Don't quote me on this but I don't think this was what she was talking about.... lol I died laughing and spent half the time saying "please God why do people ask the military to get creative" especially ATF .... seriously if someone asked to play with my suck lumps or pink crayon sharpener I'd probably kick him in his lap junk... you never cease to amaze ATF.
6 people dislike this and should kill themselves for not only having no sense of humor but also for not having a soul. Someone should shove a trashcan lid down your dick and moonwalk on it!
Thank you AFT for not lettin someone ruin the fantastic thing you have goin! By the way, I would love to see how someone that doesn't like the language on these skits would hold up on one of our CVNs...
Just consider it part of the bonus of fate.. you were meant to be influenced by Jungle into subbing to this channel.
So the All Mighty who gave you your eyes and wishes you to be able to see, looked out for your well being prior to your subscription! How about that? :D
@chopstikzzz Don't be a fucking idiot. Feminists just want equality and most of them love sexy language. Ruth is most likely a dumbass uptight christian momzie who thinks everything should be "kid-friendly."
lmao awsome!
myhistory6 3 days ago
poon flaps
barnyardTERROR 4 days ago
my hammer of life can go in ruths hatchet wound.
jawbone83 4 days ago
Smiling chewbacca!!
machinis 5 days ago
We should all follow Jungle's lead!
racltk007 5 days ago
Satan's Junk Drawer is totally accurate!
TheGpugh 5 days ago
funniest shit ever!!!!!!
kryptonite2213 6 days ago
i got one for vagina. How about meat grinder?
Merrickisawesome 6 days ago
Never Healing Hatchet wound
trexter67 6 days ago
no pissflaps?
TheGenericc1 1 week ago
Sweater Cows
doomrot 1 week ago
Sword Swallower!! ha ha ha Awesome!
tinman0352 1 week ago
Nappy Dugout (for the natural look having ladies)
locomeng2001 1 week ago
Gut shovel inner' Bonercuzzi! Classy. Love the show!
Skeetdawgg 1 week ago
flesh javelin....fuck me running
justinskywalker 1 week ago
shove weasel !! LMFAO!!
streetbober 1 week ago
I didn' think I'd be laughing this much. Thank you.
MatiasVivas 1 week ago
I think the Ron Paul ad was better than the video...
TenteixSaigo 1 week ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy
Satans Junk Drawer, LOL
SeanPatriot 1 week ago
I always wondered how to ward off fat chicks on rollerblades... now I know.
electgmax 2 weeks ago
you forgot pants taco
xXdastardlykittyXx 2 weeks ago
Jungle, what was the best/ worst day of your life?
mlovely87 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHA....Ovary Baster.....WINNING!
beefpunch 2 weeks ago
hey man thanks for the subscription!!!!
shishkabob789 2 weeks ago
Gonna use my cum gun to shoot you in the mouth or shoot your suck lumps
Darkness0591 2 weeks ago
10 people dont like milk silos
Metal4Life117 2 weeks ago
You forgot to mention Sweater Monkeys.
ShaiqNBaiq5464 2 weeks ago
i'm about to stick my cum gun in your pink crayon sharpener and bust a nut on your suck lumps
Helikaon9 2 weeks ago
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Helikaon9 2 weeks ago
Brilliant, got to sub such creative energy.
joesphx19 2 weeks ago
im watching this video in the library without headphones, hopefully i spread the word
cruhg 2 weeks ago
Funny as Hell!!!!
tankdogg2g 2 weeks ago
Heh heh. Titties..
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
lol snl reference
PaintedPotatoes 2 weeks ago
You guys should make a police character!! Let it be the cop that always arrests Jungle so he can give his POV!!! that would b EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51buschboy 2 weeks ago 6
flesh javelin...hahaha
james85939 2 weeks ago
u brought all that apon yourself ruth lol
SMFLAZY 2 weeks ago
BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
sogamob999 2 weeks ago
f-ing halarious! love all your vids! subbed! if your into car audio vids, check my channel and let me know what ya think.
predsfan029 2 weeks ago
the Pink man in the boat
caperneoignis 2 weeks ago
BAHAHAHA!!! my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!
suznic01 2 weeks ago
the Vag is also known in england to resemble "A Stab Wound On A Gorilla's Back)
PimpHatBresk 2 weeks ago
I subscribed to your channel. Maybe now I get can rid of the fat chick on roller blades that keeps hittin on me.
crasht213 3 weeks ago
satan's junk draw? wtf LOLOLOLOL
mirrorbullet 3 weeks ago
Boner coozie...
WayWickedRetarded 3 weeks ago 2
bonercuzzi is awesome! This is one of the funniest videos to date! You guys rock!
Qamo25 3 weeks ago
I can't believe that AFT forgot "Boner Pockets" the RX7club knows about jooo!
mackthefatcat 3 weeks ago
Smiling Chewbacca!! LMAO!!
ihittu 3 weeks ago
Midget fists?
jordanowen42 3 weeks ago
Don't quote me on this but I don't think this was what she was talking about.... lol I died laughing and spent half the time saying "please God why do people ask the military to get creative" especially ATF .... seriously if someone asked to play with my suck lumps or pink crayon sharpener I'd probably kick him in his lap junk... you never cease to amaze ATF.
crunchyyellowlion 3 weeks ago
@crunchyyellowlion Could I introduce your suck lumps and shame cave to my love stump?
ABleakFuture 3 weeks ago 4
@ABleakFuture omfg ...lmfao that's just wrong so wrong rotfl .... and i meant AFT but was laughing just about how hard i am now.... ur too much LOL
crunchyyellowlion 3 weeks ago
Amen! Thank baby Jesus and the US Army! AFT u make my day.
AztecaMendez 3 weeks ago
These have to be put on a shirt!
MrGothamBat 3 weeks ago 2
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qubicles 3 weeks ago
You forgot beaver and bear.
raymo32 3 weeks ago
my chesticles are hard
b2chb2ch 3 weeks ago 2
AMAZING
aLvab0b 3 weeks ago
classy ladies everywhere would love to be referred to as suck lumps and meat sheath lol. please, "ladies" dont exist any more, dont hate on aft.
bwatt16 3 weeks ago
@bwatt16 excuse you? there are too ladies still. you just have to have a good sense of humor for these videos.
IndigoBug 3 weeks ago
Pink crayon sharpener - never heard that one. EPIC WIN.
ehaynes72 3 weeks ago 18
ya got no worries, jungle. i've never been on roller blades. some fat chicks know their limits LOL
ladycolumbus 3 weeks ago 2
Thanks Ruth!!!
truthbetold32609 3 weeks ago 30
nice
ruizw9 3 weeks ago
haha ovary baster! baste my ovaries jungle!!!!
haloacog 3 weeks ago 2
You forgot " Ham wallet "!
nesquivel001 3 weeks ago
You deff put that Ruth bitch in her place!!! Hahahaha
adamdta1990 3 weeks ago
"glue uzi" definately using that one in the future.
DALCRUSHER 3 weeks ago
Satan's Junk Drawer! Thank you.
tsgtownsend 3 weeks ago
Thanks for repeating all the phrases on my Jungle App... Now hows about an update on that shit already!?!
thesofakingspecial 3 weeks ago 2
damn thats a badass mustache
jerryekent 3 weeks ago
My wife wont let me go to Arbys anymore cuz I referred to it as roast beef.
scottie9151 3 weeks ago
meat curtains ?
mrjosephpharvey 3 weeks ago
The most magical place on earth.....
neelyj88 3 weeks ago
Gut Locker?
MrMqbd 3 weeks ago
she's just mad her dong holster can hold a whole arsenal
nightkraawler 3 weeks ago
So educationally! I fucking love it!!!! Fuck you Ruth! I mean fuck yourself!
ashikagaskilaa 3 weeks ago
Good times jungle......put your magic staff in harry twatter
robwelch66 3 weeks ago
Hell yeah
JakedelXcour 3 weeks ago
AFT - is Great. This video + content so unoriginal........
enternaldomicile 3 weeks ago
This is by FAR one of the funniest damn videos you guys have put out.... I was laughing so damn hard I started crying... keep up the great work
SarcasmFlavoured 3 weeks ago
I too have some classy suggestions. How about.
Hatchet Wound
Dick Mitten
Cum Dumpster
Land Clam
TheLove0369 3 weeks ago
@TheLove0369 LOL really TOP
lov4chi 3 weeks ago
Jungle needs a tiny bottle of liquor while doing this videos in his hands
xhadowwulf243 3 weeks ago
I wanna stab your smiling chewbacha with my meat saber.
weldonhedrick 3 weeks ago
That was insane, & I loved every minute of it. "Cum gun"...t shirt idea for meat-saber, jungle with a light saber hanging out in front of him
ACutAbove4603 3 weeks ago
Haha Boner cuzi
CoreyIrvin86 3 weeks ago
love stump
cronama 3 weeks ago
Awesome simply awesome
stewarta238 3 weeks ago
ovary baster! LOL
TacticalTrunkMonkey4 3 weeks ago
How in the hell does this channel keep getting better and better?!?
SNKNostalgia 3 weeks ago
mega
klemoney 3 weeks ago
omg I'm alone in the house & yet sitting here hiding my face in my hands lmao
YaelleG 3 weeks ago
I'm just going to say EPIC WIN!
TheUncannyE 3 weeks ago
this a great one mam.. i love it
jorupard 3 weeks ago
Jungle may just be the best action figure of all time. I wonder if I can find one in a store.
LtMerk 3 weeks ago
That is just amazing!!
bigrednick100 3 weeks ago
Jungle, you forgot sloppy snot taco.
hornet4420 3 weeks ago
Love stump LMFAO!!!
pjqochoa 3 weeks ago
I spit my coke all over when he said cumgun.. ironic i guess
yurriah 3 weeks ago 2
bahaha, got to love it.
O8WRx 3 weeks ago
Well Ruth, that's what you get for posting a smarmy comment on Facebook. Jungle responds with his usual eloquence. Hell, yeah!
nchicks2 3 weeks ago
Jungle, always the articulate gentleman...
rob12of7TRP 3 weeks ago
Bearded clam. Baked clam after I'm through with it.
Eatm308amA 3 weeks ago
Thanks for the oral ammo
tsjoencinema 3 weeks ago
You asked for it Ruth!
xd40tac1 3 weeks ago
Jungle is hands-down a classy guy. I'm glad he addressed this serious issue at AFT.
escot9 3 weeks ago
Solid gold.
I salute smiling Chewbacca. You left out a few, roast beef curtains among the most obvious.
elvis316 3 weeks ago
Toothless Zarlack =s WINNER.
RifeDEFFilms 3 weeks ago
meat goblins?? suck lumps??
I love Satan's junk drawer...
DrMotorDude 3 weeks ago
how can anyone hate the bad language?
and was i the only one who laughed at all the terms?
boner-cuzzi tops it though!
rangers lead the way
darxcyber 3 weeks ago
So honestly, who watches AFT and is offended by the language? If you don't like it don't watch it.
combatinfantry008 3 weeks ago
Toothless Sarlacc!! LOL!!
ShaBooyaKow 3 weeks ago
smiling chewbacca. meat safe. cum gun. words i will use at work today.
sharkey1776 3 weeks ago
suck lumps haha hell yeah!!!
brettcabak 3 weeks ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sharkey1776 3 weeks ago
suck lumps!
cedars30 3 weeks ago
Ruth must be the fat chick on rollerblades, that was disturbed by the language!!! Keep up the good work AFT!!!!!
MrTrevor1971 3 weeks ago
fucking awsome!!!! i love this shit!!
ynks4lf5189 3 weeks ago
Hell yeah
SuperClay52 3 weeks ago
hell yea
Stew501187 3 weeks ago
6 people dislike this and should kill themselves for not only having no sense of humor but also for not having a soul. Someone should shove a trashcan lid down your dick and moonwalk on it!
bignoog1 3 weeks ago
Chestacles,ha ha
jennfo420 3 weeks ago
haha!! Boner Coozy!! classic
MyNamWat 3 weeks ago
Dude...
borikuadecora 3 weeks ago
Lmao! Ovary Baster, definitely added to the lexicon
DracoOmnia 4 weeks ago
flapjacks lol!
tmay13b 4 weeks ago
Ovary baster... why... cause I'm a daddy
RelationTermination 4 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Thank you AFT for not lettin someone ruin the fantastic thing you have goin! By the way, I would love to see how someone that doesn't like the language on these skits would hold up on one of our CVNs...
weatherguesser88 4 weeks ago
@weatherguesser88 Haha. Don't worry, nothing's ruined or going to change. All of our videos will still have the same language they've always had. :-)
actionfiguretherapy 3 weeks ago
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weatherguesser88 4 weeks ago
This is grand.
Jungle is spot on again, brilliant character :D!
iamcrimsonspecter2 4 weeks ago
Suck lumps............ dong holster........LOL
scdefion 4 weeks ago
Jungle's got a point. Since I subscribed to this channel, I haven't seen any fat chicks on rollerblades.
That being said, I hadn't seen any before, either.....
TMStepper 4 weeks ago 13
@TMStepper
Just consider it part of the bonus of fate.. you were meant to be influenced by Jungle into subbing to this channel.
So the All Mighty who gave you your eyes and wishes you to be able to see, looked out for your well being prior to your subscription! How about that? :D
iamcrimsonspecter2 4 weeks ago
@TMStepper You'll realize fat chicks on roller blades are't as bad when you've been to Walmart...*shivers*
Scorinitron 3 weeks ago
@Scorinitron Correction a southern Walmart preferably one in Georgia...stay clear of butts county
Scorinitron 3 weeks ago
FN HILARIOUS!!!!
beltranfj333 4 weeks ago
Hell* rofl
kyleisabeaner 4 weeks ago
I'm stoned as hell.. Fuck yea!
kyleisabeaner 4 weeks ago
Ruth is a whore!!
BENZNUGGA 4 weeks ago
i love how these terms are on the app. i was wondering when id here em! DICK BLOOD AND TEARS MAKES THE GREEN GRASS GROW
Timmy6216 4 weeks ago
Thats all the names on the soundboard
Jspahr187 4 weeks ago
maybe we should let the 533 likes to 3 dislikes speak for themselves...AFT should remain unchanged.
CKMarines 4 weeks ago
Added Idea: Tonsil Tickler?
canyouchewtoo 4 weeks ago 7
I have to buy a shirt!! You deserve money for making something so great.
Imetalman2000 4 weeks ago
hell yeah!!
mjad198 4 weeks ago
Hell yeah! Tub cloggers ahoy!
uncue360 4 weeks ago
this is awesome, although I think Shame Cave might be only applicable to double baggers ;-)
braledar 4 weeks ago
lol I love these videos!!!
RMonk1126 4 weeks ago
One eyed sword swallower haha Hell ya
BigJuspis2012 4 weeks ago
lol these vids are freakin great!
SevenaMarie 4 weeks ago
omg if jungles made up words doesn't scream class, i just don't know what does....
lykeomgitsbritty 4 weeks ago
Ruth is probably a feminist with a blow up boyfriend..
chopstikzzz 4 weeks ago
@chopstikzzz Don't be a fucking idiot. Feminists just want equality and most of them love sexy language. Ruth is most likely a dumbass uptight christian momzie who thinks everything should be "kid-friendly."
vincemealfull 4 weeks ago
Hell Yeah.
hand4200 4 weeks ago
Chesticles, definitely got a good smack for using that one
jparis3777 4 weeks ago
this shit is too awesome to not like
thebutlerdiditfy 4 weeks ago
pink pencil sharpener hahaha thats excellent...
newguy72032 4 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Jungle is the shit!
jonesy241986 4 weeks ago
make a if yor r subscribed
POWNED66TV 4 weeks ago
Love. It. All.
HaveHarleyLetsRide 4 weeks ago
AFT should be more appropriate with the written word, too! Instead of penis, type <3. Instead of vagina, type \i/. Instead of breasts, type (.)(.).
knucklehead98X 4 weeks ago
I would vote for Jungle and Ranger 2012. hell yeah! rangers lead the way!
markanthonycameron 4 weeks ago
It seems to me that none of those were any better... Not that you need 'better' words.
Dragdamar 4 weeks ago
It's almost always some stupid woman who has to complain.
liarsclub75 4 weeks ago
Dont forget the squish mitten, bitch wrinkle
honeybadgerben 4 weeks ago
shame cave...if only i knew that term earlier
Jokersniper69 4 weeks ago
Chesticals! Gotta lov
sarahnextdoor 4 weeks ago
fuckin fantastic!
ericklar 4 weeks ago
I feel educated now.
Vhammer2010 4 weeks ago
This is my boy along wit ranger and snow but snow meeds more spots and make em a lil longer
5537435 4 weeks ago
Hands down, the most epic episode yet! Great job guys!
darkh0st 4 weeks ago 16
pmsl
Liv4EvrythgDie4Nothg 4 weeks ago
pmsl
Liv4EvrythgDie4Nothg 4 weeks ago
pmsl
Liv4EvrythgDie4Nothg 4 weeks ago
Dong holster.....hahaha
kameltoez 4 weeks ago
you missed pork sword!
TOONG33K 4 weeks ago