[Nooya] Project Zomboid - Part 1 - Beloved Wife

[NekoPlusInu]

Aw man, my sister was telling me about this game. She told me, and I quote "My wife was uncomfortable so I thought I'd give her a pillow. How was I supposed to know by giving her a pillow I was infact suffocating her?!" xD

[FeynGrohiik]

I'm SO SICK OF THIS I CANT SAVE ER! :c can someone PM ME! about what happends if her leg get's fixed ;c plz?

[wrath2222o]

@FeynGrohiik it doesnt get fixxed

if you cover her leg

she just lays there after you get food cook it ect, you eat it then you hide in the pink room or bathroom with door shut a guy will come with a shotgun and you hit him with the hammer take his gun and done, after that she isnt important

[sketcheddreams]

The people who use the word and defend him saying he isn't doing anything wrong. Seriously you guys are just a messed up. Of course it being the Internet, you are free to be callous because there are no immediate consequences for anything you do or say. We all know you wouldn't dare say such things in person.

TL:DR, not funny, internet is giving you guts.

[chairincarnate]

@sketcheddreams Sorry man, I nigger what you nigger, some niggers just nigger stop niggering on the nigger just because they can nigger with it nigger.Nigger nigger niggerdicks. Nigger nigger nigger, the word nigger is nigger to niggers because nigger nigger nigger.

Niggers.

That is all.

[RoyceZ1]

Can't get this game because of SOPA. FUCK SOPA!

[Xarvus13]

Well I would've smothered my wife to death too if all she Fucking did was lie in bed all day whilst Zombies were eating the neighbors.

[JasonRaffers]

Ur awsome, hahah

[211darthreven443]

SHES DEAD! you suffocated her

[TheCynefulwaiz]

WTF is with you rasist basterds D:<

[AtomFA]

they toko all ur money

[SesameStGangster]

PLAY MORE OF THIS



[TamazyMnml]

Did you use drugs before ?

[NgJackal1990]

I DON'T FUCKING NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS CLOUD GAMING OK! I USED STEAM AND I JUST WANT TO SEE THE VID! STUPID AD!

[ErileMatan]

Has to be the most annoying and retarded commentator I've ever had the pleasure to turn my volume down to.

[vain911]

I was feeling this video,until you the n-word.

[Foxstab]

@vain911 Quiet, noob.

[guitaHer099]

@vain911 oh quite you nigger

[wrath2222o]

@guitaHer099 flagged for racism

[guitaHer099]

@wrath2222o why dont you just flag this entire video you nigger

[AlanComek]

@vain911 NIGGER NIGGER NIGGY NIG

[theFall3nOne1]

@vain911 what?nigger?

[Quanturos]

The fact you don't know what's going on through the pillow "giving" is great.

Note: I did it too, I just wanted to make her comfortable :/

[ras464]

at first i confused this guy with dopefish, but now i think these guys are both awesome :p

[AndrewWuFu]

4:10 NO have more sex, no have more sex

[Alexillion]

I keep telling the police I was just giving my wife an extra pillow to lie on too!

[PS2freak11223]

1:34 I'm a man but i can change if i have to i guess.. (reference to the red green show)

[Thedude755]

lol you killed your wife dude.....your a hardcore zombie survior..

[Killroi99]

He says nigger whenever he feels like it just like everyone else, you nigger

[ArtBit64]

i dun get it, so is he like black or does he just say nigger like whatever.

[Krinkles019]

@ArtBit64 He just says it whenever he feels like it. Since he sounds foreign, it's okay!

[JustShotsForMeh]

i love this crazy motherfucker :D "DONT SLEEP EAT IT NIGG*R" LMFAO XD

[DahcipheR]

is this free?

[Jayzorlolzor]

@DahcipheR Nah, it's 5$.

[arcadus]

LOL.

[TheZeladar]

OH NU, ITS A SOMBIE!

[lillasyra]

Dude you killed your wife with you're pillow... sucker

[TheGorrack]

@lillasyra

*your pillow :3

[lillasyra]

@TheGorrack Oh noez >:3

[TheGorrack]

@lillasyra

OH GAWD NO!

[Knightenemy]

you skiped the tutorial by killing her so good luck

[davy1678]

wait have sex she was dead your uh just weird is the character a necrophiliac not sure how to spell it but yea

[BraveCorgi]

u r hilarious dude

[GaryUehara]

'why all the videos i see stops in 4:49? , im the only one with this problem?

[o0tommyzzzzz0o]

2:51 ohhhh shit,barricade that shit.Omg that is fucking hilarious.

[o0tommyzzzzz0o]

you kill her in a pillow battle.cause you use hammer,she use pillow.

[trickster92k]

YOU KILLED HEER!!!

[totalfighters]

olso u culd push desks and other furniture to block dors and windows

[99268mati]

2:00 YOU KILL!!!

[wizardsbane]

Jesus fuck, when I first played this I was so sad, the whole thing was so sombre. Now, every piece of the beginning that you went through, I just keep hearing your commentary and laughing my ass off.

Great vid

[RaptureRocker]

Go have sex with your dead wife. That you smothered to death. Accidentally. And never realized it.

[ZeeeeSean]

@RaptureRocker I fucking love this game.

[PBJANDHIGHFIVES]

You use the hammer to take down barricades and you need it equipped to attack with it. I'm pretty sure there are control instructions for this.  You should probably read them.

[quackinacan]

@PBJANDHIGHFIVES The tutorial auto-completed when he killed his wife (a very clever gameplay mechanic), so he never got the chance to read the tip it gives you during the day he killed his wife

[PBJANDHIGHFIVES]

@quackinacan ahhhhhhh.

[FloydMinecraft]

@PBJANDHIGHFIVES He already finished it...

[1322Alex]

lol he killed her poor girl didn't deserve that maybe what that raider did but not that

[MLGProRush]

*kills wife with a pillow in real life

-30 minutes later-

Him: Did i kill her?

[hurpiderp]

neger = nigger in swedish.

I don't know if he's swedish like dope, but i guess he is.

[AntHraXUltran00blet]

"You Neeger fuck off!" Ahahaha

[TheLmfaoMovement]

Did anyone else get scared while watching this? :'x

[HauntedSoulz]

Haha "Hon? Heroes Of Newerth?!!!!!!"

[ChocolateNaruto]

he said nigger :/

[MelbShuffleForLife]

@ChocolateNaruto nieager. hahahahahah. Not nigger 

[ChocolateNaruto]

@MelbShuffleForLife

same thing, different accent.

still offensive

[MelbShuffleForLife]

@ChocolateNaruto I wouldn't know how offensive it is, but if it is too, you I'm sorry.

[scott13578]

@ChocolateNaruto yea.. hes a dumpass

[kastor246]

@Dopelives where can i play/buy this game???

[imTheMrBEAN]

3:29 Lol, are you being "Dead serious about this door" Dosent anyone get that?!

[deastroyer565]

@imTheMrBEAN OHHHHHH..... Theres a pun in there! I wonder if that pun was intentional?

[bl4d3m45ter]

"What are you doing? Oh god no!" XDDD

[marvelouskingthorax]

"OH i killed her with a pillow"



[Dexyu]

Is there a co op?

[Gogomunch123]

@Dexyu Not yet, but there will be.

[Dexyu]

@Gogomunch123 can't wait go a shot gun and went on a rampage and the program just closed :D

[hunterg24]

Can opener... no don't... Probably would've been better to use the can opener instead of the pillow :-P

[ringod123]

check out my 3 play through series of zomboid with more episodes to come:

youtube(dot)com/user/ringod123

[bevill77]

hold control to attack

[ganonforce]

hahahahahaha

[4halooo]

Lmao, as soon as he said OMG i killed her with a pillow. I started cracking up.

[IamAston]

I'll give the bitch a pillow. Bitches LOVE pillows.

[arby299]

no director has ever made me laugh so much

[JokerMan603]

You know you've lost your mind when you accidentally smother your wife...

That's classic LOL

[karim0302]

I actually don't get the nigger jokes, haha.

[beforever]

most annoying person I've ever listened to.

[damarh]

the guy shouting like crazy reminds me of eddie izzard >D

[RustingVagina]

Found a fucking awesome picture of project zomboid that reminds me of this: w w w . c a d - c o m i c . c o m / c a d / 2 0 1 1 0 6 0 3

[TheDarklord0211]

LAWL!

i love how the designers alloud you to kill her with the pillo :D

[cutemoboy27]

HAHAHAH that was a funny review man!

[anonymous4698]

I fucking love this guy!

"Oh shit it's a Sombie! Kill iiim!"

"GODAMNIT MY SOUP!"

"You niggaa fuck orf!"

[ace5762]

Well that's not scary, f*ck you.

[KoylTrane]

Wife + pillow = profit

[Weho2]

lmfao how can u not know u just smothered your wife ahahah

[redmeatmolly]

Smothering your wife with a pillow five minutes into the game... that's pretty hardcore.

[Doom2Guy]

"Go have sex with your wife"

Dude, she's dead

[hurpiderp]

@Doom2Guy at least she's fresh, everyone else has turned into zombies already

[Avilsta]

I thought the pillow was for her to sleep on o_O

[Tha1337king]

Outro song?

[MissGirlFactor]

"Carrot, apple, eat it all!"

*1 sec later*

"HOW DO I EAT IT?!" xDD

[cloudbreath9]

is someone talking to him off the mic?

[WoblivionW]

can anyone please tell me how to register their coz everytime I click to plasy it say i have to put a user and pass but I dont know how to register please replay people!

[BLANKMEMORYDATA]

you NEEGER!

[Genstrider]

Tim Buckley stole your jokes and put them into his unfunny comic

[xrx526]

LOL that was funny!

[Uberman7788]

@iownallnoobs

Minecraft and terraria have multiplayer, and so does this

[bioniclemac300]

OH SHIT IT A ZOMBIE KILL HIM WAIT I DON"T HAVE FIRE FUCK XD that funny shit

[Robbi159]

I love you hahah.

[mitch13815]

Is there a way to get this game for free, I'll buy it when it comes out, im just excited.

[SlippersxOfxJustice]

@mitch13815

No however you can buy another one of their games-- the cheapest one being about $10 USD-- which gives you a free bonus lifetime subscription to Project Zomboid.

[MATTo0oSAMMYBO]

Yo guys ive been doing a little lets play of the game so far and maybe you should check it out for little tips and opinions if your thinking about getting it yourselfs! Part 1 can be found below if your interested :) THANKS

/watch?v=Aj3VM8sOhyU

[iszalgocomin]

Woow, is this guy stupid or something hahahaha

[iownallnoobs]

I love these types of games minecraft and terraria. but because its not online makes me not buy those games at all. Make a persistent world please

[Thespians1]

DAAAAMN you ice cold

[DGneoseeker1]

This is ironic. I only just worked out my own concept for a zombie survival game, and it looks like these guys have pipped me at the post and made something goddam awesome. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR MANY YEARS. I MUST PLAY IT.

[Cnd0r]

Why is that even in the game? :/

[Alexc3217]

Walk slowly in terror from the zombie!

[TheplanBpill23]

did anyone else leave the oven on and burn the house down? Cuz I got fucking charred. so did kate.

[damarh]

oh i'm sorry totally not paying attention to the video, just dying of laughter from the voice over :D, sub'd lol

[MATTo0oSAMMYBO]

Possibly going to be one of the best survival zombie games ever! Ive released the first of three videos on my channel giving you the basics of the game and my views!

/watch?v=Aj3VM8sOhyU

Feel free to check it out and ask any questions on my page x

[ColdDadaNothing]

Jesus christ you're an idiot

[zahk30]

@ColdDadaNothing lol

[Imagardevoir]

the graphics reminds me of the sims 1...

[RpgdUd3]

"take a hammer to bed"

kinky ass shit

[MrsAckles09]

I don't know if it's the accent..? But I swear you and Dopefish sound the same, are you brothers?

[CounterNerd]

I almost cried when she said 'I'm sorry I slowed you down. I love you' but then Nooya laughed and everything was funny again.

[OneSh0tLinkon]

This is maybe not the best zomboid video but the funniest! like this if you think the same!

[IsabelleHorler]

By smothering her you skipped the tutorial. Its a bug that the creators added so you dont have to do the tutorial as its all based around Kate. :)

[SlowSlowSloth]

Did he kill her with the pillow?

[Chiptune02]

@SlowSlowSloth It think he did :\ he might choked her..

[loltat123]

you NIGGER fock off hahaha!

[Bhargos]

How... could... you...? Why!?

[Sonnee123]

dark game :S

[srb2Espyo]

Because by default, when you take a loved one a pillow... you want to smother them. By default.

[StMarciano]

@srb2Espyo Well she already had a pillow.The game was only offering the next logical choice.....

[srb2Espyo]

@StMarciano Good point.

[SouthernSlavic]

@StMarciano

I sleep with 2 pillows and I haven't smothered myself, amazing isn't it.

[StMarciano]

@SouthernSlavic You mean side by side right?I've never heard of someone sleeping with two pillows stacked up unless you like future neck pain.But yeah the only other idea I could come up with is to put it under her feet to make her a bit more comfortable but.......she was suffering.

[EternallyGodless]

@StMarciano

I use 3 pillows

[Ginteru]

@EternallyGodless

I have 4 in my bed.

[limosince2007]

Saw this on /v/ last night

[phillezz]

I didnt know Dope's brother streamed too! :O

[Eathanskies]

lol, suffocated her and didn't even realise, how morbid is this game?

[kurropt]

I forgot there were other streamers

[MultiLolgasm]

i just love it when i shout out COLON DEE

[MKCaseyB]

Can't wait for the fire part =D

[MagicKeyboardCat]

rofl what are you guys on, all the time!?? :D

[BlindCaveSalamander]

Derp derp derp. Durrr.

That's all I hear.

[korion321]

It was a fun stream cheers Nooya :D

[ReducedToAsh]

you neeger fuck off

LMAO

[cheshc00]

Nooya = Dope's evil swin

[smsteve888]

I forgot this was nooya.

[fabiansvensson]

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!

[SuperWestnubs]

Finish Amnesia!

[XxsnipezpwnxX]

Lol five minutes into the game and he kills his wife

[gyan02]

> Kill wife

> Have sex for couple of hours

> Feed her with raw vegetables

> Profit

[vicente321]

nooya and dopefish sound similar...

[justcocacola]

@vicente321 You must be deaf or something.

[Feitlebaum420]

Does that mean the five hour sex was necrophilia?

[RustingVagina]

Who else thought it was X-com because of the thumbnail?

[thetf97]

Watching the live stream was more funny.

[TheShiroyasha]

Fuck, that made me depressed when you killed her XD

[williamtylerast]

oh god. "oh, i killed her with the pillow.."

breathing. oh lord.

[andriksbeaver]

Chat went mental when he killed her. But still it took him like 10 minutes to understand.

[Kiamberm]

You smothered her!

Lol but anyway, hold ctrl and click when the hammer is equip to attack.