Shaq's Retirement Speech -Funny-

[88HWG]

that must be big ass font, so many cards.

[MyJazz1998]

Men.. he was the hight paid basketball players.!

[MyJazz1998]

how old is he?

[Hatemeurdead]

2:03 i died laughing. xD

[HeytoyoubudiV2]

i died at the freethrow part

[zooMZooMlikeATyphOOn]

great speech he was a fantastic player and personality

[snlspot]

dat nigga shaq shaq

[SuperLorenzi]

man shaq is a fucking legend

[ElekentRF]

He's Really going to miss the free throws. LOL

[jamesdekle]

if he was a general manager he would sign himself

[TheSaka24]

hahaahhha shaq the man !

[grandabs]

did he say "Shaqrafices"?

[nandotime3000]

Mother of God... DOCTA SHAQ???? Can't Wait!!!

[manzello13]

the 4 Dislikes are from Dwight Howard

[facespaz]

lol 4:06 hint hint Dwight... hint hint.

[killercondor90]

The Greatest Center of all time hands down no one can deny that or take that from him

[thebestofseth420]

@killercondor90

Yeah, no one except for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Wilt Chamberlain and Bill Russell

[TheYesyes565]

@thebestofseth420 shaq in his prime would eat all three for breakfast... even though they'd still be better at bball....

[nicchawla]

@thebestofseth420 Kareem & Wilt, Bill was only good a rebounding and lacked in offense unlike Wilt who was good at both

[MrWthisthis100]

@killercondor90 Jabbar

[sc6900]

way to go big guy ;;(

[Unpoc78]

Lol "I thank David Stern for what he has done here with the NBA", *looks down at the cards in disbelief that he actually read it* XD

[batimixes1]

everyone be sure to check out my channel :))

[TheRandomuser12345]

"my nickname tht will never to be replicated or duplicated,.. superman" doesnt dwight use tht name!?

[BreakInsanity]

@TheRandomuser12345

that's the joke... =]

[TheRandomuser12345]

those arnt que cards. those are A$ papers 0_0

[TrevWILL79]

The Big AARP, classic!!

[brittborgal]

the paper in his hands are not q cards they are normal 8 by 11 pieces of paper just wanted to clarify with everyone.

[SlingShotEllington45]

human chef from south park?

[1998beastmode]

i want to go to toys'R us

[saigondj]

shaq is still dumb that he needs cue cards

[LFunnell7]

@saigondj you're so dumb that your grammar's shit

[ShadowzGamer]

"Original, never to be duplicated or replicated - Superman"

You hear that? Yes I am talking to you Dwight

[XxX6Anth6ny6XxX]

horse dick

[EdwinHatas457]

he didnt say nothing bout his wife

[TrevWILL79]

@EdwinHatas457, he's not married anymore.

[ilovefrankandbeans]

@EdwinHatas457 that's because they got a divorce.

[AirSANGaming]

HE WASN'T FINISHED SPEAKING!!!!

[manmeet715]

PHD...I can't wait to call shaq: Dr. O'neal

[MonstarENG]

@manmeet715 Dr. Shaq just sounds like it has a little more swagger to it.

[TheKiillacamm]

shouldve thanked pat riley to

[NASCARDEAN486]

fuck shac dwight howard is superman but i love him all the rest

[ZECTCustomUnit]

@NASCARDEAN486

Howard is Superboy...Shaq is Steel...and man did DC get screwed over. LOL

[nic0dem8D]

Shaq is awesome.

[AndreSouljaBoy]

Dwight Howard Made 4 accounts and disliked this

[ranzfays]

tbh he still has one season left in him. he wouldve been a good fit for miami. grab boards, big body inside

[WangToe]

Damnit Shaq.. I had money on you playing till your 40

[blacknarutofan]

Who dislikes this ?

[Phillycursed]

@blacknarutofan kobe

[haines1979]

Can you dig it???????

[cs100295]

He was in Good Burger too.

[NoName1325]

4:08 that was hilarious!

[2kfavorite]

LOL did he just say George Diaz? 3:54 That's my name O_o

[thehotguyskowtown1]

wat does smh stand for?

[MIchael23Jordan84]

@thehotguyskowtown1 smh...

[justinburch21]

@thehotguyskowtown1 shaking my head.

[ZGJDJD]

@thehotguyskowtown1 shake my head = smh

[xXRpB3ASTXx]

Hes a great guy ! smh . Best Center .

[ajh1031]

THE BIG AARP lol

[czuczer90]

I just cant wait for his Hall of Fame speech xD this will be epic.

[GeKarv]

PRESS CC AND TRANSLATE AUDIO.THEN WATCH 0:14

[lilahk101]

@GeKarv watch all of it, he says i want sex haha

[EXRobo]

We're gonna miss ya Big AARP!!!@

[LEFTFEST]

that foo was a beast with the lakers him and kobe 1-2 punch 

[PepDawg7171]

No Pink Tie FAGGOT!

[nathedg360]

0:03 theres ur que shit noww uve missed it !!

[cthatshit]

im definitely gonna miss this guy, im glad I grew up watching him play. it was great

[diego81990]

No special thanks to kobe ?

[dexOn22]

@diego81990 who's that?

[LEFTFEST]

@dexOn22 kobe bryant plays for the lakers one of the best players to place foot on court google him

[smackddd3339]

@LEFTFEST ...... He was sarcastic? LOLOLOL.

[dexOn22]

@LEFTFEST trololololol

[ERAProductionsinc]

@dexOn22 how is he trolling u kno wut he said is true Shaq & Kobe beasted it up together on the Lakers they were the best team in the NBA at that time

[dexOn22]

@ERAProductionsinc he wasnt, i was. :p the fuck do you think i wouldnt know someone like kobe?geez. LOL

[SimplyUnDeadCookie]

@diego81990 dude u need to look into those games and the media when kobe and shaq played together, kobe held him down

[zSolitary]

Prime Shaq can own Prime Dwight ANY NIGHT

[juumdd]

wtf shaq has a masters degree? didn't know that 0.0

[tdot4life15]

@juumdd Same! and is studying for his PHD..thats unreal...

[OoOWachimaOoO]

lol shaq tHAT NIGGA

[serbiaroxbasketball]

1:52 - "I'd like to thank David Stern for fixing it for us against the kings in 2002."

[llaborde09]

@serbiaroxbasketball Damn fool get over it already

[ethanemcfane]

He is THE superman

[josiah566]

Can we just induct him into the HoF right now? I want to hear the speech.

[sunc4n]

what about shaqzilla :D

[Flip3ino]

I'm gonna miss Shaq :(

[insjonjon]

" & I'm really going to MISS, the free-throws"... LMFAO

[David85934]

@insjonjon @MolotovPolotov SHAQ is a former American professional basketball player. Standing 7 ft 1 in (2.16 m) tall and weighing 325 pounds (147 kg), he was one of the heaviest players ever to play in the NBA. Throughout his 19-year career, O'Neal used his size and strength to overpower opponents for points and rebounds. He won three consecutive championships in 2000, 2001, and 2002. O'Neal was traded to the Miami Heat in 2004, and his fourth NBA championship followed in 2006.

[theTaFexpert]

@insjonjon hilarious audio transcription too

[insjonjon]

@theTaFexpert haha yeah

[pobjecky656]

He did not say anything about Kobe.

[MrKobeClutchBryant]

@pobjecky656 Shaq was jealous of Bryant's skills... Whatever, doesn't matter at this point. Bryant is a legend.

[RevanDarkStar]

I'm just waiting to see you in the Hall of Famme: the real superman

[SolightTR]

why not 2k12 he is there 2 and u get to play with him when he was with the magic

[psychhoo]

@SolightTR and lakers

[GRiMxSG]

"and i'm really going to miss the free throws" Haha classic Shaq!

[AllenGarnettPierce]

shaqs the the best in live 08 lmfao

[NoisqueVoaProduction]

Shaq carrer will be missed...just like his free-throws.

[Boyd3558]

Shaq is the best center ever

[kenny10penny]

shaq would be such a cool coach!

[yodogshit]

shaq was my hero

[ZrKappa]

Shaq is so cool! Too bad he retired!

[UrosRayAllen]

SHAQ BEST CENTER IN NBA OF ALL TIME !!!

[jumpman2017]

thumbs up if shaq shud be in the hall of fame!

[deonvan]

Shaq doesn't get that much appreciated and love when he was in the NBA. He will be missed.

[BREMNERSESSIONS]

"and I'm really going to miss the three throws"

[egidijs18]

Shaq's definetly gonna be in NBA Hall of Fame !

[maniac1075]

Kobe watched this 3 times!

[Airbear12321]

shaqs dad: ok this is how you win, be 7,1 and 360 lbs

[iltornado3108]

how many flash cards did he have? :p

[stapleton60ftw]

shaq should be in legends mode on 2k12

[nubcake1r]

@stapleton60ftw he is in it...twice. as part of the 94-95 Magic and the 96-97 lakers

[stapleton60ftw]

@nubcake1r oh really? i havnt played all of the games so i didnt know, thanks man haha

[ClipChimp]

lebron travelled

[TiitsnCliits]

Best part is 2:04.

[Yidanakan]

THIS many people viewed Shaq's speech? PlEASE tell me this is a copy

[MegaMaverickMan]

The 3 dislikes came from the Sacramento Queens

[i187xALLxDAY]

He isnt superman!

[WomanMakeTheSandwich]

I'm gonna buy NBA 2k10 just to play as Shaq

[blackeyejim]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich you can play as shaq on 2k11

[Air208TX]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich hes on 2k11

[mykokkburnz]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich i think you can play as shaq on the magic in the new 2k12, ive seen him on the trailer in a magic uniform

[MjukisbyxGylf]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich Why not 2k11?

[jumpman23kg]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich hes in 2k11 bro

[iltornado3108]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich 2k11?

[str8harry]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich He's still in 2k11 bro.

[mariankisiel]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich why not 2k11?

[TheRspsVidz]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich he is in 2k11 also.

[NoisqueVoaProduction]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich nice name

[ruben3054life]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich they have him on 2k11 if u reset the roster

[orensampemati]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich i love your username

[David85934]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich @MolotovPolotov SHAQ is a former American professional basketball player. Standing 7 ft 1 in (2.16 m) tall and weighing 325 pounds (147 kg), he was one of the heaviest players ever to play in the NBA. Throughout his 19-year career, O'Neal used his size and strength to overpower opponents for points and rebounds. He won three consecutive championships in 2000, 2001, and 2002. O'Neal was traded to the Miami Heat in 2004, and his fourth NBA championship followed in 2006.

[snessespe]

@WomanMakeTheSandwich i love ur name lol

[MriProof]

Haha all these fights, I'm going to miss Shaqs funny interviews :/

[mrheatmichael]

what about pat riley you dick

[Bradyfan027]

@mrheatmichael If you listened at all, you would have noticed he thanked all the organizations. He played under other coaches longer than riley, so I don't understand what you're getting at?

[mrheatmichael]

@Bradyfan027 your the retard here because once a laker always a laker and first off he should have never joined the celtics because al lakers hate the celtics shaq ssaid it himself. Also he only played with him for one seaon and got no where. Pat riley got him a champioship fucking retard shut your mouth

[Sh40w2]

@mrheatmichael *you're, *all, *said, *season, *Riley, *championship, (insert period)

[mrheatmichael]

@Sh40w2 no response except for correcting me on youtube thats wat i thought fagit

[Bradyfan027]

@mrheatmichael *what, *faggot

[Sh40w2]

@mrheatmichael @mrheatmichael If you're going to insult others at least get your vocabulary and grammar to be correct. Through terrible vocabulary, one might see an uneducated baboon who believes himself to be "smart" and "educated" in the topic of basketball. Enough said, go back to kindergarten and relearn English as a whole. Till you've actually learned proper grammar and vocabulary, don't even think about commenting. As of now, your comments are rubbish, idiotic, and "laughable".

[mrheatmichael]

@Sh40w2 HAHAHAHa you are a fag its youtube not a fucking essay num nuts

[Bradyfan027]

@mrheatmichael Doesn't mean you have to make yourself look like a complete idiot.

[mrheatmichael]

@Bradyfan027 The funny thing is I didn't pussy lips

[Sh40w2]

@mrheatmichael @mrheatmichael Do you even know what "faggot" means? Do you have any proof of me being one? And who even said this wasn't Youtube and an essay? You? You're a "thirty year old" who uses terrible, age-old insults to try to rebuke his opponent. Use your brain (cause what's the use if you don't use it) and at least attempt to use clever insults, illiterate baboon. Do the world a favor and shut your mouth with your stupidity and ignorance.

[mrheatmichael]

@Sh40w2 1 i do know what it means 2 u right a fucking paragraph every time i say something 3 im not 30 im 15 you have no proof fag obv youre 50 cuz you use the gayest words and take everything in such a literal way haha baboon, you have puss lips and i wont shutup u can cuz ur a pussy and im not going to waste my time on you so grow a pair and admit your wrong for even joing a conversation i had with someone else and pull ur nuts out of ur ass and see this is youtube not englis dip shit

[Sh40w2]

@mrheatmichael If that's your best attempt at English, then wow. Take my advice and relearn English as a whole, you illiterate baboon. An extremely terrible attempt to try to even the ground. Enough said, you lost mrsbitchmichelle.

[mrheatmichael]

@Sh40w2 Did i say it was shadow fucker

[Sh40w2]

@mrheatmichael What the hell are you talking about, mrsbitchmichelle? And how the hell do you have sex with a shadow? Think before you speak you ignorant monkey.

[mrheatmichael]

@Sh40w2 here we go again taking everything literally sh4dow fucker

[Sh40w2]

@mrheatmichael here we go again, an ignorant monkey suddenly trying to be "smart".

[mrheatmichael]

@Sh40w2 Thats what i thought no come back

[Sh40w2]

@mrheatmichael Who even said it was a comeback? It's a FACT. Learn how to read, dumb ass.

[mrheatmichael]

@Sh40w2 haha im about to light you the fuck up in your own game. Never said it was a comeback, and you have no fucking proof its a fact, i know how to read and can we meet i want to beat your ass

[Sh40w2]

@mrheatmichael Oh please, "beat my ass". You really want to handle a nigga who is the ring every week and who's a black belt in brazillian jiu jitsu? Haha, big words for an internet tough guy.

Oh yeah, I forgot to write this. Your previous comment "no come back" contradicts your current comment of "never said it was a comeback". As a matter of fact, I do have proof that it is a FACT. Your entire comments in this video supports my statement. Great job embarrassing yourself once again.

[mrheatmichael]

@Sh40w2 Ok tough guy lets do it. Im not going to deal with your grammar shit anymore lets go.

[Sh40w2]

@mrheatmichael Lawl, give me your address and I'll meet you there. Bring your whole crew, cause I'll take their sorry asses down too. Wait, do you even have a crew? Oh yeah, a bunch of nerds who's pretending to be "tough" all over the internet. But in reality, you guys are getting your asses bullied. Take a hike mrsbitchmichelle and stop trying to act all tough and muscular on the INTERNET, when you're already getting your ass whopped each and every day.

[kadomify]

@Bradyfan027 You dumb fuck he won a championship with Riley who was a damn good coach. And he only one championships in heat and in Lakers so obviously Riley should be acknowledged

[Smileylphie]

@mrheatmichael are you stupid... shaq hates riley

[Hotty6969]

@mrheatmichael and riley didnt even coach them when they won the finals he just screwed van gundy by coaching the fiinals and taking the credit

[webweweave11]

@Hotty6969 Um they were losing really badly with Stan before Riley took over. Do you even know what your saying or just talking out your ass. Shaq Should've thanked Kobe but more than him Dwade cause when Shaq won with the Lakers he was their best player when he won with Miami they won cause of Wade not him. He is likable somehow, but the guy is an ass. He should thank more people instead of burning more bridges even on his way out.

[Hotty6969]

then pat riley lost faith which makes him an ass because now with the big three he doesnt step up as coach in the finals when they were in the hot seat about to lose?

scared because if he loses with the big three it looks bad while being down 3-0 in the finals its a win win

they lose... well it was inevitable

the win... hes a genius

and if shaq thanked every single coach he was with and every single person in his life itd take two episodes

[MastaWillis1995]

well miss you freethrow legend :(

[MrGthang]

We lost a giant in the NBA!

[ElTuco84]

Superman!!!!