I find it odd that while we have all kinds of days commemorating all kinds of great people, MLK Day, Washington Day, President's day, Columbus Day, when it comes time to celebrate the coming of the Greatest in history, ever, not to mention His coming by 300+ Old Testament, Hebrew prophecies validating Him as God's designated Son and Savior, some people get all bent out of shape. The problem is with them. John the Apostle of Love in the New Testament calls them Antichrists and sadly many are Jews
"His name is Santie Clause and he cracks beer with a horse whip, breaks into peoples houses, drinks rum and egg nog and looks like Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazard end of story!" Haha i love it!
If you think about it, Christmas is a non-denominational holiday. Even though it celebrates Jesus' birthday, it also represents goodwill to all men. But still, it's mainly for Christians.
Funniest and sad part of this is that it's true. There's people in every religion with a pole so far up their asses that they have to be offended by everything that doesn't cater to them.
Anyone hear that "christmas tree" is offensive and must now be a "holiday tree"? Anyone know a goddamn religion other than Christmas that USES a fucking decorated tree? No. It's a CHRISTMAS tree for god's sake and anyone who's offended by that can have a "holiday tree" shoved up their ass.
@LowerContrasting Yeah, I realize that now. Pardon my act-before-thinking, I tend to try and avoid that ^^'
I retract what I said in that little rant except that I, and many others will still call it what we please and to the Christian Hell with anyone who gets offended by that.
@TheAyeBayBabe *God's. And don't tell me that I'm using the lord's name in vain or that I don't believe my own words. I am not a Christian, but celebrate Christmas because it's become more of a social holiday than a religious affair, and stem from a Christian family. That said, I've recently become Asatru, so I celebrate Yule, the original Christmas tradition.
Happy Birthday Jesus. I don't care if some whoever they are people are offended, I'll still confess you before men because then I know you will confess me before your Father in heaven, and that means more than all the acolades of the world.
@flyspeckcafe It's still kind of annoying to see people sign cards "Merry X-mas" It's like, "What? Too lazy to write five more letters?" Sometimes a short form is utterly pointless and because not many out there actually know that the 'X' is supposed to be a Greek symbol, it's very easily misinterpreted as the letter 'X' and makes people look like lazy pricks.
@goharlan I STRONGLY AGREE !! Whoever is calling it "x-mas" has some problems and they need to get right with God . I just hope they relize that before it's too late !
@goharlan Actualy, Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus. Its just another thing Christians copied the orignal winter holiday was the winter solstice.. Christmas is just another twisted version.
@PurpleDinosaursable Actually Christmas has everything to do with Jesus. For a Christian Christmas is the celebration of the birth of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ. Hence the word "Christ"mas. Now, winter solstice may happen about the same time but there is a difference. Notice the spelling of the words winter solstice they are nothing like the word "Christmas". The legal holiday in which we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ is known as "CHRIST"mas. So Merry "CHRIST"mas to you.
@goharlan I would like to point out that yes it is the time of the year that we celebrate his birth but it is most likely not when his birth actually occurred... it is however around the time that the wise men arrived bringing him gifts.... hence why we exchange gifts and pleasantries with one another
@goharlan actually christmas is celebrated when it is because of the solstice. there is no way to tell when jesus was actually born. some christian holidays were celebrated near pagan ones to make conversion easier. and many of the "christmas" traditions are really pagan ones. of course, christmas is much more commercialized now anyway. plenty of people who aren't christians celebrate it all over the world.
The meaning of Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Christ, the gift tradition as well. The tree, stocking, singing songs, ect. Were Pagan, traditions, yes.
This sounds like you would imagine a public library "To nativity scene or to not nativity scene" board meeting would sound like.
TribusCaputCanis 1 month ago
@MrVengence714 Nope, had permission.
TheIcalik 2 months ago
My english teacher showed this to us when we were making Christmas poema
TheIcalik 2 months ago
Holiday Figure was so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be...Holiday Figure.
Larry really cracks me up XD
ArmoredStone 2 months ago
280p.....we meet again.
A1CMargulis 2 months ago
Good thing JESUS wasn't meant to be politically correct.
FlowerxChildx 2 months ago
@FlowerxChildx Jesus was a,longhaired hippie who hung out with beggars and prostitutes. The rightwing would have hated him.
MrAngryindian 2 months ago
happy nonspecific holiday near the winter solstice!
carnyzzle 2 months ago
REDNECK PRIDE
Redneck3141 2 months ago
I'm guessing these jokes flew right over the kids head. What's a lady of the evening.
rmshadowolf 2 months ago
@rmshadowolf its lady of the evening instead of ho ho ho
DontTryMe023 2 months ago
@DontTryMe023 I know but what the kids know.
rmshadowolf 2 months ago
Right on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RonSafreed 2 months ago
i love larry the cable guy!(:
CountryGirl771000 2 months ago
I find it odd that while we have all kinds of days commemorating all kinds of great people, MLK Day, Washington Day, President's day, Columbus Day, when it comes time to celebrate the coming of the Greatest in history, ever, not to mention His coming by 300+ Old Testament, Hebrew prophecies validating Him as God's designated Son and Savior, some people get all bent out of shape. The problem is with them. John the Apostle of Love in the New Testament calls them Antichrists and sadly many are Jews
Dean7Co 2 months ago
@Dean7Co Jews crucified Him, too.
10horseman 2 months ago
"His name is Santie Clause and he cracks beer with a horse whip, breaks into peoples houses, drinks rum and egg nog and looks like Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazard end of story!" Haha i love it!
crazygirl1692 2 months ago 4
If you think about it, Christmas is a non-denominational holiday. Even though it celebrates Jesus' birthday, it also represents goodwill to all men. But still, it's mainly for Christians.
Boomation 2 months ago
It Must Me...Holiday Figure
ITS BLOODY SANTA CLAUS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS
CanadianWarMachine 2 months ago 5
...his name is Santie Claus, he cracks the beer bottle open with a whip, he breaks into people's houses...you got to love it!,,,
Can2053 2 months ago 2
Funniest and sad part of this is that it's true. There's people in every religion with a pole so far up their asses that they have to be offended by everything that doesn't cater to them.
Anyone hear that "christmas tree" is offensive and must now be a "holiday tree"? Anyone know a goddamn religion other than Christmas that USES a fucking decorated tree? No. It's a CHRISTMAS tree for god's sake and anyone who's offended by that can have a "holiday tree" shoved up their ass.
ArenKitsune 2 months ago 5
@ArenKitsune ~~ Um, only the many Earth-based and pagan religions from which it was appropriated.
LowerContrasting 2 months ago
@LowerContrasting Yeah, I realize that now. Pardon my act-before-thinking, I tend to try and avoid that ^^'
I retract what I said in that little rant except that I, and many others will still call it what we please and to the Christian Hell with anyone who gets offended by that.
ArenKitsune 1 month ago
@ArenKitsune well i would agree with u but since the fact ur using Gods name in vain like that i dont think u even believe what u r saying..
TheAyeBayBabe 2 months ago
@TheAyeBayBabe *God's. And don't tell me that I'm using the lord's name in vain or that I don't believe my own words. I am not a Christian, but celebrate Christmas because it's become more of a social holiday than a religious affair, and stem from a Christian family. That said, I've recently become Asatru, so I celebrate Yule, the original Christmas tradition.
ArenKitsune 1 month ago
Happy Birthday Jesus. I don't care if some whoever they are people are offended, I'll still confess you before men because then I know you will confess me before your Father in heaven, and that means more than all the acolades of the world.
Dean7Co 2 months ago 7
@Dean7Co Amen, brother! Merry Christmas and God Bless!
JAG51020 2 months ago 2
@Dean7Co your sure confident your going to heaven, i hope you are mate
razzo086 2 months ago
@girlthatrocks88 X as in Xmas is the Greek letter chi, the first letter in Christ. It's just a shorthand abbreviation, not an attempt to subvert.
flyspeckcafe 3 months ago
@flyspeckcafe It's still kind of annoying to see people sign cards "Merry X-mas" It's like, "What? Too lazy to write five more letters?" Sometimes a short form is utterly pointless and because not many out there actually know that the 'X' is supposed to be a Greek symbol, it's very easily misinterpreted as the letter 'X' and makes people look like lazy pricks.
ArenKitsune 2 months ago 2
Was this recorded with a potato?
PatchworkParamedic 3 months ago
@goharlan I STRONGLY AGREE !! Whoever is calling it "x-mas" has some problems and they need to get right with God . I just hope they relize that before it's too late !
Merry Christmas to all(:
Girlthatrocks88 3 months ago
"Holiday figure was so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be.....holiday figure." hahahaha
SarahMH7 4 months ago
Ho Ho Ho
acecombat0rules 1 year ago
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EcakCake2 1 year ago
THE KIDS R NOT ENJOYIN UR SHIT YO
TheMysticblue61 1 year ago
@TheMysticblue61 Maybe they didn't but I sure did!! Kid's don't enjoy it because all of the "CHRIST"mas is taken out of it.
goharlan 1 year ago
@goharlan Actualy, Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus. Its just another thing Christians copied the orignal winter holiday was the winter solstice.. Christmas is just another twisted version.
xoxo Merry X-Mas..... Hohoho
PurpleDinosaursable 1 year ago
@PurpleDinosaursable Actually Christmas has everything to do with Jesus. For a Christian Christmas is the celebration of the birth of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ. Hence the word "Christ"mas. Now, winter solstice may happen about the same time but there is a difference. Notice the spelling of the words winter solstice they are nothing like the word "Christmas". The legal holiday in which we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ is known as "CHRIST"mas. So Merry "CHRIST"mas to you.
goharlan 1 year ago 3
@goharlan I would like to point out that yes it is the time of the year that we celebrate his birth but it is most likely not when his birth actually occurred... it is however around the time that the wise men arrived bringing him gifts.... hence why we exchange gifts and pleasantries with one another
vgirl120592 1 year ago
@goharlan actually christmas is celebrated when it is because of the solstice. there is no way to tell when jesus was actually born. some christian holidays were celebrated near pagan ones to make conversion easier. and many of the "christmas" traditions are really pagan ones. of course, christmas is much more commercialized now anyway. plenty of people who aren't christians celebrate it all over the world.
akunekaito 2 months ago 3
@PurpleDinosaursable
The meaning of Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Christ, the gift tradition as well. The tree, stocking, singing songs, ect. Were Pagan, traditions, yes.
sherman614 2 months ago
THE KIDS R NOT ENJOYIN UR SHIT YO
TheMysticblue61 1 year ago
Lady of the evening lady of the evening lady of the evening. What the hell se can't even say ho ho ho anymore!
BieberFever4 1 year ago
happy non-denominational winter holiday everyone, don't violate any sound-ordinance levels.
THEPANTSWEREDEAD 2 years ago 39
@THEPANTSWEREDEAD
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ShadTheCrazed 1 year ago
lmfao!! u ever ssen bad santa?? dam that is absolutly hilarous!!!
fouurnall 2 years ago
RIT R' DONE!!!
jpm1316 2 years ago
rit er done....its git er done.noob
Xepicsk8er 2 years ago
lol
jpm1316 2 years ago
i knew in a moment it must be.........holiday figure...
chucknorrisfrek007 3 years ago 3
lol thats some funny shit
stopmotionguy39 3 years ago
Merry Christmas
From: Holiday Figure
poniesrule360 3 years ago
@poniesrule360
OGM DAT INSULTS ME I ONLY CLEBRAT HANUKKER
(No offense to anyone who does celebrate Hanukkah.)
ShadTheCrazed 1 year ago
I luv it!!!!!!!"lady of the evening" yeah well ho,ho,ho, to all of ya and a great x-mas
aylathewolf92 3 years ago 18
he he he sweeeeeeeet!!!
0sjvla 3 years ago
Political Correctness: Evil!
IAMASTRONGMAN 3 years ago 3
"...and he laughed "Lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening."
simiantelligent 4 years ago 3