Since this is dubbed, is he really saying "Merlin" when he calls for help? I can't tell with the beard. Or is this a case like "Maciste" who is called Hercules in Hercules Against the Moon Men.
Dude, WTF? Merlin just popped right the hell out of no where. Damn this movie sucks. At least the MST3K boys were able to make it watchable, I don't think I could sit through it without their help.
Pedro always reminds me somehow of Noah Dietrich in the Howard Hughes biopics. When things get confusing he seems to be the really calm character in the group!
@Unwyze I don't know why YouTube did that. Each part I saved the same way, and in the highest quality I could get it. YouTube is rather buggy at times, I did do a test where I uploaded the same video three times and got different qualities.
I foresee a Super Friends group led by Santa and Merlin... I think there's room for the likes of Hercules, Xena: Warrior Princess, Paul Bunyan, Robin Hood... the possibilities are endless!
Oh-kay...that scene at the beginning isn't funny at all. That's just fucking retarded. But who am I kidding, this whole movie is and that's why it's on MST3k in the first place. lol
So, i don't get it: Does this whole thing between the devil and santa happen every year? He's only done 2 houses so far, and by movie time, its already taken him a few hours. This movie has certain flaws...
MERLIN?? What in the name of all that is Christmas is MERLIN doing in this movie?? I don't think I have ever had such a hard time forcing myself to sit through a MST film. This is dreadfully creepy and awful. I can't even root for the bad guy because he's just too pathetic.
I was just about to type something exactly like that, but you've done it justice. It is so hard to keep watching this, it just doesn't make any sense.
Am I the only one who thinks Merlin is just adorable? Check out 2:55 when Merlin hobbles in singing the theme to "The Lone Ranger." I don't know why I think he's cute, but he could give Lupita a run for her money!
Geez, homeboy at 0:34 is too big a coward to go outside with a 357 in his hand. No wonder his wife makes him sleep in a seperate bed. Grow a pair. lol.
I don't get it. Pitch exists on some other plane of existence, but Santa is just some regular human, despite the Bond-like gadgets and flying reindeer.
Santa is the one being I would trust to be a benevolent ruler. Still, I hesitate to put my faith in the fact that Santa is the only thing between the entire earth and everlasting torment. Unless he were really really strong and could shoot lightning bolts out of his eyes.
The little girl is Pitbull's favorite character, because she loves DALLE !!!
danagirl23 2 months ago
Since this is dubbed, is he really saying "Merlin" when he calls for help? I can't tell with the beard. Or is this a case like "Maciste" who is called Hercules in Hercules Against the Moon Men.
ChaoticYak 2 months ago
"That's a tough driveway to negotiate there."
DickieAnginson 2 months ago
Dude, WTF? Merlin just popped right the hell out of no where. Damn this movie sucks. At least the MST3K boys were able to make it watchable, I don't think I could sit through it without their help.
Silverhyenaart 2 months ago
@Silverhyenaart LOL - it's like Santa's castle is really just a retirement home for old elves.
CopyboyVideo 2 months ago
@Silverhyenaart Apparently showed up earlier in one of the scenes dropped for the MST episode
FigmentJedi 2 months ago
Pedro always reminds me somehow of Noah Dietrich in the Howard Hughes biopics. When things get confusing he seems to be the really calm character in the group!
Oppeldeldoc1 2 months ago
Where the fuck did Merlin come from?
Pilsnerp1c 3 months ago
@Pilsnerp1c A deleted scene where he comes out of nowhere to give Santa magic stuff. So yeah, not really an improvement.
Tareltonlives 2 months ago
"Diahrrea is like a storm raging outside your home." Thats when i busted out laughing
handofomega88 3 months ago
"It's Juan, the Maytag repairman-o!"
RainshadowDesert 4 months ago
That guy needs to quit swinging that pistol around. He's making me nervous.
livinintwilightzone 4 months ago
@livinintwilightzone If you'll look, even the little kid (His son, I presume) has a gun!
Adamguy2003 2 months ago
One of the best episodes ever! This movie is so unbelievably god-awful.
filmflim 6 months ago 2
Oh check it Pitch disliked this video. What a hobag.
TravisWasntAvailable 8 months ago 2
I wonder why some of these clips are in 480p while others are in 360p. Not that I can tell the difference.
Unwyze 8 months ago
@Unwyze I don't know why YouTube did that. Each part I saved the same way, and in the highest quality I could get it. YouTube is rather buggy at times, I did do a test where I uploaded the same video three times and got different qualities.
TheMentalcase 8 months ago
@MrColdComfort
he's taking it like a bitch from saddam! lol
wrightylee1982 8 months ago
6:08 Hosni Mubarak!
skinlessboy 8 months ago 3
Pitch getting pneumonia? I hate to be picky but I don't think demons or angels can catch human diseases.
889654 10 months ago
But Santa oppresses the proletariat!
LliamSantino 11 months ago 2
I foresee a Super Friends group led by Santa and Merlin... I think there's room for the likes of Hercules, Xena: Warrior Princess, Paul Bunyan, Robin Hood... the possibilities are endless!
DMCdawg 11 months ago 3
"Snap it up, Leon Russell!"
eldiablorojos 11 months ago
@MrColdComfort Corrupting bread salesmen.
doodstormer 11 months ago 2
How will Pitch rule the Earth if Santa is dead? Also, why the Hell is Merlin in this movie?!
Rubberman202 1 year ago 2
This guy trained the king of England?
NYG4LIFE123 1 year ago 3
Merlin must have Torgo's knees XD
alexiaNBC 1 year ago
Crow: "Ever since Walter Brennan went camp, it's been all downhill."
Did i forget to remind all our MST3K fans on how cloyingly cute Lupita is?
TimelordR 1 year ago 2
Oh, Rob!
Theburn77 1 year ago 2
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You are poor!
unrooolie 1 year ago
Cosmic battle! sitcom antics!
1:30 Okay, that image itself is pretty funny.
Tareltonlives 1 year ago
That girl who plays Lupita's english voice is pitiful.
nagaking07 1 year ago 5
I think Merlin is Santa's lover.
Wyrmwould 1 year ago
@Wyrmwould That would still be less surreal than anything else in this movie
Tareltonlives 1 year ago
:14 to :43- the husband's a major pussy, isn't he?
dwalex97209 1 year ago 3
that little girl is suffocatingly cute
loverboyz901 1 year ago 4
If you think about it, Satan won. Santa was only able to visit a handful of houses in Mexico City that night.
Tasera783 1 year ago
{3:21}"Uhhh....in my magical shop of,uh,mystical wonders?"
ctdsnark 1 year ago
Oh-kay...that scene at the beginning isn't funny at all. That's just fucking retarded. But who am I kidding, this whole movie is and that's why it's on MST3k in the first place. lol
["Mama, mama!"]
"We must rise up against the bourgeoisie!"
"But Santa oppresses the Pro-Le-Tari-At!"
"Nevermind, it's too late, the dog got him."
"This is definitely Santa scat."
RavnDream 1 year ago 2
Santa vs the devil... Its like End of Days Christmas version... Only stupider than it already sounds.
fads90 1 year ago 3
diarhhea is like a storm raging outside your home
CodeDarkBlue 1 year ago
Snap it up, Leon Russell!
Applemask 1 year ago
"This guy trained the King of England?"
WoundedWolfgirl 1 year ago 3
Merlin! Send me a Pick-Me-Up Bouquet!
(Mitchell!)
doomfeather 1 year ago
I can't remember the last time that Santa and Merlin joined forces... must have been back in Nam.
joaquindemancha 1 year ago 17
"Diarrhea is like a storm raging outside your home."
634devil 1 year ago
i like hawaiian pizza to
johnny13r 1 year ago
does the devil lose his flavor on the bedpost overnight?
also merlin hangs with the devil and santa caluse, ergo meriln has a possie
Montork 1 year ago
Guns! Murder! Evil! Santa! Not a creature will stir THIS
Christmas...Rated R.
CosmosFever 1 year ago 3
"Mama! Mama!"
I must rise up against the bourgeoisie!
But Santa oppresses the proletariat!
ChaoticYak 1 year ago 15
So, Exactly when did Santa and Merlin move in together with a bunch of multicultural kids?
And their job is to fight the devil? Sounds just a little hokey to me but whatever...
And WHERE exactly is MRS Clause? hmmm.....
jec444 2 years ago 5
@jec444 apparently, gay adoption has been legal in Mexico for a good while now. Who knew?
vandam840 1 year ago
...you are poor!
Banminator 2 years ago
So, i don't get it: Does this whole thing between the devil and santa happen every year? He's only done 2 houses so far, and by movie time, its already taken him a few hours. This movie has certain flaws...
snikt2k10 2 years ago 8
MERLIN?? What in the name of all that is Christmas is MERLIN doing in this movie?? I don't think I have ever had such a hard time forcing myself to sit through a MST film. This is dreadfully creepy and awful. I can't even root for the bad guy because he's just too pathetic.
ElveeKaye 2 years ago 8
I was just about to type something exactly like that, but you've done it justice. It is so hard to keep watching this, it just doesn't make any sense.
poolygirl13 2 years ago
@ElveeKaye So, lesson learned; never drink the water OR the eggnog in Mexico
ShyriaDracnoir 1 year ago 7
@ElveeKaye He's just trying to earn some startup capital to open his Shop of Mystical Wonders.
Kahran042 1 year ago 9
@Kahran042 And the toys that didn't get delivered (i.e. a cymbal-banging monkey) comprised his first merchandise.
snipetracker 1 year ago
"You must have had Mexican food for dinner."
superspiderspy 2 years ago 4
I love the fearful husband, El Don Knottso!
Hilarious!
jec444 2 years ago 2
"But Santa oppresses the proletariat."
"This guy trained the King Of England?"
themightycelestial 2 years ago 5
lupitas mother was the best actor in the movie
torie89 2 years ago 6
Am I the only one who thinks Merlin is just adorable? Check out 2:55 when Merlin hobbles in singing the theme to "The Lone Ranger." I don't know why I think he's cute, but he could give Lupita a run for her money!
annthebold 2 years ago 2
Santa: I've dropped the Flower to Disappear!
Mike: (as Merlin) Oh, GOOD one, Santa!
LightDeoxys 2 years ago 4
The Holy Trinity: Christ, Santa and Merlin
JRaygor 2 years ago 6
1:47. Listen to the firefighter's voice. Evidently the narrator doubles as a 911 operator.
Triceratops916 2 years ago
Geez, homeboy at 0:34 is too big a coward to go outside with a 357 in his hand. No wonder his wife makes him sleep in a seperate bed. Grow a pair. lol.
demboys18 2 years ago 3
"This guy trained the king of England?"
Adamguy2003 2 years ago 3
I don't get it. Pitch exists on some other plane of existence, but Santa is just some regular human, despite the Bond-like gadgets and flying reindeer.
EternalGuardian07 2 years ago 3
Wait, so by killing Santa, Pitch will rule the Earth.
...so Santa rules the world to begin with?! Scary.
DivisibleByWaffle 2 years ago 7
Santa is the one being I would trust to be a benevolent ruler. Still, I hesitate to put my faith in the fact that Santa is the only thing between the entire earth and everlasting torment. Unless he were really really strong and could shoot lightning bolts out of his eyes.
uglyengineer 2 years ago 2
Devil with the dance belt dance belt dance belt devil with the dance belt on
The Turtle called Gamera is attacking the city
Adamgontierfan19 2 years ago
"I sat at the bar all Christmas Eve and not one job offer."
cmrisinger 2 years ago 4
Too much Mad Dog, that's what did it.
tarlcabot18 2 years ago
"In the w/ bad air, out w/ the good!"
"Hello! I'm looking for Amanda Hug."
"I'm in control now, right after weewees."
"So he is gonna try to breed the dog?"
"Well, he was here alright. This is definitely Santa scat."
"Diarrhea is like a storm raging outside your home."
ManaAdvent 2 years ago
Can someone explain that 'I'm ordering a Hawaiian pizza' joke?
uruseiranma 2 years ago
Everyone hates Hawaiian pizza, ergo the devil orders one.
Applemask 2 years ago
But I like Hawaiian pizza... Does that mean I'm evil?
TheMentalcase 2 years ago 8
I don't mind it either, but the general consensus is that it's the worst thing anyone has ever invented.
Applemask 2 years ago
Yeah! Ditto! I LOVE HAWAIIAN PIZZA!
MsSpukiKat1975 2 years ago 2
@Applemask and Hawaiian pizza isnt kosher, and the devil is the opposite of God, so he would be the opposite of kosher!! lol i dunno :)
akje93 1 year ago
@Applemask I guess that makes me EVIL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I also put ketchup on hotdogs! I'm SOOOOO EVIL!
Tareltonlives 6 months ago
@Tareltonlives You can put ketchup on a hot dog, just not a Chicago one.
Applemask 6 months ago
EVISCERATE THE PROLETARIAT!!!
zerodragon9 2 years ago
"Mama mama!"
I must revolt against the bourgeoisie!
DrGregoryHouseIT 2 years ago 3
Why does the devil wear short-shorts?
"But Santa oppresses the proletariat!"
"This guy trained the King of England?"
buffypython 2 years ago 3
I never knew Santa was our last and only bulwark against the eternal corruption of Satan.
bowiehero 2 years ago 6
this guy trained the king of England??
hahaha
desertrose777 2 years ago 4
Narrator: They'll surely find Santa!
Policeman: Nothing in sight.
Crow: (as policeman) We surely can't find Santa!
ShinyRayquaza2 2 years ago 4
*police cars arrive*
Servo: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World!
ShinyRayquaza2 2 years ago
Crow: *sings* Does the Devil lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
ShinyRayquaza2 2 years ago 5
Someone should make a movie in which Lupita grows up to become a great revolutionary, fighting for the rights of girls everywhere to have dolls.
0okamino 2 years ago 8
A doll in every hand or a cap in every ass.
SpeedForce25 2 years ago 33
Crow: Ha ha ha ha ha- I don't get it.
ShinyRayquaza2 2 years ago
"That serves him right, the old troublemaker! He'll probably catch pneumonia. But he asked for it!"
Subtlety, thy name is narrator.
qwertyuiop726 2 years ago 39
Never mind, it's too late. The dog got him.
ShinyRayquaza2 2 years ago 3
"It's a hot wheels cat!"
FerraTiKarynaNeil 2 years ago 3
I laugh hard every time Merlin says "Santaa Claaaauusss."
Merlin: "There's no time to go to his rescue."
Crow: "I'm old, you see."
Merlin: "Mad dog, Maaddd doogg!"
Servo: "Too much mad dog; that's what did it."
Merlin: *endless rambling*
Crow: "Never mind, it's too late! The dog got him!"
FerraTiKarynaNeil 2 years ago 3
The turtle called Gamera is about to attack the city.
ShinyRayquaza2 3 years ago 10
@ShinyRayquaza2 Did you know that Gamera is friend to all children?
sillygrl23 2 years ago
"why doesn't santa give him another leg" lol
ChappaMan17 3 years ago 4
"I'm in control now...right after wee-wees!'
God, they are vicious to this movie!
tajavi 3 years ago 8
As they should be...
livinintwilightzone 2 years ago 6
"GOOD ONE, Santa!"
"This guy trained the king of England?" This movie has to feature the most inept mythological figures ever.
"Don't make me laugh, Santa!"
Tareltonlives 3 years ago 11