Big Top Cookie Commercial - As Seen On TV - The Fun, Easy Way to Make Giant Sized Cookies At Home

[TheeSazMataz]

surely with a cake that fat you dont need slices that big?!

[Littleasiann21]

The road to diabetes.

[1lillyoriginal]

0:48 that fat kid was doing the creepah smile and thos looked like they wer faom =/

[abbyartsy78]

I feel like I gained 50 pounds from watching this..

[bialyschtockdeux]

I can't imagine that baking properly...

[NostalagiaCriticFan]

How the fuck are you suppose to eat that!?!?!?

[Wittledot117]

vat19 STILL has a better cookie cake sandwich

[jenp27]

ya this is really helping me do my homework.. not

[RachelLovesKittehs98]

0:55

"YAY, LIFE IS FUN AGAIN THANKS TO A COOKIE THE SIZE OF OUR HEADS!"

[Trixter943]

Behold, The new way to give your kids diabetes!

[Sarigirl1207]

Vat19 has somthing better............ 0.o

[purpl3surreal]

those frosting things must be hell to clean.

[xAiiRPLANES]

Oh America, you so silly. 

[eldoritoman]

Ungrateful little shits at the beginning.

[somekindawizard]

America: where every dish causes a small earthquake and an echoing WHUMP when served.

[crazyrabbitbob]

i bet there made from old boob job silicone

[speedstackinggirl15]

vat19 has this product made better

[MuseOnDemand]

:diabeetus:

[masoudfun1996]

Tired of your snack having to be the same?

Fed up with your cookies being so lame?

Disappointed with your cookies being small?

What a hassle.

[AbiLush]

I have this and I can tell you now that cake will stick to that damn thing like anything to super glue, it ruined every cookie cake I tried to make, still something sweet to try but cake doesn't work so well as the ad shows.

[simshigh]

Big TOp stuff... just cakes in different forms.

[xStrawberryenvy]

Vat19, better commercials. c:

[Emimi33able]

I'm pretty sure thats just a cake

[resonantwisdom]

Eventually, if corporate America has it's way, this 25X bigger portion will be considered an "average" serving size...Not everything is better when it's bigger. Take it from the guy who used to be 440 lbs.

[dbzchau273]

who wold want to eat that much calories

[CamButler]

@dbzchau273 Me

[jenettexD]

lolwtffff that's just a cake.

[Raavioli]

Tiny cookies won't do, MAKE IT 25X BIGGER.

Only in America.

[Tmanstext]

Jesus christ that's a hell of a lot of cookie...

[DarkAngeltheLight]

Ladies and Gentlemen, a product that makes giant Hostess cakes. *applauds*

[blarghnofreenames]

@ATeddyBearWithRoses made my day lol.

[blarghnofreenames]

Why were those kids laughing at that carousel cake? Oh that's right, they were probably high. Why else would you need 25x the cookie size? It's not like we're tackling obesity or anything lol. Is it me, or is this basically a silicone cake tin which are £1 at the poundshop? I thought so. But why not pay 25x the price, maximising for a super-fun time haha.

[LtIsadeCaine]

i wonder if soon they'll be selling Big Top Cake XD

[jazzgirl114]

This is the exact reason why America is fat.

[warriorcatgirl13]

@jazzgirl114 Please. Theres MILLIONS of reasons why America is fat.

[Jtangel27]

"Your tiny cookies are so lame!"

I'm going to use that in the next argument I'm in... and win.

[mrbuddychou]

those ice cream sandwiches were almost as big as the children's heads!

[mizzmiaable]

I like the cupcakes better and I got it

[AllAboutMeep]

so its practically..um what do you call it oh yah,CAKE! You can frost it like um... CAKE!! You can put cake batter in the pan to make like um.. CAKE!!! :)

[TheDarknessOfVoid]

0:51 the fat kid is happy as fuck...

[FamilyGuyFanatic800]

Big top cookie? Big top cupcake? Only in America!

[sonicxfan101]

This is why most people think us Americans are fat... Oh well, can't be a stereotype if it is true

[avrilfantasyrin]

lol does everyone in america have a dishwasher or sumthing ? :D

[classichedgehog12]

@MrAtishraja U mad bro? Because the last time I checked you loved to go around stalking me right? I'm getting pissed now give me your address so I can come and beat your ass! Or are you too busy "giving your mom a blowjob" for her to help you..... Get a life fuckface, I have one. Even your name is faggish, what the hell is an "MrAtishraja"? Wowwww....

[classichedgehog12]

@MrAtishraja Yooo just stop stalking me you deranged little child

[classichedgehog12]

These kids act like they're in prison with that cookie... smh

[MrAtishraja]

@classichedgehog12 Why are u such a faggot? ur mom is so disappointed in u... smh

[tmartinez77]

If this doesnt promote childhood obesity, i dont know what does.

[snowysolstice]

Shut up and take my money!

[BoogsterSU2]

So, uh, why is this commercial making me hungry for dessert?

[OmgLPSYay]

0:49 they just had to add a chubby kid, right?

[annie51572]

small cookies are so boring but when big top cookie comes color comes to the world!!!!!!!! cmon give me a break

[annie51572]

big top obsecity

[lovya5172]

0:01 who the hell hands out cookines im lik WTF

[lovya5172]

@lovya5172 i love annie shes the best

[lovya5172]

O:01 who the hell hands out cookies im like WTF

[skarvika]

MAMA MIA COOKIE PIZZA

[RandomStupidStuff99]

"Why is snack time always the same

Because your cookies are so lame"

Well I like small cookies not cake cookies

[FreyaTheNerdyNinja]

i am perfectly fine with a normal sized cookie T_T

[minhmook]

Jeez fat people much

[MsMoonDragoon]

"like strawberry vanilla and choclate!" ITS CALLED NEOPUALITIN!

plus. WHO THE FK NEEDS COOKIES THIS SIZE!? jezuz america TAHTS WHY YO ASSES ARE SO FKIN HUGE. even once slice of thsi heart attack giver is WAY bigger then a normal cookie.

[AngelicPegasus]

Looks like damn plastic.

[emilyartist1]

obesity!

[PilosophyW]

That's a cake, not a cookie...

[Blossbabii0708]

Listen To The Music That Sounds Like Sonic The Hedgehog Theme Music Lol

[Haysparkelbeckinger]

please go to 0:55 and look at the kid in the yellow shirt please

[Suburban365]

Need a chainsaw just to cut into that.

[erw165]

how many cans of frosting do you think they used?

[magimicsss]

"25x" bigger?? NIce for outdoor-sex

[TechnoNineMillion]

Amaze your family with none other than CALORIES!

[thePaigeisthebest]

of course a fat kid goes for the giant ice cream sandwich

[dancingwaters26]

if your kids don't want cookies, they're spoiled brats.

[crystalunderkoffler]

mom: COOKIE TIME!

kids: YA! oh this junk again...

[crystalunderkoffler]

Of course store bought cookies break when u bash them on a table!

you might as well bash them with a hammer

[TheYoshi126]

cookie cakes? i'm pretty sure it's just a cake

[Mustang424]

Maybe you should raise your kids to be a bit more grateful for what they have?

[lund3000]

"Why is every snack the same? Because your tiny cookies are so lame."

That makes no sense, like seriously?

[Melkhiordarkblade]

Yeah,I bring a few cookies in my lunch box to eat on the train, not a fucking cake.

[chibibeagle]

These kids are super ungraitful about cookies

[SpartanCodeTBAG]

"Tiny cookies take all day to make, and store-bought cookies crumble and break."

LOL lol

[xLolSaladx]

@SpartanCodeTBAG Yeah IKR, all day? More like 15-25 minutes.

[Lindalou1986]

Whoa... it doesn't get more american than this! *_*

[fapfairy]

holy shit, these are even bigger than I remembered. I thought they were like the size of a pizookie.

[AmeriTv]

0:49

yeah, i bet fat boy will come back for seconds......

[TheMightyKilokahn]

Things like this is one of the reasons people are getting fatter!

[kamivideos343]

i think if cookie monster saw this he would have a heart attack

[3000Crystal]

omg she was going to touch the hot preheated oven with her bare hand 0:20

[dancingwaters26]

HEY KIDSS! WHO WANTS DIABETES?? :)

[ParaSpite]

You.

Americans.

You are trying to kill me.

Or at least those of you involved in the creation of infomercials and the useless shit they're trying to sell.

I MEAN SERIOUSLY GIANT FUCKING COOKIES THAT IS THE MOST RETARDED IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD WTF WERE THEY THINKING.

[thisissomeguy]

@ParaSpite

DAT NAME

[ParaSpite]

@thisissomeguy That's actually irrelevant this time.

Well, partly irrelevant.

The idea IS stupid.

Cookies that big would be a pain to eat. And their size would totally spoil the taste, and the cookie-ly feel. They wouldn't even be cookies anymore.

[thisissomeguy]

@ParaSpite

i know, those kids probably even earned 98 pounds.

[ParaSpite]

@thisissomeguy 98 pounds per previously owned pound.

That's right, they gained 9800% more weight. >;3

[thisissomeguy]

@ParaSpite

LAWL

[Sabrinaissmarticle]

And they wonder why Americans are fat...

[mikemccloudzzz]

Notice how that cookie only has the western continents on it

[animalcrossingbiskit]

At the start it loos like they're in prison and thats their weekly meal.

[donniedarkodevotte]

God help me. I fapped.

[myheadisbloody]

IT'S A FUCKING CAKE @_@

[wongathon]

that's a fuckload of cookie dough

[WrnMyr]

just... make... more cookies?

[Razzics]

It's not a cookie when it breaks the cookie size threshold. It's just a cake.

[ParaSpite]

@Razzics IT'S A HORRIBLE CAKE-COOKIE ABOMINATION THAT COMBINES THE CRISPY SOLID HARDNESS OF A COOKIE WITH THE LUDICROUS SIZE OF A LARGE CAKE.

You can't even take a fucking bite out of it because it's too hard.

[loganb23g]

How the fuck do you even eat that?

[bsl35]

I see the fat kid in the commercial hungrily eye the big top cookie and I am reminded why we have such high obesity rates in this country

[brandonr85]

'MERICA!

[DAN5675able]

@brandonr85 i can imagine america having these but i never heard of a country called merica

[TheBadgrapejuice]

dear god...

[mrfiggleable]

use cookie dough, or you can use cake mix WHICH MAKES IT A CAKE NOT A COOKIE

[TheYoshi126]

aw my cookies are lame :(

[ZeroReviews1]

3 icing squeezers and a small booklet of paper that cost $4.23 in total is a $20 value?

[rainkyokitty]

When ever i hear this guys voice i always throw what ever im nomming at the tv

[thelentha]

looks gross

[SoMeOnE738]

im hungry

[MiniMe030411]

Tiny Cookies? At lest I can multitask while eating them

[jeg97256]

The only i would use this for is birthdays and holidys

[Nikkinoonoo96]

'Tiny Cookies take all day to make'. You mustn't know how to cook then, from scratch it takes me half an hour max, and in the ad, they are using store bought cookie dough, it should only take 15 minutes. Stupid.

[benrockzTV]

@Nikkinoonoo96 baking adds about 15-30 minutes. So a half an hour is all day now?

[Nikkinoonoo96]

@benrockzTV Exactly!

[SpartanCodeTBAG]

0:48-0:51 DAMN, those kids were so hungry they just snatched them big ass cookie slices

[SpartanCodeTBAG]

"Strawberry Temptation" my ass!

[cheezypuffs100]

wait, when she was filling it with cookie dough she must have at least used 100

[kitkatcutie520]

"Even use cake mix to make light and fluffy cookie cakes!" No, it's just fucking cake! >.<

[mabelmartian]

People are getting obese all over the world not just in America.

[aevea01]

0:49 WHO THE HELL GIVES KIDS SLICES THAT BIG AND THICK!??!

HELL IM NOT EVEN ABLE TO HAVE "CAKE" THAT BIG D:<

NOW COOKIE SLICES WITH 50% COOKIE 50% ICING?!?!?

[KarliifknKickback]

serve them individually ? 3:

[sickboy99ful]

did u notice how much filling is in those cookies and to make things clear

when u start making cookies out of cake mix it's no longer a cookie it's a cake

[NothingButBarbeque]

now how i am i going to fit that in my mouth?

[NewOrleanSaints95]

@NothingButBarbeque Thats what she said

[1panesso]

yay while were eating the dam cookie we can take a train to fat world

[1panesso]

this is why so many kids in the u.s have diabetes

[1panesso]

how can you even slice a cookie whont it brake apart

[1panesso]

great somthing to make america even more fat :(

[ColdClamChowder]

How the heck do you eat it?!

[videocrack246]

thats why U.S. IS FUCKING OBESE

[WheezyBeardLover]

"Your tiny cookies are so lame!" LOL

[gagirl036]

I HAVE to get one of those!! I love my big top cupcake set and my perfect brownie pan. I just love "as seen on t.v." stuff. LOL

[immabeamazing]

they dont even look like cookies!!

[angelsite285O]

0:48 Those kids are going to eat all that damn sugar????!!!

[moneybelt22]

@angelsite285O MY DENTIST IS STANDING BY!

[angelsite285O]

@moneybelt22 Hahaha right

[Act101babee]

this is why americans are fat

[TheForgottenMarioBro]

@Act101babee Nice stereotype, bro.

Problem?

[Act101babee]

@TheForgottenMarioBro im american bro, & its not a steretype, americans have one of the highest obesity rates out of the whole entire world.

[lovelylamp]

0:58 feeds the whole crew? More like the kid in the middle is going to eat it all

[WWEDanFan]

@lovelylamp LMFAO!!!!:D

[WWEDanFan]

@lovelylamp LMFAO!!!!:D

same here

[christinaaguilerafa1]

yeah just give them diabetes,

[Duspende]

You telling me this huge fucking cake wont break or crumble? Yeah, I'm not buying that.

[lobelix11397]

they remind me of those big cookies u can get at any grocery store..u know the kind that are in the bakery section with icing messages on them?

[soulgirl3000]

Wow, that is just.fucking.awful.

[turbobladez]

@soulgirl3000 i'm horrendously udnerweight due to this fucking economy.... watching ads of food like this is the closest im gonna get

and yes im American

[AdmirerofMusic]

Infomercials are almost like a modern form of poetry. Listen to the clever rhymes!

[TheWiseSwan]

Three words: NOMNOMNOM.

[AngelicPegasus]

And that's the sad, sad story of how America turned obese.

[toddcasse]

Those kids are fuuuucked pancreas-wise. Just hopped on a train to Diabeetus Junction!!!

[japaneseeraserfan18]

did any one notice that when they where saying store bought cookies one was still a big cooking

[SpockLover27]

Sigh... I really think I'm going to be sick after watching that... D:

[lovehorrormovies10]

so...its a cake

[SpockLover27]

@lovehorrormovies10 Well no it is a big cookie, it said cookie filling after all... But who cares? I like the small "lame" store bought cookies... :P

[cyborgtroy]

TAAAAAAAANK

[Sabrinaissmarticle]

Big top products: an easy, fun way to get diabetes

[MrSchmupps]

That's no cookie...it's a cake!

[tacostotherescue126]

yay!!! We get to eat even more crap that will give us all heart attacks!!!!!!!!!1

[Pittytilly]

imagine how much frosting you need

[countsmegula]

Maybe I can serve my Big Top Cookie with my Big Top Cake and Big Top Donut?

*Weird looks*

What? They're 25x bigger!

[cgsilverscreen2020]

even my 5 year old cousin thought that this was dumb

[gabrielajocson]

This is why there is such thing as obesity - A -

[HTFsplendid]

i made you a big top cookie...

...but i eated it