Cortana Bloopers

[HipiO7]

''Joe threw wildcat in there didn't he?''

lmao fucking Joe Staten xD

[Spartan117JMC]

1:09 fla dak dak dang

[lildictator21]

some people are pretty desperate for a woman I see :|

[zaverdragon1]

y is this voice so sooooooooo SEXIIIIIl.......and familiar

[MrMcMAGz]

Shes so hot "D

[Killery96]

halo 2 cortana looked the best.

[MayhemLegionNorge]

She's gone rampant!

[MadGameBoy]

jesus 0_0

her voice changes between badass robot to nervous women

[ThePartners7]

zoey

[TheHaloMLGpro]

I feel like I'm doing the ten o'clock news. Rofl.

[XtremeGamingGuys]

Jen Taylor is so funny

[nintendoginuyasha]

how did you even get these?

[disengagejam]

Chief ... I need you to treat me really dirty, right now !!!! XD

[xquickstrykex]

Damn she's so cute.

[fortythreemcchickens]

I just keep hearing Zoey from Left4Dead... yes, I know they're both voiced by her...

[InsideGameing]

she sounds like shes always high

[iceburgh29]

0:20 Naturally Luke McKay would make something like that.

[EvilCow090]

@iceburgh29 Rooster Teeth FTW

[jeffandmatthardyrule]

She's purdy.

[jtwith]

she kind of sounds like katey segal

[oOkillfest79Oo]

aka zoey from left 4 dead

[YoshiFan300]

You guys do know that Jen (voice for Cortana) is also the voice for Zoey in Left 4 Dead...just putting it out there...

[spicytaco949]

@YoshiFan300 and for princess peach

[GrassH0pper55]

@YoshiFan300 also Jessica from Sin episode 1 Emergence

[Lambstf]

nyuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[CMSpartanz]

0:10 your with a thing from mario???

0:14 WOWOWOWOW

[JaxonDragon360]

The best thing about being a voice actor is you don't have to look good or memorize your lines because you get to read them on the set.

[TzeffNL]

Cool! She does "Zoey" too! (Left 4 Dead)

[mylestoby2]

what i want to now is why the fuck did she turn british at the end ?????

[blake5200]

I have walked the edge of the Abyss. I have governed the unwilling. I have witnessed countless empires break before me. I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear. [I was there with the Angel at the tomb] I have seen your future. And I have learned. There will be no more Sadness. No more Anger. No more Envy. I HAVE WON. Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong: THIS is the way the world ends.

[HALO360180]

i love this voice...

[MegaEvilkitten]

she does zoey from left 4 dead aswell

[Bangeo69]

LOL i was born on september 25th

[vRANDv]

I'll take this hunting rifle.

[Lebayak]

Sexy as fuck

[neo12344]

You can hear the zoey in her voice! c:

[saw141]

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[HiIeric117]

@nottzlad2k11 Says who?

[Savipalooza]

I lol'd pretty hard at 1:10.

[araeLSnoble7]

She sounds like my English teacher... Weird?, o_o

[WannabeWeegee]

Even her laughing I feel ready to do what she says lol

[PBrar101]

Shes also Peach's voice in mario.

[Noxnaxia]

@PBrar101 And Zoey's voice in L4D.

[redarmo25]

watch?v=kCYg0c-4Xbo

Proof of the sexiest voice ever, hearing her say 'bet you can't stick it' over and over again :)

[MaphewSetMeOnFire]

Never heard of a woman with a golden voice

[2madrobot]

Zoey!!!!!!!

[MrTestMusic]

She coming back for Halo 4?

[SuperBigballsoffire]

she laffs to much not that its bad or anything,,,,

[wormboy0912]

@TheFutureMarine2012

You have 117 thumbs up.

[zbrz123]

Glados she has a army of turrets

[Djb917]

@zbrz123 Yeah but Cortana has Chief.

[samoanwarchild]

i wonder who would win glados from portal or cortana

[MyNamelsJohn]

"ashes? What?" 1:00

[Gronzlo]

NEGATIVE, NEGATIVE

WE HAVE A WILDCAT DESTABILIZATION oh god I do not want to hear those words ever again

[TheROFLcopter66]

Where did you find the second picture?

[zorrgon56]

Her laugh is freaking hot

[MrKevinHurd]

@ajw34307

Yes cortana is made from a flash clone of Halsey but she is not an ordinary ai because she is the vessel of forunner knowledge from reach. It could probably be said she is part human ai and forerunner. She's displayed remarkable abilities that other human AIs in the books have not.

[Metropolis3003]

probably just needs a heavier filter on her audio feedback

[Metropolis3003]

probably just needs a heavier filter on her audio feedback

[thecapone45]

dude,,, You know her husband is one lucky guy,,, I'd give anything to have a girl with that voice...

[MohamedAbutineh]

Am i the only one attracted at 0:15 ???????

[MTWJ]

What a perfectionist :|

[norulesinschool]

Wildcat I bet Joe snuck that in there. Joe must of snuck in the fact that chief that chief and cortana were on the same ship as the arbiter in the end of halo 3

[Legokink1]

Why would an old woman base AIs off herself but make them super sexual?

[LuridShadowX]

@Legokink1 Maybe she's compensating.

[Legokink1]

@LuridShadowX Fucking dr hasely is old?

[LuridShadowX]

@Legokink1 Maybe she was really unattractive when she was younger. Hell, I don't know. Ask O'Donnell. :P

[dowww21]

@LuridShadowX Halsey was hot if you look at a self portrait

then came the covenant and the stress took over from there :)

its that or it happened after her and keyes had sex....EITHER WAY I DONT CARE@@@

[M1crosftoverS0ny]

eargasm

[Cascco]

Omg if she would be my mother, than every day would be funny ;p

[alsoome]

@megamanxdeath As I know, Cortana has not been made by the humans, she was discovered. So we don't really know where she comes from.

[TheArchon1]

@alsoome but Cortana was made from a flash clone of Dr. Halsey's brain, thats why they sound alike. I don't know if you already know that, so if you do belay this message.

[ajw34307]

@alsoome lolno

Halsey's brain was flash cloned and Cortana was the result in 2549; there's nothing special about Cortana, nor does she have any link to the Forerunners.

[ChainedHunter]

Great voice. Jen Taylor I think her name is? Can't remember.

[Hydra000001]

@ChainedHunter yep

[donovanwinters96]

foxtro-tactactac

[FISHURMOMBALL]

Im imagining Zoey in Halo

[Th3Fr33man]

@FISHURMOMBALL CANNOT UNSEE

[mcshmeggy]

PIPE BOMB OVER HERE

[xUtuber117x]

FAIL!!!

[megamanxdeath]

i was reading "the fall of reach" it says all AIs can choose what they look like...why is cortana nude with markings covering her goods

[deserthawk48]

voiuce of zoey 

[scythe515]

That chick in my head, she sounds hot!

[jonners606]

"I like my word that I created" her voice is like gold to the ears, i love her

[nugundam93]

i love the way she giggles.  :D

[ColdestLivewire]

0:57 - 1:04 xbox logo in the glass

[purplehayabusa]

POLICE CHIEF HURRY

[xAwesumSaucex]

Well at least she didn't mess up on "keep your head down there's two of us in here, remember?"

[anzin74]

0:58: "Ashes? whaaat?"

Hilarious, the way she says it!

[BartolomeFilms17]

Aw shit zoey, what the hell is wrong with you?

[liadon31]

Damn you Joe! Lololololololooool

[rfgggg]

@shant07 ud fuck a purple hologram that doesnt have anything solid on it....

[anonymous133711]

zoey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SliferNorth]

Police Chief Hurry!! :D

[talksmackback]

I love that song "Halo Reach feat. cortana", it kind of sounds like her :)

[cowgoesmoo2]

Lolwut?

[night1hal1]

"Joe threw Wildcat in that didn't he?"

He probably did XD

[piMp2kgriLL]

@movieking88 wat do u mean "second"? der is no better 1st person shooter!!!

[apard7]

She is zoey(l4d)Cortana(halo) and etc etc

[TheAwesomeBart]

Anti materie charge? DO THEY WANT 2 DESTROY EVERYTHING??

[banloo29]

Did she also do a voice in the first Red Faction?

[phil6100]

@banloo29 no..



[banloo29]

@phil6100 , thanks.

[Joakim136]

Sexiest voice ever! Love you Jen keep up the good work

[Deglaze123]

@Joakim136 hell yeah it's sexy. 

[Sebal007]

"Dang! Dang! Dang!"

[row907]

lolz

[EpicEct]

hm...when you think abou tit the wildcat part of the exposion seems to be thrown in there, you could just have easily said it without wildcat

[TheLeatheryman]

@EpicEct Yeah I was thinking about that the other day when I played it, fantasising about the new game. I reckoned it was meant to be "wild CATastrophic" and was printed in shorthand. Because it makes no fucking sense whatsoever! lol

[SgtXCharlotte]

@TheFutureMarine2012 shes a computer u doosh.

[rahma4]

Would be awesome hearing that voice every morning.

Your very own Cortana ^^

[fragfestchampion]

It would be awesome to have a conversation with her.

[Segador128]

Ashes? waat?

[TheFutureMarine2012]

U guys ever notice that Cortana likes to blow shit up?

Halo CE: The Pillar of Autumn and Installation 04

Halo 2: The In Amber Clad, High Charity, and Installation 05

Halo 3: High Charity (again), Installation 04(#2), and The Ark

the funny part is Master Chief was the one who had to do all this. Cortana just gave him the plan and instructions.

[K9RWilliam]

@TheFutureMarine2012 its always the best way to get rid of sumthin :P, master chief likes to shoot as halo: quotes "he thought he would shoot his way out, you know, mix things up" or as he quotes "I was gonna shoot my way out. Mix things up a little" hes funny :P

[Dragonich777]

@TheFutureMarine2012

"the funny part is Master Chief was the one who had to do all this. Cortana just gave him the plan and instructions".

You do realise that Cortana doesn't have a physical form other than her chip, right? Unless you're just going to throw a computer chip at a bomb, I think you would KINDA need Chief to do the work.......

[Dennis19901]

@TheFutureMarine2012

Halo CE: flood or blowing shit up? Easy choice

Halo 2 Nothing was ever blown up there tho

Halo 3 Flood or the 2 structures

[JohnnyLearn]

@TheFutureMarine2012 Lool she was proggrammed with the best insurgency and counter-insurgency tactics...you could say she's a virtual terrorist :)

[MattP737]

@TheFutureMarine2012 Well what more could Cortana do? She is after all an A.I

And she helps him along! haha

[jasonXllX]

@TheFutureMarine2012 terroist duh:P



[MidnightGrunt]

@TheFutureMarine2012 She never Detonated In Amber Clad. She said if the brute activated the rings she would.

[50Calabyte]

@TheFutureMarine2012 Here, chief, here's some dynamite. Go blow shit up.

[d3adinside1234]

she went crazy when she got stuck with gravemind

[VigilanteAgumon]

More proof that Cortana's gone Rampant.

[mongo5811]

PROBABLY THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. I DON;T KNOW WHAT SHE'S LAUGHING AT, BUT NOTHING IN THIS WAS EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY.

[gigas81]

@mongo5811

You have to be there in the studio buddy. its funny

[Guineapig300n60]

@mongo5811 shes blond, nuff said :P

[PastBlackJack]

no wonder they made cortana sexy looking if thats what she looks like in real life...damm!!

[halofanaticboy]

@PastBlackJack So Jen Taylor is ugly?

[PastBlackJack]

@halofanaticboy naa she's ok, it depends on the person mate

[enobe220]

so smexy rofl!

[ashleyco07]

lol ashes, wut?

[bluebox72]

tong tong tong...

[gigas81]

nice audio of her voice. This is one those few games where I want to listen to someone while I play. ^_^

[mastersoldier]

best voice ever

[Hound419]

How hard is it to say anti-matter charge?

[eightballeyeball]

police chief hurry

xD lol

[briLady7]

Gods, hard to believe the same woman does Cortana. And Princess Peach.

Her voice can go from sexy to nails on a chalkboard. That's SKILLS.

(This also makes me sad because I hate hearing Peach talk. ;_;)

[Absalutly06]

@briLady7

Agreed lol

[GuardianOfLost]

that should be enough to trigger a WILDCAT explosion of the engines. Joe through wildcat in there didn't he.....

[Hacker340]

She sounds so much like Zoey from Left 4 Dead.

[chesseandchocolate]

@Hacker340 YEESSS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED XD

[assortedguts]

@Hacker340 same person

[lowrid3r192]

@Hacker340  i think she is

[musicfreak605x]

@Hacker340 she voiced Zoey too

[zMinybuddiez]

"Get the Police Chief! Hurry!"

[grondanboll94]

At 0:16 she sounded like the girl in the audiologs in ODST :D

[Proninja300]

Awsome you are a audio ninja if you went to a comic con and people knew you were cortana you would never make it out alive

[Robeedle]

she also did a voice in sin episode 1 i think

also fear 2

[ROFLMAOSCHINSKI]

DAT ZOEY IS CORTANA IS REAL D:

[HendrixPrinceFlea89]

I'd marry her today if I could.

[TheRandomCentral]

She also voices Princess Peach, believe it or not.

[wweTNAfan1000]

she has super sexy vocie

[Badmaximum7]

Cortana and Zoey is the same voice actor

[NeoNastyNeo]

Gee it sure sounds like she's been smokin sumthin. . . .

[naruto2759]

joe threw wild cat in there dind't he

[TzeffNL]

I hear ZOEY!!!! (Left 4 Dead!)

[555Enver]

@TzeffNL she also the voic of zoey in l4d

[TzeffNL]

@555Enver Hehe, I know!

[briceavirmo]

where did you get the audio

[bloodsnow00]

yea dress her up as cortana and make her take off my armor =)

lolz

[JIHOJIJO]

I could be married to her because every time she talks I'd think Zoey was naked in front of my head. Lol.

[razorflame45]

@JIHOJIJO who is zoey?

[HiIeric117]

@razorflame45 From Left 4 Dead? You're not into zombie apocalypse are you?

[razorflame45]

@HiIeric117 no :3

[zomgtehrei]

HNNRGH

[rkmugen]

Loved Jen's voice in "No One Lives Forever 2". As if she didn't already sound sexy with her American accent, she sounds even hotter with her British accent. ;-)

[TheRuinedHalo109]

lolol

[zhazha23]

Jen Taylor: She always finds a way to make boys hard. If not voicing Cortana, she's working on Zoey from Left 4 Dead. Admittedly, both are kind of hot.

[Chupathingy12]

@zhazha23 Zoey's really hot lol

[acidviper13]

@Chupathingy12  Your name is awesome. I feel like subscribing to you just because of it.

[Chupathingy12]

@acidviper13 LOL thanks man 

[Brady2k10]

id make her dress up as cortana and then fuck her

[xVanderr]

lmao this is funny, i love cortana and her voice chick

[effscreamo]

Ah! Her voice is amazing. I love her laugh

[FlareShift]

got every time i hear antimatter charge i'm brought back to 2000 (when i first got the game) staying up till 4 AM trying to ebat it on ledg. (witch i did) thanks for uploading this it really brings back a heavy load of nostialiga

[mylestoby2]

1:17 :)