Tentacle Grape Soda. Buy It Now.

[BenW1991NE]

this is a real soda...

[Gigigiritina]

Dat tentacle

[obenrob]

Hentai soda?

How can i be sure it dosent taste like cum?

[ubertuber3d]

dem tentacles

[JEva7057]

Sorry for crashing your website!

-Sincerely

The Jesse Cox Fanbase

[TheHalfFinn]

Jesse Cox.

[EpicWin12]

I WTF'ed when this was made by Americans

[chaowalker]

Can anyone tell me the name of an energy drink that was like Tentacle Grape in that it had an ad where a Japanese school girl drank it to gain some kind of magical girl power to blast away a purple tentacle monster? (More details: I don't think the monster made any contact with the girl. Also, she may have not been played by a Japanese person.)

[MUNCHDUDE]

more like "tentacle rape" lol

[ChaosWolf1982]

AND THAT'S THE JOKE.

[glovestrong48]

"do ya like tentacles?"

I can't answer that.

[SpartanT23]

I'm not in anyway revoking what you are saying, but it also depends on just who exactly is looking at the ad. Most things of a sexual nature have to do with how the persons brain functions and how they specifically respond to it. One can't change the impulses they already have, just how strongly they let them affect their actions.

Personally, I find the ad funny, but absolutely hate, with a burning passion I might add, tentacle rape.

[raijinzz]

Is it wrong that I find this so funny?

[Wallnut2005]

Any idea how i get hold of these in the UK? they don't accept oversees orders :(

[Denisebluee]

they are a ripoff i paid for mine jan 2 2009 and STILL never got my order!!!!! and they wont answer emails either after you pay!!!!

[jiggles207]

I guess I can understand where you're coming from, but I think most "fanboys" are actually cowards and are too afraid to actually talk to a girl, which is why they all seem to like aggressive Porn. But this soda is a a rather bad way of trying to be funny with a ridiculous topic. I say try to ignore the stupid parts of a drink, and focus on the fact that its grape soda for Otakus. well, ok..a sexist grape soda for scared gamer geeks who have very little chance at finding a girlfriend. kampai!

[DizzyArt92]

Bah, no one cares. There aren't real girls. They're animated. He made a play on the words and an idea that they're "Hard to resist because of the grapey flavour" because, probably, he thinks the idea of tentacle rape hentai is weird.

[harmlessandroid]

You clearly have never watched the live action videos of La Blue GIrl then. They are most definitely featuring naked females and lots and lots of waving tentacles covered in slime.

[DizzyArt92]

And how in any way does that have to do with anything i posted? I said the girls where animated and that tentacle rape is mainly weird.

[Nick5379]

Me and my friend are gonna get this XD It's coming to a store near us!

[fennecfoxes]

That's true, they're starting to accept wholesale orders from small delis!

[Nick5379]

You gonna get raped.

[DizzyArt92]

Actually, "You're gonna get Graped"

[Nick5379]

high five!

[DizzyArt92]

Boom baby!

[vastenmielinen]

yay ! gotta get sum...

[locustle]

Lol, a kid at school told me about this soda. I was like "Did you type Tentacle Grape by accident? I mean like were you trying to type rape but misspelled it?

[nnudmas]

Lol, the site for this sells Tentacle Grape condoms, anyone who is such a huge fan of hentai that they buy drinks based on it probably won't be needing many condoms...

[fennecfoxes]

There's an awesome comment in the Facebook "Tentacle Grape" group about the condoms and the QA process. ^_^

[vuumbleman]

I love hentai! :D

[CreatureGuy]

This, although is a real drink, is a joke. NOT to be taken seriously. Any one who takes it THAT seriously is just as dumb as those who they feel is doing wrong. Not even the creator takes it seriously.

[derekkj]

Have you tried it? Is it any good?

[xgamer3000]

My question: Is it actually any good?

[Convoicev2]

Developed by a skilled team of grapists!

[Uklek]

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY 6 TENTACLE GRAPE

[Rotard12a]

The about page on the website is GOLD:

"Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full."

[mallooh]

cheap add, follows the budget well I'm sure

[NelsonClay]

Even so, someone with a budget of no dollars could come up with something better than this.

[CreatureGuy]

of course.. its a fake ad. As a matter of fact, I'm sure he was unpaid!

[vdb001]

I love this drink!

[Roolek]

lolwut?

[sojiro856]

Tentacle Grape Soda looks really tasty. :)

[kevin10166]

OMG! XD i was thinking of ordering some when i was at the site XD

[gonzalezboy06]

I just pre order some and i hope it taste good im a huge fan of hentai and grape soda this should satisfy my taste buds.

[ferrberret74]

WhoWantsPies (1 day ago)

"Hmm..Hentai soda.

The two greatest things in the world are now finally one.

I'm gonna buy a shitload of these.."

QFT.

[Glitch102]

Reply button ftw

[leonroks]

it was on hardnews :)

[Gahagafaga]

Tentacle gRAPE soda

[SCOMGH]

lol this is too funny.

[moss257]

Dammit you beat me too it... >_> I was just going to upload a slideshow of this lol