Da Ali G Show - Borat - Self Defense

[jackietreehorn1000]

That dude is the nicest guy in the world

[TBLUNTZ420]

and the Jew come with the claw...

[McMeevin]

I love how he tries to attack him at the end

[benjaminbenni1]

The black belt dude has right you can't silence a woman,she's annoying even dead xD

[glissando23]

I found this:

Central Texas Martial Arts Instructor Danny Passmore Charged With Child Sexual Assault

[Foodfast123]

"I don't know that you can silence a woman".

lol

[TheScientist0000000]

I think we all learned something today.

[kamratframjandet]

the instructor looks like the karate instructor from The Twelve Tasks of Asterix.

[TheBozkurtS]

0:24 Gay?

[Emomoz]

@TheBozkurtS not gay at all this is how to say hello in most of east countries "Arabic countries the most"

[coreyjar23]

they can do 2 hands

[TigerGRhymes]

Jagshamesh!

In Kazakhstan, favorite hobbies are: Disco Dancing, Archery, Rape, and Table Tennis.

In America, there are many hobbies too. I find more.

Chankui!

[markmccool]

They can do two hands.

[cikakiki]

what in gods name ist the name of this song haha at the beginning hahahaha i need somebody to tell me hahaha

[ahrims22]

its the Borat Theme Song! haha me and a friend laugh so hard when we hear it..and everyone around us thinks we r retards haha lol

[Halfer1]

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha - that's enough?

[abusufyane]

The part with the jew was really good. The way he says jew hahahahaha

[bombaclot14]

rape :)

[CaponeFavilla1]

"show her more love" hahaha that's actually a good answer..lol

[lockerdude]

jew come with the claw

jew claw

jew claw from this way

[skate123AN]

@lockerdude lmao that was so funny hahaghahahahaha

[McLovinSteven]

How'd ya stop my wife from arape me !

OMG

Well Done

[jakeshred]

soo much funnier than bruno.

[fredjustsucks]

@jakeshred

toatlly

[Jundamane]

"what is a best way to stoppa my wife do rape on me?"

hahahahaha!! oh man classic. jew claw :)

[pubfun]

i showed this to my orthodox jewish friend person. Zack

[bambr107]

Jew come with the claw, with the claw, with the claw

[Gangstabob716]

wat if the jew tries to take your money?

[eweruh]

I love at the end he tries to take the guy out haha

[ghostwarrior369]

thats the best part!

[dubitum]

claw hahahahah

[Dthunder240]

"ur good!"

[AlexanderT21]

funny thing is that Sacha Baron Cohen is himself Jewish, and hes able to laugh about it XD now wh can no one else do that?

[marcusnlc]

jewish propaganda made by the jews themself ^^

[FuckTheM1ddleEast]

lol XD

[Gondul117]

dzień dobry! jak sie masz ?

[hazzakill]

you are good! ahaha classic

[JohnLee1111]

hahahaha

[katrina782]

LOOOOOOOL

[geandily]

And what if the zombie come at you with the claw? "You press right click to just knock them away"

[xxpbxbenxx]

and if the jew come like this!

[Kindhorse]

"With the claw" " jew claw"

[romeo015]

seriously a laff my tits off at this guy

[strikeatic]

the jew comes... and the jew comes lmfaoo brilliant love borat

[Arvind7171]

Ayevry-Buddy Dancy Naaau....

ROFLMAO :D

[lynam0]

hobbies rape xD

[monkeycrud]

Fair play to the guy for managing to keep diplomatic.

[iamthebest97]

jew come with the claw LOL

[samboG08]

"what is best way to syop my wife try to do rape on me?"

hahaha

[0ephriam0]

when he said but what about his claw? my drink went up my nose

[controllerbrain]

that guy was cool

[bartmane]

haha its funny cuz you cant silence a woman haha

[sheenydonut]

"i don't know if you can scilence a woman"....lol....that's good

[Tuma00]

what is the best move to silence a women? lol..

[tokifan18]

"Disco dancing... Rape... and table tennis" LOL

Keep em coming, i'll keep watching!!!

[Spennerz]

Yes ROLF like ROFL but better xD

[jasonlim999]

lol i got to try me the jew claw lol lol

[jasonlim999]

lol omg his wife want to rape him lol lol

[xxHOLiCxxx]

jew claws lol.. that is funny but so wrong.

[superdude930]

Push A way

[Spennerz]

Rape and table tennis ROLF:D borat is my hero :D

[pleztomeet]

ROLF?

[joethelion84]

What if jew try to gore you? with his horns?

[marvelfreak42]

I dont know that you can silence a woman... it's funny cause its true... DAMN!

[vu4u2]

whats the best way to silence a women? lol

[kras0n7]

borat borat time to play lmfao

[cdac212955]

IF THE JEW COME WITH A CLAW! LOL

[Osquar]

all his possesions where stolen too. He had to walk home for several hours naked in the rain. The evil claw had caught him, now he has belt in boxing to defend from claws.

[Osquar]

This thing with the claw has happened to my friend, Martin, he was attacked by a claw and woke up naked at the recylingcenter.

[dynamiteduane]

that fella reminds me of Jerry Lawler :)

[freutybooty]

LMFAO...the jew come with the the claw...the claw..with the claw..

rotflmao

im jewish and i dont have claws lmao

[Rojhalat80]

freutybooty is a lie dont let him fool u. all claws have claw. some just use disguize to hide.

[1gudspliff]

im not a jew but i have a claw... :S

[audioamateur]

haha

[kskiys87]

god, is this funny!!!! jajaja

[slseay1]

the claw... the jew come w/ the claw... the claw... the jew come w/ the claw... rotflmao thts frieking hilarious

[Rojhalat80]

He is very wise man this Borat, he has point. I also protect myself from claw people i have many tricks and move. Please email me and I will share with you.

[gohoda]

fuck off dickhead

[Rojhalat80]

Listen Claw. You cannot silence me like u silence many other. I know all about the claw world I am no fool. I have many martial arts trick I learn to defend myself.

[ashmorebenowa]

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

[Tricky478]

WRONG !!!!!

Its: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes -- nothing you already told her twice

OR

What do you call a woman with one black eye -- a fast learner

[DevilDogSly]

the karate dude sounds like he got kicked in the balls to many times

[juzzers312]

the jew with the claw!!

[alhadeed]

u knock away!

Borat! Borat! I have a friend at Uni who naturally speaks exactley like Borat. I swear

[Burdenboy]

What is the best move to silence a women?

What is the move to silence the Jew?

OMFG!

[sickmcnasty1]

the claw

the jew with the claw argg

the claw

the claw

and the jew come with the claw

arg

lmao

i saw the movie and it was wicked funny

very nice!

[westham4eva]

my wife do a rape on me haha

[senapsvinagersas]

ROFL

[Obbyto]

looool jew claw

[lagasolina25]

LAWL

[giggan1]

Ummm...I don't know that you can silence a woman.

[DoubleDippingDipper]

i love this one so much i watched 6 times

[tAng3r]

HAHAHAHAH

[qwStyle]

the ending part is so funny!!

[commiekid16]

lmfao

[Herzkasperle]

LOL

[ElmoSippyCup]

LMAO! the jew claw! xDDDD

[kffh3o]

Borat~Borat~ Time to...

Time to play! LMAO XD

[bonavex]

THE JEW CLAW!!!

[allybaby]

so funny.

i love you borat