Zelda - Twilight Princess Music - Malo Mart

[ScryingWolf]

x3 *dancing in chair*

[latrellmoore7]

i luv this song

[enrikosala13]

MUST...RECIST...CUTENESS... I LOVE THE WORLD :D

[DFTheNightmare]

Fucking japan.

[fianlfantasyfan1]

I hear Festival, Festival, Why don't you come to the festival.... but I hear many other things as well....

[portagenial]

And this was a song from a beta level in Mario Sunshine

[MJTRadio]

Take a good look at that logo and now imagine this song is from the same game

[TheSmashbros98]

The first time I went into Malo Mart, saw that strange booty dance & heard this song... I... I peed myself a little in sheer horror.

[TheStormtrooperEcho]

When I first walked into this place I was all like " WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!? "

[RandomMonkeyization]

Ratcake Fuck, Ratcake Fuck, Why Did You Come To The Ratcake Fuck?

[markakramgirgis]

Can't stop listening to it.

[santiakutachita]

Miss A Breathe throw me here.

[Heyheyrose]

miss A Breathe XD

[thegameexplorer]

That Gay, That Gay Bar, That Gay Bar but it didn't get far

[TheSur5r]

Let's say fuck. Let's say fuck. Le- lel-le-Let's say fuck.

[xXxpwn3rb0ixXx]

@TheSur5r Holy shit... you're right!

[quaxers]

at 1:16 it sounds like the guy says: hmmm pass out lace lace lace laba hi no why a hino prices are low hmmm wtf ??????????

[quaxers]

its sounds like they are singing lets say fuck lets say fuck lets sa sa sa sa sa say fuck

[DooMGuy117]

Malo Mart in Castle Town is, without a doubt, the most bizzare shop i've EVER been in. in Any Zelda game. Ever.

[linkxloverx1997]

rat cake ball, rat cake ball, why does he dance like a rat cake ball?

[twolotch]

Let's say fuck, let's say fuck

[DooMGuy117]

@twolotch O.O cannot be unheard

[gamergustavo]

he turned a fancy shop into a dance shop?

WTF?

[stoopidhaters]

I didn't make up all of these lyrics- Last day sucks, last day sucks, last day of summer really sucks. fuck wal-mart, fuck wal-mart, it's way cheaper at Malo-Mart. Lame ass car, Lame ass car, it's a really lame ass car. Latte Bar, Latte Bar, cup of coffee at a Latte Bar.  yes let's fuck, yes let's fuck, time to root just all night long.

[megamanx503]

lets say f**k lets say f**f (undescribable words and or mumble

lets asasssy say lets say f**k

(am i right???)

[Videogal1993]

The only reason that I got the store was to get the Magic Armor, and never came back...

[diamondluv05]

This makes me want to shake my butt!

[TheEgypt13]

lick my butt lick my butt anyone want to lick my butt?

[KingSmilex3]

This is SO gonna be my ringtone !!

[BoyChibi]

klondike bar, klondike bar, what would you do for a klondike bar!" o-o?

[Olympusguy]

when i came in, i was like: HELLL NOOO!!!

[KingCommando32]

@Olympusguy

*Walks in*

*A second later*

*Walks out*

[carmelitadardisan]

this sounds more like a mario's songs =w=

[Caeserguy]

I love the way Link pauses for a few seconds after he walks in, like he's thinking "WTF?!!"

[PolskaRezystans]

Disco Mart!

Disco Mart!

Let's get down at the Disco Mart!

[legojobro]

lets say f### lets say f### lets lets lets lets lets say f###

[zeldagamelover24]

Rat cake fart

Rat cake fart

Lets all sing with a rat cake fart

[samuraiwolf22]

This music hypnotizes you into obeying the Evil Baby and becoming his mindless slave so he can take over the WORLD!!!

[failmore]

I think I enjoy this even more than Syrup's hut's theme from Minish Cap. The evil baby was my favorite character in this game. He was so bizarrely overdeveloped as a character, in more ways than one, I don't know what the designers were smoking.

[DaffyHersheys100]

birthday fuck birthday fuck everyone come to the birthday fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daftcake]

just this music made the 3000 rupees worth it

[Scarecr0w171]

LETS SAY FUCK LETS SAY FUCK  LETSAYLETSAYLETSAYFUCK!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[superdavorayuki]

@dadisfad I know, I played the game, but it's weird that he's the only one who noticed that he does that..

[superdavorayuki]

This guy's got a lisp, dammit

[superdavorayuki]

@OgnarPliskin .....the fuck..?

[dadisfad]

@superdavorayuki In the game the guy moonwalks around

[mbonnar]

"As seen on /v/" - A big 'lol' was had.

[Dinomight125]

Lets say fuck, let's say fuck, whys it so hard to just say fuck? :D

[diegotoonmaster]

call me crazy but... this sounds like a super Mario sunshine theme...

[JessikahAznBabyy]

that faggot treated me like julia roberts in pretty woman

[OgnarPliskin]

*moonwalks*

[1REbeccaChambers]

lets say say lets say say lets lets lets lets lets say say!

[oogle78]

lol i imagine if they put this song all over wal-mart while they are making big discounts XD or at a pulga market lmfao.

[MasakanSolaris]

It is the shrine of the evil baby!

[Zuyuri]

Me; *enters new MM* Um, did I just walk onto a game show?

[nirvanafanas]

@Zuyuri COMEEEEEEEEE ON DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO!

[bezurkerness]

i swear when i first went into malo mart i went "how did this game not get an M rating there constantly saying lets say fuck lets say fuck lets all go and lets say fuck

[madnessaurus]

Lol soumds like a clearance sale when there's talking. Malo is so funny

[TheEpona92]

Alright everybody! And THRUST! And THRUST! That's it! Keep it up!

Seriously though, when I walk in to that store it looks like everyone is doing some kind of messed up training workout.

[TheSSJ2Karachay]

I wish this was elevator music.

[AliciaGuerraFTW]

@TheSSJ2Karachay LOL HELL YES! xD

[XIXTHRAHSER69]

@TheSSJ2Karachay I read your comment as soon as it starts playing....im lmaoing XDDDDDDD

[LunarFoxKeystuga]

@TheSSJ2Karachay imagine the music being in a hospital.

[slitherate]

This song makes me wanna say fuck.

[Sephiroth5008]

*Controller drops on the floor*

"WHAT. THE. FUCK."

[DBZSuperBruce]

Everybody in the shop was high as hell and that dude behind the counter has gotta be the most flammin fag I've ever seen in a game.

[andyfritter1]

Lets say cock lets say cock le le le le le le lets say cock

[jouesyouMEURS]

THIS IS BRILLIANT

[CACAraxioz]

can anyone translate the part where singing in whatever language (possibly en japanese or hyrulian)

[oogle78]

hahaha this shits funny

[Sistakylei]

You bought it, you are smart! You bought it at Malo Mart!

[bezurkerness]

@Sistakylei thats not what there saying there saying lets say fuck lets say fuck lets say lets say lets say fuck

[Sistakylei]

@bezurkerness Shut the fuck up and buy the magic armor. Idiot.

[lilylouise98]

rat cake bum rat cake bum lets all look at the rat cake bum!

link: O_o

[PropagandaPenguin]

theres just some things that the developers dont realize in this song when they made it

[iKamerus]

What the H is it me or does it say let's say fawk over and over?

[lutiff]

Thack ae farm, thack ae farm, tharrrurura rack oo thack ae farm!

[Monkeyballmania]

CRAZYROBLOXIANS!

[bybrooke]

I hear rat day farm, rat day farm, Why did you come to the rat day farm.

[hectichorse]

The gay bar, the gay bar. Lets all go to the next gay bar.

[vpl3000]

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[vpl3000]

I still think its RatCake Farm why did you come to the ratcake farm?

[StrangeCognitivism]

This song plays in my local tavern. Needless to say, things get weird after drinking there.

[jigsawkillas]

The gay bay! The gay bar! lets all go to the next gay bar!

[DragonsDenHawk]

Birthday fart, birthday fart, what do you want with your birthday fart?

[Sutcliffefever]

Lightsaber Lightsaber, Guys like to fuck with a lightsaber

[stoopidhaters]

@Sutcliffefever Your lyrics work well with the song ;)

[Castlevania8000]

Ratcake farm, ratcake farm, why did you come to the ratcake farm?

[mbonnar]

@Castlevania8000 Hahaha, I will not stop hearing that, now. Thanks!

[KingCommando32]

@Castlevania8000

Woah. Wait. They sell ratcakes? Some Hylian cuisine they've got.

[Castlevania8000]

@KingCommando32 Indeed. You want one?

[KingCommando32]

@Castlevania8000

I think Anthony Bordane would. But I'd like to try one. lol

[Castlevania8000]

@KingCommando32 Not that it sounds like it but

Ratcake one, ratcake one, finally I've sold my ratcake one! :D

[stoopidhaters]

@Castlevania8000 Your lyrics well with the song too, even though you didn't make ratcake farm up, but thanks for bringing it up ;)

[Castlevania8000]

@stoopidhaters Hahaha yeah you're right XD It was disappearing, so I just brought it up again because it's nice lyrics. But it seems it's disappearing again...

[zeldageek314]

Does anyone know what the guy in the background is actually saying I mean for real like an actual english translation.

[sim77210]

@HyperBlob1 Aaaaand another song i can't hear like a normal guy. THANK YOU A LOT. o:

[StygianWhite]

Pon-pon pat-a-pon

[Diuxid]

What the fuck?! I have never been in this store >.> 

[ahemu]

@Diuxid You have to do the bridge repairs and donate enough to Malo's shop in Kakariko for it to open.

[maxari5]

You want it? It's yours my friend....as long as you have enough rubees

[sianvar]

That's such a fat bass...

[hidood5th]

lets say fuck! lets say fuck! lelelets say lelelets say fuck!

[mrxxignacioxx]

it more high preice in kakariko

[zeldagamelover24]

RAT CAKE BALL RAT CAKE BALL LETSA LETSA DANCE LIKE A RAT CAKE BALL

soiesoyesoyasoyasooon

[danielfazzino]

The most EPIC song of the whole game!

[aaddaammize]

At first I thought the title said Zelda - Twilight Princess Music - Mario Cart

[RavaViera]

When I entered the shop first it was like:

Omg! LOL!!! XD

[nochillarickroller]

I fucking loved this place!

[JS6875]

that guy who comes on at 0:30 freaks me the fuck out

[AssassinDeathbringer]

THIS FREAKS ME OUT. Ugh.

[DCUnderdog3000]

from 0:31-0:37 is that an actual language the guy is singing?

[kittythingy713]

@DCUnderdog3000 thats the clerk person thingy talking play this game

[DCUnderdog3000]

@kittythingy713 i know that. ive played the game but im just wondered if it's a language such as japanese because of nintendo being from Japan.

[kittythingy713]

@DCUnderdog3000 oh ok, i don't think that it was japanese, just random shmumbly stuff that sounds weird

[kittythingy713]

@kittythingy713 nobody in the game has audio talking or whatever its called

[CCSir]

@JenkemToweringMidget ahahahahah you are SO DAMN RIGHT!

[mirrorsedgeman]

i hear "latte bar lets get stuff at the latte bar!"

[puertoricannani]

I remember when I came to Malo Mart. I was drinking water and I choked up when I saw the Hylians dancing and the music. I was laughing so hard and choking up, my brother had to slap my back so many times! I still laugh my ass off when I go there! Nintendo, you really outdid yourselves.

[italinhorn4455]

What has nintendo been smoking?

[EasyCure0]

@italinhorn4455 Pikmin

[Varghunben]

Wait this is what I hear... Black tea pot, black tea pot, I'm gonna chop down a black tea pot

[Varghunben]

Black tea pot?

[LeafeontheGrass]

XD I find it funny how they dance.

[dawkterderp]

Im going to back away now....

[ZeldasYoungerBrother]

@dawkterderp -Slowly walks out of malo mart door-

[LingeringShiver]

*buys magic armor* THHHHHAAANKKK YOOOOUUUUUU D:

[MaxDeathKnighT]

@LingeringShiver That's a lot better than "M-Hmmmmm!" (100.000 rupees)

xD

[HyperBlob1]

lets say fuck lets say fuck letslalalalalalalalalalets say fuck lets say fuck lets say fuck letslalalalalalalalalalets say fuck lets say fuck lets say fuck letslalalalalalalalalalets say fuck lets say fuck lets say fuck letslalalalalalalalalalets say fuck lets say fuck lets say fuck letslalalalalalalalalalets say fuck

[OldSchoolGaming4Life]

@HyperBlob1 ROFLMFAO

[BeggProductions]

@HyperBlob1 OMG I NEVER REALIZED THAT UNTIL YOUR COMMENT! :D

[UltimateShipperAnnie]

@HyperBlob1 CANNOT UN-HEAR

[BluYoshi9001]

@HyperBlob1 Okay, FUCK!

[Over50Kittens]

@HyperBlob1 YEES OMG YU MADE MY DAY

[RamzaBeoulve02]

@HyperBlob1 O_O........ OH-MY-WTF!!!*BOOM!*

It all makes sense now! *awkward pause... then hits replay button to giggle while listening to HyperBlob1 's lyrics*

[marzgirl99]

i always do the dance while buying something at malo mart.

[danny62333]

i swear this song is HILARIOUS

[zeldagamelover24]

rat cake ball rat cake ball, lets all, lets all dance at the rat cake ball

[thunderstruck789]

0:31 WTF?

[LeafeontheGrass]

Hey Link... buy something.

[cartuner9]

crazyrobloxians.jpg

[seahat1]

You are all wrong! It's Kyle's' mom getting mad from south park!

whaaa whaa whaaa wha wha wha whaa whaaaa wha wha wha!

[TheFalloutfree]

heheeehee. i laughed so hard when i first walked into Malomart

[Itaudia]

Rat cake ball, rat cake ball, Rat-a-ta-tat at a rat cake ball. ... :| I. AM. ADDICTED.

'Ouin Dey SOI. DEI SOI, DEI SOI. DEI RADABU SAN." I'm sorry, what?

[RobloxColdplay765]

Waffle pie, waffle pie, wahlahalalala pie

[xxXblackbombXxx]

FUCK YA XD

[Darkfan9112]

its actually: "ill buy one, Ill buy one, I dont really need one but Ill buy one!"

[dcr237]

I alwalys go to Malo Mart only to dance this xD

[dylan0dude]

Gatling gun Gatling gun everyone buy a Gatling gun?

[FroZClay]

"LETS SAY FUCK, LETS SAY FUCK, L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LETS SAY FUCK"

[GrounderTheRobot]

birginineer.omgf

[SkittlesGirlJ3]

awesomeness is written all over this song

[HYLIANLINK456]

WHY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CAN'T STOP DANCING TO DEATH ANYONE AGREE?(CAPS LOCK WAS ON PURPOSE)

[HYLIANLINK456]

this song is infected now i cant stop dancing nor laughing hahahaha

[FatherHazanko]

DUDE THIS SONG MAN

Infectious dancing ensues...

[lotusgirl002]

Somehow, listening to this song and looking at the title of the game don't match.

At... ALL..!!

[ZeldasYoungerBrother]

THE FIRST TIME I CAME HERE, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF TO THEIR DANCING

[Shikamaruforeva44]

You bought the Magic Armor!

You are smart! You bought it at Malo Mart!

:D

[ARJonline]

lets say fuck lets say fuck lets say fuck lets say fuck lets say fuck lets say fuck

[hex0enmechic0]

This reminds me of Mario RPG's Victory Fanfare

[FryingPanNinja52]

this song plays tough my head while going to my wallmart

[greyfox98100]

@FryingPanNinja52 You are smart! you bought it at Wal-mart!

(i just had to okay!)

[MrGullideckel007]

... reminds me to a beach ... or a mario kart theme  ... or a mario kart beach theme :DD

[WonderMaraie]

Sound like Twinkle park in sonic DX