ;) though they might get sick from eating something so disgusting. :P

[monkeyman423]

Stephen king should hunt her down and beat her with a sack filled with one of every single one of his books.(hardback of couse)

[Roxasfan40]

OF COURSE!

[MegaSimsPokemon]

You are, and always will be, made of win, DCE.

[cartoonfanX3]

you know the naruto manga's sold more copy's in u s alone as the Twilight books in the World

[MrWhammydive]

loved this vid MUSHROOMS MUSHROOMS

[halsbrad]

see, twilight wouldn't be so notoriously horrible if its fans weren't retarded...

[GamerRelic]

what an idiot .... her logic is i hate him and love his books no wait his books are boring.... stupid twilight fans do anything to protect the books its like Christians and the bible except some christians ARENT stupid

[Fantome001]

I refuse to believe the Twilight books are better than Lost Horizon or Through The Looking-Glass.

[DemonicRemption]

Though I haven't read those books, in reading Twilight I will say...You are wise to refuse to believe that Twilight are better than those two books.

[commandermetal]

Oh god bible black...ANYEAYS, this is why i hate twlight. Because of the fans. I said twlight sucks, i swear, i almost got lynched.

[TheIr0nMike]

FUCKING SUBSCRIBED!

[lordofzaptherapy]

I think Twitards are actually worse than Narutards. But at least they're funnier.

[ZioIsPwnzor]

TWILIGHT IS SRS BUSINESS

[viralshadow]

God listening to that Twilght fan was painful. What a fucking cunt.

[JackelSpicer]

MAN THE HARPOONS!

[blitzcomms4ever]

my friend vanessa is a twilight fan but she told me that in the second book to turn the girl in to a vampire he has to buy her a truck thats like me saying to dce heres a cookie now you're pregnant

[Nxtl68]

Is this chick saying that Stephanie Meyer is better than STEPHEN KING?! Jesus she's worse than the Sasuke fangirls

[blitzcomms4ever]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah­ahahaha

stop youre killin me this whore thinks that myers better than king I've gotta go piss my self somewhere else

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha

[ranleurocks]

LOL it's not "hypocracy" it's "mental retardation"

[ranleurocks]

Wow I feel sorry for this girl

[blacktigerpaw1]

Another great review DCE :)

[Napalmxxx2]

actually what I gathered from twilight is: leading cause of suicide.

[Nxtl68]

@Napalmxxx2  lol

[Napalmxxx2]

I almost killed myself after enduring the movie just so I could honestly judge it, twilight is like bible black, it will fuck with ya.

[Nxtl68]

@Napalmxxx2

Never seen Bible Black, but every Anime fan i've ever heard of has seen some scene from Bible Black...

[Napalmxxx2]

I only saw Bible Black once and trust me it will fuck with ya.

[twilightguardian]

I have never read any of Stephen's books, but I do admire him for his great righting, seeing as how for decades he has been renound as one of the best writers living today. His genre of writing doesn't interest me but I would take his books and read them 100% of the time if asked to choose between Meyers and him.

[Shadomancer]

I Fail To See The Logic with Her..

[Bigbattle22]

She's a Twitard that can't take someone bashing Twilight, no matter who it is.

That's what I got from her.

[Shadomancer]

Yeah...You'll shit bricks arguing with the likes of her

[Jetblast01]

"LEAVE STEPHANE ALONE!!!"

-fatass Twighlight fangirl

Sums up her arguement.

[ultimateredjay913]

lol wow some people idk bout them but were talking about the master here the creator of IT,CUJO,THE SHINING,PET CEMETARY,1409,he's an awesome writter and he has way more movies out playing some where in the world prolly like 24/7 when twilight's never on and just cause theres a twilight 2 coming out doesn't mean stephan kings horrible he's the master of horror! lol

[BreakerdeGodot]

Oh, and you forgot Carrie, and The Shawshank Redemption.

[ultimateredjay913]

oh ya lol thanks i like his carrie story it was awesome im a big fan of IT and CUJO wbu?

[BreakerdeGodot]

Never read Cujo, or Pet Cemetary, but "It" was great. Same for The Shining

[ultimateredjay913]

lol ya man IT was awesome i like the whole redrum segment in the shinning lol man did u ever see the movie IT?

[BreakerdeGodot]

Yeah, I saw it. It was... ok. It started off good, but it went down quickly, and by the ending, I was wondering what drug the director was on.

[ultimateredjay913]

lol he prolly smocked crack the night before the thing i hated was how in the book pennywise turned in2 frankenstein but in the movie he turned in2 a FUCKING USELESS LIGHT.lol

[BreakerdeGodot]

Nah, never saw that one.

[ultimateredjay913]

lol not to change the subject or anything but whats yer favorite band?

[BreakerdeGodot]

Simon and Garfunkel. Why? Oh, and also, let's talk in PM's, because if we keep this up we'll have responses the size of Russia.

[ultimateredjay913]

haha good plan but first i got to add you as a friend xd

[gogotheman1]

Pennywise turned into all kinds of things in both, the dead lights is what they saw in the movie which is IT's under belly.

[BeavisNButtheadRock]

wow that girl was  a FUCKING RETARD. seriously. "HER BOOKS ARE AMAZAING AMAZING!" thats bull shit. stephen king is an amazing writer and shes just mad cause she knows the twilight series is a piece of shit and shes mad she spent the money on her crappy books.

[frenzy227]

I bet Stephanie Meyer would be ashamed to know she had this mess for a fan.

[goatsonfire500]

i lol'd at "I FUCKING hate you..but your books are preatty good"

[GottaSmiteEmAll]

"How many of those copies were burnt?"

Lol. Mine. I bought it 'cause my buddy told me it was about vampires. I said it sucked and gave it to my girlfriend. She read the first chapter and asked if she could burn it. My reply was "FUCK YEAH! >:D" and we proceededt to burn it.

[TehPwnDragon]

Breeches brotches breeches brotches

I'm like "Oh fuck, don't do it man"

[KanadeWolfDemon]

Is it me, or did Meyer gain weight since the last photo I've seen of her?

(Just randomly pointing that out >:3)

[lillyliversfan]

HA HA! xD

[KanadeWolfDemon]

>D

Seriously!

If it's not too much to ask, can you find me a more recent photo of her, so I can compare? >:3

[lillyliversfan]

Maybe.

[trentonfox]

dude this person has a shitbrain

[Seangbaby13]

FUCK TWILIGHT, it sucks ladie, they were all bought by girls, and im with king, he's speaking his mind, bitch, well shes fucking retarted, its free speach.

[GreatNegus]

2:50- I hate you DCE, but your vids are nice<-----sarcasm

see the shitty logic there?

[lillyliversfan]

Stephen King is awesome. I love his book The Shining and the movie too.

[aboredskater]

haha you are brilliant

[Lemoncode]

That twitard was one ugly bitch.

[rocksage2]

I hate Twilight because it was a shitty, badly written book that was only published by the company that did so because that company knew that the only people who would buy it are fangirls; twelve to sixteen year old girls to be exact.

I also hate Twilight because they got the idea of a common vampire wrong... I can't really put that in better words, but that's not the point.

Not only did Twilight get published, but an even worse movie came out for it!

I lost my faith in people's judgment.

[KanadeWolfDemon]

STEPHEN KING FTW!!! >D

Twitards can go to the depths of Hell for all I care. Not that I don't like ALL Twilight fans, just the morbidly crazy ones who are deluded in finding their sparkly "Edward"

If you want an AWESOME character named "Edward" read Fullmetal Alchemist, and TELL me Cullen's better >:3 (Not really, but I just want to prove a point :3)

[RinstarElite]

lol, Twitards. Never heard that one before. I just learned a new word! : D

Anyways I agree wholeheartedly. I really don't understand why these "Twitards" get all hyped up because of a book about a wangsty emo vampire and his girlfriend who I suspect is possibly more emo than her vampire boyfriend. = P

[gogotheman1]

dont forget underage....

[tc781]

at the time 5:52-5:57 made me ROFL.

[sonicario55]

i fucking hated the twilight movie(the harry potter movies i thought weren't even close to as bad as it i thought).i sort of can't even explain why i hated it,it just had a huge aroma of cheeziness. "i feel very protective of you".now,i thought that was the worst line ever.why not just say,"i love you,and i'll use all my power to protect u" or something like that?not to mention that the movie completely goes against the original legend of vampires

[Avileader2]

that and Edward was telling Bella to stay away from him but he's the one stalking her. I laughed my ass off when I figured that out

[sonicario55]

oh...i also remember this TERRIBLE action part where a bad vampire guy jumps in front of bella. there float-like jumps were unrealistic enough,but in that jump,he went down,up and down again...wtfh?!?!?

[Avileader2]

XD but again what I think is so funny. Meyer can say whatever the hell she wants (she bashed on Rowling and King) and King bashes back and he gets attacked by Twilight fangirls and their crazy fanfics and imaginations

[gogotheman1]

I thought another cheesie line was 'This is the skin of a killer"

[thevideogameguy87]

vazul has more better understanding in critisisum

than she does. "you must die oh but your books good but still die!!

[gamemasterrusty]

the link doesn't work.

[colbatknight]

wow this is what twlight is exactly is secret nazi litrature and movies whats next? WW3-guys against girls?

[Avileader2]

If so then awesome. Steven king controlling the 6 Billion and Meyer controlling the 400 million. And even if we're going uphill we'll win

[xtomass]

Twatlight suck, but any way ITS MY OPINION !!! <--- read this !!

[NesoriTsuki]

oh god, i cant figure out whats worse, narutards or twitards...

[jish55]

twitards, they actually get violent... The worst I've ever seen from a narutard is them bitching, trying to prove why it's the best.. Twitards have actually physically assaulted other people, up to attempted murder.

[BreakerdeGodot]

Nah, the worst fanboys are the Insane Clown Posse fans. They actually HAVE killed over ICP.

[jish55]

oh, well I didn't know that, but now I do, so their close at the moment, but not quite that bad.

[DracstarBros]

Skeletons have noses?

[GirtheAlienGoldfish]

I have fallen in love.... with you! Just kidding. Great points!!

[Xoelaras]

She needs to get laid... FAST.

[carnagex64]

Ah Twitards...It's a mystery how they are the only species who never reproduce,yet there's so many amount of them.

[yoshimasterleader]

"hatrige" lol

[BigRedRATFX7]

THIS BITCH IS A BIG HYPOCRITE

TWATLIGHT MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man eating tacos

[xCrazyJayx]

*Looks at related videos*

Her video was featured!?

[TaiyoPrower]

In my opinion, nuttymadam3575 is a VERY fitting name...

[TaiyoPrower]

Ahh, yes, Twilight...

Quite possibly the book with the most insane fanbase ever...

[EagleEyeComms]

Meyers Recived a lot bad reviews and she shruged them off this woman is shite

[LunarWolfSky]

This girl has no respect for writers/authurs that is widely known throughout the world and one of the best writers ever known........... Someone needs to take out back and beat her

[RelicYoshiOmega]

See this is what fanboys do they see something awesome they see someone doesn't like it and they bitch and the cycle repeats again.

[silverblade357]

OMG! There is a significant difference between someone blasting something and giving an honest opinion.

Opinion: "I understand why it's popular, I just don't like it."

Insult: "The vampires sparkle in the sunlight instead of turning to ash. I'm pretty sure only overweight emo girls and faggots will love this book."

I swear, I remember people being into crap during my childhood and there were dumb arguments, but Twilight is the first I've seen to attack neutral people.

[drunkendan]

Yeah this girl is right! Stephen king's books need more overdramatic character's with brains the size of a pea, moronic character development, no symbolic themes, a bastardization of a creature from myths, and his books should have read like those crappy fan fics! i mean come on guys

[TheRuruGuru]

I'll sum up Stephen King and Stephanie Myer.

Myre: I LOVE YOU, BUT I'M DANGEROUS!

Stephen King: I'm better than Twilight. And I make sense. And I'm scary.

[MrShade40]

well i have to agrre and ya i read a harry potter book and then twilght......and ya harry potter was great but twilght made me lose fath in the human race

[TheRuruGuru]

No no no no no... I know some respectable people/kids that just read the books for the sake of reading them...

[CeruleanRogue]

Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that King is not allowed to give his own opinion when asked, yet apparently Meyer can get away with slamming other works scott-free without provocation? At least King was being fairly professional about the whole thing, where as Meyer blasted classics like Romeo and Juliet, Princess Bride, and Wuthering Heights for the most inane reasons. =/ Why is she allowed a free pass while King is being blasted?

[Raxer21]

NO, no no no no no no no, you dont insult the epics, you dont insult authors who can actually write and you dont insult others when your book itself is a disgrace to literature

Meyers can fuck herself

[ShadowPhoenix142]

I wonder if the dumb bitch that made the vid about King realizes...exactly WHO She's talking about...

[luvtehcomix]

oh, jeez, at first i heard "martin luther king", and i was like "wait... what?!"...

[hydro107]

i want to hear another Twilight bash =D some1 say one!

[Bluemagus]

I have a few videos on my channel where I bash twilight hydro107 you're more than welcome to check em out

altho 2/3 of them are nowhere near as funny as this one, and the other 1 is...probably half as funny as this one but seeing as I'm a cocky bastard it's probably 1/4th as funny as this one

[procopato]

RandomDCE=WIN

Fatdumbbitchwhalewhoreuglyface­=FAIL

[hydro107]

Fatdumbbitchwhalewhoreuglyface fucking funny man XD i wish the DCE said it

[DannyBarry1993]

I would 5 Star this BUT YOU DISABLED THE DAMN RATING BOARD!

[AngelDemonBakura]

I like the Twilight books, but, Stephen King is better than Meyers, hands down. And lady, it's called CRITICISM!

[TRRProductions09]

I call for an Edward Cullen vs. Pennywise the Clown showdown in the sewers of Castle Rock, Maine. No holds barred. Hmm, shiny vampire or murderous interdimensional clown....

[Bluemagus]

I bet all my money on Pennywise

[TRRProductions09]

I bet all my AND all your money on Pennywise.

[Bluemagus]

RandomDCE if you didnt get laid for this video

YOU SHOULD HAVE!!!

[TheKnightMage]

i saw a twitard at the doctors once. she was drawing/wrighting the word twilight hearts with that girl and guy in it and the fucking apple that i still dont know why its there. so i started to lol as thay say every one was looking at me and i had a good day the end.

wow my comment is on the level of twilight. wait no its not.

[NeoSef]

Stephen King has every right to critize Twilight. The man is a legend for a reason, besides a little critism never hurt anybody...unless it's Twilight fangirls then you get beaten up for it. Isn't it funny how the world works?

[SonicandInuyasha]

I hate all Twitards.

[SchizoSchematic]

Please, someone tell me, because I've been wondering this for quite a while now-- why exactly is Twilight popular? Why is it that many well written and gripping books (like Tithe and it's companion pieces by Holly Black) fly under the radar while others that aren't as developed take center stage? I don't hate Twilight, I have no reason to. Personally, I think it's an alright book. Not garbage, but not gold either. Why is an okay book doing better than an outstanding one?

[procopato]

I think it's popular because it caters to every sexually repressed girl's fantasies. There are a LOT of girls out there who have no chance in hell of getting laid, nuttymadam for example, who are forced to rely on twilight's bland, simplistic story starring a sad excuse for a cast of characters to have some semblance of getting some, fantasizing all the way. It's fanservice for girls at its purest.

[Raxer21]

Mr. DCE watch "Let the RIght one in" it completely kicks twilights ass

[craZylilUs]

yes beacuse a defenseless girl and shiny vampire are very realistic....

I hate twilight...

[TheGodOfTerror2]

I'm going to buy a copy then post a video of me burning it

[soupmeal]

the vampires in twilight are so bad they eradicated my fear of vampires...

[lozfoe444]

I've been insulting Twilight for a while and nobody's complained. But when King does it, oh now it matters.

[Solachinx]

King appeals to people who like reading about psychopaths, and Meyer appeals TO the psychopaths. Now that's ironic.

[stargatemagic38]

I'd like to agree with Solachinx here.

[HighOffTheQ]

I actually can read a Stephen King book 50 times and still enjoy it, but that twilight bull crap I could barely finish. I say Stephen King is with out a doubt superior.

[lillyliversfan]

I really hate Twitards, and Myers too. I haven't read the Twilight books, but since everyone in real life and on the internetz say its bad, im gonna have to agree with them. I wipe my ass with the books. XD.

[oneshallstand]

i actually have to agree with nutty on one point, stephen king wouldn't write one book worth a damn:

HE'D WRITE AT LEAST SIX, which would still be better than twilight on the whole.

not withstanding, stephenie meyer hasn't written anything as "popular" before or since twishite, one trick pony anyone?

and if we go into movies, lets see, most of stephen king's book->movie conversions were blockbusters of their time, says more than a movie even the ACTORS hated.

[TheFREAKO666]

King all the way.

[spawnisawsome]

hail to the king!

[0Slathalin0]

Twilight sucks... the books and the moive...

[hd412]

So what if Twilight is a bestseller Stephen King's books are classics meaning in the next generation people aren't going to even remember Twilight whereas King's books are still going to be read decades from now

[TurkeyMayor]

Stephen King has been a professional author since around 1973 (and he was writing before then as well). His books are still popular today. It may just be because I'm a King fan, but I think if anyone has the right to criticise Meyer's writing, it's him.

[SonicWeapon]

And everyone else.

[BGMLV]

Imagined comparing that book the "Lord of the Rings".

LOL ^_^.

[SonicWeapon]

Twilight Fans..... ugh......

One step closer to mindless zombies. Am I right?

[MewYuki23]

Yep, you're right.

[thewhulk]

no zombies are not so stupid the just say brains all the time

[SonicWeapon]

True that.

[ZeroSonic360]

Horrible analogy! Zombies have minds, twilight fans are just....fucked up! Rather deal with an army of zombies than an army of twitards. At least I know that I could come out alive against zombies.

[DainenLives]

the way that twilight fan says 'attacks' is like King mentaly raped Meyer with his opinion -.-

[BlackHawkOmega]

You're hilarious DCE. Just because something draws attention doesn't make it could. Twilight is a great example. Also, Stephanie Meyer looks like a pear. Not a delicious pear. Those dark, brown pears that were under the oven for 3 years.

[Kayz1mega]

Shes an angry whale i have one thing to say MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[zako2121]

i aint gonna see twilight because of the annoying fanboy/fangirls like the girl in the audio.

remember fangirl: criticism.i heard on this one website called "f my life".com

that a woman left her boyfriend to look for a man like her "Edward".

[ffjfvfhu]

lol... just to ask dce... did you make bagers the song? it sounds like your voice. XD

i feel the same way about this argument.

[jordanthewizard]

if you hadn't disabled ratings I would of given it a 5.

[smasher921]

the only people who read twilight are love-sick teenage girls (and fat bitches) who never actually read a book! i have lost almost all hope for my generation's girls. jonas brothers, miley cyrus, and twilight, that's their lives in one sentence. gentlemen, we must become gay, because our chances of dating girls ever again are officially gone. well, maybe the occasional sensible one will appear now and then...

[CyberSpartan66]

How's about we list all of Sthephen King's books that have been made into movies I'll start, Christine, It, Silver Bullet, Shawshank Redemption, Pet Cemitary, Misery, and The Shining, did I forget anything?

[tummerproductions]

You forgot Carrie; his first book.

Yeah, I read Twilight; i've also started reading the Harry Potter series and read Carrie. Twilight is not bad (in my opinion), but it's shit compared to rowling and King.

[CyberSpartan66]

well I forgot about alot of his books that been made into movies like Stand By Me, Salem's Lot, Rose Red, and Maximum Overdrive.

[LegenderyMan]

You forgot ''Salem's lot'' another top notch novel made into an addaptetion.

Also i think the novel ''Cell'' is being developed right now into a movie but i am not that sure.

[Keeshe]

The Mist, though in the ending the director actually changed it and no one was really happy about that.