Alright, bub, use my computer and you're fucked. Get a virus on my computer and you'll know what having all the demons of hell chasing you is like. Any damage to my manga or anime stuff will result in serious bodily harm. Screw with the internet connection and get your tongue cut out.
@razberrycorvet21 I've been making a list of all the stuff i need for my dorm and on all the lists online duct tape is on every one...use this to your own discretion if you roommate is a bitch... XD
how to share a dorm room....first you need to SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM FUCKING LOUD AND CUSS OUT!!!!!!!!! become the alpha male, he will then leave you alone and do everything he can to sleep at a motel rather than the dorm. become intimidating.....first impressions mean eeeverything....give him the idea that your gonna stab him if he snores at night
My friend had a bitch for a roommate. Sexiled the first week of school, guest sat on her new laptop, and one morning she woke up to the bitch giving head lol
:P that was awkward okey dokes so hows life? oh its good, but my jugs feel huge today, well look no further to the ultra jug bigger-er JUST MAKE your flat titties that every guy hates on their girlfriend into big jugs where them guys like to shove their faces into them and says I SMELL PANCAKES IN THE MORINING! buy now! includes shipping and handling for 5555000.00!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A GOOD DEAL! ORDER TODAY! MONEY BACK GARANTEE we dont have all day buy them now low price PLEASE BUY! NOW!
first day you meet him, shake his hand, then punch him in the face, and later when he wakes up conscious tell him you punched him to show who the alpha male is, then make him do the laundry. done.
for newcomers: don't expand discription
coolkid5054460 1 week ago
step 1: baseball bat
step 2: gain dominance
step 3: if all fails use step 1
dreamkiller66 1 month ago
Who's kelly Ripa?
IOUthelove 4 months ago
step 1 cuck norris
MrCopterdr 4 months ago
ah yes because everybody in college can order pizza
lsmaassable 5 months ago
step 1: throw ur roomate out of the window
SelenaGomezGMW 6 months ago
step 1.get a dorm room
step 2. lock your roommate in acloset
step 3.to wahtever you can to keep him there
step 4. be happy
thats how y will do it
mikk4005 8 months ago
Step One:Put ductape across the floor
LavenderFlowers8 8 months ago
its not how to share a dorm room...
its how to survive a dome room.
justinbieberluver010 9 months ago
lol guitar herp
daviesguns69 11 months ago
Alright, bub, use my computer and you're fucked. Get a virus on my computer and you'll know what having all the demons of hell chasing you is like. Any damage to my manga or anime stuff will result in serious bodily harm. Screw with the internet connection and get your tongue cut out.
*holds out hand*
Those are all my rules! Nice to meet you! ^-^
SpyderRyder3600 1 year ago
@SpyderRyder3600 *Looks left and right*
Erh....Is it too late for a Roommate Change?
kingkitty20 10 months ago
1.) Get dorm.
2.) Share
3.)Masturbate feverishly constantly in front of them.
4.)Throw mustard at them.
Rooms all yours.
Heartbrakemusic 1 year ago
★ 1/5
highrider61 1 year ago
no offense but i hate her accent
SuperFunnier 1 year ago
yeah none of this works if your roommate is a bitch.
razberrycorvet21 1 year ago 18
@razberrycorvet21 I've been making a list of all the stuff i need for my dorm and on all the lists online duct tape is on every one...use this to your own discretion if you roommate is a bitch... XD
Dehstayne101 1 year ago
my friend broke hand to his room mate
OXOTHUK101 1 year ago
what is this, paper mario?
cybershockandifrit 1 year ago
Ha Ha my dad went out on a date with Brooke Shields in College
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JPK7777777 2 years ago
how to share a dorm room....first you need to SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM FUCKING LOUD AND CUSS OUT!!!!!!!!! become the alpha male, he will then leave you alone and do everything he can to sleep at a motel rather than the dorm. become intimidating.....first impressions mean eeeverything....give him the idea that your gonna stab him if he snores at night
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wanknightstand 2 years ago
I honestly really would like to have Kelly Ripa as a dorm mate! She does seem really nice!
NikkiKitty86 2 years ago 48
kate beckensale?
drstrangeman 2 years ago
@NikkiKitty86 key word: SEEM
cherryblossomsakusas 1 year ago
EW low res people
reap00004 2 years ago
My mom would probably be my dream dorm-mate.
chrisknows 2 years ago 2
aww rockband <3
Alvarezie89 2 years ago
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secretmoongirl 2 years ago
lmao!!! thats NOT a british accent!
Ch1ka 2 years ago
Who said it was British?
It's Australian.
It's clear as day.
AUSTRALIAN!
Bugger.. <<;
llsleer67547 2 years ago 2
its australian you downy!
liam7morris 2 years ago
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sorry i 'm not very good with accents i'm a person who stays in the country because i'm quite young.
secretmoongirl 2 years ago
It's AUSTRALIAN!
Not British.
Wanker.. <<;
llsleer67547 2 years ago
sorry i 'm not very good with accents i'm a person who stays in the country because i'm quite young.
secretmoongirl 2 years ago 2
aaw okay then, its not your fault anyway, people just dont usually like it when their own accents are mistaken for something else. :)
Ch1ka 2 years ago
Hey, I didn't even notice she had an accent xD I guess I'm watching too much CommunityChannel.
Macr888 2 years ago 3
Indeed ;P
llsleer67547 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha lmao
hhhshud 2 years ago 2
Great wall posters A+
I laughed hard
NoDropLS 2 years ago
haha jessica alba cut out. shes a babe
ninjawatcher 2 years ago
i like the animation
kebproductions 2 years ago
belushi, ftw.
celebxoxcouture 2 years ago
My daughter told the girl she didn't want to share a room with that she's bi-sexual and asked her if she was ok with that. lol
pongman 2 years ago
Howcast ran out of REAL people?
kissthekerb5188 2 years ago 5
what's wrong with em?
ao6g4 2 years ago
My friend had a bitch for a roommate. Sexiled the first week of school, guest sat on her new laptop, and one morning she woke up to the bitch giving head lol
archtartist8 2 years ago
lol
nooib
quirty1 2 years ago
That sounds like a good room mate to me. Shit, a room mate that gives you head? I'm in.
certifiedjagga 2 years ago 2
HAHAHA, where do u see that?
jeibal02 2 years ago
Oh somebody left a comment saying that there previous room mate gave them head when they woke up, and I was like dam that's great!
certifiedjagga 2 years ago
LOl, wow
jeibal02 2 years ago
This isn't really a how-to. It's more like tips really.
certifiedjagga 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
quirty1 2 years ago
howcast is getting GAYER.
agaragarlove 2 years ago
wana play runescape?
quirty1 2 years ago
ah.... I dont play runescape.
agaragarlove 2 years ago
Everyone plays wow or ffxi anyways
NoDropLS 2 years ago
no
not at all
grindnforever 2 years ago
haha'
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iPod465 2 years ago
lol. 1:19 Resident Advisah!
xlollipopxyumx 2 years ago 2
AdcisAH!!
frozensage 2 years ago
lol love the artwork. but that accent!!! kinda annoying....
LordHines420 2 years ago 3
first day you meet him, shake his hand, then punch him in the face, and later when he wakes up conscious tell him you punched him to show who the alpha male is, then make him do the laundry. done.
polywoly15 2 years ago 4
lol
scoottzz1 2 years ago
guitar hero lol
sXeGeo 2 years ago
or.......you kill him before he kills you........and i would say in his sleep........cuze...you never know...
o_0
gabylovesedward 2 years ago
step 1: Fuk them up!
AssassinJubo 2 years ago
Just create a curtain dividing the room in half. [Or buy the Japanese ones]
It will revive that sens of "This is my place" =p
MicoMonstrosity 2 years ago
resident adviser, not resident ADVISAAA!!!.. :-/
makinafilmz 2 years ago 2
step one: find a hot roommate (male or female) and stay with them
BalooDumptruck 2 years ago 2
i hope you don't think you're funny
hcortens 2 years ago
i don't was just doing a step one thing like everyon else
BalooDumptruck 2 years ago
When is the "How To Masturbate" video coming, or should I say, cumming? Seriously though, I'm lost, and my pet monkey is no help.
Fiasco9128 2 years ago
i lol'd
AAFlick 2 years ago
how to breath
EmmyPokeMe 2 years ago
save yourself some creepy moments and never share a room with a chronic masturbator.
just request a new roomate
TheNeophyte13 2 years ago
it's not tha clear unlike all the other videos
fairiifuneral 2 years ago
muahhaha
RdeiSan 2 years ago 2
first lol
RdeiSan 2 years ago
fail
skateboarder2 2 years ago
I love it when you noobs fail
ziggs323 2 years ago
it's called healthy competeting ^^
RdeiSan 2 years ago
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moonwracker 2 years ago
phail
ziggs323 2 years ago
fail
skateboarder2 2 years ago
fail to phail XD jk
ziggs323 2 years ago
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ziggs323 2 years ago
1st
stronguy20 2 years ago