Chuck Norris

[skaterrock67]

Lmao I live in Florida and I've never seen a dolphin!...now I know why xD

[bgasvr]

Noone watches Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris wachs YOU!!!

[20alphabet]

Lousy, rotten dolphins.

[jake009fly]

enserio habia una serie de chuck norris?



[SpiroHrvoje1989]

Bring this cartoon back, get rid of the current shit they air on TV that looks like it was made with Flash

[TheRottenSandwhich]

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke but Chuck Norris didn't because Chuck Norris joke aren't funny.

[MochiNPRA]

The samurai warrior never actually uses his sword, but everything else around him.

[Konni1969]

Chuck got The Red Gi, when he beat Ken Masters.

[jedihunter176]

0:52 Was he just speaking backwards?

[ocabafox]

chuck norris answers every single search made in google. LIVE

[JeroenJensen]

this is chuck norris hes daily life but now in cartooned

[MiatchTV]

Chuck Norris 2.0 with Lyrics here watch?v=jpS3-9FUJrk

[Mindraker1]

God that was unnecessarily loud.

[icesyche]

CHUCK NORRIS can never die he needs no help

[insane4Insanity]

what is Chuck Noris's favorate youtube channel?

why, That's insane4Insanity

[JIHOJIJO]

chuck Norris claps with his hand and foot!!!!!!!!!!

[stelkin656]

@JIHOJIJO Pfft, that's a basic karate kata move. I've done that maybe a hundred of times myself(Have trained Karate for over a decade) You gotta do better than that if you wanna pull jokes of him...Which i personally wouldn't suggest you do. You're supporting in turning the reputation of one of the greatest fighters alive to a stupidass enternet meme. If this is how you and anyone else reading this is showing respect to this man, you're more wasted than i thought.

[Konni1969]

@JIHOJIJO Are you trying to disrespect Chuck Norris????

[UBeRPEEP]

thats not Chuck! he doesnt have a beard!

[stickmanpwner64]

Is this real?! 0_o

[Shindai]

... Did they make him ginger?

... Red gi? :|

[elias600]

jajajajajajaja puta madre kuantas veces dice chuck norris!!! jajjaa no mames apoko habia caricatura de chuck norris!!! wow holy crap!!!!! ke mamadas son esas aparte chuck norris nunka nesecito un ekipo es tan chingon ke el solito pueda destruir el mundo kon sus patadas jiratorias

[oulloa62]

holy shit.... jjajaja how many times do they say chuck norris

[mikonamiko]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a team.

They're just there for sexual release. 

[bulldogg1111]

god wanted to create world in 10 days, Chuck Norris gave him only 6 days.

Chuck Norris created HIV and AIDS to decrease vampire population, it didnt failed.

we follow the fad, the fad follows Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the fad... NOBODY FOLLOWS CHUCK NORRIS!

war existed in earth because thats the way how Chuck Norris plays Chess.

Bruce Lee won the battle against Chuck Norris, BUT HE DID NOT WON THE WAR!

[softairshooter96]

Chuck Norris created the whole Chuck Norris and karate commandos animation series.

In under 5 minutes.

with a string of his beard.

while his hands were tieght.

while he was knocked unconcious

add your facts here :p

[DarkerKamz]

i can beat him up

[BigNickGK]

@DarkerKamz no you cannt

[recon500]

@DarkerKamz is that you GOD?

[robotbull]

WTF!?!7

NO BEARD!?!

[bulldogg1111]

@robotbull they didnt let make him with a 3rd fist so they didnt drew beard because they wanted to prove everyone that there is no fist underneath it :D

[robotbull]

@robotbull lol random 7 on the wtf =D

[kjmac]

LMFAO this shit is classic

[dafranx]

Chuck Norris is Lion-O with a mustache and a haircut. This time, he needs no sword; he got his roundhouse kick.

[dafranx]

G.I. Joe and his army couldn't handle those assholes known as Cobra; so Chuck Norris took over to handle Cobra, including the Cobra commander.

[loveupskirts]

racist.

[Chillidan24]

we need a walker cartoon dammit

[necrodoomed]

lol chuck norris rulez!!! xD

[girlyangelcute]

is that really chuck norris????

[anoyingfly]

ruthless super-ninja!

lol

[witchyvic]

hahaha that's the coolest thing i ever did saw. deadly dolphins!!

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

HE SAID CHUCK NORRIS 9 TIMES

[whatsgoingon07]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL hey its a catchy name.....like weenersnitzel!

[jbondsr]

Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris and the Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos. Lol. I like how the samurai guy doesn't even use samurai moves, and that the  bad guy in the blue mask sounds like Cobra Commander.

[s0methingrare]

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw that Cobra Commander wannabe too.

[frogfart3711]

the claw too. inspector gadget. anyone... anyone?

[tyciol]

He says "deadly dolphinS" but the display title just says "deadly dolphin". Which is it? IS THERE ONE OR MORE CHUCK? ARE THE MARINE MAMMALS PLURAL?

[SixFtPlaya]

Chuck Norris is so tough he only needed 1 episode to his cartoon series. Oh and that is funny how they did say Chuck Norris 6 times within 16 seconds. LOL

[shaungregory]

he dont need a fuckin cartoon

he does it in real life!

[JubeiKakei]

lol they said CHUCK NORRIS 6 times in the first 15 seconds XD!!!

[w00thicken]

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Pwned

[ClahTTT]

I can't understand this!!!'Cause I'm a brazilian girl..and don't speak english very well!!

[xteam1234]

okay

[fonyx]

jesus christ... they said "chuck norris" about 20 times in that video

[bauerrules89]

Chuck Norris doesnt read. He stares down the book until he gets the information he wants.

[convulsion123]

Chuck Norris stares you down then you get a roundhouse kick of death to the side of the face.

[oblivion916]

O_o...A white guy who knows karate surrounded by stereotypical Japanese stuff...And a Hispanic sumo which happens to have a 6 pack...Wow, good thing I wasn't born in the 80's...Or remember the early 90's.

[SilverInsect]

When Chuck Norris went within 1km of Van Diesel, there was a nuclear explosion. They never went back to Japan again.

[miniaznguy]

it said "chuck norris" 8 times

[mugen45]

pwnage

nuff said

[lyonheart13]

its funny how all of the teammates are stereotypes

[kealan8010]

Chuck Norris got horny one night and fantasised about anna Nicole smith...she got pregnant.

Chuck Norris, 5 months later got horny again and fantasised about anna Nicole smith...she died.

[codyVII]

STFU ill chuck norris round house kick you

[SUBXER0]

WTF!

[alphaomegakya]

did he hear himself?! "I thinks got pretty tough in florida with deadly dolphins." OMFG lol

[kQllejQlle]

No, he said "And things got pretty tough in Florida with... Deadly Dolphins"

[xkonohaXcasanax]

angels sang out, in an immaculate chourus, as down from the heavens...desended:CHUCK NORRIS!!!1

[kyleissuper]

albinoblacksheep forever

[JubeiKakei]

CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS man of action. CHUCK NORRIS stars in CHUCK NORRIS:Karate Kamados. CHUCK NORRIS has nerves of Steel!

lol ive never heard someone say chuck norris so many times! XD

[jthmaniac1234567]

Chuck Norris has only been wrong once in his life, when he thought he had made a mistake.

[Guariguas]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is

[pokyme]

WTF IS WITH THE SAMURAI?!?!

[LiLKrumper13]

Chuchk norris cant walk on water.

-only jesus can walk on water

but only chuck norris can walk on jesus

[heavymetalmessiah]

hahahaha

[lacosamutante3]

Chuck Norris = GOD!!!

[princedime11]

Chuck norris killed Bruce lee cause he made him lose the battle between them

[ivscarface]

chuck can walk on water

[miraoister]

imagine if he got in a timemachine, accidentally went back to bible times and witnessed the Crufixition.

He would have to decide if its ok to kick the Roman armys ass and save jesus.

[jojo0017]

i have trained in chuck norris program chun kuk do which means universal way. it was at my high school in houston texas. great karate program

[whoopsienoob]

omfg deadly dolphines wtf??! lmfao

[motleyhar]

They need to release this on DVD... YES!!!

[MouseFX]

W at T eh G ay ?

[convulsion123]

ahahaha lol yes!!! CHUCK NORRIS!!!! MORE!!!

[MarkyG62289]

lol deadly dolphin wtf

[ManhunterFromMars]

Man of Action.

[boomerxxx]

Chuck Norris is secretly He-Man? =O

[tscastro114]

It would be funny if George W. Bush was in Chuck Norris' team as The Decider.

Here's how would it go in the intro.

"George W. Bush as 'The Decider', who can't make up his mind when he fights"

The Decider: Should I hit him in his balls or I should I Chuck Norris do that for me?

Chuck Norris then hits the bad guy in his balls.

The Decider: Thank you Mr. Norris for doing that for me.

[chanceturcotte]

inpector gadget couldn't take care of that prick the claw so chuck took over? what the frig are these dolphins capable of?... no bother to our bearded master

[tscastro114]

I didn't Chuck Norris had his own Cartoon Show How long ago was this made?

[BahamutEpyon]

O..M...G O.o

[willkoopa]

Deadly Dolphin? LOL

[WTFWazThat]

ahaha i used to watch this show wtffff, ahaherna and i just saw it replay at like 3am on adult swim

[Bimb01]

theres a chuck norris comic ?

[thephreek15]

chuck norris, featuring his team of minorities and Chuck Norris IN....Chuck Norris!

[FO1FIVEN]

omg i had totaly forgot about this cartoon. I have a bunch of ninjas toys from it and i even have 2 super ninjas i could'nt remember where the toys i had were from now i know! i'll be letting these guys off on ebay thanks to u!

[Vikingmetal82]

Deadly Dolphins 4 teh win!!!11

[DimensionTornFree]

wow chucks a douche! his greatest enemy is a guy with one hand. What kind of monster attacks handicapped people?

tho I hope he kills every one of those worthless fucking dolphins, deadly or not. Not many people know that all dolphins are assholes.

[DemonX36]

Many people sleep with a gun under their pillow, chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun...

[Urmean15]

Chuck norris needs no car, nor any sidekicks. He just roundhouses everyone.

[DonCorleone87]

LOL XD

[RobBobMarley]

Back in 1982 my adopted thai 5 year old was mauled to death by Dealdly Dolphins, I never saw them again. Now i can sleep at night because Chuck Norris roundhoused all of them biotches, thanks chuck!

[devosanchez]

is this shit for real!?

[Eddee16]

jeeeez! u ever seen so much cheese in one an a half minutes?! hehehe, awesome!

[Richiepookinshoo]

Sumo champion. So he hits them with two mini-gongs. lmfao

[cylus]

hahahahaha i luv this oldschool cartoons do you remember thundercats lol

[samgrahaminc]

Hell yeah I do, you cant beat transformers though

[Qndreas]

Chuck Norris: A fusion between Ken (from steet fighter) and He-man all with ha mustache

[Twipsters]

Those god damned dolphins!!

[BWAlucarD]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG nooooooo

[snyderc1]

thats the best video ever chuck is the best

[MrHairyNutz]

how in the world did chuck norris of ALL people in the world become an internet icon?

[escapewithromeo]

Chuck Norris is the only one, dumbass.

[MrHairyNutz]

i dislike chuck norris

:o(

[Elementa2006]

He's not the only one, don't forget MR.T

[lintfreecloth]

cause he was the world champion!

[ochagirl]

I love Chuck Norris! He's a paradox; he's really cool when he's doing non-entertainment venues, but otherwise . . .

Oh well, I like most of his stuff. lol.

[andrewcalder012]

btw if you watch the first 14 seconds twice in a row, the name loses all meaning.

[andrewcalder012]

He can hear you

[MouseGirl86362]

WHAT A FUCKING WANKER 'CHUCK' IS. CN is a cunt.

[kred4u]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[Justeroo]

I thought he was ultimate before, but this takes the freaking cake. I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS!

[funkawunka]

I just saw delta force today. All I can say is wow

[Jaakuko93]

Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris stars in Chuck NOrris...

Chuck norris whit... Chuck Norris stars in...!

LoL

[niblet64]

CHUCK IS KING!

[MouseGirl86362]

Aye, to you, his BUM CHUM!

[thechilupa]

Thats was probobly one of the funnies things I've seen in a long time.

[XtremoZS]

He only says "Chuck Norris" nine times. :'( And he says "Chuck" once...

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

CHUCK'S

[MatMiliSH]

He really needs to shave that shitstash

[ChuckNorrisRocks112]

dude.. it isnt a shitstash.. CHUCK IS KING!!

[Doombot]

Chuck Norris is.... Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris's Karate Commandos with Chuck Norris. Starring... Chuck Norris.

[Crewdude1945]

This show is still on. Its on at like 5:30 in the morning...weekdays on Cartoon Network.

[zwilhoit]

I would be embarassed to see my name on the credits....

That show's only saving grace is Chuck Norris... and Chuck Norris... and Chuck Norris... and the Super Ninja lol

[Spacirelei]

You should see the chuck norris karate Corvet!! You think the show is funny..look at the toys for Karate Commandos!

http://www.virtualtoychest.com­/chucknorris/chucknorris.html

[Seratheno]

Oh my God..Chuck Teh Norris Cartoon Hero O.o

[blog58]

transformers were better :P

[kingbobv3]

o ... m ... g

[36cf]

how many times does he have to say chuck norris.

oh no the ruthless super ninja and deadly dolphins

[ManWithManyShurikens]

I know you shouldn't comment vids too shortly but know I have to do it!

...

[Moviebro]

The Deadly Dolphens?hahahahahaahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

They copied GI Joe but yeah.ROFL

[geddoe316]

chuck norris, chuck norris, chuck norris, chuck norris, chuck norris, chuck norris....

[m4gp13]

LOL this really exsisted?

[TheVirtuoso]

HEY HOW OLD IS CHUCK NOW?

[haileyandsam]

holy shit i haven't seen that in ages. chuck is due for a cumback

[Drachenlei]

lol* nice set lord

[lordfinx]

Chuck Norris Didn't earn his black belts, the belts earned Chuck Norris.

[roddprime]

chuck vs rambo

[badx911]

Chuck is prophete, because he doesnt have a race.

[KeijiMaeda86]

ROFL OMFG!!!!!!! I can't believe this is real.

[MykeTyson]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo went into hiding.

[TheVirtuoso]

HAHAHAHAH

[Imabadger1]

this is seriously a show!

lmao deadly dolphins

[Tippycat]

OMG my sister and i stay up some night until 4 am to watch it cause its soo badly made and that makes it fucking hilarious!

[dalsie83]

FUNNY KARATE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=1liDqX3DF4w&search=pressly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=kMdlIVKfnIg

[doomknight]

chuck norris challenged an immortal god for an deathmatch... is chuck norris dead? i dont think so

[ZOMGITSANAME]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

[chuckyounger]

HAHHAHAHAHHA FUCK YEAH CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

[Hubie92]

Ther are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq..... Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.lol

[truth69]

lol i cant stop smiling

[junior400]

Thats some funny shit there, and it was posted on my birthday, cool

[nemesiscw]

tirkaro>>

Not Really, it was just on a few days ago.

[vicect]

xDD it's cool, Chuck Norris is GOD! jajaja esta wapo, puto chuck si tiene hasta su serie de dibujos xD

[chokitup]

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

[Bigzly]

Chuck Norris doesnt teabag people, he potatoe sacks them.

[ncala]

One time, someone told Chuck Norris a roundhouse kick is no the best way to kill someone, historians later recorded this as the worst mistake ever made.

[elementkid177]

actually vbruse lee didnt do kung fu he did his own style called jeet kun do.... he didnt belive in styles sumthin like that see his interview and yull see

[LeeJin86]

Bruce Lee studied Wing Chun, then later developed Jeet Kun Do, then later developed another system which is basically called "style with no style" or "broken rhythem."

[tirkaro]

that was only an april fools joke, 1234567899. along with mr.T and those farts.

[1234567899]

They r going to start showing Chuck Norris Commandos on Adult Swim

[i8puppies]

Oh. My. God.