It's Good To Be a Kid

[Fragacide]

The shit you could get away with... oh man...

[Barlieboy]

Chuck E Cheese was great, my dad enjoyed it sent me out with a pocket full of quarters while while him and his buds ate pizza and drank beer. Now when its my turn for adult hood I get stamped and tagged which isnt a bad I idea im for it. BUT!!! this one beer per adult bs... Let the kids run amuk and the adults get to bond drink and socialize because as a parent you dont get that chance except at birthday parties or play dates... F.U. Chuck. E . Cheese for changing the tempo.

[montacap]

I totaly love it and I try to do what I can to act like I feel and say what I think but my 16 year old daughter gets away with seeing some dude walking threw walmart with his pants hanging down and she yells out if I have to wtch what I wear because you men cant controll your selfs then you need to pull your pants up . I want to say those things but she gets away with it . So I hear ya realy i do ....

[pennsays]

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[pennsays]

Chuck E. Cheese's has changed a lot since I was a kid.

[4everkeim]

I don't care what anyone else thinks, I think big butts are sexy.

[JoeDeceiver]

Your comment seems apropos of nothing, but I do totally agree with you (although I am commenting before I've seen most of the video).

[JokinJoe]

The bad part is when you're 2, you can't enjoy it.

[nukleopatra88]

That's pretty funny.

[LLcola96]

lol!!! ur son went up and grabbed her butt cheeks lol

[watchforpiranha]

not that it matters, but they give the same # stamp to the whole "group" or family that enters together. so, if i'm stamped with a number "36," my wife, my two kids, & my nephew (who we're taking to C.E.C. w/ us) all also get a "36" stamp.

i'm also envious of what 2 year olds get away with. my daughter freely grabs every body part of every person that she feels like grabbing. not only is it accepted, but people seem to rather enjoy it.

[XxJellyBeanSkullsxX]

I like when he talks about his children, I think it's a great story too. But this isn't the first time he's talked about his kids doing something cute. On other videos people comment accusing him of trying to "market his children" like other famous parents have.

But, and this could just be me being silly, dosn't it look like he's just a parent fawning over his children? There are other Youtube videos of parents videotaping thier kids and such. Why is it so different here? A parent's a parent.

[puddlesofdoom]

Haha that's amazing :D

At least the girl didn't get mad, though.

[IAmPhotoBucket]

I love big asses but I think it's weird when they're as penn described them. An ass should taper down more gently I think.

But that's because I don't fuck around and I like big asses and thick thighs too.

damnit.

[godofthisshit]

@IAmPhotoBucket

What the hell do you know about a phat ass anyway? lol@taper down more gently

[IAmPhotoBucket]

@godofthisshit What penn is describing is an ass that looks unnatural and weird.

[godofthisshit]

@IAmPhotoBucket

Umm no. It looks about as natural as big breast. To me the typical flat ass looks unnatural/non feminine.

What Penn is describing is a Phatty.

[baikinmon]

I heard a story that when I was 2, my dad and I were standing in a line. A woman that was standing in front of us turned around quickly and threatened to slap my dad if he didn't stop. He had no idea what she was talking about. A minute later she quickly turned around again and drew back, but this time I was still poking her where her ass was a second earlier.

[kittenen]

I have a rather large chest and I cannot tell you how many small children have reached done my shirt when I was wearing a low cut one and felt me up.

[livardo]

lmao at your geese alarm!

[lbss09]

Penn, Love your way of describing things here, what with the Auschwitz stamp at Chuckie Cheese and the Sir Mix-a-Lot ass.

Thinking back to the times at Chuckie Cheese as a kid, it is an interesting comparison, it was always easy to get in, but with those as you say, Auschwitz stamps, you're likely never to get out if you or anyone else with you messed up that stamp

[travisissoocool]

i prefer flat bootys

[BMFWB1]

Rest a vase? Bounce a quarter off of? LoL, great story Penn!

[338jon]

woah your kid is awesome!

[Floorsnarl]

Concrete evidence that cavemen actually existed and still do. ^

[fenders4life]

awshiwtz hahahha.

[curea229]

What a great story!!

[WonderBread1212]

2 year old cops a feel, DAMN! I didn't try that that till I was 14 lol!

[eric101online]

this guys is so open! its inspiring! be yourself 110%

[jkono29]

I've been to Chuck 'E' Cheese with my nephew.

[HarryMatic]

'you could rest a vase' lol

[realdoogie]

that kid is a pimp

[davidngo4415]

i go to chuck e cheese all the time, and i'm neither a parent, nor a child. it's really fun! and i've never been thrown out or anything. i just like having fun like a kid again.

[holtaprid]

There's no way I'd go there alone, but I agree!

When I was four, going to Chuck E Cheese was like dying and going to Valhalla.

[doctornoise]

haha, brilliant Penn... or should I say Penn's lil' one? that's great.

[eigokudemangaka]

Epic lol XD I wish I was there to see that happen

[VicShowZ9]

You've never seen a busty woman pick up a kid? First thing they do is grab ahold of the boobs and every woman in the room just laughs! Every time I see that I envy it.

[Xerock]

I hope you got a video of that or something so you can show that to your kid if he ever feels self conscious about meeting women in public after he grows up. Then he will know that at one time, he had at least the confidence and the commitment to pull off something that fantastic.

Keep growing, Penn. Never mature too much.

[GLeNss]

Pics or it didnt happen!

[BrokenChair88]

I'm 2. Yay!!!

[code9cook]

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[ihateslideshows]

hahahaha that was awesome

[lanegjones]

you kid deserves a better fATHER ,YOU DONT SET GOOD EXAMPLES!aND YOU ARE GOING TO HELL EVEN THOGH YOU DONT BELEIVE.YOUR A CHILD MOLESTER TOO!!!!!!!!!

[checktwo2two]

You're a nutter.

[lanegjones]

why would he be looking at a kids ass?He said she was 17.dcs needs to talk to his kids to make sure their safe

[juggling4jesus]

Hey stop with the name calling.

Penn seems to be a vary nice man and wile i hate to say it I belive that jesus christ is the only way not just to heaven to out of hell and I pray that Penn will find that too.

[lanegjones]

this fag said a 17 year old kids ass looked good,and you say stop calling names.what are you his kid porn trading partner

[Comedian80]

How is he a fag? 17 is legal over here anyway. He said 17-18 anyway, and in some states of your country 17 is legal. Are you saying that anyone who sleeps with a woman f legal age in those states is a peado? Moron.

[lanegjones]

your a fag too,who gives a fuck what the law says 17 is a kid.Fucking chid predators love this fucking guy,i guess you sniff little boys bicycle seats too

[Comedian80]

I would take offence to your calling me a peadophile, but seeing as you obviously have very little intelligence to work with I feel pity rather than annoyance towards you. By the way, you seem to be obsessed with peadopholes...maybe there's something that you're not telling us lol.

[lanegjones]

maybe you need to learn to spell the word pedophile before you talk about someone elses intelligence!!!DUMBASS bet you can spell little boys bike seat!!!!!!!BURN IN HELL QUEER

[lanegjones]

and by the way the only funny thing about you is your from the uk.lol

[Valthorian720]

LOL wow that's awsome, that would have been one of the top ten most proudest moments to be my son.

[unknowntrekkie]

I love chuck e cheese. I'm in my 20's and go anytime i get the chance. I'd rather be a kid again then relive high school.High School was way too much drama...

[SaveOurPlanetBeVegan]

lol

[onelove5191]

lmao

[FutileFreakX]

oh my god, i never wantet to be 2 more in my life!

[jawilson3ia]

AMEN!

[SaveOurPlanetBeVegan]

amen

[joesl8]

Yeah, and you can sh*t your pants too and nobody says anything!! I would have raised that kid over my head in triumph!! chanting "MY SON!".

[gigantor21]

"THAT'S MY BOY!!!" XD

[whit3Kidd]

ur a vergin arent u

[singedrac]

I hated high school. I mean, I loved Chuck E Cheese. But I HATED high school.

[gigantor21]

Same here. But I didn't like Chuk-E-Cheese either. :p

[MoonGaurd]

Rest a vase on it,HAHAHAHAH!

[FlashFizz]

I am NOT with Sir Mixalot. I don't care for gigantic asses.

No, really I am not.

[fireball4008]

Goddamn your kid is awesome!

[crazymadjo]

Reminds me of Carlin's routine about babies and breasts. "Are those for ME?!"

[TheClassicalLiberal]

I like Big Butts and I cannot lie!

[StevenJames1010]

lol you actually made me laugh this time

[ConsciousMaster]

I'm telling my brother to do that everywhere from now on! Lol.. congrats to your son

[MoeB250]

Chuck E Cheezes are human petri dishes for communicable diseases.

[JaddziaDaxAMV]

Kid Check - they usually twirl the dial on a number stamp and everyone in the same group gets the same stamp, then for next group switch one of the numbers... for the most part you probably won't have over 100 groups at any given time, plus a lot of those stamp things also have a couple letters on them so you can get a lot of different number/letter combinations.. yay for black light reactive ink.

I used to work at a Chuck E Cheese. O.o

[AmberThinks]

men are pigs lol.

[DIRTYDUNNZ]

kids get to grab asses and suck titties...not bad.

[ZachsMind]

"Liberty and License!"

Granted, but at two, you can't properly appreciate that questionably legal ass. To a two year old kid it looked like an oblong beach ball. To a twenty year old, it's a carnival ride. To a forty year old, it's Mount Everest. To a sixty year old, it's The Moon. To an eighty year old, it's either Heaven, or an oblong beach ball.

[hoglymogly]

I bet Penn was like "Thats my boy!"

[mrfrogdaddy]

more funny please

although the line about not being a parent and being arrested for being in chuck e cheese was funny, sad but true and funny

[IslamIS4retards]

great story!

[bye1962]

are you related to t-sack from KROTCH? you look like you can be related to him. take care.

[xxxDeadheartxxx]

HAHA!!! Cute story

[TrentDJ2008]

I've never been apParent!

[MidiPunk]

It used to bother me that Penn wouldn't comment on these vids, but now it bothers me to comment on these vids.

[ZachsMind]

I usually make YouTube videos big screen when I watch them, but when I watch a Penn video I keep it small screen usually. Don't need to see his big head any larger than it already is.

[shanvee]

ok?

[tgseason12]

Hahaha! Great video!

[ConalCochran]

Congrats to your son!

I used to go to Major Magic's..and they didn't do the Auschwitz stamp.

[BWF89]

Lawls.

[garapa]

"almost time to do the show"? does that mean a new sesson of bullshit ????!!!!! awesome

[huttwigley]

That rocks!!!

[VCMPBautista]

hahahah your sons a player man

[Jaxcast]

"Liberty and License" great quote.

[earthmother]

young again??? start over???

oh HELL NO!!

[jebus6kryst]

What a lucky little guy.

[kirjapan]

Great story Penn :D

[Katalyzt]

Apparently it IS good to be a two year old! Hahahahahahahahha! ★★★★★

Katalyzt

Katalyzt

[mentat37]

Liberty and license perhaps, but a lack of lust, so what's the point?

[Colossus306]

...your so smart

[IAbortionsTickleI]

You mean "you're"?

[Colossus306]

sorry my grammer isn't the most important thing when commenting fucking videos on youtube, but thx

[IAbortionsTickleI]

It should be when you're trying to tell other people they aren't smart.

[Colossus306]

So you rank my intelligence on my typing skills.....good job

[IAbortionsTickleI]

Thanks.

[ZachsMind]

Colossus306: "So you rank my intelligence on my typing skills.....good job"

What else have we to go on in this medium? The size of your dick? OF COURSE one's intelligence is measured by their typing skills. It is also weighed based on grammar, spelling, and other common factors.

[PhrostCope]

and commenting on a 17 year old's ass?

Penn, your ridiculousness is nearing pedophile bounds.

[TheStig000]

Legal in some states! lol.

[bambapabbi]

PhrostCope, you can keep lying to yourself but we all know everyone likes 17 year old ass...

[PhrostCope]

well, I am 18.

So it's somewhat ok for me.

Not a 40 something year old man.

[PhrostCope]

im sorry. 50 YEAR OLD MAN.

[PhrostCope]

very hand gesture-y.

[FruitpunchFTW]

Haha, awesome story.

Though my memories of Chuck-e-Cheese are clouded by a fog of "foot" stink.

[naguar]

haha awesome.. made my day. soul timewrap 2years old

[spamsponge]

Sounds like what Robert Crumb would call a "rear shelf".

[bbrand5150]

lol that one was good

[CaptainFeigh]

Chucky Cheese!? <(Interobang) I love that word, thanks Penn!

Wow, I didn't even think they had those anymore. They must just not be where I live (Maryland) anymore.

Has anyone heard of DZ Discovery Zone? I remember it as a kid as being very similar to Chucky Cheese.

[MyPinkElephants]

I remember Discovery Zone, it was awesome when I was little, I'm pretty sure it's lame as hell now lol.

[CaptainFeigh]

I remember the big ball pit with the pyramid you could climb.

I love the big jungle-gyms the most, with the tunnels and tubes. I wish I could still fit in those but I'm 6'0" now...

And you have to eat pizza, because it's pretty much the rules of a place like that. Haha. Pizza and soda. Then you run around and make yourself sick. :D

[g0nz3r]

It was like Chuck E Cheese without the creepy mascot running around. And was oriented like a carnival in that you payed money to play a crapload of dumb games for tickets to buy things from their kid store. What are we talking about Chuck E Cheese and Discovery Zone? ROFL

[ratuse]

lol SWEET!

[pinkpearls14]

hahahaha....

[GetMeThere1]

Ahh, that brings me back! When I was 4 or 5 I remember always getting away with playing under the dining room table. If was fun that the ladies apparently never realized that I was under there in hopes of getting a peak up their dresses!

[deanobeany]

dude i just watched a whole load of bullshit in a row and its now 3:18 in the morning, all i can think is that seeing you ad-;ib in these vids shows that you come through on screen aswell, keep it up man, you too robbie, teller, crackle and ofcourse...God.....just kiding

[Jessiqua42]

Funny and a little creepy... a good mix!

[fridaynightovernight]

That Was Funny Story

[MabusPwns]

lol

[dandaman2206]

Like Father like son...Your son's a pimp!

[intercourseman69]

i think it would be good for people of adult age without kids of their own to go to chinkie cheeses. it's a good opportunity to molest children

[intindse]

lmao

[WBD86]

libety & lisence xD that was cool

[negrosaurus]

yeah, you can get away with grabbing some ass when you're 2, but you can't enjoy it on the same level without the hormones.

[medicinesocks]

i used to get pretty pissed off when i was two. i had much grander, eviler designs on the world than anything they let me get away with. freedom? alas, shades of the prison house closed in even then. remember the bars of yr crib? license? you know you're a pro who can take it, penn, socio-linguistically speaking. AND you get away with it, cause you're as cute (almost)as any two yr old. i felt bad about tweaking re yr ching chong sid caezar version of a click tongue. it was licentious, but funny.

[Olphus]

Hey Penn, I have a language you might want to learn - Irish Gaelic!!

[deanobeany]

WELSH DAMMIT!!

[WannabeKiwiBoy]

Funny story :)

[snortingnodoz]

I loled...that is great, because it is so true. When your a toddler you can get away with stuff like that. As for the fellow insulting you about living vica. through your son....wtf! you were just taking your children out for some enjoyment, and time together. I think that time with your children is not living through them, but a sign of a good parent.

Also Chuckee always scared me with those animatronic robots that never worked, and are really scary

[behnnie]

"You could rest a vase on it." LOL!

And nice that her first response wasn't to freak out or something assuming it was an adult. Poor Z!

[fractal420]

Wow what hostility. FAIL

[T850CSM101a1676]

Go fuck yourself!

[clareo2]

I'd just like to say that I know Globalpack quite well, and that he fucks rabbits

[JBSauce]

Your boy's got balls, Penn! Way to go!

Come to think of it, the last time I was in Chucky Cheese, there was this chick with a "Sir Mix-a-Lot" ass. There's a higher rate of chicks with fine ghetto asses at Chucky Cheese: they're some dude's baby momma. There were a ton of those gangsters in there, with multiple baby mommas. I guess you've got to entertain your crop of kids somehow....where else but Chucky Cheese?

[masterohumans]

i've always wanted to be two again but with all the knowledge, and intelligence i have now, that was i could do stuff that i cant do anymore, and enjoy it.

[sachaput]

Ha!  Cute.

[ogrish84]

Ha-ha that is great.

[mindfreakfan67]

it could also be early signs of a laidies man.lol

[11mc22]

lol drive a car when you are 2

imagine that

and the parents would get in trouble not the 2 year old