NSP - Sex Training

[superpoweredrapist]

Only NSP can lock a door with no keyhole

[FR4NCH3K]

Says on that certificate that he lasts longer than a minute but no more than 4-5 five minutes, if he can last 5 minutes, he is a god.

[EpiclyEric]

thats how i always train, in Oven Mits and a Thong.

[TheHentaiEmperor]

*Reads list of sex moves

"Running start? Oh that cant be good."

[frfkful]

haha these guys are on crack

[alexicon89]

For half a second i thought my screen was broken because of the dude on the right ..

Lol.

[PaulThePuppetier]

I wonder what is it like to have sex in the "Static Electricity Penis" position

[ZennXPaladin]

@PaulThePuppetier it's shocking

[PaulThePuppetier]

@ZennXPaladin LAWLZ

[GlacialRoar]

So who gets the sloppy seconds? 

[ZennXPaladin]

@GlacialRoar neither

[rossvgrant]

This is my favorite NSP song

[wolffang3721]

dafuq did i just watch again

[TheInvisibleTribe]

@wolffang3721 awesomeness! thats what

[wolffang3721]

dafuq did i just watch

[Dannyboyyay]

I tried saying "So, Ninja Sex Party is offering Sex-Lessons..."

Sadly, nothing happened.

[Zacharoo55]

1:01 Only Danny Sexbang can lock a door with no lock.

[Glassface477]

@Zacharoo55 they glued it shut

[kenmoremusiclover]

@theheadhunter163 actually it is the Sacred Chalice of Ragallah

[Gamefreakgangsta]

lol :04 sacred chalice

[moouse805]

0:38 lol a running start. and i dont even want to know about the bicycle

[MegaCakeFan]

Sorry but... LOVE THE ATHF Reference of Sex Master/Moon master...

watch?v=_G9DVvYmQNA

[H2OHBOM]

part of the list of sexmoves: Static Electricity Penis, Cow Fucking, Sax on a car plunging into a river

[luukraver]

This is by far the most awesome youtube channel i have ever seen!

[Anonymous3DSOwner]

Ninjab Ryan is a sexy beast.

[susipunkrockprincess]

why did i just discovered this guys? there are awesome :)

[andyllamanipl]

"You're now a total dickmaster

All hail the Lord of Vaginas and Time!"

Probably the best line of music ever made and produced by anyone ever.

[SharkAttack2134]

thumbs up if u pasued to see the postions XD

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

you were on egoraptor's last Q&A!!!! :D

[OHHGODPLZNOO]

guys pause at 1:13, notice the troll face on the menu when hes handing it to him?

[seeker296]

Noah C. Mahn...ha, I see what they did there.

[THEQuillification]

"Fondle my balls- sorry I was talking to someone else." I bet Danny's balls are made of matza

[Cptbudric]

Thumbs up for the Last Exile wall scroll!

[glasdado]

There's no thumbs up option.

[maartenvdvegt]

awesome workout music?

[TheLadyMcvee]

-_- <=== Happy

Lolz xD

[The6espada]

41 ran outta lube

[theoneandonlytiddly]

@The6espada those jokes died out a long time ago :p

[The6espada]

@theoneandonlytiddly um, ok then

[edduclervil]

Master of Shlongery

Having demonstrated through research and public demonstartion, ability to make excellent love to many females more then once and lasting more than 1 minute but no longer than 4-5 minutes for safety and legal reasons.

[Randomvidsgroup]

It's so funny to just watch ninja Bryan in these videos.

[InfernoInfernal]

I came here so Ninja Brian wouldn't kill me.

[CHA0SFRI3ND]

Man, Ninja Brian is a hairy beast.

[jefre117]

this guy reminds of that guy from misfits lol

[Toxicnessify]

THAT'S THE SACRED CHALICE!!!! or is that another fake?

[vide0wizard]

@SonicRainb00m Why?

[Kouta13]

Is that a wall scroll of The Last Exile?

I approve.

[vide0wizard]

Ninja Brian is hot

[SonicRainb00m]

@vide0wizard Thank you. :)

[MasterZealot09]

@SonicRainb00m BRONY

[777MrFurry]

Ding...yay!

[XPLarez]

1:16 there is a human flesh on nachos menu, just sayin' :3

[e1miggy]

Danny Sexbang > John Stewart

[Mattihew1]

40 people didn't get pass the training with dickitude

[SakuraUsamaki123]

"Sex lube. (For Sex.)" xD

[Ubertastic]

@SakuraUsamaki123 made the mistake of using sex lube for other raisins, that's actually not a bad idea

[53nickle]

SEXTRON 3000... the perfect machine of boobology

[strawberryDJ]

i would love some human flesh on my nachos:)

[MajorJakobs]

Last Exile poster on the wall 0:00 - 0:18 Holy shit.

[platapuss12345]

I'm going for my masters of shlongery next weekend

[infinitysquaredmusic]

"So get in the closet and contemplate boobs"

Best.

Lyrics.

Ever.

[svgecore1]

@tedoo1 the last exile is the poster

[Kakheuft]

at the beginning she says: "oh my girlfriend tried it"

[SokatoaStudios]

HandJob

BlowJob

Banana Splits

Doggie Style

Static Electricity Pants

Running Start

Bicycling

London Bridge

Cow Fucking

Sex on A Car Plunging Into A River

[FredCoProductions]

38 people are not masters of time and vaginas.

[MrBlankBarcode]

0:39

Those are some... INTERESTING sex moves xD

[fishcomputer33]

0:19 From a graphic designer point of view... why would you ever use helvetica and comic sans in the same place!? xD

[tedoo1]

what show is the poster in the background from in the beginning if the video?

[unintelligibl3]

I really hope History of the Butt is a real book.

[theheadhunter163]

she is holding the chalice of awesomeness!

[CroSSGuardXX]

Sex lube for sex

[troubadour0]

Noah C. Mahn = No Semen?

[ZipZapBANG]

0.50 I love Ninja Bryan when the door closes!! :D

[SushiPackfan92]

0:04 how did she get the sacred chalice D:

[Arnoud4]

lol why does that woman at the beginning have the sacred chalice,

Why does detail appear on the flower on the table at 0:12 and dissapear again at 0:16? 0:30 what is a anaerobic dick mo lizer and where can i get them?

0:38 can you write an explanation on how to do the bicycling?

1:16 are you sure you can get human flesh at nacho you didn't?

and..... Why is there so much god damn detail in all of your videos?

[asson432]

@Arnoud4

Well, by all the comparison I shouldn't even be allowed to spell "awesome" here, although I'm pretty confident you can figure it out on your own.

-Hint-

It's because they're awesome. . . But shh!

[TotalOverkillStudios]

I like the golden chalice that the woman is drinking from in the beginning, as well as the Anaerobic Dick-Mo-Lizer (0:29)

[epicchickslayer]

hahah Shes drinking out of the chalice of awesomeness at the beginning

[randomite88]

OMG the building in the background at 1:30 was the hotel where I stayed when i visited NY over the summer! small world.

[metalmouth7732]

so happy for the album

[fajonkee]

"Sex on a Car Plunging into a River"

....there's ways to have sex other then that?

[mrguermo1]

i never noticed shes holding the sacrid chalice in the beginning

[TheDoomsock]

someones a fan of Last Exile.

[BattleAxeTime]

"Resons to doubt us

1) wildy unqualified

2) possibly insane

3) consistently naked"

Lol

[chargers21233]

I suggest everyone pauses the video at 0:38 to learn about all of their phenomenal sex moves

[Cadenziata]

I had no idea how much a chest press could do for your sex life...

"The Anaerobic Dick-mo-lizer"

[BazukaKasuko]

yay

[MrPtrism]

I tried Bicycling, now we're both in the hospital. D:

[ClaustrophobicVamp]

Hand job, Blow job, Banana splits, Doggy style, Static electricity penis, Running start, Bicycling, London bridge, Cow fucking, and Sex on a car plunging into a river. You know, just in case you were interested.

[irockable]

I just realized the girl is drinking from the Sacred Chalice WTF

[Mattihew1]

You forgot something :o

LESSON 3

You'll need to learn to tie laces

As your girl can't do that anymore.

She's pregnant, so you'll be doing

Everything for her for a full 9 months furthermore.

Oh no, your woman is pregnant

Now you're dommed for the rest of your life.

Face the consequence of sex life

Having to spend all your life with a baby and wife.

[verek357]

did anyone else notice that the cup the girl is holding at the beginning is the holy chalice? XD

[Trinityblader82]

Yay for shirtless Ninja Brian! XD

[klausash]

kids react to.....

[flonga1]

I sent myself here

[LMAsherful]

AT THE BEGINING SHE WIEDLS THE SACRED CHALICE!

[Supasaiyanfrieza]

Wait, she has a girlfriend and a boyfriend?

[QueenAnime99]

@Supasaiyanfrieza More than likely she's talking about her female friends. Women sometimes call their female friends "girlfriends." :D

[QueenAnime99]

@Supasaiyanfrieza It's possible but more than likely she was talking about her female friends. Sometimes, women call their female friends "girlfriends." :D

[QueenAnime99]

@Supasaiyanfrieza It's possible but more than likely she was talking about her female friends. Sometimes, women call their female friends "girlfriends." :D

[Poneivanfa]

pause at 0:38 and read the "Sex Moves" hahahha "static electricity pants"

[MrHappy955]

Where do you guys get all of your awesome outfits? :D

[wick3dwick]

meap

[unseen370]

she is awesome because she holds the chalice

[Toadsanime]

Sextron 3000 is one hell of a sexy robot. I'd tap that.

[CoDDevil2341]

did she say girlfriend?

[Shawzy1992]

How did she get hold of the chalice!?!

[810demious]

@Shawzy1992 by firmly grasping the shaft

[KaiokenKaro]

@Shawzy1992 garage sale...

[LANBlasterDawn]

Reasons to Doubt us

1:Wildly Unqualified

2:possibly Insane

3:Consistently Naked lol

[10madmatt01]

1:36 to 1:39

[Kuledud3]

THUMBS UP FOR THE CHALICE IN THE BEGINNING LMAO

[QueenAnime99]

I am in love with Ninja Sex Party. XD

[darkspawn1270]

Last Exile poster. I officially love these guys.

[Mrpwn3DO]

I HAVE THE WIERDEST BONER RIGHT NOW.

[alekschang]

She's hot.

[pudu4me]

that yay at the end is so epic

[sephiroth1018]

"all nachos start with chips and cheese" lmao xD

[N10Aden]

0:05 thats the sacred chalice :P

[UkMirrorBoy95]

Sex Lube

(For sex)

xD

[Optictrapperz]

Does anyone else think she's hot?

[Hanser68]

i wanna try the bicycling sex move.

[fireface6]

What city is that?

[sephiroth1018]

LMFAO at 0:30 the machine is called "THE ANAEROBIC DICK-MO-LIZER"

[Buriedwithdrawingpad]

I love Brian stares XD

[lokifox2]

i do believe 2k of these views are from me...

[psykeo0]

Didn't need a song to know these guys are experts when it comes to cocks.

[ManBeatsNature]

32 people didn't get the free sex lessons.

[xXRaiFenrirXx]

I love how Human Flesh is a nacho topping.

[Boomation]

A whole bucket of sex lube? Nice.

[Mudfrog72]

I wasn't sure at first, but no i am certain. Ninja Brian is Ian from Smosh. that thumbs up is signature Ian. also those eyes...so dreamy

[2ndEntity]

At the beginning she's drinking from the sacred chalice!! The chalice truly does get oneself laid!!

[GeraldTheFarmer]

1:00 you lock a door with no lock. You got help from Ninja Ryan. Or else i got no other explication.

[ilikechocolahcake]

1 minute in, the closet has no locking mechanism! XD

[Archie4]

I want a Sex Moves poster, for reference.

[akirareimei58]

Lol i just realized the woman at the beginning is drinking from the sacred chalice.

[McTasticle]

lol epic goblet at the begining

[123crashdummie]

Oh NA-CHO DI'IN'T!

[Shimus36]

LOL

"IS YOUR BONER A LONER" on the advertisement at 0:20

[Noahwus]

OMG pause the vid at 0:38

Static Electric Penis? Running Start? I fucking peed

[xXRaiFenrirXx]

I just noticed the name on the degree was Noah C. Mahn. heh.

[ThatRussianDrunkGuy]

i had a no reason boner watching this...

[Rockman1047]

I want to use The Anaerobic Dick-Mo-Lizer

[TheDarkShoto]

This is probably my favorite song. :D Wish there was a karaoke track too. :P Someone put this on rockband!

[USAbrother]

"Sex lube.. (For sex)"

[Gaaragigi]

...those were some weird sex moves at 0:38

[pwnmaster8642]

@Gaaragigi STATIC ELECTRICITY PENIS!

[TheAlderac]

This is probably my favorite song of yours right now...

[campencarlko]

anyone else notice the sacred chalice?

[xXRaiFenrirXx]

Holy crap was that original lineart from Gargoyles I saw in the background?

[PotatoUpTheButt]

Cool I want a Back Alley Nacho Fight, wait does it come with... oh yes they do come with the chips and cheese, then i would also like them, with....hmmmm... some human flesh maybe? yes definitely, human flesh it is.

[DeadCrescendo]

The Jewthong has just scarred me forever. D=

[sooperlightupthing]

I just realized that one girl was holding the sacred chalice at the beginning

[Comicfan18]

I wanna see the video of how Sexbang and Ninja Bryan meet.

[awsomosamproductions]

@Comicfan18 they did its called the sacred chalice

[JaxenCupid]

@Comicfan18 its Ninjab Ryan

[Suixa]

She has the chalice! |:

[Midgit315]

yaysigh ftw

[MrEpicinternetvideos]

Is she drinking the chalice

[lososthefish3]

1.43 King Leonidas is born.

[STMUN]

it's like MIKA and The Lonely Island and Ninjas had a baby

[loytokega2]

danny sexbang you are fucking EPIC...

[megnus1]

i just noticed the girl at the begining is drinking from the chalice of awsomeness

[BlakesPuppets]

Sex Lube (For Sex).

[LordsOfTheQ]

I got sent here by EgoRaptor and now im fucking hooked!!!

[UltraMagnus6991]

@LordsOfTheQ I know its great