YOUR THE BEST AROUND!!!

[MrGetsomebaby]

chuck norries doesnt masterbate, the dick does it itself when he sais... lol please someone

[MrGetsomebaby]

chuck norris is so brave ! i just found out that chuck norris sercved in the us air force during vietnam...! as a fucking security guard lhahaha! and u guys honor him.

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

YOU'RE, not YOUR.

Fix it. FIX IT!!!!!

[CraygoSm]

Yeah he thought he was the best aswell....til Bruce Lee kicked his arse

[Thatmexicasiankid]

I approve...

[vidz2010rs]

Chuck Norris dosent make dinner, dinner knows when to be ready

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

howtowintehinternet.avi

[beanieboy5]

i find this extremely easy to masturbate to.

[trentoboy260]

@beanieboy5 why are you guys freaking carrying on about boners WTF?

[SouthernCalEd]

Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise

[TheOblivionmaster123]

Chuck norris does not find out the time he makes time

[DarkMan307]

facebooks fucking gay

[drewsddy]

This video is so fuckin gay its scary.... Also its funny as fuck. I just streamed it on fb. Lmao

[Ikarosus]

McGyver can make a plane out of rubber and clip. Chuck Norris can make rubber and clip out of plane.

[JeppapeppaN]

Chuck Norris can lit a ant on fire with a magnifing glass, at night.

[Bulk39]

Chuck Norris starred into the sun for 3 days, then the sun bliked.

[MrJmatthunter]

your the best,around nothing gonna ever keep you down your the best around nothing gonna keep you down

[Alfredophe]

I didn't see the video but I already like I mean there is a photo of chuck freaking noris what do you want more

[Minecrafter1980]

i am chuck noris

[Minecrafter1980]

chuck noris made this song cus he is the best like me i used to get bullied at secondry school so i listined to this and i bet the crap out of them the next day

[userrotti]

@Minecrafter1980 the best at crafting spades?

[bitethis47]

when a bullet hits Chuck Norris....the bullet gets shot.

[TaralalaGr]

Chuck Norris went to the sun and slept for 2 nights there!!

[veke94]

Chuck Norris holds those weapons just to give them to his enemies to let them have a bit fair fight

[paz2001]

you're*

[stygian123409]

Is it weird that I have an erection?

[SnakeWaffle]

@stygian123409 Only natural sir

[slmmh]

@SnakeWaffle i have the wierdes boner :/

[stolenspoon8]

@stygian123409  yes that is very weird you should see a chiropractor about that

[stonedhippopotamus]

i like the faster version better

[MoxieChan]

This image was found in old atztec pyramids.

[Boblahoe]

Chuck Norris doesn't breath. He holds air hostage.

[kurtlego1]

I feel motivated.

[brawlerboy2121]

chuck norris isnt scared of he reflection its scared of him

[xSNAKE1991x]

how was the atomic bomb created?

lets just say chuck norris had a lil too much spicey food...

[twilightman444]

oh ya chuck norris's tears cure cancer too bad he never cries

[twilightman444]

lol chuck norris

[podypodpod]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

taken from chuck norris facts website as im not quick enough to think of one myself in the time it took me to write that

[lolfearme]

When Chuck Norris jumps in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

[SnakeWaffle]

ok, that was pretty funny.

[lolfearme]

I learned it from the Wise Beard Man himself.

[lenrat117]

@lolfearme lol

[theSTUGOTSSS]

@lolfearme God wanted ten days to finish earth. Chuck Norris gave Him seven.

[18Gamesstar1192]

Snake your a legend.