Quizno's

[roadwaffle2]

I can honestly say, the first time I saw this I was drunk and have not eaten at Quizno's since then

[theGONEbros]

they are tasty, they are warm because they toast them!!!!!

[chris16447]

This is the most brilliant Subway ad campaign I've ever seen.

[gettinglost65]

I was like 7 when this commercial came on, even then i was like what the fuck?

[sammithakid]

@TheOhioBronyShow ur a puss this shit was the balls

[kyoozoocanada]

The people who created and approved this are the real mutant rats.

[TheOhioBronyShow]

I was freaking terrified of this commercial when I was little. I used to cower and cry till it was over.

Years later, I find myself doing the exact same thing.

[rockwithmeallnight]

LOL

[YoshimanDX]

Weird

[shapery2794]

Hahaha, I remember seeing this on the TV one time and one time only, years ago. I was with my family, and all of us thought we were dreaming. Truly incredible.

[TxxRose]

awesome commercial!! Love it! Wished they still used it!

[njskiinglegend]

I'm uncomfortable.

[TeamBlackWool]

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[Arceus5555]

Oh this is supposed to be like we like the moon

[10mrcman]

THEY GOT A PEPER BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL



[10mrcman]

omg that was the funniest video ever

[reasonablenamehere]

MMMM...CREEPY!

[istroberipusa]

omigosh i so want to eat there now & visit the creepy mutant rats living in the walls

[halodude92mm]

I miss this...

[boomkrakatoa]

WHAAAAAAAT!!!!

[TheLASingleGuy]

I never got the chance to see this commercial on TV but my late mother did and it totally creeped her out. I think Quizno's had to yank this ad because it was freaking out too many people.

[Babyhowdy233]

@TheLASingleGuy

Actually, Quiznos did several commercials with the musical Spong Monkeys, and frankly I loved every one of them. I wish they would bring them back.

[MrPlanx]

@Babyhowdy233 - Yeah, me too! My favorite had the line, "We are not the Hun" LOL

[Babyhowdy233]

@MrPlanx

OMG that particular commercial was EPIC, one of the funniest I've ever seen! :D

[kristina1097]

what the heck is that????

[KatarraParson]

Successful way to advertise your food: Saying that drunk, Mexican rats love your food.

[manthax]

Funniest shit everrrrr!!! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR

[MajickDemoniack]

OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!?!?! :O

[Babyhowdy233]

@MajickDemoniack

They are "spong monkeys". :)

[akaisme]

best 31 seconds of my life.

[bubbajth]

You NEED to see this when your stoned to get it. It's pure awesomeness.

[cute251000]

that was gay

[commentman44]

Nothing says "Come here to eat!" like a dead looking mutant rodent singing like a drunk Mexican. Never ate there. Never will.

[Babyhowdy233]

@commentman44

Ahhh, then you don't know what you are missing! ;)

[justfortherecord11]

Sadly, I work here.

[plague310]

This is why I don't watch tv

[LuckyStar334]

*cries*

[wywywy5]

Solid advertising strategy.

[TechieRefugee]

wat

[URmomsMAN2012]

OMFG! That was HEE larious xD I started cry laughing IDK why o.O

[XtremeColtM1911]

This might give me nightmares tonight

[SuperManN0Here]

why did they think this would make us WANT to eat there?

[SuperManN0Here]

why did they think this would make us WANT to eat there?

[jpearlinpete]

Haha I definitely am in BTW 271. I have nooo idea what to think of this

[titans383]

so who else is lookng at this because youre in BTW 271 at U of I? haha help me write my paper

[TaHame1]

i wonder if they are the meat in the sandwiches

[thatsthecrazyone]

this is...confusing...yet scary hmm

[avrilfantasic103]

i still think these are the freakiest commercial animals( that's what they are right?) i have ever seen. I LOVE THEM

[Babyhowdy233]

@avrilfantasic103

Me too! :)

[godlessgamer24]

Are these the animals Quizno's get their sandwich meat from? I think I'll stick to salad.

[MsLexias]

Although it looks like something a 5-year-old came up with, this was pretty funny. I can see why it didn't last long though.

[jimjames59]

They're not Quizno rats, they're the Spongmonkeys!

[PinkGlitterStar3]

These things are ... scary ... I'll have nightmares tonight :(

[ShayminQueenReviews]

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN.

[zikazivac94]

Am I trippin' balls?

[Kagome259]

My friend after watching this, "Damn, now I want pizza."

[padawanSarahTano]

......I'm scared O_O

[DarkerthantheShadows]

@padawanSarahTano its okay... just go to your happy place and hope they dont come eat you in your sleep... MWAHHAHAHAHA

[aboutashow]

This commericial is the very reason that I didn't eat at Quizno's for years. I still don't most of the time

[Leeannatv]

The only way to really put into perspective what a horrible marketing technique this is... is if McDonald's came out with a commercial that featured a half eaten cow crawling its way across the screen. I don't want to eat at a place in which a rodent is their spokesperson.

[damnadat]

The first time I saw this on T.V. I thought I was having an LCD flashback. Who the hell came up with this??

[SushiLord89]

Their pepper bar didn't protect them from bankruptcy it looks like :)

[Scraplstolemyname]

....rathergood.

[trogdorr26]

this commercial used to scared the shit out of me and made me not eat at quiznos

[HOTROD74GremlinX]

They gotta Pepper BARRRRRRRRRR LOL.I lost it when I first heard this commercial after it said that.

[latequilera22]

This is why Quizo's is going downhill. 

[Raixor2nd]

They can't even do "random" right.

[Kleefable]

This scared the fuck out of me

[theessexgirl]

Sorry but Spongmonkies rock. If they let Rebecca Black on Youtube, well, you knbow the rest!

[rphinks]

@theessexgirl if that happened I would find out where she lives and rape her while eating a chicken carbonara

[theessexgirl]

@rphinks Well, yeah that's harsh....

[rphinks]

@theessexgirl actually I probably wouldnt be able to stand being next to her for more than 60 seconds

[theessexgirl]

@rphinks she is in the new Katie Perry vid where Ms Perry actually shows her how to sing a song about Fridays lol

[curtisjb1983]

It's a freaking commercial. I can't believe some people don't eat there because of it.

[stseanoftheknife]

@curtisjb1983 why? people ea at places because of commercials. the opposite effect is likely to occur as well.

[asdfghjkl9260]

RATHERGOOD SOLD OUT.

[gonzaleo]

121 people don't like Pepper Bars



[metallica103087]

God I miss these ads they where and are better then alot of the mainstream media brain washing

[Babyhowdy233]

@metallica103087

I agree.

[Dragonmastur]

I was 11 years old when Isaw this coomercial. And it scared the hell out of me then as much as it does now

[YuiYamana]

This is one of my favorite commercials of all time

[801forlife]

@YuiYamana same. like this and the kittens 5 4 3

[Babyhowdy233]

@YuiYamana

Mine too! :)

[mystica55121234]

Seriously, the guys at Rathergood dotcom made this and they're funked LOONEY people. This commercial was the best of times, and the worst of times. I for one LOVE it, because it shows that viral videos on the internet really do get the attention of corporate people. Then again, consider Quiznos is from Denver, and well, they don't call us the Mile High city for nothing (Yes, there's the altitude and such but...)

[MrPaparoster]

mmmmm... nothing gets my appetite going like deformed rodents thats can sing.

[ggalexhutchings]

@MrPaparoster wait.....those can sing?

[olram1979]

sure those rodents are healthier than KFC or McDonalds

[sugarisgoodness]

Oh my god these fuckin' things. Hoped that I'd never see them again.

[JurassicKratos]

Seriously, who got paid thousands of dollars to make this?

[MacDougalPuppy]

@JurassicKratos A group of grown-up adult professionals who have better salaries and more comfortable lives than I do had to approve this thing. It made it off the drawing board! It made it out of committee! Papers went back and forth down the hall! Faxes! Emails! Some sound guy sat there playing it over and over again trying to get the music to sync correctly with the animation! It was tested by focus groups! They SHOT DOWN several other ideas in favor of this one! We are screwed, people...

[kmbpink]

omg I remember this, can't believe this was made 5 years ago

[okayregina]

the pepper bar's great.

[jadakiss827]

I stopped eating Quizno's because of this! lol

[JackKnife2730]

i remember i saw this a long time ago when i was a little kid. i had nightmares that night.

[MrRunyon]

I miss these commercials!

[cougarinthesack]

brilliant!

[travisw001]

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!!

[sharkhiepmc]

Actually, I always loved this commercial, thought it was so funny, along the lines of Ren & Stimpy. So Funny!

[Babyhowdy233]

@sharkhiepmc

Me too! :D

[TheLastHylianTitan]

when i was a kid, i was scared to death of these....things.

[YNVRKNW]

I'd rather watch this than that TURN THE TUB AROUND commercial from I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER.

[heyyokrystal]

Those things are why I will never eat at Quiznos. D:

[PantsFullofCorn]

Pray to God you don't walk into Quizno's and see those things at a table staring at you.

[unnamed715]

I was fuckin' stoned out of my mind when I saw this commercial. AND I also had the munchies! And you know what? I lost my fuckin' appetite!

[trotterski]

@unnamed715 You are my hero.

[TheTopBloke]

@unnamed715 ROFLMAO!!!

[OreoMan951]

i was little when this commercial was released. i remember now.

[Superflykid2008]

@OreoMan951

this came out in 2006. if you were little then, you shouldn't be on the internet...

[OreoMan951]

@Superflykid2008 this was not 2006. i've been watching tv since then and i never saw this commercial. last time i saw it was 2002. and i was 7 at the time. and i'm 15 right now.

[SimpleJars]

When my Mom I first saw this first commercial on TV, my mom was like "No, I'm not going there because of that CRAPPY singer!"

I agree with my Mom, but the food on the commercial looks tasty.

[UltimateGCX]

why the fuck would this want me to eat at quiznos? this commercial was the reason why i never ate there

[mazzin99]

Completely forgot about this!!!! Maybe the funniest damn commercial ever.

We lov thee suuuubs! Hahahaha. Bring the rats back! And the frito bandito. ... I want to steeal your freeetos corn cheeeps! So very missed are the days when a little light-hearted yet derogatory cultural stereotyping was applauded! Now it's only acceptable to make fun of white males.

[UnalliedReviewers]

My reaction when first seeing this "What da FUCK!!!! The FUCK MAN!!! "

[MrMedic8]

This was so darn scary it got a screamer as a related video.

[pljep]

sponge monkeys sold out... sad times

[eyeced209]

mmmm toasty rats

[SpunkStalker101]

My most favorite commercial in all of time. Realshit.

[SciFiFangirlsFTW]

It's like a mutated Insanity Prawn Boy!

[miketonon]

I'd eat jepotlet more... except...

[namtabaol1]

i havent seen this on tv but im jw is it me or is it a stupid idea2have rats advertising your food idk doesnt make me hungry when singing rodents say how much they love subs maybe thats just me though idk lol

[bakabunny14]

spongemonkeys... not rats... :p

[jrmrofin]

Truth in advertising, Quizno's makes their subs with rat meat :)

[bluetoaster8822]

Quizno's sucks.

[thelatedavidsmith]

quizno's commercials and their extortion-grade prices for their sandwiches are why i will never eat there.

togo's all up in this bitch...

[littlepunk759]

That's awesome

[landen1234]

i saw this commercial once, and then never again, and for years everyone thought i was crazy, but now, now ill show them

[quier0iralaluna]

i remember being obsessed with these commercials in the 8th grade. i'm in college now. oh how time flies.

[MFdoom1985]

@quier0iralaluna i feel you on that one. i was in my first years of college when i saw these and now im bout to turn 26. time does definatly fly

[Leadhead444]

I don't miss these commercials

[Belecleo]

fuck bitches got a pepper bar

[Scarfaceweedman]

that hamster looking thing reminds me of my cousin

[PhoenicianRebel]

I wonder what the Health Inspectors think of Quiznos using rodents as a promotional gimmick

[ken42555]

Crack rats LOL.

[gogolplex74]

thumbs up if you think that the one who made this commercial should get kicked by chuck norris

[LightIsTruth11]

Eew I remember this.. haven't been to a quiznos since it aired. NASTY! Did they not realize this would make people think of rodent infestation? Dumb asses. They're expensive anyway.

[KoiniClubRules]

OMB! I THANK MY MOM FOR SHOWING ME THIS! LMFAO!

[Vinya]

dude...why does NOBODY remember these commercials? They aired all the time a few years ago. Actually how I found out about RatherGood. Everyone acts all surprised now when nobody cared when, you know, they actually aired xD

[strangepecos04]

Hey those are sponge monkeys!

[589powerranger]

i got nightmare after the 1st time i saw the things

[sixstaks1]

Huh? "they got a pepper bar"

[netsurferx1]

How the fuck does this sell sandwiches? I mean, seriously, and I quote the AVGN when I say "What were they thinking?"

[Vinya]

@netsurferx1

actually, this commercial was made by RatherGood, who originally had the concept with "We Love the Moon" (the little guys sing about how much they love the moon)...so, Quizno's didn't really come up with it. It takes a certain sense of humor to LOL at Rathergood, but if you have it, they're hilarious.

It's just a re-work, like how of Montreal re-worked "Wraith Pinned to the Mist" for the Outback Steakhouse commercials.Let's have bizarre celebrations = Lets go Outback tonight

[TheMeatballMen]

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAARRRRRRRRRRR

[DisneyBlackJet]

They're kind of cute if you cover up their faces and ignore their voices.

[eris4894]

yeah this is suppose to make me want their subs?!

[CB1346]

THEY GOT A PEPPER BARRR!!! xD

[Lexyanna09]

The rat on the left look;s like a potato xD lol

[AmericanBulldogGirl]

Me and my best friend would get so silly, stay up late and be slap happy and we would sing that whole song when it first aired on t.v.!!! God I love it!!!!!!!!! They are warm cuz they toast theeeemmmm!!!!! lol...Too funny and SO RANDOM!!!!!!

[DeloreandudeTommy]

@dfduygsdsgdfq Okay, I will right now, in fact.

[DeloreandudeTommy]

I think I could make something 100 times better than this in Sony Vegas, without internet access, without any sleep, at 1AM, and in one hour.

[LongLiveForever]

@DeloreandudeTommy do it.

[DeloreandudeTommy]

@LongLiveForever I'm getting it ready, It keeps rendering without sound for some bizzare reason.

[DeloreandudeTommy]

@LongLiveForever Okay, I did it! Take a looksie.

[FPSloverXD]

watching this when you are high... whoa...messes you up man.

[FPSloverXD]

really. what the f***.

[Chaosga]

I MISS THESE COMMERCIALS!

[DistruttoV]

who ever thought of this must have been high.

[MrRem300]

@Aerosmithgurl08 LMFAO I LOVE THAT SONG!

[HeartagramHJE]

This advertisement here is aimed at "Pothead Teenagers"

[WillShakespeare2007]

Is this a joke video? It has to be right?A sandwich shop that uses a rat to advertise - ok not real.

[KzrrainzYes]

@WillShakespeare2007 100% real.

[Ryanb895]

@WillShakespeare2007 i seen this commercial when i was a kid. b4 i started to get high, and its the stupidest commercial ever but its heelarious. btw. dont smoke pot its bad 4 kids. unless its medical

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

@Ryanb895 true dat

[mouse264]

@chicapirata100 I'd say PUT IT IN ME SCOTT

After all, there IS that subliminal message persiscope.

[DavidDove9]

The Best commercial ever made! I only wish I could put in on an endless video loop.

[EliteZ96]

AAAH! Burn it! Send it to HELL!

[Lakermelon]

WE LOOK LIKE THIS 'CAUSE OF THOSE SUBS! PLEASE HE- *bang*

[woofer0doofer]

This is art. THIS IS ART.

[jimyounkin]

They are called spongemonkeys.



[FakeBestFriend17]

@jimyounkin actually, they are spongmonkeys. WE LIKE THA MOOON ♪

[fangrrlofnigahiga]

really?

[kingoffongpei]

...this is an actual video? I'm lucky this doesn't play on any channels in my area or I would go crazy.

[kenshin891]

@kingoffongpei It hasn't played on any channels since 2004-2005

[guitarsword15]

.......

I want Subway now. O_O"

[OddishThing18]

99 people don't have a pepper bar.

[OddishThing18]

@OddishThing18 Now another one almost got one.

[fmdof]

damn people. This wasn't a commercial to sell subs, as much as it was to get their name out. Theres a ton of sub franchises out there, what better way to separate yourself from the rest by releasing a confusing, funny, strange ad campaign. And guess what. It worked. We all know who Quizno's is.