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  • Plastic Surgery!

  • lol, in the beginning an add covered the second line so all I saw was "jerry is a 24 year old computer"

  • Computer engineer. Uses a mac...

  • this isnt as nearly as cool as i thought... anyone could wear that :(

  • i thought it was his real finger... that would hurt OUCH !

  • fake finger

    

  • @TheAbinator2 holy SHIT really wow i didnt notice

  • @Mynameisnotooo fuck u bitch suck a guy's dick

  • @TheAbinator2 Butt-hurt faggot...

  • @Trantacular nigger

  • "Will I be able to play the trumpet doc?"

  • flash drive, not hard drive, gypsies have hard drives in their fingers, when they still a car sterio

  • This dude has the best sense of humor !

  • how many gigs.?

  • mine has a vibrator :D

  • WTF! FIRST HE SPEAKS ENGLISH! THEN RUSSIAN OR SMTG?!

  • He can now finger his computer.

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  • WhootWhoot! Finland 4 the win! Hyvä Suomi!! :D

  • god i cant stop watcing these videos

  • suomalainen!! (:

  • from finland!!!

  • xD this only happens in finland

  • his ass is probably an CD rom drive !!

  • ifinger

  • What happens when the drive fails?

    Lmao.

  • thats some crazy sit

  • im from finland and i under stand finnish pretty good

  • That's some crazy shit man! Wonder if he has really 9 fingers I can't see

  • @KillerOrbz he is a cyborg

  • hahaha crazy hahah

  • horrified by the finger look at your teeth. lmfao

  • he should have made it a toothbrush instead...

  • What happens when he takes a bath?

  • @MegaAnimefanforever he takes it off, duh -.-

  • @RaselStymest

    I haven't watched the whole video so I don't know...

  • i find it hard to keep my thumb in a usb port and masturbate with the other hand

  • I want him to finger my cunt.

  • Suomi Perkele!

  • Finnaly I can carry my porn everywhere :D

  • Judging from the title I just knew it had to be Diagonaluk again.

  • 1314 comments and not one person thought of the 6 million dollar man?

  • porn must be easier than ever.

  • go Suomi!

  • his wife: honey its my p***y. not a USB port.

  • my uncle who as well lost that exact same finger from a motorcycle chain should do this

  • That's actually a ssd

  • very creative solution :D

    I like it

  • At first i read "Man Fingers Hard Drive..."

  • @YoCzechYourself Well, he does. :D

  • will it blend?

  • an mp3 player? he can now have his own theme tune for his life XD

  • Hey, pull my finger

  • Oh where is my finger??! There it is in the port

  • Wow

  •  THE IFINGER LOL

  • i vote replacing that with a shuffle.

    Are you listening to your finger?

    yep :)

  • Thumb nails redefined!

  • what happens when he gets viruses?

  • @RANKO619 Reboot!! Lol

  • very smart guy !!

  • my finger is a atomic bomb...lol

  • dammit, now I have to type with by nose because all my fingers are stuck in USB slots.

  • If britney spears did this half the world would cut of their thingers

  • nice bike!

  • finish people are the weirdest kind...

  • Dear santa

  • I LOL'D

    

  • How many GB does this guy have on his finger :P

  • @shadow1058 who cares if he gets an mp3 player he can just stick his finger in his ear and listen to 50 cent

  • @DjStiv3 It was just a joke...

  • @shadow1058 no duh same here

  • @DjStiv3 Don't make it seem like your an ass hole

  • @shadow1058 well think b4 yu state the obvious or not notice the obvious

  • @DjStiv3 Because you can't spell.

  • Does he use his finger to fuck computers?

  • @shadow1058 why are you a idiot

  • @coatez123 Whaaaat?

  • holy hell its altiar

  • I want one to....

    /Looking for a kitchenknife.....

  • when you get a virus do u feel sick? 

  • lies

  • AHHH! he has a ducati.

  • This is 2 years old, that guy is probably pissed that his finger is only 2 gigs.

  • how much memory is on it?

  • he is either a teminator or a transformer aka a pretender i don't know take ur pick

  • When Jerry gives you the finger it's more like a compliment.

  • it would be cool if his other hand was a pocket pussy

  • "Thinking of upgrading to an MP3 player"

    Ladies and Gentlemen. Inspector Gadget!

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  • Finland Suomi !!!

  • And he still chooses not to wear a helmet after a motorcycle accident? How smart is that?

  • Ducati <3

  • WTF his a finn?! Just like me, but I don't have USB in my hand though XD

  • that isn't his finger thought if you think about it it's just some PVC? idk, maybe type of material AROUND his finger, my point is everybody in the world who has all fingers that function well can stick a plastic finger over theres and pretend its a finger claiming to also be a storage device

  • @Sexalize are you retarded or cant you just read??? its a modified upper finger prosthesis (from first join to tip)... he lost the tip of hes finger in a motorcycle accident...

  • @TheMagicalTouch lol asking me if im retarded, go play chat roulette 

  • @Sexalize whatever... you go make some more crappy celebrity nip slip photoshops...

  • @TheMagicalTouch already did ;) wanna see more you dirty dirty man ;)

  • @Sexalize actually, keep em to yourself...

  • @TheMagicalTouch playing hard to get huh? > ; ) me likey

  • Does he include cleaning the USB drive chip when he cleans his nail?

  • lol... that's pretty cool :D

  • I wonder how much porn he has on his finger......

  • @kpoff5128 imagine if only have to conect directly with the brain to see...

  • or as an mp3 , download an  put the finger in his ear to listen the music...

  • Its an SSD "ring"(not thumb) drive, not a small hard-drive. Imagine if there will upgrades in its capacity and participated in a cloud. We will soon find disabled people walking around with Secret Service-like security. "cloud people" who are more valued than any fucking world leader. Held this guy, ransom your porn collection, pppprofit.

  • Make it a Bluetooth headset so that whenever he gets a call he can just stick his finger in his ear.

  • time too brush your teeth oh shit

  • im from finland Suomi on paras imekää kellii muut

  • I bet he's planning to infect all the cumputer in the world with his own ''Finger Virus''

  • Is that what you call a thumb drive?

  • Meanwhile in... wherever that is...

  • That explains the girl whose left hand is an iPhone :)

  • I wish i could speak finnish.

  • His penis is a usb hub.

  • Meanwhile, in Finland.

  • @Kalywonkas Whats happening in finland?

  • =)

  • WTF=Welcome To Finland

  • his pee pee is probably a earphone jack

  • he needs to add a vibrator kit....to keep the ladies happy

  • Imagine the capacity of the human brain...

  • Fuck ya!!! More power to this guy! That's awesome!!!

  • But, what if he want's to finger a girl?.. "/

  • He finds it funny, many need time... I find it genius! :P There is such a thing a body modification, and crazy piercings and such, but this is awesome! To take an accident and get technological with it... GENIUS! :P

  • awk 2 be fingered by him

  • I seen shit on the tip of the finger ??????????

  • Thumbs up if you read

    "Man fingers a hard drive"

  • He should put an mp3 player in there with an embedded speaker so he can stick his fingers in his ears and listen to music :D

  • i would want my dick to be an  mp3 :)

  • That man should really brush hes teeths !!

  • hurry up i have to take a poo!!

  • must be a shit load of GB. if not i want to know how he would replace that bitch

  • his laptop just got fingered.

  • God the amount of porn he has in his 1 FINGER!!!!

  • DAM WTF1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • first step to becoming robocop

  • ??

  • the iFinger :D

  • awesome, i want one!!

  • Thats why they call it a thumb drive!!!

  • should have made it a lighter

  • I'd have a phone charger as a finger.

  • now that's what you can really say... Fingering your computer... 

  • Wife- HONEY WTF U DOING?

    Him-this isn't what it looks like

    Wife- OH YES IT IS! STOP FINGERING MY COMPUTER >:O

  • He gets his porn on go, can you match that AT&T?

  • LOL! a THUMB drive  to the full meaning

  • FINLAND FTW

  • Oho, se oliki suomalaine.

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  • would suck when he runs out of space

  • so cool 

  • What happens if he takes it out in non-secure mode?

  • nice hes from finland like me

  • wow

    upgrade to mp3 ?

    let me guess : to listen bieber u raise the middle finger ? :))

  • HUH? what was that at 1:09?

  • omg thats so sad..... i bet he also has ear-phones too LOL

  • will his finger blend

  • His dick is probably a usb stick.

  • we all know you only got that to save your porn

  • Finland ftw!... upgrading to an mp3 wtf

  • all this weird people arent americans....figures

  • hes sa living hard drive and has a ducati damn... he must die

  • I bet jerry has the most hardcore porn on that

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  • First step to Ghost in the Shell becoming a reality.

  • Damn, thought it was going to be a real implant.

  • Press 8 to get porno

  • It's a flash chip, not a hard drive.

  • people will never find where he keeps his porn

  • That guy lives in my homecity

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  • he was fingering my computer last night and gave her a virus O_O

  • @alvinperlas ROFLMFAO!

  • finnish guy o.O

  • holy shit this guy is inspector gadget!

  • DAMN! Porns to go, what a useful object :o

  • sweet