shit guys say

[sexymarieg]

come ooon i'll be gentle lol

[senseikodysh]

Ok... I ALWAYS rock a t-shirt outside in the cold and I ALWAYS say, "I'm not cold". But deep down inside... I'm flippin freeeeezing!!! Dudes are pre-programmed to give you this answer. True story...

[dreamermark2]

Haha this is so true! But I dont like it cause ur wearing a pats shirt. GO RAVENS! (Not our shitty kicker)

[ShinIsTrue]

hahah I did the five mins one today lol

[danehb89]

I was waiting for the bag of chips to explode everywhere

[SitaClaws]

patriots lost :/

[dyllenb]

this is unbelievably accurate!

[bruingrappler12]

There's another "Shit guys say" video, which I didn't find very funny and I thought "can I just not take a joke?" No, it just wasn't that funny.

This video was funny! I know I'm guilty of some of these (not the really gross ones though).

"5 minutes....just 5 minutes!!"

[Makilore]

Holy SHIT, it was so close, I forgot for a moment that it was a woman playing a man!

Lol...this is hilarious! And I don't feel the least bit offended.

[Millysmile29]

"....I'm not cold" HAHAHA!

[tayo1115]

This was a funny one,\

[omgitschaos]

I know where I'm goin haha

[omgzzzitstayler]

LOL

[AccurateEstimateftw]

lmfao that's pretty accurate! *except for the make me a sandwich part we don't all say that

[BombasticLove87]

@AccurateEstimateftw come on doesn't matter if its a brother or boyfriend a girl has made them a sandwich

[magicmarkerxcore]

bahah, the ball itch/cough. exact.

[helloreachel123]

lol`

[xkaren331x]

lmaooo the sandwich part is sooooo true lol xD

[hamsterjocke]

0:48 hahahaha xD

[flygirl80013]

no i got it.. I Got It! lmao

[XDXDXDXDXDXDXD]

PATRIOTS!

[dorrinaexe1]

lmfaooooooooo sooooooo true! great parody :)

[MsNightisday]

Haha

[kznck]

spot on

[JennieJaded]

HAHA. Where'e the half and half? This is so awesome.

[lifesacrimescene]

So funny and so accurate lol

[Kellybabe91]

The spitting part winded me, I HATE it when they do it's gross.

[milindojerez]

"I'm not cold." lmao. my boyfriend says that!

[sheena7082002]

lmaoooo @ 1:19 so true!

[TEAMxLEFTY]

I'm not cold

[Alba2311]

hahaha ' babe make me a sandwichh' xD

[Netty2152]

"I'll be right back.. 2 hours later." Lol!

[jonnysquirrels]

3 seconds before 0:36 i had just asked my gf the same thing xD

[BombasticLove87]

i miss my boyfriend....

[sasorilover723]

"Come on..I'll be gentle.." LOL

[The508jenni]

Hahaha Yup u got it. Men in a nut shell

[lachiquis1981]

This is so true! I laughed so hard @ 'can you scratch my back?' LOL!!!

[KatherineZeGreat]

WHERES THE HALF N HALF

[iJessicaKneuss]

Babe , can you make me a sammich ? LMFAO

[Bananabearanna]

HAHAH THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND. the SANDWICH PART MADE ME DIE

[CUMSLUTSINC]

HAHAHAHAHAH! i fucking love this. so true!

[zimbeline]

Spot on! Hahahahah!

[justjenny1971]

BWWWAAAA HA HA HA HA *whispers*.. Commonnnn, I'll be gen tal!

[mayhemfan100]

Lol too funny love the ending :)

[sailortitan]

Oh man, this is totally spot on. Both the men in my life have done a good chunk of these things.

[ClementineCannibal]

lol this is hilarious

[AntiSRS]

I LOL'd at the part where she took a bite of the sandwich.

[stoopidmuusic]

This is perfect

[nyker07]

LOL

[BombasticLove87]

FINALLLLLY fucking bang on!!

[dbaxton12]

Lol that's everything guys say and do!!

[mechavoom]

Freakin' spot on!!

[publicenemy61696]

XD lol

[LoveJenniferYang]

So funny! EVERYTHING!!

[LoveGTV]

lmaoooooooooooooooo *crying*

[CadyKayy]

Come on I'll be gentle hahaha good shit

[livefstdieslow]

great!



[establishedn95]

HAHAHA. i fucking love the football part.

[LadyLuckFilms]

Lmao

[Mmmillien]

Who u texting? Lol

[lilOKlahomaLady]

can i have a BITE!!!! hell naw you cant lol

[queteena330]

Hilarious!!!

[thelegacyofjack]

Hahahahah, The toilet reading. that's great.

[woutertron]

This video has verisimilitude.

[sweetkhmerxtac]

ROFLMAO omg omg hahahaha

[newmeat123]

its so subtle it's true ahahah

[Shrubbs]

This is the best one yet

[kisakizulu]

Haha this one is definitely the best guys one I have seen.

[birdland]

lol! you forgot the yelling at video games

[vmunoz19p]

lol funny

[belley08]

The beer part HAHAHAHAH

[riley8488]

Em sme BIG ass titties ...

[JeliBaggins4444]

this is amazing

[TheElectr7]

Where's the half and half! Bahhaaaaaaaaa!

[clarabellen]

Hahaha this is great.

[SheWasBornToExplore]

hahahaha "No I got it. I GOT IT."

[PerogiXW]

The huge bite is extremely accurate.

[tropicsgoddess]

@PerogiXW Hell yeah! Guys never sample...they eat. XD

[h00dtween]

My bf does all this

[mandowwnn]

hahahaha great!

[Lovelessica]

Best one yet!



[sweethotcandy29]

So true! Especially, "I'll be gentle" part.

[MsDV001]

haha..I'm a guy, and I'm guilty of a lot of this. Great video.

[mistermordancy]

This is hilarious. Much much better than the other "shit guys say".

[xSkankkkkx]

LMAO on point!

[Makeupforeverandhair]

Hahaha the bathroom part is dead on that's my husband

[emWOW]

this is great!

[ocbardales]

it lacks on urinating on a tree

[J54A32]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA all the dick scratching is so true!!! I'm embarassed hahahahah

[Julianne1753]

good one! so true

[Jinxer212]

The half and half

[TheDerpable]

0:21 Here you go.

lawl

[AlienzINVADING]

LOL when she pulls her "dick" haha so funny and so true

[2Haganah]

"just 5 more minutes" that's me when an NFL game is on hahahahaha

[Grainne01]

best one i've seen

[jordanknox]

Lol my husband always says "I'm just resting my eyes" and then he falls asleep, lol!

[itsjazzyfoo]

LOL!

[Nintend0rk64]

LOL. Well done.

[bbstoof]

Great job! (I've never commented on a YouTube video ever! That's how awesome I thought this was!)

[rootsm3]

<3

[Alexandraom2]

hahahahahah



[PILIPINOBARBIE]

ugh, LOVE IT!

[LoveMyUnusual]

xD

[AceTracer]

This one is actually accurate. Well done.

[beachworks100]

Hahah true sayings

[mystrawberrygay]

I cried from laughing.

[Quiksand]

Wow, I feel like she knows me.

[JenTheJedi90]

Yep, that's pretty much what my boyfriend says and does. :P

[angelleah89]

Bahaha Who you textin?

[Capgungoesbang]

Now this is exactly what guys say.

[MAFenderjazzbass]

yeahhh!!!!!!!! :P NICE SHIRT

[Arturius117]

Very accurate. 

[liberallioness]

"Come on, I'll be gentle." HAHAHAH love it. 

[extrasystole]

surprisingly very true :D

[13674111]

SO FUNNY

[minibee12]

oh oh oh and "I'm awake"

[minibee12]

"I know where I'm going." DEAD AF

[tjaskren1]

Grace is freaking hilarious. She's very observant.

[callmetia1]

This was adorable and funny. Enjoyed it a lot.

[MRBILLYSORRELLS]

Hilarious SHIT BLACK GIRLS SAY

[opiumthoughts]

lol

[nikkiswindle]

Who you textin?! lmao. ON POINT!

[G0ldenG1rl1]

hilarious.....



[samred]

Way better than I expected. WHO YOU TEXTIN'?! heh

[davidandrew2391]

haha this was really good