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  • 666 likes. muwahaha not anymore.

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  • canadians...

  • Simply brilliant. Wish I could meet him in person just to shake his hand

  • the speech was hilarious but the following one nearly made me LOL

  • Should have stopped at 5:38

  • The question is, did he get the votes?

  • @CCMAR no. He doesn't even vote for himself

  • I like this guy... he better get into some pretty damn good university :D

  • This guy's balls are so damn big

  • This guy works at the co-op down the street from me

  • Why isnt he wearing a gown

  • can anyone tell me whether or not he ended up being valedictorian? :p

  • @LelaShoe of course he did.

  • That guy is a valedictorian..

  • @FreeSpeechFTW AMEN TO YOU!!! YOU ARE MY HERO!

  • Thumbs up if you are a Valedictorian of 2011.

  • So this is why ms.tenhove transfered to EMCS hahaha.

  • no sound?

    

  • Dane Cook with Goku hair!

  • @kyrj1013 so true haha

  • hahahahahahaha That was great but I'd definitely get kicked out of school if that was my valedictorian speech. Though, I love it.

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  • i guess he got some of that rack after that day

  • Dane Cook written all over it

  • he is a good at speaches

  • This guy has some of the biggest balls on earth.

  • This guy is a tool but he slagged the jews so im happy lol

  • This was so funny I laughed so hard my coke came out my nose, lol. This was awesome, you've made my day ty!

  • @AngelusOmara coke came out of your nose. I assume you mean the drink. i hope.

  • i lost it at 4:00 xD

  • I' guessing the last guy is parker lang?

  • I'm an older person and I loved the way that this kid had the confidence to be funny and to say things as he sees them. If we were all sensible and serious as kids we'd be very dull adults.

  • @lizallan2010 Are you saying that kids are serious? Because other than that, it seems like your second sentence is contradicting the first one.

  • @ashieboy1995

    'if' is a small word but it changes the meaning. I don't think kids are serious. I hope that kids have lots of fun and get to be a little crazy too. (I know a lot of very boring people and I'm sure the teenagers I teach think I'm boring too!)

  • @lizallan2010 I see. Ah well. Kids will become those "boring" people. I don't think anyone could be "boring" though. The word kind of lost its definition by the way people are using it nower days.

  • Really? People need to lighten the fuck up, and start worrying about wtf is really going on in the world like war and murder. Not what some kid said in his valedictorian speech. I thought this was freaking halarious. It was meant as a friendly joke, nothing hostile. Its not like he said fuck fags, black people, and Columbians, then went out and mowed a bunch of those people down with a gun. ffs, grew the fuck up people.

  • lolololololololololololololol

  • As much as I liked our valedictorian's speech....I wish we had, had someone like him. It would have been so much more memorable.

  • oh yea... he,s out of that grad

  • I wish a lot of people made speeches like this guy.

  • hahaha! dude should defs be a stand up comic

  • did he really get expelled?

  • hahahahaah hilarious he sounds like dane cook!

  • "Its bigger than aids!"

  • Omg when ever someone says something about someones country they always think they have a problem.... Its a joke get a sense of humor

  • @npbb0 you have a problem with canada ?

  • @npbb0 fucking twit ... a.ka YOU

  • @npbb0 What? He was funny because he was Canadian? Or did you say that because you are mad that a funny guy like this is Canadian? I don't understand your post.

  • hilarius tht got away with tht hahaha

  • @TheJustinWin12345 how drunk were u when u typed that ur fucking stupid

  • @hanseth6

    Are you being ironically cheeky?

  • @seanomoric no i am asking a question cuz they didnt make sense when they typed that

  • @hanseth6

    Yeah, and you couldn't spell out the words "you" and "your" while calling someone else stupid.

  • cool hair.

  • this was great. damn. he's got big hairy balls for being able to say this as a speech. i admire that! good job, sir.

  • wow! hilarious but he said shit and thing's about a teacher's rack. Were there teachers around when he did this?

  • 4:50 DUDES GOT BALLS!!! haha

  • funniest speech ever

  • I cannot believe he got away with that! Hilarious!

  • sucks how his school was uptight about it. He was just asking for it with the comment about the teacher but if he left it out it shouldn't have made a big deal or make it on to the news.

  • since when do people vote for the valedictorian??

  • @jesterjokes117 no shit aye! i thought it was based on your academic record...

  • @jesterjokes117 when there's a tie in GPAs. some schools don't offer AP courses so its very likely that a group of students would all have straight A's or a 4.0

    Not all schools vote for a valedictorian though. Some let all the kids make a speech. but this school looks like it has a lot of candidates so they're having a vote because why would they want a 5 hour graduation.

  • hhahahhaha 4:00-4:35 sooo true. ... 4:51 lmaooo He def has lots of confident

  • haha craigs face in the background

  • where r the teachers? loll

  • Reminds me of Matt Damon.

  • anyone who is offended by this is a total douche bag.

  • Haha his hair is so wierd

  • canadian? about becomes "a boat" ^^

  • Racist? Bullshit. I'm not one to say people shouldn't put too much emphasis on words are what shaped the world today. But this speech is supposed to be 1) a joke, 2)satirical (mocking the stupidity of racial stereotypes by hamming them up and showing that "hey, the reason you laugh at this stereotype is because it's RIDICULOUS) and 3) shocking. It was largely for shock value.

  • That was pure greatness. Im taking some ideas from it for my valedictorian speech. :P

  • The kid told the truth about high school, the way teenagers think, and what people think in general. He went for a comedic "no bullshit" thing, and it was funny. Granted, it was a bit inappropriate for a school speech but everyone has a kid like him at their school. The one popular kid who EVERYONE loves, including teachers, so that when he does something ridiculous or inappropriate everyone shrugs it off and giggles. Just chill haha

  • it wasnt offensive, but it wasnt appropriate in a school setting, maybe it depends on the high school

  • After looking through comments on this and the countless other uploads of this, every comment containing the phrase "Dane Cook" pisses me off, be they positive or negative. It's as though they've never seen anyone else with comedic timing so that's the only person that comes to mind. Saddest of all are claims that he's a "rip-off" or "wannabe" of Dane. 'Cause you know.. Dane is completely original and merely speaking in a vaguely similar style as someone is ripping them off apparently.

    Gah.

  • LOL

  • This kid is from belmont secondary school which i go to and this very speech is what turned this school into a pit of dispair

  • pit of despair, really? this very speech did it? i'm sure belmont's reputation was perfect after the samurai sword incident, the fact that we have duct tape holding our hallways together and the lush smoke pit where people can go get high. this speech didn't tarnish belmont's reputation, if anything it just shows that we have funny, intellectual people and other people are just oversensitive. the only offensive thing in this was the comment about the teacher's 'rack', which he did apologize for.

  • how is this racist lighten up. We don't need anymore of the PC police

  • It's called humor, it's how you deal with things like the holocaust. It happened and there is nothing much we can do about it, worrying about these things are just going to make you go crazy. Humor lightens things up a bit. Every day people watch the news and see murder and say "oh that's terrible" and then just go back to eating their cheerios 3secodns later. Pretending to care about this stuff doesn't make you a better person.

  • His humor was childish you say?? Last I checked you aren't an adult until you are 19, and he defiently wasn't 19 when he made this speech, so he has all the right to be childish. It's the only time in your life when you don't have to take things seriously.  I guess people just aren't as mature as you though.

  • @FreeSpeechFTW

    A child is defined as "a person between birth and full growth," and since this is a valedictorian speech, one can safely assume that puberty had reached its fruition, so he is not a child. With that said, the state of his humour is irrelevant. Childish or mature, I don't really see anything particularly wrong with what he said. It was all meant in good humour and at the end of the day, people should take it as such.

  • @FreeSpeechFTW your not an adult till your 18 actually

  • @wade2thehamilton Law changes state by state.

    Btw, *you`re

  • @kyle3241 this was in canada, there are provinces instead of states, and the legal age for an adult is 18... good try though? nice grammar correction too, i didn't realize we were in english class. Get dumped on

  • @wade2thehamilton You just owned him.

  • @wade2thehamilton Actually for half the provinces in Canada, it's 19. I should know, I live in one of the provinces that the age of majority is 19. You're such a tool, I wasn't even being snarky or anything and you go and say "get dumped on." And you say this guy was immature? Get a life bro~ I'm ashamed if you're a fellow Canadian.

  • @kyle3241 The legal age Canada wide is 18 as it's the legal age of consent. You are considered an adult at 18 as that is the legal age you can vote throughout Canada no matter what province you are from despite if the age of which you can gamble and buy liquor is 19. Who's the tool now bro, you are a fucking moron. Once again you just got dumped on... Quit while you are ahead this is embarrassing...

  • Even though I hate the Pittsburgh Penguins and am a Red Wings fan...

    That was an awesome speech.

  • "according to Chek News, A-channel and Times Colonist this speech makes offensive references to Jews, Colombians, black women, gays and the disabled."

    WTF?! Some people are just too sensible for living.

  • please tell me no one was a douche and gave this guy shit for it? What school was this in?

  • this is the funny speach i really hope he won and evan if he didnt he fucking awsome id vote for him ..:)

  • JUDEN!

  • haha god i love my school

  • hey, so did he end up being valedictorian?

  • no he didn't but his speech will be remembered longer than the winner's speech will.

  • ohhh, awe that sucks,

    hey, was he the funniest speaker that was among the nominees?

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  • oh my fucking @$%%%#! well, they say no guts no glory lol

  • did he make it?

    he was fuinny but quite... inapropriate with regards to that ladys rack...

  • did he end up winning? kudos on humor

  • Lol that was hilarious xD

  • did he win cause i would have voted for him just cause of the funny ass speech

  • that was awesome

  • you just inspired me to do this if i do a speech.

  • Bradon you were fucking funny in middlel school and high school you kept me laughing through out the years lol that speech rocked and i wish you would of won....

  • did he win?

  • As somebody who just graduated from university recently, I applaud Brandon for his sense of humor, his excellent creativity, and his realism. Most graduation speeches fit the mold of talking about life's transitions, learning more stuff, blah blah blah. Who seriously remembers their high school graduation speech? I definitely don't because ours was boring as heck. Even our college graduation speech was boring.

    This guy took the graduation speech for what it really was: totally pointless.

  • i see it as unique :)

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha parker lang pees sitting down like a girl

  • That was some pretty funny stuff - made my life kinda hell though cause when I did my Valedictorian speech in Victoria later that year they monitored/censored the hell out of it.

    I definitely agree that it wasn't anti-semitic, he goes out of his way to call that a stupid stereotype - People way over reacted and that cost Belmont what might have been one memorable Valedictory.

  • Beat THAT class of 09!

  • Hmmm, cafeteria kids, sounds fun lol

  • The stories about those Cafeteria kids are so awesome!

  • Ok so it appears my first point was not posted. Those who are using the charter limitation clause in s.1 need to read into the charter more. The limitations are only for the pourpose of upholding the law (RIDE programs). With reference to speech, limitation only applies if it is used to incite violence, thus why jihadist videos are not shown in Canada. For those select few who were offended, grow a thicker skin. people who say we are desenitised need to wake up. If anything we're oversensitive.

  • Second point, people need to learn the diffrence between a joke and genuine bigotry. what Brandon was saying, was clearly a joke because it was so over the top. It's when the person saying these things is clearly and obviously not joking that issue must be taken. If the school had/has an issue with this video, why not petition youtube to remove it instead of threatening students with suspensions? It is disgusting how limited the right to free speech truly is.

  • LOL

  • High five.

  • this kid has so much guts to do this, i have so much respect for him just for doing this

  • Bright new FUTURE!!

  • RUFIO RUFIO RU FI OOOOOOOH!

    this kids good

  • Because you know him personally, right?

  • That's why everyone in the crowd exploded in laughter and applause? gotcha. Maybe if you were smart enough to understand what he was trying to do, then maybe you could appreciate it.

  • other than making fun of people? ya thats so fuckin funny.

    and if it was so funny tell me why the parents, the school board, and some of the kids were so pissed about. cuz it didnt get on the news for no reason...

  • u dont go to his school i did

    and hes accualy a really intelligent kid

    he never said the black and jews and queers are stupied... wtf were u watching?

    he made jokes about them he tried to get a laugh or 2 out of everyone and he did and he won but they wouldn't let him cuz how blown up it got

    you are a fucking dumby and could never think of something this funny or intelligent or have the balls to get uo there

    hes a legend in our school it wasn't even that bad!

  • Actually, no, he didn't win.

  • accualy he fucking did your a dumb ass

    but the teachers wouldn't let him win so they gave it to the second guy

    wtf do u know.. my bro filmed this

  • Does he just hang out at the Can west mall now? And no it's NOT the westshore mall.

  • when does he make references to gays?

  • "I'n not an openly gay..."

  • Brandon Rosario, you kick ass man.

  • This is gold.

  • That was fantastic

    Omg thats the best....

    XDD i loved the part where he said 'I will lead our class to a bright new future!' and did the 'heil hitler' thing XD

  • Mad props to Brandon! I too did a hilarious presidential speech but actually addressed some good facts lol. Regardless I'm glad you weren't a rival LOL. You rocked this up and down. Congrats bro!

  • and I'm sure you have done much better in the past, filmed it stuck it on youtube and got as publicity as him... oh wait... no you haven't.

    not to mention it wasn't written for you or anything, it was for the class of 08(who almost everyone seemed to be laughing in the video) so don't get ahead of yourself

  • I know everyone was laughing because I was there. Stop commenting on this, you're clearly one of the few narrow minded faggots who have no sense of humor. He doesn't attack minorities, he brings up some funny stereotypes and insiders with people in the school. Nobody other than Tenhove should've been offended by this and only people like you who are't offended but assume others are, were making such a big deal out of it.

  • you are so tough.

  • i know :D!

  • Dude, if you are going to ask questions you can't just blow the answers off like that when they come back to you and prove you wrong.

    I am glad you are done. You know what they say - If you have nothing of importance to say, say nothing at all.

  • Cool hair haha

  • freaking hilarious mannn

  • whats a rack?

  • Hes a douche....but a well spoken funny douche!

  • yea hes right ten hove has a spectacular rack

  • Well...she DOES have a nice rack

  • from what i got out of it that was kind of the point of the speech. He made a speech unconstrained by orthodoxy and step past the line of Political Correctness. He wasnt trying to win, he made the speech for the students of Belmont it wasnt for anything else. Not an ego boosting speech(like most of them are) it was for pure entertainment and something the class of 08 will always remember(hopefully). Speeches like this make high school enjoyable.