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  • we're gonna start packing your bags bitch

  • 卐 SIEG HEIL WOMEN!, SIEG HEIL!!! 卐

  • @narutosasuketeam thats so mean!

  • 28 minutes is enough time for you to make me a sammich, bitch.

  • i get it cuz that guys only gonna take 2 minutes lmao

  • The innuendo (or lack thereof) in this commercial is awesome. It feels like this commercial was just coming on yesterday but it's 3 years old.

  • bahahahahaha

  • @donwest420 What in the flying fuck are you talking about?

  • Ohhhhh he received a 99 hit combo to his ego

  • typical woman

  • "What are we going to do with the other 28 minutes?"

    "Im thinking 14 more times ;)..."

  • ohhhh i get it!!1!!!

  • @donwest420 You seem like the only one upset with this video. Stop spreading your poison to innocent videos..

  • i love this commercial. thanks for the upload!

  • ive delivered to people who tried to beat our 30 minute quote to only have me knock at the door in 20 the guys in a towl getting handed pizza

  • I think the woman is hot, what is all these comments about her eyes and how bitchy she looks

  • WTF? look at the "girl", her eye's look in opposite directions :O she is a real freak on tv.

  • Her eyes look in different directions

  • Poor guy... she's done in only two minutes. :)

    Awesome commercial!

  • Ha!

  • That's the girl from Garfunkel & Oats, she was also in Changeling and The Last House on the Left remake... If you said she was ugly on one of the Garfunkel & Oates videos, you'd get thumbed down like crazy.

  • @Gropings i remember seeing her in friends also? right? (the grad student Ross dates in the University)

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  • now you talk like a real englih

  • well-known stupidity? not worth having sex with? im guessing your some butch lesbian with a crew cut? if so, then its quite the opposite. your not worth having sex with.

  • I am a man and I thought this commercial was hilarious. Contrary to what you think, some people know their gender's weaknesses and have no problem making light of them.

  • PWND!

  • OH SNAP!

  • dude shes hot as fuck! wut are you talkin about

  • shes really not

  • meh she's average

  • One look to the guy, and, "What are we gonna do about the other 28 minutes?" *snap*

  • LAME

  • she's ah, ugly lol. her eyes are like O_____O lol.

  • Ye, she looks like a fish.

  • lol i just noticed

  • @narutosasuketeam I think she looks hot along ith her garfunkel and oates bandmate Kate micucci all well opinions are opinions

  • @narutosasuketeam she's got frog eyes

  • @narutosasuketeam you're an idiot!

  • This is such an old joke.

  • Is this the Christian girl from "My best friends girl"?

  • yup rikilind (or something like that) her youtube page is pretty sweet

  • hahaha

    my question wouldve been: in that case maybe we should order double

  • dude... were those people who commented before really getting into it over a domino's commercial?

    i mean, get a life, or a hobby, a job, get something

  • LOL THAT IS AWESOME XDD

  • this is sooooooooooooo quagmire lol..!!!

  • This reminds of something i would say to my boyfriend. lol

  • is that riki lindhome?

  • ha ha ha ha

  • i thinks this commercial is funny as hell, and i dont think it was meant to be like u say it was. also... its a 15 scond commercial... it isnt meant to be looked in so deeply... and personaly, i think anybody whos thought that hard on how harmful this comercial is has wasted 10 minz of their life that they wont ever get back.

    :3

  • So "foxsiren", the cut-off for permanent damage is 15 seconds? Reverse the roles in this commercial and you'll hear the "roar" of unamused feminists. Dominoes doesn't have the courage to make such an ad.

    Funny how feminists don't acknowledge this and speak out about the inequality of it all. Looks like they have their cake and they're eating it too, thanks to the spineless men of the world.

  • Um.. no. I didnt mean it that way.. but, either way.

    Whatever you happen to think, that's your own opinion.

    I happen to think that this commercial is funny, and just as I said before...

    IT ISNT MEANT TO BE LOOKED INTO!

    Plz, for the sake of people who can take a joke, stop commenting just to show your dislike of something.

  • Sure, the commercial is "funny". An ad with the woman as the punch line would be just as funny and not meant to be "looked into" or over analyzed. What IS NOT funny is the double standard that men are expected to be punching bags with a sense of humor, but women should be handled with kid gloves, "or else!!!".

  • For the sake of my sanity, just drop it. Seriously, I am pretty sure the makers of the commercial didnt mean to make any of this offencive to any gender or group.

    But, you see, there are people like you that must look into every little detail and make it seem like they did.

    Yea sure they made the commercial this way, but I'm pretty sure they didnt think it would piss people off.

    Look dude, just unknot your undies and calm down. Nobody is saying you must look into this commercial for a living.

  • Since you're obviously oblivious to what I'm trying to communicate to you & every other woman & man who ignore the facts, it's not about this single commercial, it's about the trend & the general idea that men are the last, safest victim to humiliate in advertising. If women and minorities can't take jokes in which they are the butt of, then men are off limits too.

    You're argument is obviously weak, since you've decided to stoop to personal attacks, so a desperate response isn't necessary.

  • So, I bet you feel all high and mighty now that you beat a 13 year old in a pointless debate over a 15 second commercial ne?

    Oh well.

    Keep thinking your one-sided things and I'l keep on laughing my ass off at this.

    Onward to keep laughing..

  • For example, roles reversed in this ad: She goes to him all frisky for sex and lets him know that they have 30 minutes until the pizza man will get there. He says, "Let's see, 20 minutes to get more lube for you..." (uses his fingers as he tries to add time up in his head), [cut to her wearing lingerie] He continues, "...OK! Let's do this! I'll get the keys!"

  • Wellll... Let me think..

    I'd still laugh and think that the girl needs to find a man that better goes w/ her sex life.

    Buuut... most people would probably disagree w/ that and say I'm missing the point.

    Oh well.

    I still dont see why you have the need to think about this so much.

    Oh well. Maybe in the years I'll find out... or I'll become as senile as you are about this crap.

  • This particular stereotype seems to be the most hurtful in that it inspires a belief that women do not care about their man. This indicates to men of all ages that women are shallow, unethical creatures that will hurt them at every possibility for there is surely no possibility of a woman actually caring for the man she loves. Frankly, I find these commercials are an insult to women as they are portrayed as all being, well, ..tches.

  • Feminazis are all the same.

  • yeah except I'm a guy and I understand that if we portray any group, be it men or women, some nationality or ethnicity as hateful uncaring freaks, those outside that group take this as a social cue and to a very small extent react to it, causing the whole damn thing to be a self-fulfilling prophecy because the negative reactions inspire the same from that group. But I wouldn't expect you to understand that tribune... ya dumbass

  • hahah the most disturbing robe ever.

  • Owned.

  • Lazy eye or not, she's cute as hell and one word about this commerical....owned

  • the look on his face at the end is priceless!

  • LOL THAT IS AWESOME XDD

  • what a fucking bitch I hate it when commercials do that!

  • Do what? I mean, when else has a commercial ever aired suggesting that Mr. Stud only lasts a few minutes in the sack?

    And she is a bitch...with a lazy eye.

  • is it just me or did she have a lazy eye

    any who does anyone know where to find the other one with the knights and the car blowing up

  • Look up "Epic Feast." That's what that commercial's called.

  • thanx

  • I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed the lazy eye

    It's either a lazy eye or she just has a weird face structure

  • 1minute to get in the bed and another to get out lmfao

  • haha..thats hilarious!

  • lol his face at da end

  • ooooooooooh he got played, she just said BAM!!!! you suck in bed

  • this is my favorite commercial ever!

  • can someone please post the new commercial with the roll players in it. i think they say "HARK! there is no dominos" or something like that. PLEEEEEEEEASE

  • you mean the one where he blows up the car with a flaming arrow? i'm looking for that one too!

  • THANKS FOR SHARING

  • You have to admit that's the OLDEST JOKE IN THE JOKE BOOK.

  • what're we gonna do for the other 28 minutes? how bout i beat your ass for talkin like that to me, bitch

  • 2 minutes. that's uber weak.

  • he's a fast one, isn't he?

  • Hahahaha, that is classic

  • lmaooooooooooooooooo dammmmmmmmmmmm she shut him down quick

  • I'm so glad the franchise turned over to the new advertising company. The older company's commercials were stale, and confusing.

    The crispy melt commercial, for example. It's more confusing than anything!!

    The only complaint I have as a shift-runner at my store, about the new advertising is that many people interpret '30 minutes' as a guarantee when in fact, it is only an estimate.

    Good to see we've got some people with good humor to back us up now.

  • owned

  • lol, I love this commercial.

  • LOL! This is hilarious!

  • PWNED!

  • HAHAHAHA, OWNED!!!

  • that was damn hilarious

  • lol love this commercial, had me laughing the first time I saw it on TV.

  • I saw this and I yelled. "OWNED! 2 MINUTE SEX!"

  • Man I didn't get it till I read your comment. Lol ehehehe thx

  • Micah Cohen (the guy in the slip) is brilliant.

  • Man, two minutes with her....would be better than nothing!

  • ok this is funny as hell

  • I saw this for the first time yesterday...I laughed so hard cuz I can totally relate to that woman!!! LOL!!!

  • Her eyes are way to far apart. I would be constantly moving my head left and right just to talk to her face.

  • rofl

  • who is  that girl message me if you know

  • Riki Lindhome

  • LOL, omg i feel bad

  • LOL@all of these guys getting pissed over this. Truth hurt or something?

  • i don't get it.....

    someone care to explain?

  • my pleasure : 30 minutes until pizza comes, boy wants pussy, but the sex last 2 min

    (i hope u get now, if ya dont, sucks 4 u)

  • you certainly don't sound like much of a man.

  • dude. grow a pair and learn to laugh...

  • yea u go!!! make sure dominoes knows that they've lost a customer. u showed them!!! lol.

  • she looks like my friend victoria

  • Who cares?

  • You have an ugly friend then.

  • the kfc commercial?

  • I love it when he changes really quickly :D

  • This is truly a blonde moment!

    LOLZ :)

  • the one promoting the spicy hot wings, with the actual people.

  • the kfc commercial, please with the in this world phrase and the people talking.

  • at the end it was mike and mike talkin

  • dude. i love this ad.

    burrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn.

  • lol

  • funny =D

  • ahah pathetic 2 minute'ers

  • she makes it sound like 2 minutes is a bad thing... its about quality, not quantity ;D

  • good point

  • you both are joking...right?

  • im just sayin why complain about time if ur satisfyed

  • i completely agree. It doesn't satisfy me which is why i wouldn't be with someone who couldn't give me more. just saying!!!

  • then why ru complaining go find someone that will give u more instead of being a freakin asshole complaining about it o this video

  • whooaaa calm down there. How am I an asshole and where do you see me complaining? I said I WOULDN'T complain because I just wouldn't be with someone like that. IF that makes me an asshole then i guess I am. I mean JESUS, you act like i called YOU a two minute man.

  • ok ok sry i over reacted... alot... my bad.. im gonna act like i never said that..... sorry its no tu its me.. mybad... ok

  • also because i read it in a way and thought u ment sumthin else by.... it honest mistake

  • lol it's okay. I just didn't want to fight over something pointless :)

  • exactly... i just took it differently... i didnt want fight either... even though it seemed like it

  • ok well then go find someone that can give u more... because if u can i dont know why u r complaining on this video

  • 2 minutes is how long it took him to get ready, that's all.

  • who is this girl?

  • 28 minutes of giving head?

  • aaahhhahahahaha!!

  • no only 2 minutes it implys he cant last lol

  • could anyone please post up the kfc hot wings commercial on youtube?

  • I had to explain this commercial to my sister...hahahahahahahaha.

  • i had to explain it to my brother

    ha

  • Awkward isn't it?

  • i had to explain it to my mom!! lollll

  • I had to explain it to myself.

  • I had to explain it to my cat.

  • lol

  • I had to explain it to explain.

  • wow so funny

  • i love this commercial

  • That chick can't look straight...how'd she get a job in a commercial?

    Funny stuff.

  • Is she that girl Jenny Finch on this season's Apprentice? She has those same weird wide spaced eyes looking in outer directions.

  • youtube. com/watch?v=FMDNyDHsctE

  • hahahaha i died of laughter

  • I saw this at work, and I just about died laughing.

  • what are we going to do with the other 28 mins? LOL...this commercial is hilarious

  • THE BEST

  • lmao this is the best of domino's and its hella funny

  • LMFAO! My mom loves this commercial!

  • kinda stereotypical for blondes, but still a funny commercial...

  • is it just me...or are her eyes hella far apart?

    just wondering

  • lol i see it too

  • yeh i also noticed that

  • actually i think she's very cute.

  • Like the opposite of being cross eyed.

  • For the first person who commented...its not a 30 min guarantee... we dont do the guarantee anymore and haven't in a while. Its 30 for you to get ready and do what you gotta to do be able to answer the door when we get there... go back and watch the commercial...

  • ya for 2 minutes lol

  • there slogan isnt true, i ordered a medium yesterday with no toppings and they took 40..