Spank Bank

[Woosee1]

bio exam or college humor...

[Wires1994]

should be wank bank

[WolfSpartan1]

So, is he raping or stealing?

[HeavyMetal469]

what kind of loans are they giving out? and whats the interest rate?

[hotgirlsarehot]

LMAO, I thought it was Jake Gyllenhaal at the Spank Bank at 1:05

[edixied]

So josh = alcohol?

[OchitosBuritos]

@imeowatmeowmeow Al Cohol

[NotATubeSurfer]

Are these the same guys that get shot in the 5sf leaving the bank in the film 'Bankjob'? I'd like to think so.

[Blackopsgirl82]

My science teachers name is Jennifer Harrison..... o.O

[Bobstew68]

@Blackopsgirl82 Does she have huge-ass titties?

[Blackopsgirl82]

@Bobstew68 yea.. o.0

[Bobstew68]

@Blackopsgirl82 Had a hunch.

[fastwolf98]

alright. this is my last college humor video and im going 2 bed. right after the next one...

[loveranime199514]

okay, so did anyone else notice the '# 1 dad' mug on the loan managers desk?

[TheRedfire555]

Alcohol!!! lol

[dontask996]

There's a BIG moral in this video.

[dominoEffect23]

@xWarmongarx

/watch?v=SH1Ld2tu1n0

[TheTrolliosis]

@xWarmongarx its all good.. i've got some sponsored videos right here

[FredrickPancake]

@xWarmongarx

Hold on let me send you a link to a newer college humor video....

[videonik300]

@xWarmongarx type in = 3

[darkpyro75]

@xWarmongarx well you could look at the vids theyre making now these days

[s3xygirl143]

@xWarmongarx i feel your pain

[MrSassafrass1337]

@xWarmongarx One week ago? Mother of god he's surely dead.

[xWarmongarx]

@MrSassafrass1337 no i have only one bottle of water and a half of a twix bar. I have been able to survive by killing others who have happened across this video and eating them. I spared you because i had just eaten a man who laughed so hard i was able to sneak up behind him and hog tie him.

[2011BoNeY]

I love it when a college humour video is too clever for its subs

[liquidsnakeckw]

when i first see it, i though it say sperm bank. LOL

[xRavenOfShadowx]

Wow the dog do-er looks sooo much like a young Mel Gibson!

[emawerna]

I politely disagree, if I may. The Recession affects deposits of this bank due to the "no money, no honey" correlation first postulated in a work by professor Beck Hansen.

[o48Mike]

Should have called him the cockblock. Stealing everyone's desposits

[MrFireslash6]

the robber was a regular depositor.... until he took an arrow to the knee

[dawnofmonkey]

@MrFireslash6 shut up

[chris77777778]

college humor is the best :D

[Dynamitepie1]

1:17 "heh heh howd that get in there thats not mine!" So he fucked a dog?

[MancakeProductions]

@Dynamitepie1 yes.

[JDaveD]

has no one else thought that the robbers were wearing condoms on their heads?... "like HUGE ass titties" FTW

[Hamarin123456789]

too deep for me.

Dislike

[DepressionKillz]

@Hamarin123456789 not what u said last night

[Mr0Beast]

@Hamarin123456789 thats what she said

[CelloJello555]

Alcohol! Bahahaha!

[Lathox]

Alcohol? Really?

[MrMartin6312]

didnt get this until i read the top comments

[BossPanzer]

I always love when alcohol robs me.

[Snowflakeify98]

Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

I’m on a desktop

[Nonizsportz12]

"they call him...ALCOHOL" rofl!!!

[DrallimerProductions]

Hahahahaha!

[pitthepwner]

i thought the spank bank was a sperm bank....i have shamed my penis

[246buthead]

Why is alcohol wearing a condom?

[TheRealScaraban]

Why do people keep saying it's only people they had sex with? It's the Spank Bank, do you guys only masturbate to people you have already slept with? I need variety.

[Erivah]

I didn't get this until I read the top comment....

[redfatcrystal11]

my spank bank is robbed so many times by my bro

[on12nite]

@redfatcrystal11 that just dont sound right.hahaha so when ur doin ur thing ur bro comes and starts thinking what ur thinking or somthing like that?explain.haha

[redfatcrystal11]

@on12nite No i mean by like he fucking hurts me till i say what boobs or anything i saw and then force feeds me lichor idk how to spell it

[supergunman13]

@Severepwner so, is fuck loud or quiet?

[Severepwner]

I hate it when the ad is loud as fuck, and the actual video is quiet as fuck.

[SuperUltraNinja1]

Thanks to the two top comments i get this video......

[5959512]

`women live in a false reality. they have no idea that all guys masterbate.....and have a spank bank

[gyConnor98]

Oooooohhhh I get it now...

I'm on coke!

[tofuwarriorsam]

Put it in the boxx

[iChezFx]

It is amazing! I understood the whole video :D

[ok2431]

Where can this bank located?

[crazyforcod]

Wow i just realized how young kids are when they get exposed to sex nice youtube

[TheFisherdude22]

Im 12 what is this?

[13aLeY]

@TheFisherdude22

Age:

32

Why don't you have a seat over there?



[TheFisherdude22]

@13aLeY your a fucking idiot

[gleekerschu13]

I don't get it .....

[imeowatmeowmeow]

They call him..... Alcohol!

[xenophobiaist]

i finally get it now their putting memories of all the girls they fucked into a bank. And when you get wasted and fuck a chick you dont remember it i totaly get it... some people call me aptain obivious...

[Capo7615]

I read the title as sperm bank

[hottiegal155]

Lmao. " They call him... Alcohol .."

[drewbarrie]

the guy with "rex" looks SO MUCH like mel gibson

[heatherannx21]

ha! i get it

[phi1s0n]

FUCKIN SMART AHAHHAAHAH

[RawrItsDeej]

SuperLuigiFan92, the "deposits" are girls they've slept with. The robber, alchohol, is stealing their deposits, memories of having sex with the girls. Get it? Haha.

[Petah989]

Oh! I get he fucked the dog haha... eww

[XxJT713xX]

For those who don't get it: Deposits are memories (mainly sexual) and the robber (alcohol) is taking their memories (making them forget).

[MIjal1524]

The end kinda lost me... is it because alcohol makes it hard to... ummmm make deposits...

[lesscornmoregravy]

Awww...lookit the ginger kid. So cute!

[hybridkamilos]

cmon how can u fail to get this

[GamingIsTheBest]

0:52 that is a hot silhouette

[Sethagrius]

this is memories for wanking...

[saturnrings123]

can someone plz explain this to me? lol

[gruntbox69]

holy fucking jesus christ i've been watching these videos for 5 hours woah

[TheAndrewwhoo]

@Terra1311 you must either be a woman or younger then like 15

[junior214223]

i would make a deposit every day

[sameat07]

It's called a wank bank, not a spank bank o.O

[PUPPYLUVE44]

@sameat07 In America its called a spank bank

[TwoForFlinchin1]

by far one of the funniest

[skullythebloger]

October 98...please tell me he doesn't mean 1998 e.o

[IamAlastair]

@skullythebloger i assume that's when he met the girl; or "depososted" her into his spank bank

[geothetwo]

When the Spank Bank was being robbed, I genuiely got sad =(

[TheRealScaraban]

The Spank Bank is the place in your brain where you remember things you are going to masturbate to. I am ashamed both that I had to explain this and that I know.

[redfatcrystal11]

@TheRealScaraban lol.

[Slipknotn209]

I believe this is about masturbation. You SPANK your MONKEY. Spank = Whack off, Monkey = Dick.

[FailureIsImminent]

I like cows.

[superstar13456890]

Say out loud- Ice Bank Mice Elf- thumbs up if you laughed

[sqeekses]

They call him... Alcohol. BEST old man quote ever.

[Zapperzappy]

I WAS BORN OCTOBER 98

[truehero2]

i don't get the ending :L

[cixwow]

@truehero2 You will when you're older.

[Hackerette]

wow... a twelve year old?

[eminemisthedopest]

@Hackerette hell ya

[mackattack7309]

1:28 what the heck could they loan?

[attackzac21]

wait... october 98? Am I the only one who noticed that he said a 12 year old had "huge ass tities" ?

[mbobman1]

@attackzac21

He means the year he had sex with her, not the year she was born.

[Nagrarok081]

@attackzac21 i don't think thats when she was born

[fawncko]

@attackzac21 DUUUHHHH how dumb can one be?

[Terra1311]

i dont understand this at all lol.

[sukira21]

@Terra1311 Neither did I till the end.

[ZacEffron]

@Terra1311 its like a depiction of ur brain. people are neurons and they deposit memories but the robber is alcohol which in real life does steal ur memories xDD

[traicachua96]

@Terra1311 its like a place where they put those ''memories'' of who they had sex with at the ''BANK''. But ''Alcohol'' steals your ''memories'' of who you had sex with. So basically, Drink alcohol makes you forget who you had sex with :P it's actually quite understandable if you read literature that deals with metaphors

[Mprox123]

@Terra1311 Bank where you can deposit your sex memories. If they can be formed in a couple deposit slips

[LegendaryPapaya2]

@Mprox123 Lol sex memories? Fapping. <_<

[XxWhileItzHotxX]

@Terra1311 MASTURBATION

[Mehtaphorical]

@Terra1311 Congratulations on being female lol.

[Terra1311]

@Mehtaphorical lol yay =D

[realcodeman11]

@Terra1311

then you're probably far too young....

[SuperLuigiFan92]

@realcodeman11 no it just doesnt make sense

[realcodeman11]

@SuperLuigiFan92

Are you familiar with the term "Spanking It"? Urban Dictionary....

[SuperLuigiFan92]

@realcodeman11 yes but It still doesnt make sense

[SuperLuigiFan92]

@realcodeman11 i especially dont get the alcohol thing at the end

[realcodeman11]

@SuperLuigiFan92

Yeah, that doesn't make sense, alcohol makes you even LESS picky about your jack off images

[SvenDansk7]

@realcodeman11 I think they might mean that you start talking about your memories more when alcohol is involved. "Oh man you shoulda seen this hot chick last night; I totally wanted to bang her"

Bam. Spank bank robbed by alcohol.

[realcodeman11]

@SvenDansk7

Okay, that kind of makes sense, thanks.

[THEML09]

@Terra1311 the bank deposits are memories of people they slept with

alcohol makes you forget who you slept with last night

get it

[icookish11]

@THEML09 no dumbass, not people you slept with, people you masturbate to.

[lawrencetimmons94]

@Terra1311 you're a girl...aren't you :P

[Mischief58]

@brianls100 actually this was uploaded in 2008 so he would be talkin bout a 10 year old girl......

[beautifulseclusion92]

@Mischief58 That was his first hookup, in '98. Doesnt mean she was ten at the time.

[Mowhawk5]

if i am gonna sleep now i will have 3 hours of sleep but still watching

[TheRailbaron]

1:28-''Loan Manager''?---How do you pay HIM back?!

[poptat1]

nicki minaj ......

[AnimesEcho]

. . . wat.

[edtronic]

I wonder how credit works

[billiejoe21JOS]

look this is about people they think about sexually. the joke about alcohol references to how alcohol can make you do things them( like trying to do something with the person yo think about) that you'll regret doing

[IdsFear]

why is josh always such a boss?

[camrox96]

Um.... Imma bit confuzzled....

[KatAngelAri]

@MadiMe123 I'm a Minecraftian...

[cabbagemoshescows]

In england we call it "Wank Bank"

[yourobserverisme]

@cabbagemoshescows Nooo... we don't....

[cabbagemoshescows]

@yourobserverisme Yeess we do!

[yourobserverisme]

@cabbagemoshescows NO We don't

[ilikekeishez]

@Minecraft2789 Minecraft FTW

[gelatojoe]

Lol wut

[DecoShen]

lol at that guy:L

[Minecraft2789]

The percents at 54 go over 100%

[MadiMe123]

@Minecraft2789 Ohmygosh... A Minecraftian! I have met a college humor Minecraftian!!!! YES!!!!! My dreams came true!!!!

[Minecraft2789]

@MadiMe123 Yes, it is true! Haha =D

[jediman1234]

in soviet russia, bank spanks you!

[startreking2007]

@jediman1234 In modern America, bank rapes your pocket book, takes your home, car, and anything else of value.

[hnoobsho]

@jediman1234 no, that's in America too

[MNKYER]

@jediman1234 shut up jsut shut up

[bellottis]

@jediman1234 noooooo. that just happens in america

[ciranno]

@jediman1234 it maybe 'cause your a virgin or an alcoholic

[mariaumnik]

@jediman1234 that is so freakin true!

[Sagaxful]

@jediman1234 In capitalist America, banks rob you!

[gotbannedbefore]

@jediman1234 no that happens everywhere else :P

[9Godslayer]

I was hoping that was what this video was about!

[ApcolypticMufin]

directed by M. Night Shamalan

[missy021214]

wish really was a reall bank to go to to get spanked.

[Soundlesskitty]

This is clever and funny! please do more stuff like this and less jake and amir bullshit

[obsoletegirl]

Hahaha funny

[singoutloud2utube]

i dont get it...

[godzillafights]

@singoutloud2utube ahcohhal you know you get drunk then you cant remember anything

[BlakAttk]

@singoutloud2utube alcohol makes you forget things. those papers were about ppl they had sex with. so alcohol was taking them so they woudln't remember. Its a clever joke

[ilikemonkeys100]

@BlakAttk The papers weren't about people they had sex with.

[mackattack7309]

1:29 what would they loan?

[snookas1]

God bless the spank bank.

[Shawneeboy013]

They call him... ALCOHOL

[kaipakta]

that guy with panties on his head REALLY wants to jack off!

[musichix6]

Lmao, alcohol makes u forget who you slept with ;)

[kenekyle]

@musichix6 (family guy reference) Thank you Ted, that was the joke.

[reka10]

spunk bank!



[4NG3LxDEA1H]

did only i get the al capone reference?

[iLiKeCeRe]

@4NG3LxDEA1H there was no al capone reference.

[Shadowchu098]

@4NG3LxDEA1H it was just alcohol, alcohol makes you forget things, these guys are taking memories