Metallica

[kenmel051]

I found this so funny that I watched it twice......I think I am sick and need help.

[ww2production]

lol

"hahaha,no im just a regular man, and this is my bitch sheryl."

[Paladin5777]

WAHAHAHAHA 2 points!

[swastikabitch]

nutty mcshithead hahahahaah

[Kav2990]

not everyone has the money to buy all the music you want

[StuPadazzo]

@Kav2990 ...do you have the money for a Lamborghini?? So now, after answering that, do you HAVE a Lamborghini? ...no? Why not? By your logic ----->

"Not everyone has the money to buy all the Lamborghinis you want..."

[StormMetal1]

You are anally violating the Musicians

Backround-Hey he's got his cock in my ass!

lol classic line

[SOADMETALLICA323]

thats sick, and not in the cool way, i mean whoever made this fucking video should go to hell

[94Ponyboy]

lol R A P E studies

[WhereTheHellisMyPops]

I like his suit!

[p0olkij]

this sux

[Seblayon]

......uhhhh....

[BenSTA09]

ok this would have been funny if it wasnt for the shithead character guess im finally growing up

[CaptenMidnite]

this video is hilarious as hell

[nimmmer]

i like it ^^,

[Sigge86]

who thte fuck did this video?

[raptorjesus999]

that was the worst thing ive ever seen in my life!!!!

[StanAlter]

I don't know why someone would care about the record industry if you're not a musician in the record industry. The industry sucks and lies and rips people off. It has nothing to do with art. Save your money and buy pro-tools and promote yourselves.

[swat5395984]

who came up with the name nutty mcshithead?

[paintsuxs]

for all u people who think metallica is gay for ruining napster let me take 13.99$ from ur mom and dads paycheck every week think

[Seanorman88]

That was probably the most unfunny thing I've ever seen.

[SPCCollier]

gawd man it was funny at first but man the rape comon thats sick

[TolstoyKafkaEvsky]

Your tax dollars go to pay for FAR WORSE in American prisons.

[rebreh12345]

Xercock is right. It is ten times harder for a band to get known and make money because when they first start out record sales is what keeps them around. And we never would have heard of every major band because sadley or not the record lable gave them to us.

[Smeogul]

This comment said it...

MsLutae (1 week ago) Metallica were the best and had integrity up to and including "...And Justice", at the end of which they agreed to make over not only the video for "One", but Themselves in order to be more "approachable" by young girl fans.(where the $ is at) Fanzines followed, then decline.

[NapalmXD]

lol

[Xerock]

Actually "pennies" add up quick when musicians are selling millions of records at a time.

Also these camp chaos videos fail to mention that while falling record sales don't hurt pop stars who are already established, they do destroy the chances of those musicians who are just entering the business now.

The only exception then becomes those musicians who link themselves to major corporations like Disney, with far greater avenues for marketing and TV and movie appearances.

[jamesmaro]

nuttie mcshit head is a god

[justice2235]

Metallica thought napster was bad, just wait until youtube came out.

[NickRicc7332]

@justice2235 They already have a channel.

[Rockoutloud1994]

I think its called Metallica because I remember Lars Ulrich made a big deal about Napster selling there music without there rights or something like that...

[ancalagog6]

i love how it actually makes fun of all the assholes who hate like napster and so on

[kerihobo]

yeah i hate how mp3s are ruining the music industry. i download some songs but just to see if i like the band or not, if i do i go out and buy the album.

[gabe0083]

hahah this is my bitch: sherylle

hahaha

[jamesmaro]

fuckin nittie man

[sumofl]

0.0 ...wtf

[FDG917]

Hahahahahahahaha!

[DaBenMan4]

The R.A.P.E lol

[deathtoallandevergod]

download all u can and give to everone

[ELITE0517]

where the fuck was metallica in that video?

[AtheistThrasher]

they smoker guy at atm who got fucked is james hetfield

[ryangfilm]

No it wasn't, AtheistThrasher. The smoker guy is someone who admits to downloading music - that's why he gets raped and these series of videos make fun of Metallica. If you want to see them make fun of Hetfield then watch the first video in the related videos list.

[MissGreenDay7]

They put that title to get more views.

[moparmaster45]

yeah if you download mp3's from the interer-net we will hunt you down like dogs and fuck you till youre dead lol halarious just no metallica :(

[theblackangel924]

THe

REcording

ASSociation for

Popsong

ECOnomics

(ha)

THank you george carlin

[KioMetalFan]

well atleast fucking bullshit fake no talent music will die because the only reason they wanted to make music was to get money. :D

[nieckq]

Anally violating.. LOL

(don't know wtf was up with the video, but that was pretty funny)

[tylersherrill7]

I don't see why everybody is so pissed off at Metallica about the Napster thing. How is suing people for breaking the law wrong? I don't get it. It's their money that they worked for and people like Metallica should be filthy fuckin rich. Correct me if I'm wrong

[StraightEdgeV2]

the end was halarious

[GoHaliGo]

i am nutty mcshithead from RAPE

[USEH567]

buhahha

[psquare182]

its not stealing.

but think about your favorite band

when you download music from the internet y r takin money away from them.

If u really like a band, support it by buyin their albums.

Plus when downloading, u only c 1 song, but when u buy the album, u can fall in love wit other songs u didnt know about.

[jesseHIMilike]

or you could download the whole album... duh

[Killenmachine05]

lol nutty mcshithead

[lolXDimcool]

shithead.....

[playstationpopop]

Meh, these get alittle bit old after watching like two of them. For the guy who said music is an art and is meant to be shared....yeah, it is, but I don't know how taking something for free that somebody put alot of time into isn't stealing.

[kevon32]

thats fuckin bullshit. its not stealing. music is art and is meant to be shared.

was that supposed to be lars??

[MetalMusicOfficial]

If you download MP3's,

from the Interne-et,

we will hunt you down like dogs,

and FUCK you till your de-ead!

LMAO!!!!

[southernrockdrummer]

Cheryl Crow is not as smart as that one on the vid.

[funnwity]

shithead is really a... shithead!

btw... WHERE THE FUCK IS METALLICA?!?!

[bassguitar981]

fuck you mcshithead

[Vrater]

i have only one think to say to Mister ShitHead ... GO SHOVE U'RE DICK UP U'RE ASS ... GO FUCK URSELF ... fucker ...

[solidskins]

he is'nt real

[Vrater]

yeah i know .. but it stresses me out ... damn shithead ...

[Apemopo]

It did have sumthign to do with metallica... metallica hates napster too

[kosisa1]

I just wasted a few minutes of my life

[thrillathakilla]

If you download MP3's

From the interne-et

We'll hunt you down like dogs

and fuck you til your dea-ad

Lmao

[xyterrea]

maybe metallica cause its like the lars ulrich and napster thing

[khabarack]

where's metallica? didn't saw them at any part. and please don't tell em that blonde guy was james hetfield

[zxTIGERxz]

This is funny!

[colerhea16]

hahahaha

[neverlookback1]

Whats everyone so pissed about? (Although easy) downloading music is wrong. I want to one day be a famous recording artist and it sucks knowing someone somewhere is getting out of paying $1 for a song. And to all of you damn naggers that say "WTF WHERES METALLICA!" get over it. Its not that big of a fucking deal.

[BananaCo12321]

where WAS metallica?

[WIERD133]

the joke is metallica got pissed when napster started selling their songs for free...

[BananaCo12321]

Wheres napster?

[WIERD133]

agh =.= no..it was talking bout downloading free songs...and it says napster at the beggining anyway.

[BananaCo12321]

Wheres the downloading?

[guylikesmetal]

FUCK YOU ASSFUCK

[micha3lwootz]

what da fuck was dat? u shithead!!

that had nothing to do with metallica whatsoever.

u dickweed!

[whangalang]

Yes is did dipshit. Read a fucking book sometime

[chuchuk45]

FUCK YOU

[metallica2296]

thats not funny at all.

metallica 4life

[StarzOut]

Shut the fuck up you piece of shit

[mt9500]

fuck u

[kloratis]

What da...

stinky american humour...

[oremor32]

WHERE'S CUSTOMER SERVICE I WANT MY 3:20 MINUTES OF LIFE BACK *full of shame face*

[trooperchick67]

nutty mcshithead???

[rejectofsoul24]

boooooooooooooooooooo! you suck!

[IAlreadySaidThat]

do you have one on Pearl Jam and Ticketmaster?

[metallasuck]

hEY, EAT SHIT!

[MICHAELRG7321]

Its Like A Potato.

[usernameavilable]

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[ESskaterkid45]

FUNNY

[kramerspadowskiki]

this was very stupid

[06manu08]

you fuckin dickhead.......

[antiwonggalonggalo]

METALLICA SUCKS!

[RapROFLMAO]

that wasn't really that funny

[jessexschrof]

This guy scares me.

[XxJ2XxX]

... gay

[kalvin1703]

Nothing to do with Metallica but a funny vid! The ending is the best!

[SweetGunKiss]

thats just discusting

[Statharos123]

lol funny..but this is surly stupid...really nothing good and entertaining ..i not a fun of mettalica but this is seriusly bullshit(and i don't know english) xD

[LEGIONOFPENETRALIA]

lol This is funny. I see many haven't figured out your sarcasm.

[mickmos]

Worst vid ever. Not funny. Not clever. Not entertaining. Waste of time

[mgabrysSF]

metallica fan fag - kill yourself now.

[mickmos]

Im not a metallica fan. And this video has nothing to do with metallica anyway.

[proffsetjohan]

Maybe you should smoke my polo assface

[doom3236]

you suck...

[matiman91]

A lot of love in all these comments =) naaw

[VansAndVolcom]

I was hungery.....till i saw the guy maid of shit .i wasnt hungery at all anymore :[

[Lizerdxing]

thit shit is so nasty XD

[PivotAnimator25]

"hello kids my name is nutty mc Shithead" i lol'd

[Phazoninja]

Wow, so Master of Puppets, Enter Sandman, And Justice for All, One, and Ride the Lighting were all shitty songs? That must be why Megadeth is SOOO much better...

[vivi163]

fuck that shit

[XXSLASHXX44]

WTF

[JOHNNYwxw]

METALLICA IS THE BEST

[XxRustInPeace2xX]

not really..

[ReverseFlyingStrat]

Yes.

[GuitarGuruRich]

wat does this hav 2 do with metallica? wtf

[Angelus12308]

The dude at the ATM,I presume it's Lars,totally sounds like pickles from Metalocalypse!

[turtleownage]

First of all,most of you probly wernt around in the late 80's when they were popular,and for those of you who were,you were probly their fans,they were the hardest,fastest,best band of the time,and if they hadnt writed "Nothing Els Matters" (Their like only soft song) then nobody would dislike them,except of corse those who didnt like them im the first place but just because they wrote a few softer songs people call them sellouts,and those songs were good,but rember,they sold out,every show.

[megaluisdeth]

Guess what bought All the Megadeth CDs and I downloaded all of metallicas through Limewire! hahahah Megadeth#1........then metallica

[turtleownage]

And...Megadeth is one of the worst names for a band ive ever heard,atleast Metallica has a good name and songs,Megadeths only good song is Symphoney of Destruction.

[megaluisdeth]

Dude if you don't like megadeth then you don't like kill em all! Megadeth has very good songs like hangar 18, Tornado of souls, Sweating bullets, In my Darkest Hour and so on. I like both bands but megadeth is more metal than metallica I've heard their new song Cyanie or something and I think it sounds like shit!

[bertucci69]

new metallica sucks since cliff died and megadeth is making a new album with dave on lead guitar now so its gonna be alot better than united. hopefully

[JacksonVHT]

Hahah, you miserable fucking piece of shit. 'Megadeth is a shitty name but Metallica is a good name.' How are you not embarrassed to admit what a flaming faggot you are to the whole internet?

[XxRustInPeace2xX]

you have no clue what your talking about, symphony of destruction is not even CLOSE to one of megadeths best songs.. its one of the worst songs on the album in fact, Megadeth is WAY BETTER than metallica

[chernobleman]

Pantera whoops them both.

[XxRustInPeace2xX]

i hope thats a joke

[AnselmoHorn78]

fuck off from PanterA

[metallica2rule]

if metallica never threw dave out you wouldn't have had megadeath fucking think about it dumb-ass!!!!!!!!!!

[ttop9999]

i hate napster

[Decklocation]

This is a shitty animation to be generous. Metallica rule! think anyone gives a shit about YOUR "Metallica sucks!" comment? NO.

same as noone will care about mine!!

[tucker5566]

no one cares i know a cop that uses limewire

[BraterstwoMetalu]

metallica giving ass for money

[oughantor]

they should kill people like u!!!!

[jonalliefan]

they are the best band ever in the 80's

[ShirtheadOnRadar]

I made a video about Metallisuckage.

[AntiNBBForce]

wtf.

[demonholocaust101]

all you assholes are wrong!!! metallica doesn't suck and neither does iron maiden, THEY BOTH FUCKIN ROCK!!! i mean think about it, without iron maiden, metallica wouldn't be here or sound as fucking good as they sound due to the fact that metallica's early playing style (thrash/speed metal) was derived from their influence by IRON MAIDEN!!!! both bands are KICK ASS and two of the most influencial bands EVER!!! so quit getting your pimples on your yeast infections in your crotches poping over it!

[ChooseDeth924]

Finally Someone with fuckin sense.

[MetallicMikey]

agreed, every1 here sucks dick and listen to pop shit.

[Halbgottt]

Metallica sucks. No I don't listen to pop. I listen to Metal, Thrash, Death, Black, etc.

Metallica sucks. I dont care if they "Were best band a long time ago" They suck now.

[lt53666]

Death and Black metal fail

[streetfighterPL]

you suck dick !!! METALLICA>megadeth

[Halbgottt]

You do realise.

I never said I LIKED MEGADETH.

Try reading before bashing. It helps.

[benzo09]

piss off! metallica was good in the 80's

NOW THEY SUCK

first of all their songs suck now.

they cut their hair.

LONG LIVE MEGADETH.

[theprofetofthewaaagh]

fuck both of u METALLICA FORVEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[benzo09]

Fuck u dumb ass.

metallica is the worst metal band now. they were the best in 80's.

[XMetaLxManiacX]

What about the Black Album? their best selling album, dumbass? If it wasn't for the Black Album metal wouldn't of reached anywhere else but America, probably would of died out too.

[XxRustInPeace2xX]

haha eyah right, the black album is hardy metal, and DEFINITELY not thrash metal, and it wasn't influential at all.

[XMetaLxManiacX]

Uh yea it was influential, look it up retard.

[XxRustInPeace2xX]

why dont you get a fucking clue, theyre given way more credit then they deserve, they havent innovated the metal genre at all.

[XMetaLxManiacX]

You're the one who needs to get a fucking clue, Metallica is and will always be one of the greatest metal bands in the world, whether you like it or not.

[XxRustInPeace2xX]

despite the fact that theyre sellouts and they suck?.. i think not.. take it from an active musician

[XMetaLxManiacX]

They are sellouts? why because they changed the way they play their music and sold a lot better than before? compare Pre Black Album albums to Black Album, can never compare, plus their new album is going back to stuff they did before Black Album, and it's not half bad, and you gotta remember they are old now in their 40s... give them credit.

[drunkenmadshit]

An active musician that will never be heard and never amount to anything. Keep fighting the good fight.

[XxRustInPeace2xX]

have you ever heard me play?

[Hellisworthallthat]

Shut the fuck up dude!Metallica is probably the band who did the most for metal!!

[estragia]

by stealing instrumentals and change the lyrics?

[turtleownage]

No,by writing good songs,call them sellouts or not they are probly the most famous metal band ever,and one of the best.

[XxRustInPeace2xX]

metallica hasnt been good since and justice for all, theyre not metal anymore, and theyre the biggest sellouts in music history, not to metion theyre all fucking douchebags

[echillag]

dude, you're screen name is fuckin Ender Wiggin. Nothing you say can top that amount or retardedness. go choke

[EndrWggn]

you all suck, metallica and iron maiden suck almost as bad as mikey jackson at a boy scout sleepover THAT WOULD SUCK GET IT??? you all suck and should fucking die of aids becase of ASSRAPE by a GAY FAGGIT like yourselves

ASS FAGGOT

[william1h1bonnie]

you goin die soon

[420BongTokes]

why the fuck do dick fuck people come on here saying metallica and iron maiden suck ect, well if they suck fuck off and dont listen to it, you must have a sad fuck life to have spare time to come on here and make gay comments on videos of people they dont like, anyway funny vide, liekd it haha

[sonnytsn1]

music online is so boring now

now its all about XviD dvd rips and screeners ;)

[cory927]

this video is just turning into a flamewar about iron maiden and metallica...

why can't people just laugh and get on with it?

[cory927]

why is everyone hating on this vid?

it's sick, yeah, but that's what makes humor what it is... and watch the video... this one has nothing to with Metallica...

[XboxNurdsUnite]

this is scary

[gifenrich]

Man,the part when that guy gets anal blast sucks!fucking gays

[thefriendyouneverhad]

....never downloading music again....

[2redaces]

Gangsters like me!!!! \m/ Rock on p2p!

[pedrocampos17]

this video sucks -.-'

[OSRaptor]

LOL NUTTY MCSHITHEAD XD

[utfdsf]

i like wen he laughs its hilarious ahahaha:D