Captain Patton and His Army of Iron Faggots

[prossiver]

THIS SUCKS !!!! SCREW YOU BOSH WHOEVER U ARE

[CaptainGirlrod]

HAHAHAHAA

[Angelrat70]

lame, wolfmother sucks tho :)

[BAJARACER43X]

lets start with he has a really annoying voice

[ZubataCZ]

fucking brilliant!

[TheTruMetal]

This shit is hilarious! Yeah, Patton is a fucking joke and his fans are some of the biggest dick-riders you will ever see. Nothing sadder than seeing a whole fanbase suddenly start to hate Wolfmother just because Patton says they suck. Children, think for yourselves. XD

[ThouHastEnabled]

I think the uploader is BoomBoxJakie who dry humps wolf mother and hates Patton. Nice second channel fag.

[JLoveBomb]

I made it to 48 seconds before I realized I had been watching this crap for 48 whole seconds. I will never get those back. People who waste their time making homophobic trash are pitiful. You could have spent that time creating something that was actually watchable, with all that Forever Arone time on your hands.

[mawacaca1]

I wan't to click dislike. But i actually enjoyed the music played in the backround

[RealNemo235]

This is dumb and smelly. Big dumb dumby.

[KornontheCob1]

relationships do happen by accidents!

[snide95]

Oh dear god i like patton's music but this gave me the longest streak of laughs ive had in a while

[CHRISBLONDA999]

The loser that made this video needs a beating

[eyencyst]

whats up with that dumbass fucking eagles song at the end?no one should play their music ever.how can u disgrace Patton with an Eagles song?.thanks for ruining my day with 1 and a half seconds of Don Henley.what did we ever do to you?

[yaoifanboykitty]

lol, of course wolfmother fans hate Patton and make videos gayer than I am. Only because he made them realise they're just a rip off of Led zep. Its cool back in the 70's when that sound was new, not rehashed by some unoriginal fucks like wolfmother.

[budogden]

You faggot!

[flosscal1]

@jakethegimp2 your an idiot

[brianminner]

@ krydt I agree mr Krydt. This obviously young wolfmother fan is very sad.

[KIDerikA]

this is seriously the most fucking stupid video. you wasted hours compiling this footage, congrats! good luck being single forever!

[JukeboxHeartbreak91]

boy howdy sure is sophisticated in here.

[xXNuclearWarXx]

Thats Captain Faggot to you!

[SandroWTBR]

<3 Mike Patton

[andaoneatwoa1234]

patton is laughing at his home in Italy with his hot wife. while im here watching this beyond retarded something. good luck to ever made this....really, good luck, in life.

[SandroWTBR]

@andaoneatwoa1234 im pretty sure he got divorced :) but im also sure he's still laughing at this though :D

[BoomBoxJakey]

video title says it all about his fanbase

[slapthekillswitch]

whoever made this video wants patton to fuck him in his ass

[peepingtomispatton]

I want the last 2:30 second of my life back, and yes, that includes the time it took to wrote this AND Dislike it.....

[setlasmon]

this is adorable.

[tubaSHANK]

Love to see Patton get a chance to mock on this BOSH nobody! probably have him commiting suicide by the time he was done with him. But then again Patton has better things to do with his time then to waste his time on such a small meger little no talent , like Oh I don't know' like take a shit!

[FredettaProductions]

I have a feeling Patton himself would get a laugh out of this

[afesteringzombiecunt]

If he was as bad of an artist as you are as bad at editing/trolling he wouldnt have an army of us faggots behind him hence you wouldnt of had to waste your time as well as ours with this garbage, you fail at life.

[RacerEckss]

Ive been to hundreds of live shows and seen the best of the best live on stage, and this fucking guy is dead last in live performance. Keep your ass in the fucking studio mike, where the engineers can doctor your crack smoke smooth voice up.

[cookie5455]

this could probrably be on a bungle album somewhere!

[CivitasUltraAporia]

I love Mike Patton...

And this is funny as fuck!

Good day sir

[Bog4ch]

This Vid only proves that he grown to that status, that someone has to came up with some thing like this intolerant shit.

[speciesofpositive]

This is great.

[ZaGaZigZag]

Jealous much???

[zombiegirl71]

Genius.Mike would love it. Cool! inspired me to collect, and i have, many vids and tracks of mike to edit. So much good material to molest. can't molest mike so i get his music. Long Live Mike!

[TheWizardofGore]

LOL wolfmother sucks balls

[92451721921892113]

cat taint

[MarioTheBrother]

LMFAO!! its fuckin' funny!!! but Mike is still one of the greatest musicians ever

[FredettaProductions]

I'm a huge Patton fan and this didn't bother me a bit.

[UiruuBizarre]

Excuse me, but that's GENERAL Patton to you.

[MrVeegee69]

jesus, this fag (who did this video) had nothing to do but make this video.

[rainephoenix]

pretty sure thats the spelling for the herb, not like 'whats the time? diper time!' time.

[naneanilau]

say what u want, but you cant possibly trash this man, Mike you are the greatest!!!!!!

[rockandroll63]

OK, we get it that you don't like Mike Patton. I must ask why you have put so much effort into this? If Patton knew about this, he'd love it. Ah, I've just got it.......did he shag your wife?

[rockandroll63]

OK, we get it that you don't like Mike Patton. I must ask why you have put so much effort into this? If Patton knew about this, he'd love it.

[80selectro]

I'll pay Mike Patton a dollar every day for a year if he starts a band with this name.

[BestNameEvar]

As a worshipper of this crazy motherfucker, I think this is fucking hilarious

[Mrlitoxxx]

LOL

[skcusnosliw]

this isn't funny, dyke faggon makes me laugh but this video is talentless crap.

''in my ass'' oh hahaha

[ghoulfiend]

Mike Patton is an amazing talent, underrated, and a real artist. Be jealous!

[fishskulls76]

Haha awesome man, mike patton really is up his own ass!

[djstevie69]

Patton would love this....

[ghostwhiskey]

hahahaha

[CepheraxX]

suckkkkkkkkssss

[AtomicHeavy]

although this is extremely funny, mike patton is awesome :3

[goodger777]

they only way to be a girlfriend si by accident

classic!

[PiercingsByCujo]

Dude, you are a fucking douchebag. Mike Patton is a god. Wolfmother sucks massive donkey cock. But hey don't take my word for it.. check the soundscan fucker. hahaha Loser.

[BenjaminFrankenstein]

50 people don't have a sense of humor.

[EvilRipley]

the person that made this video needs to get a life hahaha

[Sanisaninja]

do remember, he wrote a song called 'my ass is on fire'...

[funcoolstorybro]

@BOSCH325, Mike Patton is the defacto voice of an entire generation of people who actually 'get it' His influence can be heard in everything that's been on the radio for the past 20 years.

[budogden]

Whoever titled this video is the biggest fag in the world

[incanu7]

this is pure gold!!!

fuckin' hillarious

[BOSH235]

In any case I hope everyone continues to enjoy this vid, Seriously I would give up my heterosexuality to able to sing half as good as Patton. Better yet I would give up everyone that's commented on this vids heterosexuality to be able to sing like him.

[gr8skpz]

@BOSH235 face it , you can't give up what you never had, queerdo. You edit like a 12 yr old....

[sleepiswrong667]

@BOSH235 slowly feel my heterosexuality disappearing,WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!Wheres my big black dildo, Ky jelly and Amyl Nitrate,its gonna be a slippery decadent ( fuck i always hated that word,you've ruined me) night.Of course if i already had that stuff laying around, then maybe it was meant to be. Wanna come over, wink* wink* nudge* nudge*. i need a "spotter" in case the belt around my throat doesn't come off in time.

[Copenmidget]

@BOSH235 This vid blows. How do you get off mocking a great voice?

[GLOCKCOPG23]

@BOSH235 The cum rag that made this video has TOO MUCH FREE TIME and materbates on his Mr T action figure.

[99blackmantis]

@BOSH235 you're stupid. that's it. that's all.

[tyroncenidas]

CatPain!

[BOSH235]

@tyroncenidas

Ah, yes indeed, I decided to use the British spelling (no real reason really; I think I was eating bangers and mash at the thyme<-- another British spelling)

[LukeGNR94]

@BOSH235 no we spell it 'time' aswell. dick

[UiruuBizarre]

@LukeGNR94 'Tis a joke, old chap.

[ElyonDaltheron]

@BOSH235 thyme? English spelling??? It may have been, but how many centuries ago? 

[UiruuBizarre]

@ElyonDaltheron 'Tis a joke, old chap.

[cookie5455]

@BOSH235 thyme?

[BOSH235]

FUKC YEA POTTAN IS DOG!!!!!!!!

I LUV hiM.

[inconceivabledark]

PATTON IS GOD!!!

[spectre720]

this is fucking classic

Kyrdt sums up this very well.

you giant douche

[DoctorSoctopus]

I gotta say, this is awesome, even though I'm a Patton fan. Also, the author's comments are hilarious.

[kyrdt]

epic fail, mein freund. not only do you fail as a music fan for having shitty taste, you fail because you suck ass with video editing too. congrats, man. I mean it. congrats on your epic fucking failure and your success only in making yourself look like a douche.

[BOSH235]

I Love You!!!!!!?

[effteedubs]

very poor editing skills. you fail

[BOSH235]

very poor failing skills. you edit

[effteedubs]

@BOSH235 wtf are you, a dyslexic parrot?

[BOSH235]

Actually yes, and I'm also an insomniac and agnostic. I often stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

[sapodotroposo]

@BOSH235

hahahahahhahahaha :-D

Damn, now I wont be able to sleep either, wondering if there is a Dog somewhere out there, and who´s wagging him..

[opti95]

my ass is really dark though

[viktornolsson]

loved it, huge fan though

[schwarzblatt]

CATPAIN.

[imnobody696]

MY ASS

[4578a]

Was this video doctored?

[msmmrock]

it's always funny until someone get hurts and then it's just... mike...

[leadbones]

and we are not one of those million bands hahahaha omg so funny!!!

[ektoratreyu]

huge fan but this is absolutely hilarious! way to go

[sapodotroposo]

Im pretty sure Patton would think this is hilarious, he is the kind of guy who can laugh at himself :-D

[dianmc]

Loool...I love Mike ..am a huge fan but I thought this was hilarious, I bet he would crack up :)))

[GYAHEL]

hello!i fuck your mama!!!!bye!!!!!

[robs70986987]

this is hilarious

I wonder if the person who created this is a fan of patton or not

because i love patton and this is really funny

[nile00000]

i wonder how long it took this dude to try to make fun of mike patton lol.... lame

[bozhenka77]

yeah, he must be really fascinated with Mike :D so much effort to be closer :) And for those, who didn't read the comments below or didn't realize yet - MP is GOD!!!:)) Kisses for all the fans from Latvia:)

[DespiteMe]

haha sort of funny :D caTPain Mike Patton xD

why don't you look what you upload dude :)

Mike Patton is awesome :D I'm very entertained how people try to mess with his videos and make an ass(xD) out of him, but it makes MP just, wait for it....LEGENDARY!!!

have a nice day ;)

[coco4892]

Meow

[arigato2004]

Patton is God!!!!

[kornflayx]

Korn isnt original?

[bobethe]

Yeah, and you probably think Korn is original

[xxxdarkmexxx]

lmfao.......this is class!

[doomeddodo]

i would like to see the original interview too if u have it upload it please

[TheCatasstrophy]

@doomeddodo Search Mike Patton interview 2004 - fantomas and you will find full video!!!! :D to BOSH235 funny but are you a fan or not...? because if your not, you should be!!!!

[BOSH235]

@TheCatasstrophy I'll take this time to be serious, though it kinda ruins the joke, of course I'm a huge Patton fan. I only poke fun at what I'm familiar with, for me it's kinda like flattery towards the artist.

[TheCatasstrophy]

@BOSH235 Ok cool, i dont think this ruins the joke, there were a bunch of people sayin shit about you thinking you weren't a fan. Thanks for the feedback!

[ghostwhiskey]

@BOSH235 yea,if u cant laugh at yourself.......

[UncleSlam81]

Hahahaha "Theres a million other bands that make music...and we are not one of those million bands". This shits pretty funny, even though I serve as a lance corporal in the army of iron faggots.

[Tittytwister3000]

rofl

[breebree1226stead]

Whats a Catpain?? Kinda funny, but more dumb.

[cyberwolf247]

Who is in the Army of Iron Faggots, I need a list to hunt them down ;)

[SniperJoe788]

In the ass.

[tvbob27]

I cannot believe that you sit in front of your computer of an extended period of time to edit this nonsense. Go outside and live your life. Stop wasting it in an attemt to mock artist are doing something with their's.

[Fetrey]

Lighten up...I'm sure Mike would get a kick out of this.

[cynicaldemon]

Sometimes you need to be able to laugh. I'm a fan of Patton, but this is hilarious. I'm sure he'd agree.

[MajestiPrawn]

@cynicaldemon he made it...

[MelvanaInChains]

And you happen to be sitting in front of your computer trying to insult a video that Patton would have laughed at anyway, but it has to be complete shit since it isn't another mindless tribute.

Goddamn it.

[xXCorpusXx]

I'm a huge Patton fan, and I loved this.