Okay, so I sat and tried to fold my legs into lotus position. But my hip popped out of its socket! Damn! It hurt like HELL! So I began moaning and groaning, but the other meditators around me thought I was chanting my mantra so they ignored me. Then I farted this rotten eggs scented bomb that wafted around the room. NOW they began paying attention to me. So then I just shit my pants, hoping that they'd call an ambulance...
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Okay, so I sat and tried to fold my legs into lotus position. But my hip popped out of its socket! Damn! It hurt like HELL! So I began moaning and groaning, but the other meditators around me thought I was chanting my mantra so they ignored me. Then I farted this rotten eggs scented bomb that wafted around the room. NOW they began paying attention to me. So then I just shit my pants, hoping that they'd call an ambulance...
g17y5wb 11 months ago
what's also funny is that fdr was the absolute most liberal person in american history, and he crushed fascists worldwide, so republicans can suck it
kurt9876543210 2 years ago
because you'd have to be a liberal whiny bitch to think hitler and stalin are different, let alone hitler stalin and obama
kurt9876543210 2 years ago
I know man im just messing with you!
Rhowrow 3 years ago
Damn man! I thought you were being serious!
HaloLovingFanatic 3 years ago
Stop Jon seriously i will kill you! this is carlos by the way...
Rhowrow 3 years ago
Seriously?! This is just something I made cus I was bored get over it.
HaloLovingFanatic 3 years ago