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  • lol

    

  • Does nobody understand the truth? He's not just randomly trying to get $20 from that one kid, He's getting it back because he never paid him back since eigth grade

  • Got dam Slender Man! I ain't givin you no tree fid- I mean twenty dollas!

  • LMAOOO

  • LmfaO

  • Lmfao!! xD

  • ₮サ∑ ㄅレ∑и∂∑Я ㎡∆и サ∆ㄅ ςサ∆иб∑∂ ₮∆Яб∑₮ㄅ, ๒∑ббⅰиⅰиб ₮サ∑ ς◊ㄩи₮∂◊ῳи

  • HoW iS tHiS eVeN cOmPaReD tO sLeNdEr MaN mY mAsTeR wIlL mAkE yOu PaY...

  • @HeroOfLostSouls Down, Torgo!

  • You guys think This Is Funny, He will come for you OX

  • @HeroOfLostSouls and then well give him 20 dollars and everyone can walk away happy

  • That. Is. Hilarious. I don't think I'll ever be able to take him seriously again. XD

  • He just wants $20 so he can buy a new tie

  • So this is where it all started.

  • @tAcOsLaPpEr33 It's only scary because I only have tree fiddy.

  • I have a 10-year-old Chuck-E-Cheese token and a bus ticket. Is that good enough?

  • Yesterday, I withdrew 20 dollars from my bank account to buy me some Magic cards. When I got back to the store 5 minutes later, said 20 dollars were gone.

    ...Fuck you Slenderman.

  • I'm British, you mad slendy.

  • @lochynmike He is. Which is why he will re arrange your organs in your abdomen and chest, put them in a bag, hang the bag on the branch, then impale your dead body on a tree branch. Lololololololololololololololo­lololololololol.

  • We all know why Slendy needs his 20 dollars from everyone. It's very simple actually. It's because he needs us all to do it to help him pay for the plastic surgery he needs for his face. So I believe we should all give to the 'Slendy 20 Dollar's' Foundation.

  • "Where's my money, Denny?!"

  • I laughed so hard at this.

  • @ghbutler NO IT WAS F****ING SCARY!!!!!!

  • Alex should have just given him $20. Saved him self all that trouble.

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  • I knew it was coming...I've seen it before...and yet I still fucking jumped D:

  • why does he need 20 dollars so bad? btw i LOLed at this when i heard the 20 dollar part.

  • I don't know about you guys, but I think we need to give out good friend Slendy, 20 dollars still trying to interpret what this all means.

  • So the only way to make Slendy go away, is to give me twenty dollars! thats children go missing, they usually dont have an allowance of 20 dollars to give him! poor things

  • Should have just given him the $20...

  • Well I'm fucked...being English sucks....don't have dollars.....ether that or slendy just don't like the English?....

  • @guitarpic1000 I think pounds work too

  • @guitarpic1000 or euros

  • I still found it scary.

    ... Yes, yes, I know. I'll be over here, having my diaper changed ...

  • Greatest splicing ever.

  • wallet*

    

  • I find it very convenient I only have a 20 in my wallent

  • hahahaha that is so funny! haha cant stop laughing, that would be mad.

  • Does he take credit?

  • Darn, all I have is a fifty. Sorry.

  • So if you give him twenty dollars then he won't kill you? TTnTT Why do I only have five right now?

  • I figured out what it means! it means he's the worlds creepiest beggar

  • Even chuck norris is fucked

  • lol XD what the hell

  • I fucking love you. After living in self-inflicted terror for the past two days because of Slendy, I can now rest easy with this vid in mind.

  • @therealcritic28 I was just about to post the same exact comment O.o

  • @HardMrbug

    I think we all feel the same lol

  • Congratz, you've started a revolution.

  • I'm watching all of the marblehornets entries and I clicked on this by mistake thinking it was the actual entry xD

    I was like, so $20 is all that Slenderman wants :')

    This is too funny.

  • bro hang on i gots 19.99 dollars will that cover it?

  • i bet slendi is one rich fker xD give 20 or die

  • Slenderman really does want Alex to stop wifin' in his pimp club.

  • Sorry, I spent my $20 on a bunch of stuff.

  • I only have 19.99.... Oh sh-

  • I have more than 20 dollars!

  • guess who has 23 dollars :D

  • heh heh x3

  • Never mind, it's pretty funny.

  • Yes, I do know what slenderman is.

  • One question, I haven't seen this video yet, that's because I don't know if it's going to be funny or scary, can someone tell me which one it is? I'm not in the mood for dirty pants....

  • @Memekiller01 it depend if you know what a slender man is

  • @Memekiller01 Its real spooky. Booooo

  • He's peeking trough your widows snatching your 20's up!

  • Daymn. I only got about tree fiddy

  • I'm so glad my country doesn't use dollars :3 Does Slendy take Euro too?

  • @Shyreenify Euroman is cooming for you

  • @MuleMan14 would you elaborate on this for me? I loved Marble Hornets, and while I agree it got a little ridiculous towards the end with all the twists and turns, the first 30 or so entries were quite gripping and took a fairly simple idea like Slenderman and created a 2+ hour Blair Witch style movie out of it. I experienced more tension and fear from this series than pretty much ANY modern day horror movie. So tell me... What makes it so gay, exactly?

  • I jumped more in this video than in the original at 0:25

  • alex used 20 dollars. it was super effective!

  • I only have $19.99 :c

    I'm screwed.

  • once upon a time there was Slenderman

    he wanted his 20 dollars

    one day he found $19 laying on the ground

    he exploded.

  • @MrEmobook101 do wat I did pay him in gum it works but trident layers only anything else ull wish u were dead

  • * checks wallet *

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I only have $3....

  • Actually....That's kinda spooky...

  • The original video and the others in the series are the gayest pieces of shit ever

  • @MuleMan14

    Cool story bro.

  • @MuleMan14 You're just jelous because the only thing you can do on youtube is troll whereas Marble Hornets is a beautiful piece of art that a lot of work and talent went into :P

  • I HAD A HEART ATTACK LOL

  • I see what you did there :3

  • Slenderman looks kind of like anon.

  • I'd rather have 3.50

  • @eoinjoereidy

    i tolled u already u god damn lochness monster

    get ur own god damn money!!! >:(

  • Ȟ̷̛͎͔͗͋e̱͇̻͚͓͖̫͕ͣͮ̒̑ͭ̔r̓͌͑̆͝҉­̻ē͌̉҉̛̯̟ͅ ̶̢͖̭͑̿̆͌ͦ̈́̉̑̚͞ͅĪ̦̳̦̘ͩ̑̆̄̉ͣ̓̓͠­̩͔ ̴̗̳̼̗̱͓̞͓͔̊̓͐̍̋͝c̻̤̖͈͛̉̒́̐̔͡oͮ­̧͔̯̣͈̭m̢̡̻̯̦̣̠ͤ͂̆͌̊̈́ͣ̆͡e̿̏̐̿̍̓­̶̢̭̖̤̲͎̮̤͔̑.̧ͥ̄͛͂͝҉͔͖̠̜̼̗̳ ̺͉̠͂̒͑̃̆

    ̻͇̥̫͎̙̪̫̉̓ͩ̓ͧ ̱̼̣̀̈̀ͫ̈́̃ͥ̓

    ̸̵̘̺͇͛̈́͞Gͭ̂͗ͩ̐ͨ͏̥͍̹͕i̷̩̻͚͂̒ͦ͌̏­̺̪̩m͈̥̝̗͔̈́͑ͤ̑͒͠ͅm̵̗̝̝̣̂ͧ̈́̓̋̀ͅe­ͫ̀̿͏͕͕͞ ̡̥̤̠̺̩̋̍ͨ͋̾͗͐̂t͐ͨ͗̚҉͔̀w̶͙̒ͯ̊̀ͬ­̯̼͔e̡̼̝͇ͣͬ͌̒̊͋n̬̻͂͑̀ͨ͋̎̾̀t͆ͫ̊ͬ­̧̡̥̰̥̼̘̹̭̉́ͧ̍̕y̞̰͉͕̩̪̪ͤ̈́͆ͭͬ́͢ ̡̤͖͙̚d̴̩̝ͨ̐ͭ̇̎ͫ̈͒o̴̢͈̤͉̿ͮ̏͆͆̀l­̧͉̟̙͖̘͍̻̭͆͑͛̇͑͌l̸̟̥̙̟̜̯̇ͅaͦ̈͗͂­͚̙͚̤ͪ̂̿̓̕r̡̜͉̻͖̥̺͚ͯ̍͂ͮs̤͒̂͊͜.̎­̵̓̊̍͗ͮ͂ͨ͏͚̖̙̬̱͉͙̗

  • @ElementalScepticism how did you write that? ;o;

  • @ElementalScepticism what did u do?

  • @ElementalScepticism quiet you.

  • Psh I'll throw him a twenty bone if it means no KNIFIN' in the club...

  • Only kills kids older than thirteen...dammit I can't wait for June to come around

  • @danidawg86 my brother is ten dat slendy

  • This is genius.

  • ....I want 20 dollars. T_T

  • It's more likely he needs About three fiddy

  • @rurkburk And it turns out that slenderman wasn't slenderman at all, but was actually that god damn lochness monster again...

  • @rurkburk Eh, i gave him a dolla. Tought he'd go away...

  • I was so fucking nervous because of the Slender Man that I literally jumped when I heard the song.

  • @Troyana666

    Yeah, I know how that feels...

  • @Troyana666 I did too...

  • THEN WHO WAS PHONE

  • Gimme 20 dollars lol

  • I'm only laughing because, if I stop, it will be scary again. D':

  • dude, that still startled me, wtf

  • this is the worst thing that has ever happened to the marble hornets fan demographic.

  • this is so stupid its brilliant, fucking love it

  • It's a guy in a costume It's 2 film students...Also NO WIIFN IN DA CLUB

  • WIN

  • @IdiotinGlans EPIC WIN

  • He obviously needs to pay for his suits. Twenty dollars from each of his victims should be enough to pay for them. Since theyre so tall, theyre custom made and twice as expensive.

  • He's very persistent when it comes to his 20 dollars...

  • I wish this was the real missing audio :/

  • 69 ppl dont have twenny dollahs

  • And this is why, no matter what, I always have $20 in my wallet.

  • Behold, the IRS's new method of anti-tax evasion

  • im confused.

  • You're all so lucky to be able to sleep with 20$ in hand... I live in U.K and our currency is £'s. D:

  • @PimpDaSystem

    then it's a different song, one for each currency.

    i don't know what country's that's used in,but I'm going with Britain because of Bakura.

    something like this:

    No Wanking in da club

    Gimme 20 pounds

    Gimme 20 pounds

    No Wanking in da club

  • @pr0t0stargirl So Slender man won't be concerned about exchange rates?

  • ok 20 dollars i sleep he come i give money he show a smiley face and dissapears :D YAY :D

  • That's why he's always in his suit.... Since people aren't paying taxes their trying to scare you til' you do. He's like the tax collector from hell.

  • the audio fucking scared the shit outta me

  • $2⊗

  • 68 people didnt have 20 dollars... and he got them...

  • He just glides past the window...

    HE'S ON ROLLER SKATES!

  • @WORSHIPxCHAOS Ohh, god, that mental image.XD

  • @dragongirl112795 Okay, I seriously can´t watch this without picturing that and laughing

    Thank you for making me picture that

  • @WORSHIPxCHAOS You're welcome.

  • Slendy I gave Loch Ness tree fiddy, now YOU want tweny dollas? C'MON MAN!

  • Slender Man won't take "No" for an answer.

  • I had a small heart attack at "NO WIFIN IN DA CLUB!" But afterwards I was laughing so hard I cried. Thank you, whomever made this! I can now sleep at night... with $20 in hand.

  • Press 8 to increase to increase the amount Alex owes Slenderman.

  • this is still frightening

  • Holy CHRIST. how much do you owe him?!

  • @PenMagister1994 Only $20

  • slendy wants his twenty dollers, and he wants it NOW.

  • I actually keep an emergency €20 in my pocket just in case. No lie.

  • Slender man is the new South Park Loch Ness Monster tale, but instead of demanding tree fiddy he wants twuny dollas.

  • so thats how he can afford to be a monster in a business suit... he asks for $20 from everybody...

  • Lets see here... 20 dollars, plus the interest...

  • Guys

    I gave him 20 dollars and he's still in my front yard.

    What should I do?

  • @shellkazuma123 You obiously wiffed

  • Well I've done a little research into this and I firmly believe that just giving him the 20 dollars IS NOT ENOUGH.

    The proper way to do it is sing the song while you give it to him. Like this:

    NO WIFIN IN DA CLUB!!

    HERE'S YO 20 DOLLARS!

    HERE'S YO 20 DOLLARS!

    HERE'S YO 20 DOLLARS!

    NO WIFIN IN DA CLUB!!

    If done correctly, he should take the $20 and leave, either happy to have his money, or concerned about your mental health. Good luck out there!

  • @omega0678 thanks! I'll try this right now

  • @omega0678 you sir just saved the world. Here's a cookie :)

  • @crazychaos192 Wonder how many cookies Slendy could buy with all these $20's?

  • @omega0678 lol

  • @omega0678 For the record I did try that and as a result I got mind raped AND I'm short $20. Thanks jackass

  • @EnvoyofDarkness You're welcome. For customer complaint's and/or comments, please refer to slender.tothe.ark. Happy Hunting!

  • @omega0678 Someboy named "the Jester" already tried giving Slendy $20, he walked away with Slendy standing there confused as all hell

  • Not gonna lie, "NO WIFIN IN DA CLUB" almost gave me a heartattack.

  • oh gawd that scared the shitaki mushrooms out of me....then made me crack up xD

  • I almost peed when I first heard the song, then I laughed my head off.

  • You're a genius XDD

  • He wants $20 so he can throw down with his bad self xD

  • 64 people don't have $20...

  • I don't know why this shit makes me lol my fucking face off.

  • Will I be safe if I have two Benjamins?

  • @6KingCooper6 hell, you'll be set for LIFE in that case

  • @6KingCooper6 he needs exact change!

  • @yodog98756 Wellllll... I guess that's too bad for him then. He can get change at McDonald's or something ;D

  • @6KingCooper6 but he is banned from McDonalds!

  • Slenderman disapproves of your wifin' in da club.

  • New favorite meme.

  • Everyone needs to realize that as long as you have a 20 on you ur good :)

  • I'm not afraid of him anymore XD

    Loljk I need to close my window D:

  • That scared the hell outta me

  • son of a bitch that scared me

  • @LOLO915

    Don't worry -- some people are just highly sensitive and feel the need to be PC about everything (like parents these days)

  • XD oh goodness

    that made my day

  • you just cured my slenderphobia. now i can finally get some sleep. i love you.