The best of Black Books

[bilbob1726]

@kristopherpistole No thanks

[kristopherpistole]

like if nostalgia critic brought you here

[VeryBlueberrry]

haha, the cooking at the end XD

[Bmp1112]

Seriously one of the best comedies ever created!

[lethelweapon5]

It sucks how dumb American sitcoms go on 4 ages but brilliant comedys like black books and black adder only go on for 3 or 4 series. (not that I have anything against American shows I just think that English humers funnier)

[SimstarFish]

@lethelweapon5 I like english humers too :) Considering you almost spelled Humor (Humour:British) the american way of spelling it, but you spelled it in your language........ :p

[Livi195]

number three is my fave and also the only one i remember from the tv!

[SovereignXI]

this is the best show ever another season wouldnt hurt but i suppose its better to end it while it still packs a punch rather than rape it like some other shows(south park)

[xarissolidus]

@SovereignXI yeah i totally aggree about the raping

[alexy7207]

I managed to watch every Black Books episode tonight. Darn you youtube for keeping me awake.

[irkofan]

BERN

[Lemonperppermint]

I love the show!

[HLandEM]

best tv show. ever.

[MoonchildOfDarkness]

Have you got the lobsters? *DOUCHE!!!* Put 'em in the pot.

[ShredderShaun]

Oh look, you've popped out

[ShredderShaun]

NOOOO NOOOO NOOOOO! AWFUL! BILGE! CHILD POISON! You stay away from the plot!

[AshesOfDante]

*crying* Why did you do that? You're insane...get out...

Haha that was in the episode where Bernard was reading those books on Freud and thought Manny was insane! HAHAHAA

[MrNickeh]

NOT NOT 'ANYTHING GOES' I SAID NO RULES.

[Ktulu87]

1:44 Why did you do that? you are insane  JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[oneiros666]

I feel very much like mr Black. Only fatter.

[IzzyFilmClips]

Hilarious!

[fAgalloch]

I have never ever met anyone who doesn't like Black Books.

If I ever do, they're gonna die.

[Metatality]

Anyone else want a luxury pie?

[elee2085]

haha! "oh look, you've popped out" love it! completely brilliant!! hail dylan moran!! <3

[sjnz90]

Wheres the dancing competition !

[WildBuck007]

Midnight cowboy was one of the best ones ever XD

That and the one where beard man swallows the lil book =D

[aznjenc07]

LMAO I have got to watch Black Books again

[SerasTheIncubus]

Omigods haha, I love this series xD

[haveabanana100]

for laughs search youtube: 'the xxx factor - fowl play'

[DragonDu999]

I wonder if Bernard has read the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?

If he did he would know:

"Always know where your towel is!"

such a shame black books ended so early...

[Hermann759]

nice try but the best black book still is "Free to Be Me" by Vonshtain

[aporia82]

stupid series goes for ten seasons and black books ended in three. this is cruel !

[TheThaiBaller]

@aporia82 with only 6 episodes in each too! D:

[URAGR8M8]

@aporia82 Nah it's better because every episode is awesome. Series that have 10 seasons usually have like 3 good ones, 2 average ones, and 5 terrible ones.

[OgopogoMonster]

Does anyone have a video of season 1 when Bernard calls to order more books for the shop?

[olmatenightfox]

His best friend is a panda .... NOOOOOOO NOOOO NOO!!

[Myrskism]

i love how manny sprays fungicide in bernards face..poor bernard

[TheNoCoincidence]

why dont they continue it?

[Taenaglar]

i can not believe series like black books and spaced are not broadcasted in germany.

[DragonflyGirl09]

Oww, this is so funny, my stomach hurts!

[AngeFIN]

Dylan Moran + Bill Bailey = Brilliance

[Theguitargirl97]

IT Crowd+Black Books+Big Bang....laugh yourself shitless...

[rossosnaruto]

BEST TV COMEDY! SERIOUSLY! AMAZING! HILARIOUS! THE BRITISH COMEDY WHEN IS GOOD IS JUST ABSOLUTELY AMAZING (and im not even english)

[andyrooney11]

LoL the scene where Dylan Moran coughs out a cigarette and it lands in his wine glass had to be done at least 10 times before he finally got it. Interestingly enough, he said something was funny but because it wasn't part of the script for the episode it was cut out. I recommend watching some bloopers from this show.

[goodvibesallround]

Lol how much safron did he put in.

[gluttony32]

get real, people!

i'd rather watch one second of "only fools and horses"

than this BEST OF video clip.

i'm really not spending my time talking about clips i don't like or things i hate,but this .. is .. really .. not funny.

except maybe you are in elementary,but even that is the question..

i never watched black books,but if this is best .. silence will tell you everything.

[southsydney]

@gluttony32 haters gonna hate

[gluttony32]

@southsydney ... and only fools like this

[southsydney]

@gluttony32 what happens when an unstoppable troll collides with an immovable troll? we've hit a detent

[maricimo]

"Go to a propper book shop!"

[korgothgirl]

HAHAHHA xD...

When he's eating the toast in the bathtub....

LMAO.....

[soup1in2a3shoe4]

They have nothing as funny as Black Books in Australia :(

[T0pel]

This is solid gold manny, SOLID GOLD!

[TheInfinite91]

@T0pel oh and his best friend is a Panda NOOOOOOOOONOOOOONONONONON BILGE!

[wimpylassiter2336]

thats like a thousand dollars worth of saffron....

[2205923358]

What about the "I CAN PLAY" moment? That's got to be worth a mention.

[InsightVidya]

I SAID NO RULES

[pallack1]

manny, hows it going ...good! good! meeting over

[nurzumspass]

Why the hell didn't I already watch this Series? I mean it got Dylan Moran AND Bill Bailey in one show :O

[Thisnameistaken11]

Love the second scene. Very Wallace and Gromit

[bizzzanca]

love it when he gives himself a star and then smiles in that creepy way:)

best clip

[wishwizard]

LUXURY PIE, THE FOOD OF KINGS!!!

[ebzdarkstrength]

haha! I LOVE this show

[freestylebeatz]

~ Let's just sort of go crazy, you know, no rules.

~ Yeah sort of of like anything goes

~ NO NOT ANYTHING GOES I SAID NO RULES!

one of my fav BB lines.

[AureusVenerabilis]

"Excuse me..."

"What, what?!"

"Do you have anything by Adam Phillips?"

"How would I know? Go to a proper bookshop!"

[biglooneytic]

i want some of that pie

[amadeusbrozart]

I love Bernard's accent.

[Harumikitty]

XDD "You're insane get out!! *hop hop hop*"

[777flax]

what are the episodes from 1:51 to the end?

[Soccerpersonz10]

@777flax 1. Season 3 episode 2,

2. Season 3 episode 3 (Moo Ma, Moo Pa)

3. Season 2, episode 4 (I think) (Family)

4. Same as above.

[777flax]

awesome, thanks!

[Goonatron]

I love that "Why did you do that"

[TJTerry101]

I'm in pain from laughing at that. xD

[MouseyMouse92]

@Goonatron What episode is that from? :O

[Goonatron]

IT CROWD, BLACK BOOKS and Green wing - LOL

[gangeleye]

@Goonatron i watched 2 of them, and will watch the 3rd one

[MastaSplintah]

Just finished The IT Crowd and Black Books....

Now I check out Spaced, Green Wing and Nathan Barley

I gotta import all my Britcoms.

Here in germany they don't know what great humor is.

[simrr]

@MastaSplintah

Oh yes some of us Germans know... some...

We're the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around :)

Big Bang Theory und How I Met Your Mother schau ich nur auf Englisch, only in English...

[schr75]

Have you tried Bottom or the New statesman?

Just suggestions, but I think you´re gonna like them.

[gavincrishan]

@MastaSplintah

Recht hast du! Noch nicht mal, wenn es sie in den Hintern beissen würde...

[Raewi]

@MastaSplintah Same in Denmark, although Green Wing was broadcasted on TV :p

[CommanderPayne]

@MastaSplintah

Don't forget Peep show!

[medlin85]

@MastaSplintah wow great list it crowd was great and spaced was amazing most people in the us dont know good comedy like these shows

[ElTresDeMayo1808]

@MastaSplintah Hey it's me Masta Splintah.. Meanwhile I watched Green Wing but not Spaced and Nathan barley.

I was busy with big bang theory (greater than I thought), lost, the sopranos, extras (that was so hilarious) & the office.

next will be battlestar galactica & some britcom... probably spaced.

Still nothing has changed in germany.

Tv is shit. Especially comedy.

[Cujo11]

@MastaSplintah you should definitely try How Not to Live Your Life ! :)

[southsydney]

@MastaSplintah after trying to take their land i suppose their jokes is the next best thing

[badcompanyization]

@MastaSplintah Blackadder?

[ElTresDeMayo1808]

@MastaSplintah

It is me... Mastasplintah.

I've seen a lot since then.

Charlie Brooker, Monty Pyton, all dylan moran dvds. great stuff.

The film BIG NOTHING became one of my favorites of all time.

Still germany is a corpse for good tele.

"Germany is a toilet" - Dylan -The funniest man ever- Moran :D

[dzajarocker]

@ElTresDeMayo1808 heheh,germany is maybe a corpse for good television but they have awesome metal bands like rammstein and oomph! xd :)

[JacksRectum]

@MastaSplintah

Du solltest dir "The Office" ansehen.

[bierrollerful]

@MastaSplintah

still missing in your list: Father Ted, Fools & Horses, Peep Show, 15 Storeys High, Red Dwarf ?

[AdamsTeinz]

@MastaSplintah The whole continental Europe is fucked.

[hugotheswe]

@MastaSplintah Like in america then

[ericcartmansh]

@MastaSplintah any other recommended shows? One that I have seen and loved is the peep show.

[xinsectoxurbanox]

@MastaSplintah I feel you, I'm in the states.. i'm way more into cruel comedy.. nobody like the Brits to do just that

[TheEnviroFriend]

@MastaSplintah i love germany, but i have to agree. i'm moving there in a year or 2, i hope you guys have BBC in deutschland.

in america most of our tv is shit too, the only show we have that is as good as british comedy is "it's always sunny in philadelpha", it is a lot like black books, charlie is just like a retarded version of bernard.

you also haven't seen british comedy until you have watched monty python.

[MegaLovelyDuckling]

@MastaSplintah May I suggest a few - Grandma's House, Jonathan Creek, Gareth Marenghi's Dark Place (Never heard of Green Wing, will be sure to check it. Nathan Barley is amazing.)

[smaakjeks]

@MastaSplintah

Have you checked out Mongrels? Another great British comedy show. Season 2 starts this fall.

[rise54321]

Couldn't agree more darkprose, exact same here. BRILLIANT!!! Wish there was a fourth series but will just have to deal with my love of the three.

[darkprose]

The whole show is on Hulu right now. I had never seen it before, then I watched the whole thing (it's only 18 episodes or so) and it immediately became one of my favorite shows. Brilliant. Thanks for posting -- these are great moments.

[tommyvw]

drizzle it!

[etad987]

ok so lets just bounce come ideas around, no rules

yeah yeah sort of anything goes

NO! NOT anything goes i said no rules!

[kitki91]

Had both series on dvd but lost em'....wat a bummer

[youlovemaryjane]

all 3 seasons are on dvd for 15 quid at hmv :)

[kitki91]

Yea thankfully my sister bought it last week and i spent the whole day watchin lol :-)

[curlisintechnicolor]

1:20 to 1:52. best sequence!

[theGoldenAgeOfBoredo]

hehe true,true

what ep is it in?

[bajeebas847UK]

The best quote from this show is when Manny's workin in the bookshop next door, and Simon Pegg's his boss and he says,

HEY!terrific a friend of Mannys!"

[LoPan99]

Yes! I love that part.

[Eleanorigby1]

"His best friend is a panda!"

"NOOOOO! NO! Child's poison! You... you stay away from the story!"

[Khol101]

1:12

[lorehal]

I LOVE the part from 1:13 !!! It's so awesome

[Koenig1980]

Can anyone post a link to the scene where Fran gives up on smoking and does Yoga - there is an exchange between her and Bernard where he says something about drinking 12 bottles of cheap piss and smoking 400 cigarettes and being in heaven?

[BernardBlackBooks]

That was when i said "from that first glass of coffee with a cigarette in the morning to that 400th glass of corner shop piss at 3 am"

I am Bernard Black, it's me on Youtube

[RatafakTehPlachta]

koenig - best scene in black books :D

[ArcolaBridge]

i remember that lmao

[redrosella]

NOOO NOOO NOOOO hahahaha

[LooLitka8]

BB 4ever =D

[tacoshitter]

luxery pie ftw

[BernardBlackBooks]

IT WAS MY CREATION, DON'T TEASE IT, it had lobsters, truffles, caviar, champagne, safron, and parsley, dont tease it

It's me Bernard Black on Youtube

[flaminia5]

No rules? haha

[rufkate2]

I have such a big crush on Dylan... drizzle it, drizzle it....

[MissVampgirl]

lol same :D

[dante4live]

you bastard, almost got me. Too bad the other guys didn't like it too much, hence the 12 thumbs down.

[IrishN00B]

Now it's 15. I've gotta say I laughed my ass off before I realised it was a joke. :D

[tacoshitter]

rofl every 1 proly marked u down cause they didnt read the psyche part ^^

[Donutron]

haha sorry...i marked you down. i did read the psyche bit though. i marked you down cos you scared me. haha

[lorehal]

heheh rated you thumb up!

[Knurlanheim]

DRIZZLE IT DRIZZLE IT

[jazminbianca]

"they all drink lemonade....THE END!"

[Twilightloverization]

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this

no no no that makes me crinch!

[Finwaell]

great moments, but there are many many equal and perhaps few better ones :P

[UltimatePinkPanther]

0:19, i saw that ep today XD

[IrishN00B]

Hilarious when he starts crying! "Why did you do that?"

[PingoDK86]

"His best friend is a Panda!"

"NOOOOO NOOO NOOOO!"

[soyoungful]

KOOOOOL

[TwistedcautioN]

what about turn right at the dead badger and if you can clean an oven you can clean me...

[ZombieNaziMcFlurry]

don't forget I'm a prostitute robot from the future

[Stewie4guvna]

They aren't series 2. But those are classic.

[smeky123]

one of the best sikcoms i ve ever seen.... it can compete only with It crowd... absolutely perfect

[GenusMus]

why did you doo that? oooh, youre insane.. get out..

apocalyptic quote.. perfect..

[yodelifyoucan]

genius indeed

[xAPiratesLifeForMe]

1:44 is genius!

[silvertallow]

"Why did you do that?" :'(

[ryuketsu2043]

Black Books is some of the best

[cerejeking]

coool

[hommie25]

legendary :D

[bizzzanca]

5:20 is the best bit ever

i luv it so much

[Daemonhero]

on the deleted scenes it's so funny watching dylan moran trying to cough the cigarette into the wine

[kpear59]

its so funny how he draws all over the board- NO NO NO!

dylan moran is always funny

[doyouthinkicare444]

oh look youve popped out

[07TonzPau]

Beard seeking missile =)

[luckyyynumber13]

LUXURY PIE! THE FOOD OF KINGS!

[joSSka]

Drizzle it!drizzle it!

fucking awesome! XDDDD

[GotForGimmick]

Between 1:25 and 1:51 is the best thing ever.

The way he says "Why did you do that?" cracks me up so hard.

[tsuzukusekai]

how would i know? go to a proper bookshop!

[NaotaNeko]

5:10 - 5:23 is probably my favorite part of that episode.

[BiggestNBFan]

NO NOT ANYTHING GOES I SAID NO RULES!

[hoosierholic]

brilliant vid but shame it didn't have anything with evan (simon pegg)

[johnfrusciantenumba1]

yes i agree! like the first ep of season 3: "I'M REALLY ANGRY NOW!!!"

[aligator3blink182]

with simon pegg?

[johnfrusciantenumba1]

yeah, simon pegg was in one ep where he was the owner of goliath books, the rival store. so funny. then again, there has never been a black books ep where i haven't cried from laughing so hard!

[ElliTheDrow]

Drizzle it, Drizzle it!!

[SakitoHalcali]

Hilarious lol

[MarcusHahnemann]

Lon-don Pigeo-n

[lahalane]

Why did you do that? Best delivery ever

[PlasticMakesPerfect]

Bernard is god with a malboro cigarette.