Eugene Mirman - "Pot is Bad"

[kawadamark]

oh boy, a stand up comedian performing a bit about pot? never seen such thing, what originality and performance.

[khoraski]

i actually came here to see if there was really pot-lovers everywhere, and it seems there are.

saying pot is not bad for you is like saying beer is not bad for you. beer doesn't directly kill you, but it messes with your judgement and causes you to get killed. and drunken person is a danger to others, same with a high person.

[liljack10]

@khoraski Hahahaha I hope you're joking. You know 100% what you're doing when you're high, you're just a little slow depending on how high you are. Get your shit straight man.

[odradek12]

The fact that the poster actually had to point out that this is satirical is kind of depressing.

[djglayz2192]

This dude is ripped off his tutu wearing ass haha keep the kush a burnin my friends

[0ofreako0]

this...uh...isn't funny.

[Robolizardslayer]

@iassen1 You realize this whole video is a joke right? he's wearing angel wings and a halo.

[hoppaphant]

I'm gonna do pot off all your tits

[Monsterbudhollywood]

Hahaha! This is comedy!

[iassen1]

"Marijuana not only kills the person that smokes it..." I hope you are kidding man, I really do :/

[LucidDream]

You think you're mom would be proud?

[KrossFire330]

One time I snorted so much pots

[borster6]

you smoke weed of a hookers tit xD

[skyflighttonight]

This was fucking hilarious.

[roooose16]

Stay high my friends...

[SlippyMcSlipknot]

webehigh . com was hacked by a bunch of christfags and they wrote that weed may cause homosexual incest and shit.. bahaha, I laughed to death!

[IAMSPLITTONGUE]

@SlippyMcSlipknot same

[Monkeymosh]

HAHAHAHAHAAAA

[tigerseye402]

His voice reminds me of Phil Hartman when he did the voice of the air conditioner in the Brave Little Toaster.

[weezarrgh]

Get a bunch of hookers...smoke pot off their tits...

[terrybrass]

@1B2OJLucifer Me- 2 You -ZERO. You bite it harder that Man U!

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass typical extremely nerdy gay thing that only an american would say - go jump off a fucking cliff you cunt

[natpjohsnon]

@1B2OJLucifer

Holy shit man, you are SO hardcore.

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass wow after you said that how could you possibly a nerdy little cunt, my bad.

[terrybrass]

@1B2OJLucifer Stranger Things have happened. Like your birth. Well, this has been uhh..fun(?) but you're starting to repeat yourself, so i've lost intrest.

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass fuck off you faggot little american cunt go slit your fuckin wrists

[terrybrass]

@1B2OJLucifer Will do! Enjoy your dying culture! The pound's not as fucking sound as you crooked teeth retards think. Oh yeah, and keep up the inbreeding. Your shit King-To-Be Charles being the poster boy.

[natpjohsnon]

@terrybrass

please tell me you aren't being serious when you comment. Its like a fifth grader got ahold of your youtube account.

[terrybrass]

@natpjohsnon You've never heard of the Fifth Grade Militia? They break into your house, blow there nose on your fresh laundry, scare your goldfish and YES, break into your Youtube account and rifle off what little miseducation they have about narcodics. I'm glad you at least are one third of the way informed..

[terrybrass]

@1B2OJLucifer Actully, i'm the rare third kind. I'm the 1.5 percent of the population, that live in a bunker, deep under the ground, who trade phycopharm medications for Kurt Vonnegut novels, we're working on new a new IP tracker for Lenux that automaticlly gives us the pin numbers and passwords of every one who uses the word "fag" on Youtube and 4Chan.We plan to be the richest society known to man in..about three weeks.

So, i'm guessing by the time you invest in "Ur" responces, You r fm Leads.

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass nope from that answer your obv a nerdy little faggot - why dont you go kill yourself???

[smokeordieganja]

Ahhh ha ha ha ha this is incredible. Eugene is one of the funniest comics out there. Fuck dane cook! He is whats wrong with comedy, in a nutshell.

[shiver222]

This. Was. Hilarious.

[baseballstarbobby]

no shit its fake its hilarious

pot isnt bad

[usjta]

you guys this is a fake ad... this isnt really an ad against pot its one of his comedy sketches

[Jedwardkakin]

I knew the moment I searched for arguments AGAINST pot, I would find a satirical video. I love youtube! I was only searching because I knew I wouldn't find a legit video.

[1B2OJLucifer]

he said you'd grow a second dick as if that would be a disadvantage....

[ryno2085]

@1B2OJLucifer a second dick that doesnt work lol

[1B2OJLucifer]

@ryno2085 shut up.

[ryno2085]

@1B2OJLucifer What for?

[1B2OJLucifer]

@ryno2085 shut up.

[ryno2085]

@1B2OJLucifer Haha

[1B2OJLucifer]

@ryno2085 shut up.

[ryno2085]

@1B2OJLucifer haha

[1B2OJLucifer]

@ryno2085 shut up.

[ryno2085]

@1B2OJLucifer ok, this is boring now

[1B2OJLucifer]

@ryno2085 shut up.

[portkopau27]

u only say this because u cant control weed and ur not smokin the good stuff

[peshothefreak]

ahahahaha that guy is awsome :))

[Ubertastic101]

@tippmannphreak you can't overdose on pot, and you don't inject pot with needles

[terrybrass]

I injested three pots once, and i could see thru my hands, to my other hand..that i could also see though.

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass you injested three pots????? well you obviously know nothing anout weed u sad sad little child

[terrybrass]

@1B2OJLucifer Yes. That's the joke. Like i don't about drugs/weed. The ironey of the comment, you see, would be understood by most people, not so much people who spell about with an n and don't use a comma in between sad and sad. Plus, i'm pretty sure, from what i've been told (i.e. your criminal records) and sadCOMMAsad child is the only thing that gives you an errection now-a-days, and i don't want to be in the middle of THAT shit. So, so long uneducated pedo, see you on Dateline NBC, fucko!

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass why you sending me messages asking do i want to meet up?? No i dont want to meet up with you you paedophile and i wont add you on facebook on myspace either so stop meassaging me

[terrybrass]

@1B2OJLucifer Ohhhh, look how you spell pedofile...you're not retarded, you're just British..well, i'll write in small words you can understand...LEARN...HOW....TO­....SPELL. And i'm very sorry, but your fantasy of is just that. Perhaps you can call your creepy uncle to play Dr. with you, like he has since you were two.

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass OMG STOP MESSAGING ME YOU PERVERT! Im not gona go on fucking webcam with you no and i will comment on here if i want - i swear you better stop fucking messaging me or i will be forced to write to Chris Hansen or something

[terrybrass]

@1B2OJLucifer Bahahaha...you're just taking what i said, and making it unoriginal. Nice one. Maybe you should stick to Dane Cook and Larry The Cable Guy, cause Eugene's comedy is for the Grown-Ups. Now, run along, and don't forget to finish your paint chips.

[apapalonglong]

@terrybrass well, I love this guy and Dane cook. some people have a sence of humor unrelated to other peoples sence of humor.

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass FUCK OFF YOU PAEDO!!!!!!

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass im gonna fucking murder your mum u faggot

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass youve never smoked weed in ur life u fucking faggot everyone who liked ur gay little comment is a faggot aswell - if i ever see you in the street im gonna cut you open like a fucking fish, then im gonna drink your blood and wear your ribcage like a fucking hat.......fuckin whiteboy....

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass fuk u u fucking mother fucker im gonna fucking leave u in a fuking bin bag name the place and time and i wil meet u ther u pussy

[terrybrass]

@1B2OJLucifer Bin? You are in Europe. Are you going to to travel all this way to prove a point? so be it. But i'm going let you off the hook, cause you are obviously a rape victim with some mental issues. First you tell me to leave you alone, and now you can't get enough of me. You're a fucking insecure little shit bag, that uses the internet as your therapy cause your uncle ass fucked you when you were young. Take it out on him, or get a therapist.

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass i cant wait 2 see what ur blood tastes like......probably gonna taste like pussy coz ur a fucking pussy!!!

[terrybrass]

@1B2OJLucifer Blimey! Jolly Good Rant, Govanah! Quite the rowe you stirred up, wanker. I was going to spare you, but nah..death threats are serious business; so Chip Chip Cherrio!

[1B2OJLucifer]

@terrybrass hey bro sorry gotta take out the trash before i go to the mall - seriously tho dude you need to chill your beans before you get pwned - and i aint yankin your chain bruh go to go fix a broken faucet now before i go Whitecastle to eat because im a fat american fucker then i gotta hit up Ed Hardy and JC Penny because im some faggot american cunt - YOU FAG!! YOU JUST TOTALLY GOT PWNED OMG!!! LMFAO!!!!

LEARN HOW TO SPEAK MY LANGUAGE PROPERLY YOU YANKEE CUNT

[terrybrass]

@1B2OJLucifer Wow. is that what the teabags really think of people in the states? I thought we were all esentric Texas Billionariares shooting our 6 shooters into the sky, blindly.

[tippmannphreak]

I had a friend that overdosed on pot :(.

I have another friend that was married, had a wife and kids. Now he's on the streets sharing dirty pot needles with other junkies...

[CannabisPhilosopher]

POT KILLED JESUS.

I guess we should be happy with it then....

[kaz3kag3gaara]

I am glad that you put that this is satirical in the description, as I would never have figured that out.

[BrothaYasuji]

All true.

[TheAdrianfish]

this should be on TV

[blargh2blargh]

hahahahahahaha this is more full of shit than my broken toilet

so fuckin' funny though

[Sublime111192]

haha dude your hella Blazed :)

[sardorn]

most people don't know this but weed does kill...lots of people say that no one has died but thats not true weed kills 

[Shmucko12]

@sardorn Statistics please.

[dankDdeddens420]

i wish weed was legal

[sardorn]

@dankDdeddens420 don't know why... sents it kills

[DIYCookingVideos]

Weed isn't legal because weed makes you crazy and different and it changes you into a different person.

[Bombtrack411]

@DIYCookingVideos I really hope you're joking. Pot doesn't change you.

[DIYCookingVideos]

@Bombtrack411 No I'm not joking. Pot is bad for you cause it makes you lose brain cells, makes your crazy, you get addicted, and you die from it. And also go get a job at mcdonalds and behave yourself when your working in that place. And quit smoking weed cause u have no morals to know what is right and wrong.

[Bombtrack411]

@DIYCookingVideos You're trollin! Your moral issues are completely irrelevant. Pot DOES NOT kill brain cells, DOES NOT make you crazy, it's not physically addicting at all, and not a single person has ever died as a result from smoking weed. If you can find ANY piece of evidence at all supporting your claims, I will never smoke weed again.

[DIYCookingVideos]

@Bombtrack411 It's true people died from it and I can't help you but I just give advice that's all. And you can ask Dr. Phil, Oprah or a therpeast to help you

[Bombtrack411]

@DIYCookingVideos Dr. Phil and Oprah are no more of a doctor than Dr. Pepper.

[DIYCookingVideos]

@Bombtrack411 Oprah Winfrey and Dr Phil are people who listen to peoples problems and help them which is talking on live TV.

[grimysoldja]

@DIYCookingVideos hey thanx for the pot brownie recipie youve really helped me get high. :)

[BuddhaBebop]

@Bombtrack411 Here here. Preach.

[CannabisPhilosopher]

@Bombtrack411

Of course pot can change you, pretty much everything you ever do in life can change you. Even not doing anything can change you lol.

But is that necessairily a bad thing?

The way I see it is pot makes some people think more and think outside of the box more easily which obviously can make someone change their mind about a lot.

That would explain why governments are so scared of pot, if people really started thinking they would realise how fcked up the system is and oppose it.

[Bombtrack411]

@CannabisPhilosopher You are completely right. I didn't really mean "change" in that sense. I meant it in the way anti-pot people say it: "kills brain cells/makes you not give a shit, etc." Sure, I've "changed" since I started smoking weed, but It's been change for the better, and it's not a huge change that has made life difficult or anything.

[CannabisPhilosopher]

@Bombtrack411

Yea the anti-pot ideas about it are obviously nonsense.

It's sad they are whining about change as if it's a bad thing.

Of course entheogens can make ones view on life change, that has been the main purpose of it for at least 100's of years, probably even thousands of years.

Everyone should smoke it so they get some better perspective on what's really important in life. If that makes you not care about certain things, that's probably because those things are not worth caring about.

[calrobmcc89]

mongo

[mochopz]

I used to smoke weed everyday, than i got bored and stopped.

[DIYCookingVideos]

@mochopz Good for you I'm glad you learned

[Viper371535]

my apologies then, I didn know that. funny video nonetheless!

[Viper371535]

this video blows!! I smoke almost everyday and that has or will never happened. and it doesn't make people lazy at all

[SomeShows]

@Viper371535 EUGENE MIRMAN IS A COMEDIAN.

[hockeyftw11211]

I SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

[DIYCookingVideos]

@hockeyftw11211 Stop doing weed it makes you a different person and makes you crazy so stop it because you don't realize that you are killing your body .

[hockeyftw11211]

@DIYCookingVideos I am using your brownie recipe to make pot brownies now.

[DIYCookingVideos]

@hockeyftw11211 Stop you will get in trouble and the police will arrest you. I'm not kidding you just don't listen to your parents at all.

[Bombtrack411]

@hockeyftw11211 ROFL!! How'd they turn out?

[YunSeung]

I never laughed so hard in my life

[TheMrNamefag]

>looks at comments expecting people to be complimenting Eugene or insulting him

>instead see people arguing

Fucking hell youtube, you just can't keep it in your pants when it comes to arguing about shit can you?

[kraker109]

I had to pause a few times to laugh

[iheartdogs824]

lmao idk if this would be funny if i wasnt high but shit man ur hillarious!

[Skaterman3323]

oh my god im so fucking high this  is hilarious

[dylanmacklin2008]

All u need in life is a big bag of weed and it is the best thing ever I'm like the white version of shordy on scary movie cuzz I got papers blunts bongs all the ingredints to make a high Niger pie

[AnarchyOwnz]

This is the single most amazing video on youtube.

[jobbo30]

funny dude - two dicks haha!

[samuskillsjj]

Weed is for CUNTS!!!!! Yeah, I said it. Why? Because smokers fucking suck like Superman 64 and mothers of smokers COMBINED!

[omgiownk]

@samuskillsjj good for you.

[whatforksdo]

he's so high..

[LucidDream]

The bit about how smoking makes you grow a second dick is hilarious. My favorite part. "I can't decide between my dicks." XD

[dankDdeddens420]

it is official, you are the funniest person ive ever had the pleasure of watching while being dressed as an angle who tells me pot is bad.lol

[philbednar]

@dankDdeddens420 an acute angle?

[dankDdeddens420]

@philbednar lol uh i spelled that wrong didnt i

[jobbo30]

@philbednar Nah, obtuse.

[CKYnats]

EPIC

[jek21]

Pot will take you to outer space, then you'll be alone.

[jr4chargers]

weed and any kind of drug is crap,they damage you one way or another.

[HPATDH1]

@jr4chargers Everything damages you. Everything gives you cancer. Just realize that you can't do shit about it.

[jr4chargers]

@HPATDH1 yes i do realize that, drugs fuck you up faster though, i know i cant do anything about it, im just saying.

[bcsk8ter]

@HPATDH1

smartest thing ever

[HelpTheHemp]

@jr4chargers Wrong. Mushrooms, peyote, marijuana and other organic substance won't hurt you. People don't die from those substances, they die from man-made synthetic drugs which should never have been created. Learn the facts.

[collapsitar]

@HelpTheHemp Your understanding of drugs is profoundly limited. Hemlock is totally organic, is it safe too? LSD is manmade but less toxic than aspirin. Will that kill you? Sorry, I'm just really annoyed by people who think anything organic is right or safe or good, and anything created by humans is bad. Do your research outside an organic food message board and you might learn something.

[natpjohsnon]

@collapsitar

even though most people say that pot should be legal because it is organic, that is not the major argument of the people who know what they are talking about. The major point is that Pot is definitely safer than alcohol, and alcohol is legal. If the government has found a way to regulate a poison that is proven to continuously damage your liver and brain cells, then it can definitely find a way to regulate a mild depressant.

[potteryqwerty]

@natpjohsnon very true man

[TheGanjalova]

@HelpTheHemp Mushrooms wont hurt you????? there are 32 different types of mushrooms that can KILL you!

[HelpTheHemp]

@TheGanjalova Im talking about psilocybin mushrooms.

[TheGanjalova]

@HelpTheHemp ohh my bad

[4myFuhrer]

@HelpTheHemp I love psilocybin mushrooms.

[jellybeansinc]

LOL a bunch of people jerking off on you--wtf???

[handbananatonightyou]

what song is that?

[CJbass420]

that cloud looks like aerosmith!

[aldo2k6]

gay

[letsgetbrootal]

Funny. Pot is kinda bad if you happen to get dp or dr cuz those suck balls! I know I have it. It sucks. It's really fucken scary! Kinda like a bad trip but worse!

[samuraininja021]

watch this wen ur high. funny shit man.

[91svampebob]

@samuraininja021 any thing's funny when you're high :D

[jhaul21]

haha good stuff

[FetidFetusXYY]

Pot took me to outerspace and I was alone.

[MrJgreene2009]

:51 lol i hate when that happens!

[mcsketchful]

seriously, this guy is an iodiot

[Rebel4Life69]

wow at least learn to spell idiot* retard.

[mcsketchful]

@Rebel4Life69 my bad dude i was high as fuck

[Ninjoel]

I've never met a safer drug to do than pot.

Alcohol makes me pee on things and puts holes my brain.

[ihy]

I'm kind of amazed at how. many. people. don't get that this is pretty obviously a joke. Look at any of his other videos or stand-up. Seriously.

[aotilt]

the only people who think it's bad are the ones who never dared to try it themselves amirite or amirite?

[gr8indasack69]

Weed gets stoners buttfucked in prison. either way it's still bad

[digumup]

lol

[ZTM420]

you might grow a second dick, lol

[Outrjs]

WOA!!!

[ChanchoQu33r]

im never gonna smoke pot again. i cant stand when the people jerk off to me. my moms not proud

[squidzawrs]

I think he messed up this isn't for weed this is for smack. Lol this is a joke.

[SteamProductions1]

bullshit, weed is good. it doesn't kill anyone. Look up recorded deaths from weed.

[MrWeedplant]

you wont be alone if you have a pot circal

[MightyVenus1]

LOL!

[gummo182]

haha this guy rocks.

[sorn40718]

is he like the pot fairy?

[fjkln2f]

cuz calm down with jacking off part no body want to know that your mom jack you off last night

[mseales]

I used to get a bunch of hookers and smoke pot off their tits.

[njdkidd1231]

@mseales how do you smoke pot off of someone...thats imposibble

[ihypno]

you could put a bowl in someones mouth and a tube in there nose.. wow thats a great idea.. cant wait till my weed gets here haha

[seceretagent008]

@mseales lol how the hash brownies is that even possible

[i0nPuNk182]

so he was smoking when he made this xD

[MRLildemon]

your right it is a gateway drug

.....but idk about all the rest of the shit

and you reaaalllyy seem high

XD

stonner

lol

[davidweinstein19]

this video would probably be funny if i was high...

[ItSoundsScripted]

this video is hilarious

im high as shit

ahahahahhahahhahahaha

fuckin' a.

[keeeeeg]

i wish pot really did send me to outer space so i could be heading to mars for only the price of a dimebag

[MrWeedplant]

@keeeeeg rofl

[Pawpaw14RS]

:49 lmfao

[ilikeylot567]

that was funny

[doctorrahrah]

def a joke maybe u people freaking out should smoke more or less idk but ur stupid

[swagsrfags]

nt asshole!