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  • lmao awsome!

  • poon flaps

  • my hammer of life can go in ruths hatchet wound.

  • Smiling chewbacca!!

  • We should all follow Jungle's lead!

    

  • Satan's Junk Drawer is totally accurate!

  • funniest shit ever!!!!!!

  • i got one for vagina. How about meat grinder?

  • Never Healing Hatchet wound

  • no pissflaps?

  • Sweater Cows

  • Sword Swallower!! ha ha ha Awesome!

  • Nappy Dugout (for the natural look having ladies)

  • Gut shovel inner' Bonercuzzi! Classy. Love the show!

  • flesh javelin....fuck me running

  • shove weasel !! LMFAO!!

  • I didn' think I'd be laughing this much. Thank you.

  • I think the Ron Paul ad was better than the video...

  • Satans Junk Drawer, LOL

  • I always wondered how to ward off fat chicks on rollerblades... now I know.

  • you forgot pants taco

  • Jungle, what was the best/ worst day of your life?

  • HAHAHAHAHA....Ovary Baster.....WINNING!

  • hey man thanks for the subscription!!!!

  • Gonna use my cum gun to shoot you in the mouth or shoot your suck lumps

  • 10 people dont like milk silos

  • You forgot to mention Sweater Monkeys.

  • i'm about to stick my cum gun in your pink crayon sharpener and bust a nut on your suck lumps

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  • Brilliant, got to sub such creative energy.

  • im watching this video in the library without headphones, hopefully i spread the word

  • Funny as Hell!!!!

  • Heh heh. Titties..

    BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EESSSSSSSSSSS

    lol snl reference

  • You guys should make a police character!! Let it be the cop that always arrests Jungle so he can give his POV!!! that would b EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • flesh javelin...hahaha

  • u brought all that apon yourself ruth lol

  • BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

  • f-ing halarious! love all your vids! subbed! if your into car audio vids, check my channel and let me know what ya think.

  • the Pink man in the boat

  • BAHAHAHA!!! my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

  • the Vag is also known in england to resemble "A Stab Wound On A Gorilla's Back)

  • I subscribed to your channel. Maybe now I get can rid of the fat chick on roller blades that keeps hittin on me.

  • satan's junk draw? wtf LOLOLOLOL

  • Boner coozie...

    

  • bonercuzzi is awesome! This is one of the funniest videos to date! You guys rock!

    

  • I can't believe that AFT forgot "Boner Pockets" the RX7club knows about jooo!

  • Smiling Chewbacca!! LMAO!!

  • Midget fists?

  • Don't quote me on this but I don't think this was what she was talking about.... lol I died laughing and spent half the time saying "please God why do people ask the military to get creative" especially ATF .... seriously if someone asked to play with my suck lumps or pink crayon sharpener I'd probably kick him in his lap junk... you never cease to amaze ATF.

  • @crunchyyellowlion Could I introduce your suck lumps and shame cave to my love stump?

  • @ABleakFuture omfg ...lmfao that's just wrong so wrong rotfl .... and i meant AFT but was laughing just about how hard i am now.... ur too much LOL

  • Amen! Thank baby Jesus and the US Army! AFT u make my day.

  • These have to be put on a shirt!

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  • You forgot beaver and bear.

  • my chesticles are hard

  • AMAZING

  • classy ladies everywhere would love to be referred to as suck lumps and meat sheath lol. please, "ladies" dont exist any more, dont hate on aft.

  • @bwatt16 excuse you? there are too ladies still. you just have to have a good sense of humor for these videos.

  • Pink crayon sharpener - never heard that one. EPIC WIN.

  • ya got no worries, jungle. i've never been on roller blades. some fat chicks know their limits LOL

  • Thanks Ruth!!!

  • nice

    

  • haha ovary baster! baste my ovaries jungle!!!!

  • You forgot " Ham wallet "!

  • You deff put that Ruth bitch in her place!!! Hahahaha

  • "glue uzi" definately using that one in the future.

  • Satan's Junk Drawer! Thank you.

  • Thanks for repeating all the phrases on my Jungle App... Now hows about an update on that shit already!?!

  • damn thats a badass mustache

  • My wife wont let me go to Arbys anymore cuz I referred to it as roast beef.

  • meat curtains ?

  • The most magical place on earth.....

  • Gut Locker?

  • she's just mad her dong holster can hold a whole arsenal

  • So educationally! I fucking love it!!!! Fuck you Ruth! I mean fuck yourself!

  • Good times jungle......put your magic staff in harry twatter

  • Hell yeah

  • AFT - is Great. This video + content so unoriginal........

  • This is by FAR one of the funniest damn videos you guys have put out.... I was laughing so damn hard I started crying... keep up the great work

  • I too have some classy suggestions. How about.

    Hatchet Wound

    Dick Mitten

    Cum Dumpster

    Land Clam

  • @TheLove0369 LOL really TOP

  • Jungle needs a tiny bottle of liquor while doing this videos in his hands

  • I wanna stab your smiling chewbacha with my meat saber.

  • That was insane, & I loved every minute of it. "Cum gun"...t shirt idea for meat-saber, jungle with a light saber hanging out in front of him

  • Haha Boner cuzi

  • love stump

  • Awesome simply awesome

  • ovary baster! LOL

  • How in the hell does this channel keep getting better and better?!?

  • mega

    

  • omg I'm alone in the house & yet sitting here hiding my face in my hands lmao

  • I'm just going to say EPIC WIN! 

  • this a great one mam.. i love it

  • Jungle may just be the best action figure of all time. I wonder if I can find one in a store.

  • That is just amazing!!

  • Jungle, you forgot sloppy snot taco.

  • Love stump LMFAO!!!

  • I spit my coke all over when he said cumgun.. ironic i guess

  • bahaha, got to love it.

  • Well Ruth, that's what you get for posting a smarmy comment on Facebook. Jungle responds with his usual eloquence. Hell, yeah!

  • Jungle, always the articulate gentleman...

  • Bearded clam. Baked clam after I'm through with it.

  • Thanks for the oral ammo

  • You asked for it Ruth!

  • Jungle is hands-down a classy guy. I'm glad he addressed this serious issue at AFT.

  • Solid gold.

    I salute smiling Chewbacca. You left out a few, roast beef curtains among the most obvious.

  • Toothless Zarlack =s WINNER.

  • meat goblins?? suck lumps??

    I love Satan's junk drawer...

  • how can anyone hate the bad language?

    and was i the only one who laughed at all the terms?

    boner-cuzzi tops it though!

    rangers lead the way

  • So honestly, who watches AFT and is offended by the language? If you don't like it don't watch it.

  • Toothless Sarlacc!! LOL!!

  • smiling chewbacca. meat safe. cum gun. words i will use at work today.

  • suck lumps haha hell yeah!!!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

  • suck lumps!

  • Ruth must be the fat chick on rollerblades, that was disturbed by the language!!! Keep up the good work AFT!!!!!

  • fucking awsome!!!! i love this shit!!

  • Hell yeah

  • hell yea

  • 6 people dislike this and should kill themselves for not only having no sense of humor but also for not having a soul. Someone should shove a trashcan lid down your dick and moonwalk on it!

  • Chestacles,ha ha

  • haha!! Boner Coozy!! classic

  • Dude...

  • Lmao! Ovary Baster, definitely added to the lexicon

  • flapjacks lol! 

  • Ovary baster... why... cause I'm a daddy

  • @weatherguesser88 Haha. Don't worry, nothing's ruined or going to change. All of our videos will still have the same language they've always had. :-)

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  • This is grand.

    Jungle is spot on again, brilliant character :D!

  • Suck lumps............ dong holster........LOL

  • Jungle's got a point. Since I subscribed to this channel, I haven't seen any fat chicks on rollerblades.

    That being said, I hadn't seen any before, either.....

  • @TMStepper

    Just consider it part of the bonus of fate.. you were meant to be influenced by Jungle into subbing to this channel.

    So the All Mighty who gave you your eyes and wishes you to be able to see, looked out for your well being prior to your subscription! How about that? :D

  • @TMStepper You'll realize fat chicks on roller blades are't as bad when you've been to Walmart...*shivers*

  • @Scorinitron Correction a southern Walmart preferably one in Georgia...stay clear of butts county

  • FN HILARIOUS!!!!

  • Hell* rofl

  • I'm stoned as hell.. Fuck yea!

  • Ruth is a whore!!

  • i love how these terms are on the app. i was wondering when id here em! DICK BLOOD AND TEARS MAKES THE GREEN GRASS GROW

  • Thats all the names on the soundboard

  • maybe we should let the 533 likes to 3 dislikes speak for themselves...AFT should remain unchanged.

  • Added Idea: Tonsil Tickler?

    

  • I have to buy a shirt!! You deserve money for making something so great.

  • hell yeah!!

    

  • Hell yeah! Tub cloggers ahoy!

  • this is awesome, although I think Shame Cave might be only applicable to double baggers ;-)

  • lol I love these videos!!!

  • One eyed sword swallower haha Hell ya

  • lol these vids are freakin great!

  • omg if jungles made up words doesn't scream class, i just don't know what does....

  • Ruth is probably a feminist with a blow up boyfriend..

  • @chopstikzzz Don't be a fucking idiot. Feminists just want equality and most of them love sexy language. Ruth is most likely a dumbass uptight christian momzie who thinks everything should be "kid-friendly."

  • Hell Yeah.

  • Chesticles, definitely got a good smack for using that one

  • this shit is too awesome to not like

  • pink pencil sharpener hahaha thats excellent...

  • make a if yor r subscribed

  • Love. It. All.

  • AFT should be more appropriate with the written word, too! Instead of penis, type <3. Instead of vagina, type \i/. Instead of breasts, type (.)(.).

  • I would vote for Jungle and Ranger 2012. hell yeah! rangers lead the way!

  • It seems to me that none of those were any better... Not that you need 'better' words.

  • It's almost always some stupid woman who has to complain.

  • Dont forget the squish mitten, bitch wrinkle

  • shame cave...if only i knew that term earlier

  • Chesticals! Gotta lov

  • fuckin fantastic!

  • I feel educated now.

  • This is my boy along wit ranger and snow but snow meeds more spots and make em a lil longer

  • Hands down, the most epic episode yet! Great job guys!

  • pmsl

  • pmsl

  • pmsl

  • Dong holster.....hahaha

  • you missed pork sword!