I personally think that it's great that he is dancing. Whether you're good or not at it, it doesn't matter, everyone should dance and I'm happy for Sex if he gets joy from it. That doesn't make him a good dancer, obviously.
This guy is either trolling or has some kind of mental illness. I'm hoping he's just trolling.
His idea of "Training with master choreographers" is creepily staring into the window as they teach classes, or perhaps masturbating to their pictures on Google images. *shudder*.
whenever anyone tries out for a show like this they go through at least 1 other set of judges before they get to the main ones. So If he had any kind of mental issues they would just find some other bad dancer to throw up on tv for ratings. So I highly doubt he has anything wrong with him other than being a narcissist who's in desperate need of attention, It kinda seemed to me like he was mocking the show. As a side note I am from ny, and saw him at a food store in my town a few years ago.
I really think he must have a minor (or major) form of Asperger's or something, seriously. It doesn't look like words from anyone actually register in his brain. He really doesn't seem to see that they're patronizing/making fun of him. The brains of people with Asperger's or autism view objects and faces in the same way; they're not able to distinguish between the two (autism's more severe, I believe), and of course, have severely lacking social skills. Fame would not help this guy.
@therationalreport While she no doubt sucks, he deserves to ridiculed and humiliated for the pathetic loser that he is. The man on the right had it spot on, this is a just a narcissistic freak and he deserves to be obliterated by these judges, even if one of them is a clown.
Perhaps there is no greater man than him. He has the world on his shoulders man. His hope man, it is the kinda hope you bring with you to save the fucking universe. or kill it.
@xXLFT4DEADXx Aw gawd, shut the hell up. He looks like a sex offender and/or child molester. The judges were too kind. This is the third year he wasted their time. They should've just kicked him off the stage as soon as they saw him.
I ... I don't know. I know he's nowhere near good. But damn, good on him for trying so hard. Not saying that I would want him to be my kids' role model, but ... I don't know. At the end of the day, the guy's still human and he's still got feelings.
#2: His face barely changes when he fails to react to "And you're back for more, why" It's as if his CPU isn't designed for such a complicated response]
#4: At 2:47 he inexplicably leaves the stage (perhaps to recharge his batteries?)
#5: He repeats certain words like "Many"; clearly his preprogrammed vocabulary was limited by budget constraints
#6: Does anyone believe a real mother would let her son do that?!?
@Dralshard Hey, it already does...Sort of. Type in Bloodninja in Google: There's a whole saga out there revolving around a guy who's primary hobby is owning idiot cybersex messengers. Also, Bash.org.
@qwertyuiop298 I have another theory, this guy's trolling, his "mom" is an actress. That simple. No one is that terrible. No one. Think about it, why doesn't he go crying like everyone else? He comes back every year, the judges dread him so it's obviously working, he HAS to be trolling.
Why did I feel so gross after watching this guy? Maybe because I feel like he's exploiting his own mental retardation for fame in lieu of getting help. He is absolutely abhorrent, and his narcissism makes me want to have someone lob a cooked grenade at my vagina, in hopes that I NEVER reproduce something even remotely close to what he is. I need a shower, now.
@Malleolust you know... don't damage yourself.. if you ever reproduce something like that, there is always murder.
But i'm glad that there are still women like you. On a completely opposite note, i am greatly disgusted that there are also guys like.. that dude in the video.. He has such a lack of mental health that he should be on jersey shore or something like that
@ice5367 his fans are just his fans because they like laughing at him. And they want to continue doing so, thus, if he asks "*drool* Gbuuh, am I sexyyyh?" they say "Yes" while choking a laughter, so that he may try again and again and again.
Judges shouldn't be mean? they should pepper this freak with tranquilizer darts and have him dragged off to the nearest psych ward. Any guy who looks like that and calls himself 'Sex' while his mom drives him to dance auditions while he performs shitty 'dance' routines thinking he did 'really good'... 100 years ago they would have lobotomized this guy.
those judges are so mean >:( even if he is really bad at dancing they shouldn't just ridicule him like that. he obviously has a lot of confidence in himself to do such a thing, so they should respect that and tell him "no" politely. they're acting like clique-ish high school bullies.
@USAForLife2057 he is a person, just like you, and deserves some amount of basic human respect and decency no matter how lame or bad at dancing he is.
@justatractgirl Unfortunately he's an asshole who always goes on and on about how he's the best dancer. Which is an insult to the people who actually put their heart and soul into it. The truth is he doesn't care about dancing he just likes the attention he is not someone who deserves respect. He also lives with his mother and I doubt he's contributing anything to her so she's basically putting all this money up so he can literally have his fifteen minutes of fame.
@USAForLife2057 i'm sorry you feel that way, but every person deserves respect. we are all human. having unwarranted self importance or wanting attention does not negate this fact...oddly enough, plenty of people share these traits. the people who work hard and have talent will be rewarded for it, so they should not take too much offense.
@justatractgirl Hitler was a human too does that mean he deserved respect? No it doesn't because he was a fucking piece of garbage like "sex" Also I guess you just decided to ignore my comment on how basically he's and attention whore who uses his mother, not to mention I doubt he has a real job since his mom has to drop him off so he's probably a fucking freeloader too. Respect is EARNED not given. HE has done nothing worthy of respect so he gets none.
@USAForLife2057 man, calm down! don't automatically compare everyone you dislike to hitler. if his mom really upset over him freeloading then she could kick him out. it is my personal belief that everyone deserves respect, "respect" here meaning "consideration and thoughtfulness" not "admiration". this guy has done nothing to you except be annoying and lame on television. i doubt you are perfect, so try to be a little less critical of others. i'm sorry you are so angry about this.
@justatractgirl I wasn't comparing him to hitler moron I used him as example of why not every human deserves respect just because their human. This is just something that people who aren't respectable believe when it's not true at all. No one will give you respect for being an asshole. Also, no I doubt his mom would kick him out because parents today are too pussy whipped. It doesn't matter if it annoys her the fact is that he's a fucking leech regardless of her feelings. Also he's arrogant.
@justatractgirl Bullshit your just being a dumbass, if your "just trying to spread good will" you wouldn't be doing it in a fucking comments section retard. I am happy i'm happy because i'm just brutally honest which is what the world is like outside your parents house. Also i'm notgonna warm up to you because you use a retarded smiley face faggot.
@USAForLife2057 yes yes you are correct. i am a fat homosexual retard living in my parents basement playing wow and masturbating to catgirl porn. and of course, no one is ever nice to each other in the real world. what a fool i have been. and i smiley because i like you =) or is this the part where i say that you are commenting on youtube so much because you have NO LIEF!!11 ?
@USAForLife2057 oh god oh man...that was the joke...nevermind. ah, i like you. you make me smile. you and your calling me "moron". i haven't heard anyone say "moron" in a while...you're very unique.
@USAForLife2057 ...so you want me to be pissed at you? or say i'm hurt?? ok, um, i am very angry at these youtube comments of yours. they have caused me to hate myself immensely. also, you have foiled my plan of bothering you. there, do you feel better? or would you perhaps like to insult me a bit more? :)
@justatractgirl Yep your most likely a loser which is why you defend that piece of garbage because you see yourself in him.I'm not being your friend just because your making a smile face. Also doing the smiley face to me doesn't bother me i was just telling you it was stupid to think I'd listen to some dumbass kid who thinks the world is gumdrops and ice cream. You don't get respect because your born asshole you EARN it which is something "sex" no David did not due, he only deserves a beatdown.
@USAForLife2057 the world can be gumdrops and ice cream if you want it to be. :) why do you want me to get angry at you? i am not going to. i see myself in him and you and all members of the human race. i am not trying to get you to "be my friend", i am simply trying to be nice to you. i don't care if you reciprocate the sentiment. i am doing it because i want to. your insults are very entertaining, though. we have different opinions, ok? that's what keeps the world interesting.
@justatractgirl Blah Blah Blah typical romanticized bullshit from someone who's never experienced the real world. Try not to kill yourself when you get your rude awakening. I think your an idiot but I don't think you deserve to die for it...then again you'll just be proving Darwin right so whatever.
@USAForLife2057 apparently no one is ever nice to you? that's sad...thank you for your concern over my well-being, but i will never kill myself because i love my life, family and friends. don't you? and i'm glad you think i don't deserve to die for being nice to people, because that would be a little weird.
@justatractgirl There you go being a presumptuous asshole again. Also no one deserves to die it's just stupid people (I.E. You) can't handle the stress that comes when they're fantasy world comes crashing down around them. The worlds a small, nasty, complicated place, and we all die alone. Get over it. I have a good life but I don't hide from the truth like some simpleton. Once again i'm not going to be your friend. I still thing your a dumb kid and once again you prove your an asshole.
@USAForLife2057 i'm glad you have a good life. you had me worried with the way you were going on about how horrible everything is. i agree that no one deserves to die, though. human life is precious. your opinion is negative, mine is positive. i don't live in a fantasy world. i just try to be nice to people, which apparently makes me an asshole. once again i'm not trying to "be your friend". i'm trying to be kind.
@USAForLife2057 ok, ok, sure. whatever you want. i hope you eventually find a more positive outlook on life, but i'm getting a bit tired of this. you can have the last word, because i'm done here. live your life and have fun. as a human, you deserve to. peace.
@justatractgirl Up yours. There you go now everyone will think your the "great guy" your desperately trying to convince me you are. Quite frankly I have theory that your an attention whore like sex. I don't have time to have fun because I have a life where I need to provide. My parents don't hold my hand through life anymore like yours do. Try living in the real world and not your fantasy one and then talk to me when you've had a taste of the real world outside of you house.
@USAForLife2057 Seriously, please just stfu and meet the the other guy halfway, or if you can't do that, just don't bother to reply or just block the guy. It's not that hard.
If you really do 'provide' for your family or whatever, then you should be man enough to call it quits.
Hey man, sorry, but throughout that whole argument you both made a fool of yourself and made yourself out to be a kneejerk-reactionary asshat. And you're not really helping your cause by snapping at everything. I know that the internets is serious business and everything, but you could probably afford to chill out, and live and let live, a little. (Oh, and its just a little ironic [or hypocritical?] for you to call sex and justatractgirl attention whores...)
@USAForLife2057 Wow, for someone who has to "provide for their family" or whatever , you sure can't let a comment on youtube go unanswered.
To note: I wasn't trying to restart any argument, stop projecting, you fucking solipsist prick. I was just letting you know that when you act like you have been, sou come across as presumptuous, simpleminded, annoying, and dickheadish. Thought you would like to know.
@Fourkable Yeah and you just HAD to comment on it you DESPERATELY needed to tell me off even though the argument ended several days ago so instead of just ignoring it you needed to put your two sense in even though it was over faggot.
this guys should se a schrink.He¨s clearly lacking something
leiefilm 1 day ago
it is bad even for a workout....
gosh I feel evil...
vicusmaxima 1 week ago
mom's very encouraging...... then she should get her sonny a teacher who works with lost causes and knows what she's doing.
vicusmaxima 1 week ago
Earth to David Soller, Location: Planet California.
DO NOT BREED.
MelancholyRose 3 weeks ago in playlist American Idol Rejects
Who'd want to breed with him? He's like the untalented and poor version of Howard stern.
jetliigor 3 weeks ago
1:37 - 1:47 Troll.
Appleshaq 2 months ago
I personally think that it's great that he is dancing. Whether you're good or not at it, it doesn't matter, everyone should dance and I'm happy for Sex if he gets joy from it. That doesn't make him a good dancer, obviously.
This guy is either trolling or has some kind of mental illness. I'm hoping he's just trolling.
evilsocksss 3 months ago
@evilsocksss some people should realize that they are just.... not doing something right, and immediately stop trying, forever...
KaorthSlashPoizon 3 weeks ago
@KaorthSlashPoizon The definition of insanity is repeating the same action expecting a different result.
KaorthSlashPoizon 3 weeks ago
this what happens when you do drugs druing a pregnancy..u get him lol
queentina11 3 months ago 2
Aww I actually do feel sorry for him ...only slightly ... but I am sure the many many master choreographers did too.
silentmelody687 3 months ago 2
I cringe EVERY time!
Ary0728 3 months ago
This is the William Hung of SYTYCD.
azahnd82 3 months ago
Planet California? Wow, talk about worlds apart.
takatomon 4 months ago
His mon is his ONLY fan, and it's more than he deserves!
TheAndiePerson 4 months ago
"I want to be a dancer"
You can't be a dancer just by persistence.
JawGrim999 4 months ago
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I would never have SEX again
MultiZelda18 4 months ago
Jay and Silent Bob's retarded older cousin.
WildCardFive 4 months ago
The Judge in the middle is just annoying.
iAmTheGuySometimes 4 months ago
This loser deserves to get laughed at, he disgusts me and I applaud simon for throwing all his pathetic attempts to get his fifteen minites of fame.
USAForLife2057 4 months ago
While he's not a good dancer, those judges are rude bitches
Hannahdabeast 5 months ago 2
Has anyone checked out his crawlspace? Just to be safe.
psychopomp88 5 months ago
he makes these weird ideas in his head
theblondesillygirl2 5 months ago
the judges are rude, especially mary? laugh that was just rude no matter what her CACKLE is annoying. Hes trying hard to convince himself....
kandyfreak410 5 months ago
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Thumbs up for the biggest EPIC TROLL EVER and 6:00 ¨ Your moving your not dancing¨
proxo1231 5 months ago
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proxo1231 5 months ago
why the fuck would you name your child SEX???
PuckleberryFaberry 5 months ago 4
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UrsuTheWarrior 5 months ago
@PuckleberryFaberry To remind themselves of what they will never do again.
UrsuTheWarrior 5 months ago 3
It`s so mean when Judges laughs at them , its like they are ruining there dreams.
Imastar269 5 months ago
He managed to put in a single pirouette and 2 chaines turns on both sides.. give him a break.. hahahaha =]
banana2510 6 months ago
CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE JUST SAID THAT!!
1trippy12 6 months ago
I have become an advocate of extremely late term abortion thanks to this.
darthmango 6 months ago
1:37 WTF???
InuYasha9899 6 months ago
I refuse to believe those cups they're drinking out of has nothing short of hard liquor.
hanzo661 6 months ago
maybe he has something wrong with him mentally?
theblondesillygirl2 6 months ago
who names their kid sex???
rebeccalouiskozman 6 months ago
damn i hate those judges.
caffeinehighsquirrel 7 months ago
His idea of "Training with master choreographers" is creepily staring into the window as they teach classes, or perhaps masturbating to their pictures on Google images. *shudder*.
BlackvvvFist 7 months ago
whenever anyone tries out for a show like this they go through at least 1 other set of judges before they get to the main ones. So If he had any kind of mental issues they would just find some other bad dancer to throw up on tv for ratings. So I highly doubt he has anything wrong with him other than being a narcissist who's in desperate need of attention, It kinda seemed to me like he was mocking the show. As a side note I am from ny, and saw him at a food store in my town a few years ago.
saturn71188 7 months ago
and...... now he's famous. WHAT. THE. FUCK?!
JaysonX5 7 months ago
I really think he must have a minor (or major) form of Asperger's or something, seriously. It doesn't look like words from anyone actually register in his brain. He really doesn't seem to see that they're patronizing/making fun of him. The brains of people with Asperger's or autism view objects and faces in the same way; they're not able to distinguish between the two (autism's more severe, I believe), and of course, have severely lacking social skills. Fame would not help this guy.
greatsm2videl 7 months ago
@therationalreport While she no doubt sucks, he deserves to ridiculed and humiliated for the pathetic loser that he is. The man on the right had it spot on, this is a just a narcissistic freak and he deserves to be obliterated by these judges, even if one of them is a clown.
pjs24 7 months ago
Zach Braff's long-lost, mentally-challenged brother.
Wrathmont313 7 months ago
Perhaps there is no greater man than him. He has the world on his shoulders man. His hope man, it is the kinda hope you bring with you to save the fucking universe. or kill it.
Hiimitsu 7 months ago 2
What I don't understand is why he says he has so much training...
swim4scofield 7 months ago
Jusges are assholes he looks like a nice guy
xXLFT4DEADXx 7 months ago
@xXLFT4DEADXx Aw gawd, shut the hell up. He looks like a sex offender and/or child molester. The judges were too kind. This is the third year he wasted their time. They should've just kicked him off the stage as soon as they saw him.
pjs24 7 months ago
at least he's consistent...most people are laxy..lol...but still, he should get a life.
dominusetdeus060644 8 months ago
poor David. those guys were so mean to him!
7Danny71997 8 months ago
I ... I don't know. I know he's nowhere near good. But damn, good on him for trying so hard. Not saying that I would want him to be my kids' role model, but ... I don't know. At the end of the day, the guy's still human and he's still got feelings.
Nani101 8 months ago
hes the best troll ever
Atr3yuRocks 8 months ago
How Rude.
mandazdahomie 8 months ago
I like his moves, at leat his dance isnt boring
johann2779 9 months ago
That man is up to something else , nothing is made for nothing , we r the retard in this story watching this stupid videos people r making many
waix1 9 months ago
Host: "And you go back for more, why?"
Sex: "Bulletball"
zero87mx 9 months ago
this is not right. simply not right. damn exploitation
Ioannx 9 months ago
"My mom is, like, my biggest fan..."
Dude, your mom is, like, your ONLY fan...
UdoShan 9 months ago 4
He looks like Ugly Betty. I blame Cracked.
mbrett475 9 months ago
I officially hate humanity.
KMxHearts 10 months ago
OH MY GOD, this guy is retarded!!!!!
Lissytadance 10 months ago 2
at 1:40 does anyone see what kat does with her lips?
LoneWolfof90 10 months ago
Fuck you Seanbaby. Just fuck you.
AnonymousFortune 10 months ago
" I am dancing Right now here on this planet... I am dancing...Planet?...moving...I am dancing...planet?..California!...." *implodes*
LionessInAComa 10 months ago
what other shows has he been on?!?!
SoUThnkUCnDnc 10 months ago
21+....
SoUThnkUCnDnc 10 months ago 3
he must of got bullied at school....
AnimeKait 11 months ago
Fuck. That's one sexy beast
Dez13040287 11 months ago 9
I should have flagged this for violent or repulsive content
gunzplayer369 11 months ago 6
I... I think I just got molested. I'm not entirely sure. What has this video done to me?!
TheHauntedFarm 1 year ago
if this is what sex is like, maybe being a virgin is better LOL
itOtakustudios 1 year ago 40
1.37 to 1.47 was damn awkward
sleazynik 1 year ago 15
am i the only one who thinks this guy looks like geddy lee?
Cartmmman 1 year ago
that girl with the brown hair that keeps on laughing is SO ANNOYING
Lcharliesangel 1 year ago
This is sad. This person needs to get real.
Oasics93 1 year ago
Anyone could do this...with enough alcohol.
bluelipsredhands 1 year ago
He reminds me of Doofy from Scary Movie XD
SavannahTigers 1 year ago
im dancing right now in this planet, planet california
kisame975 1 year ago
what the fuck just happened?....did i just get raped?....or violently laid against my will?........disturbing/confusing
BlakeTahoe 1 year ago 3
i really wont call his dancing
i think even i can do better
nd i am HORRIBLE!!
shrinkingviolet4 1 year ago
i cracked at his statement "im 21+ "
this is what im gonna tell to people if they ask my age: Im 21+ he he he
faithvamp 1 year ago
wtf wasnt he 33 years old last time LMAO
XiaoYun101495 1 year ago
whoa that bitch at 3:30 is probably the most annoying person ever
thefriendsociety 1 year ago 3
I believe he's a protoype Terminator:
#1: He mechanically waves at the camera
#2: His face barely changes when he fails to react to "And you're back for more, why" It's as if his CPU isn't designed for such a complicated response]
#4: At 2:47 he inexplicably leaves the stage (perhaps to recharge his batteries?)
#5: He repeats certain words like "Many"; clearly his preprogrammed vocabulary was limited by budget constraints
#6: Does anyone believe a real mother would let her son do that?!?
qwertyuiop298 1 year ago 63
@qwertyuiop298 this is probably the best comment i've ever read on youtube ! XD .man i cant stop laughing
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slemmojemmo 1 year ago
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@qwertyuiop298 , this is probably the best comment i've ever read on youtube . Man i cant stop laughing XD.
slemmojemmo 1 year ago
@qwertyuiop298 This comment. Just this comment.
The internet should revovle around comments like this.
Dralshard 1 year ago
@Dralshard Hey, it already does...Sort of. Type in Bloodninja in Google: There's a whole saga out there revolving around a guy who's primary hobby is owning idiot cybersex messengers. Also, Bash.org.
qwertyuiop298 1 year ago
@qwertyuiop298 man i laugh every time i read this comment +1 DUDE
slemmojemmo 1 year ago
@qwertyuiop298 best comment ever :D
NS222 10 months ago
@qwertyuiop298 I have another theory, this guy's trolling, his "mom" is an actress. That simple. No one is that terrible. No one. Think about it, why doesn't he go crying like everyone else? He comes back every year, the judges dread him so it's obviously working, he HAS to be trolling.
TheAndiePerson 4 months ago 4
@sillsinator He's like 34 in this video. That's so creepy.
princesstamika 1 year ago
goddamn i need to stop clicking on these links seanbaby
kyzill 1 year ago 4
@kyzill Lol, ditto.
robokou 1 year ago
i think what they say is really mean :( like this is a person and like laughing at them when they try their best :(
this actually makes me feel bad
megawinner1994 1 year ago
i think his mom smoked too much crack while she concieved this fuck up
bling505123 1 year ago
This guy needs to hang out with Chris-Chan
MasterofPirates 1 year ago
And I'm dancing now here on this planet....planet...dancing...California...
mayasplee1 1 year ago
1:43 in his head hes going BOOBAYZ!
MrMrheadshotz 1 year ago 2
I'm sex.... Huuu NO! Sex is back lol
Mary look crazy
sabmusimax 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA EVERYONE look at the face of tne judge when he laugh at him at 2:24
makaveliunit 1 year ago
@makaveliunit 3:24*
makaveliunit 1 year ago
"My mom is my biggest fan," isn't the greatest accomplishment as fans go...
Sacrias 1 year ago
Why did I feel so gross after watching this guy? Maybe because I feel like he's exploiting his own mental retardation for fame in lieu of getting help. He is absolutely abhorrent, and his narcissism makes me want to have someone lob a cooked grenade at my vagina, in hopes that I NEVER reproduce something even remotely close to what he is. I need a shower, now.
Thanks, Cracked. Thanks.
Malleolust 1 year ago 102
@Malleolust this is the best comment I have ever read.
Misishaxi 1 year ago
@Misishaxi Baahahaha! Thanks a million. The guy just toooootally irks me. I feel creepy after watching him, he is so friggin' CREEPY.
Malleolust 1 year ago
@Malleolust I thought I was the only one getting nauseous.
princesstamika 1 year ago
@Malleolust you know... don't damage yourself.. if you ever reproduce something like that, there is always murder.
But i'm glad that there are still women like you. On a completely opposite note, i am greatly disgusted that there are also guys like.. that dude in the video.. He has such a lack of mental health that he should be on jersey shore or something like that
Morfeos6 9 months ago
@Morfeos6 Well, thank you very much. :) Your compliment just made my day.
And I agree, put this dolt on Jersey Shore!
Malleolust 9 months ago
@Malleolust lmao i love cracked.
comcastblows567 8 months ago
@Malleolust agreed.
NottheFacePlease 5 months ago
@Malleolust your comment made my life
xwoodsyx 4 months ago
Damn you to Hell Cracked! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!
MikeyLikesIt357 1 year ago
Aw! How sweet. He's going to murder them all for their kind words.
inferno232 1 year ago
omg that man's going to murder a bitch
meowdragon 1 year ago
seems like Sex here has a touch of Aspergers.
ThingxHulk 1 year ago 4
Im uncomfortable watching this....
jdsuperjive18 1 year ago 5
I find this guy attractive, bro. No sarcasm.
Also, Cracked, yo.
Bnewton00 1 year ago
Hi Sex, please know that you have no fans. Stay off TV as well.
Thanks.
mzrealm 1 year ago
That is some long, painful silence around 1:40.
RyuBaek 1 year ago
So Sex...what level is your WoW character?
clintallen123 1 year ago
Planet California!
lol
Noroxi 1 year ago
god damn, this dude needs lessons from napoleon dynamite
jokerswild00 1 year ago
well his mom being his biggest fan tells you something, no?
xyxstradus 1 year ago
i get my moves from this guy
ggbbproductions 1 year ago
this man makes me feel dirty and
kyzill 1 year ago
CRACKED FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
undergroundrugby 1 year ago
With some moderate tweaking, this guy would make a credible batman villain.
Apollomasque 1 year ago
This is the first I've seen of this show. Does the middle judge always have that ridiculous cartoony fake laugh?
Vaeran 1 year ago
There is no way I can believe this dude is for real. He's got to be some kind of performance artist just trolling us all. :o
RavenhallowGrey 1 year ago
"Hi, I'm Sex."
...
...
No. No you're not.
Dammit Cracked. I could have gone my whole life without knowing who this was.
coeloptera 1 year ago 64
@coeloptera
the exact train of thought that just went through my mind.
tubetubed 1 year ago
@coeloptera Cracked is guilty of many such sins. I managed to avoid knowing who Tila Tequila was until they caught me by surprise.
nerevarine0303 1 year ago
his fans are blind
ice5367 1 year ago
@ice5367 his "fans" lol
TheRhythm189 1 year ago
@ice5367 his fans are just his fans because they like laughing at him. And they want to continue doing so, thus, if he asks "*drool* Gbuuh, am I sexyyyh?" they say "Yes" while choking a laughter, so that he may try again and again and again.
And he's totally falling for it.
Skymning 1 year ago
cracked
Shikhster1123 1 year ago
cracked
ctruesy 1 year ago
Cracked... What is this?
bread54321 1 year ago
cracked
f4ll0ftr0y 1 year ago
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L15A 1 year ago
cracked...
insomnimania 1 year ago
he rolled all ones..
SlinkerX 1 year ago
creacked rulez
raullebeau 1 year ago
this is really just sad to watch.
HimeTakamura 1 year ago
Would you let this man near your children?
jackface0410 1 year ago
tv lowers your iq.
Pro902 1 year ago
Judges shouldn't be mean? they should pepper this freak with tranquilizer darts and have him dragged off to the nearest psych ward. Any guy who looks like that and calls himself 'Sex' while his mom drives him to dance auditions while he performs shitty 'dance' routines thinking he did 'really good'... 100 years ago they would have lobotomized this guy.
spliefer 1 year ago 3
those judges are so mean >:( even if he is really bad at dancing they shouldn't just ridicule him like that. he obviously has a lot of confidence in himself to do such a thing, so they should respect that and tell him "no" politely. they're acting like clique-ish high school bullies.
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl He's an attention whore nothing else.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 he is a person, just like you, and deserves some amount of basic human respect and decency no matter how lame or bad at dancing he is.
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl Unfortunately he's an asshole who always goes on and on about how he's the best dancer. Which is an insult to the people who actually put their heart and soul into it. The truth is he doesn't care about dancing he just likes the attention he is not someone who deserves respect. He also lives with his mother and I doubt he's contributing anything to her so she's basically putting all this money up so he can literally have his fifteen minutes of fame.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 i'm sorry you feel that way, but every person deserves respect. we are all human. having unwarranted self importance or wanting attention does not negate this fact...oddly enough, plenty of people share these traits. the people who work hard and have talent will be rewarded for it, so they should not take too much offense.
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl Hitler was a human too does that mean he deserved respect? No it doesn't because he was a fucking piece of garbage like "sex" Also I guess you just decided to ignore my comment on how basically he's and attention whore who uses his mother, not to mention I doubt he has a real job since his mom has to drop him off so he's probably a fucking freeloader too. Respect is EARNED not given. HE has done nothing worthy of respect so he gets none.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 man, calm down! don't automatically compare everyone you dislike to hitler. if his mom really upset over him freeloading then she could kick him out. it is my personal belief that everyone deserves respect, "respect" here meaning "consideration and thoughtfulness" not "admiration". this guy has done nothing to you except be annoying and lame on television. i doubt you are perfect, so try to be a little less critical of others. i'm sorry you are so angry about this.
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl I wasn't comparing him to hitler moron I used him as example of why not every human deserves respect just because their human. This is just something that people who aren't respectable believe when it's not true at all. No one will give you respect for being an asshole. Also, no I doubt his mom would kick him out because parents today are too pussy whipped. It doesn't matter if it annoys her the fact is that he's a fucking leech regardless of her feelings. Also he's arrogant.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 you know, you are being a bit rude to me. i am simply trying to spread a bit of goodwill. peace, man. try to be happy =)
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl Bullshit your just being a dumbass, if your "just trying to spread good will" you wouldn't be doing it in a fucking comments section retard. I am happy i'm happy because i'm just brutally honest which is what the world is like outside your parents house. Also i'm notgonna warm up to you because you use a retarded smiley face faggot.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 yes yes you are correct. i am a fat homosexual retard living in my parents basement playing wow and masturbating to catgirl porn. and of course, no one is ever nice to each other in the real world. what a fool i have been. and i smiley because i like you =) or is this the part where i say that you are commenting on youtube so much because you have NO LIEF!!11 ?
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl You spelt "life" wrong moron.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 oh god oh man...that was the joke...nevermind. ah, i like you. you make me smile. you and your calling me "moron". i haven't heard anyone say "moron" in a while...you're very unique.
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl Bull your pissed and are pretending what i'm saying doesn't hurt you, because you think it bothers me up yours loser.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 ...so you want me to be pissed at you? or say i'm hurt?? ok, um, i am very angry at these youtube comments of yours. they have caused me to hate myself immensely. also, you have foiled my plan of bothering you. there, do you feel better? or would you perhaps like to insult me a bit more? :)
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl Yep your most likely a loser which is why you defend that piece of garbage because you see yourself in him.I'm not being your friend just because your making a smile face. Also doing the smiley face to me doesn't bother me i was just telling you it was stupid to think I'd listen to some dumbass kid who thinks the world is gumdrops and ice cream. You don't get respect because your born asshole you EARN it which is something "sex" no David did not due, he only deserves a beatdown.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 the world can be gumdrops and ice cream if you want it to be. :) why do you want me to get angry at you? i am not going to. i see myself in him and you and all members of the human race. i am not trying to get you to "be my friend", i am simply trying to be nice to you. i don't care if you reciprocate the sentiment. i am doing it because i want to. your insults are very entertaining, though. we have different opinions, ok? that's what keeps the world interesting.
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl Blah Blah Blah typical romanticized bullshit from someone who's never experienced the real world. Try not to kill yourself when you get your rude awakening. I think your an idiot but I don't think you deserve to die for it...then again you'll just be proving Darwin right so whatever.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 apparently no one is ever nice to you? that's sad...thank you for your concern over my well-being, but i will never kill myself because i love my life, family and friends. don't you? and i'm glad you think i don't deserve to die for being nice to people, because that would be a little weird.
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl There you go being a presumptuous asshole again. Also no one deserves to die it's just stupid people (I.E. You) can't handle the stress that comes when they're fantasy world comes crashing down around them. The worlds a small, nasty, complicated place, and we all die alone. Get over it. I have a good life but I don't hide from the truth like some simpleton. Once again i'm not going to be your friend. I still thing your a dumb kid and once again you prove your an asshole.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 i'm glad you have a good life. you had me worried with the way you were going on about how horrible everything is. i agree that no one deserves to die, though. human life is precious. your opinion is negative, mine is positive. i don't live in a fantasy world. i just try to be nice to people, which apparently makes me an asshole. once again i'm not trying to "be your friend". i'm trying to be kind.
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl No your an asshole because you assume everything.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 ok, ok, sure. whatever you want. i hope you eventually find a more positive outlook on life, but i'm getting a bit tired of this. you can have the last word, because i'm done here. live your life and have fun. as a human, you deserve to. peace.
justatractgirl 1 year ago
@justatractgirl Up yours. There you go now everyone will think your the "great guy" your desperately trying to convince me you are. Quite frankly I have theory that your an attention whore like sex. I don't have time to have fun because I have a life where I need to provide. My parents don't hold my hand through life anymore like yours do. Try living in the real world and not your fantasy one and then talk to me when you've had a taste of the real world outside of you house.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 Seriously, please just stfu and meet the the other guy halfway, or if you can't do that, just don't bother to reply or just block the guy. It's not that hard.
If you really do 'provide' for your family or whatever, then you should be man enough to call it quits.
TheSinisterSnail 1 year ago
@TheSinisterSnail The argument finished two days ago as clearly indicated loser.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057
Hey man, sorry, but throughout that whole argument you both made a fool of yourself and made yourself out to be a kneejerk-reactionary asshat. And you're not really helping your cause by snapping at everything. I know that the internets is serious business and everything, but you could probably afford to chill out, and live and let live, a little. (Oh, and its just a little ironic [or hypocritical?] for you to call sex and justatractgirl attention whores...)
Fourkable 1 year ago
@Fourkable Once again queer the argument ended two days ago it's just you losers "fighting for great justice" who are trying to restart it.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago
@USAForLife2057 Wow, for someone who has to "provide for their family" or whatever , you sure can't let a comment on youtube go unanswered.
To note: I wasn't trying to restart any argument, stop projecting, you fucking solipsist prick. I was just letting you know that when you act like you have been, sou come across as presumptuous, simpleminded, annoying, and dickheadish. Thought you would like to know.
Fourkable 1 year ago
@Fourkable Yeah and you just HAD to comment on it you DESPERATELY needed to tell me off even though the argument ended several days ago so instead of just ignoring it you needed to put your two sense in even though it was over faggot.
USAForLife2057 1 year ago