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  • 1:00 Otis was quite the funny man before moving to Hershel's farm.

  • At 2:27 Arnold Feels Like Cummin!

  • The russian did really say go and fuck your mother in the ass and not go and kiss your mothers ass

  • The stereotype that all russians drink all day:-D

  • together with commando, twins and terminator, that is in his top 5 movies

  • arnold at his best. he proved 2 things, first he could make movies without showing his body all the time, except in this movie in the shower, and second.... he can actually act ! playing drago, a soviet-era character was not an easy task.

  • @chikos1989c Cocaynoom

  • "capitalism" (offscreen: takes off pants and continues to watch and jerk off)

  • @CIarKent not me I'm gay lol :)

  • @shairaptor wouldn't gays also enjoy porn (they can watch the man in the film) ?

  • @CIarKent ok, yes :)

  • does anybody no the name of the porn film?

  • @stig100900 no and i dont wanna know

  • "potseluy moyu zalupu!" means "kiss the dirty head of my penis!"

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  • 0:11

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  • Uhm whats a one liner???

    im just asking

  • @JSLegoMaster one line ???

  • @JSLegoMaster please garvin

  • Danko - "Danko"

    Clerk - "You're welcome" (Chuckle)

    Priceless!!

  • AHHH the 80's movie police precinct. Billions of unprocessed criminals, junkies and prostitutes waiting around or being dragged off kicking and screaming, a layer of smoke in the air so thick you could cut it with a knife, the mysterious absence of A/C replaced by metal fans, and the Chief's office always at the far end of the room. Man I love being from this decade!!!

  • yebi svoyu mamu zadnizu: go fuck your moms ass and not kiss it o.0

  • @DimDiDima I think Arnie was trying to say it in a more polite way.

  • @desormi Guess so..

  • @DimDiDima Since Arnie's character in this movie was a tough, but civilized cop.

  • love the morrissey hair

  • "How do Soviets deal with stress?"

    "Vodka" XD

    Should've seen that a mile away LMAO

  • why is he so surprised? we live in da shit like this lol =)

  • Art: " where is the lockeeerrrr that this key open?

    Drugdeeler: "go fuck your mom's ass"

    =D

  • Arn: "get up!

    Drugdeeler: gets up...

    Arn: "I'm taking you to execution!!

    Drugdeeler: Kiss my butt....

    classic....

  • @TajikRaven

    Arn: What is this key for?

    Drugdeeler: Kiss my ASS!

    hahha....

  • @TajikRaven It's not "Kiss my butt" it's "Kiss my Dick"

  • DANKO

    you're welcome laughs hahahahahaha

    Ivan looks at him like an statue

  • that stress managment didn't work for grandpa barone haha

  • VODKA

  • criminals always get caught doing something stupid like running a red light

  • I like what american thinks is a normal russian hairdue. Dolph Lundgren also had one in rocky 4

  • 1:00 Danko you welcome hahahahahahah so funnny ;D;;D;D

  • why is there always hookers getting booked in the cop station.

  • @SpruikerSlayer cause the cops need something to do when not eating donuts ;0)

  • Arnold movies has always been much better than stallones, dunno even why stallone is being compaired to arnold. He doesnt reach arnold to the ancles.

  • Russian phrases in the jail(from 5-46) :

    -Get up! I'm extracting you for execution!

    -Kiss my prick's top !

    - What is this key for?

    -Kiss me in my asshole!

    -(to the american detective) - Fuck your mother in her ass !

  • ed o ross is like jim belushis evil twin

  • what he says go an kiss your mother behind

  • vodka lol

  • ...CAPITALISM!

  • LOL@6:53

  • LOL Arnold and his lines:

    "Porn" good in capitalism & " Vodka" in communism

  • 2:30 Capitalism :)

  • 3:31 mafioso says "Kiss my ass"

  • HAHAHA VODKA

  • when the clerk asked if the guy was russian why did arnold correct him and say soviyet like he was insisting.

  • @johnnyblazze911

    Wikipedia, USSR

  • Because screenplay wrote a moron. If he said Georgian or Cacausian it would be more same

  • трахните вашу задницу матерей!

  • Вот так правильно , май френд . " Трахни-ка свою маму (мать ) в зад (ницу ) ." Very nice Russian . Word order is a little wrong , but still very nice . Keep it up .

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  • Vodka <333333333333

    CCCP

  • capitalism - someone is always getting fucked!!

  • @mohammedisapedo You faggot why you calling Prophet Muhammad a pedo? Have you no shame asswhole?

  • @mohammedisapedo HAHAHA...looooooooooool whats wright thats wright ! :-)

  • :D:D:D such funny movie i love it:)

  • 0:55

  • "Danko- you're welcome" ROLF!!!!!!!!!!! Just love that line, one of the funniest I`v eve heard and seen. Even as a kid I just to rewind that scene over and over again on VHS. Thanks uploader

  • on italian is even better:

  • take a look at the hotel room Arnie enters at 2:00

    in video game GTA IV, Roman's flat strongly resembles this hotel room :)

  • 2:30. Capitalism. Lol!

  • Goofs I noticed ..

    Message from Washington embassy to Moscow were not in cyrillic and was strongly misspelled . But its no big deal ..

  • @kurbanovm Yep, I think produsers can't find cyrilic matrix

  • Actually , not "kiss your mothers behind

    But "Fuck your mother in the ass "

  • Что значит ( What is ) glorified postman ? Would you be respectful to russian-speaking youtuber and kindly explain that one ..

  • That comment is basically directed at the Soviet police uniform.

    Basically she was saying that the uniform looks like a "postman's" uniform despite the fact she know it is a policeman's uniform.

  • For god sake ..I got that one myself ...

    I meant , "glorified postman " during WORLD WAR 2 ..What exactly is that ?

    Thanks anyway ..

  • judging by ur reply, u didnt get it.....

    "Glorified" implies that it looks fancy.....so he looks like a postman, except with a "fancier" uniform.....

    and be polite seeing how i took time out to answer ur question

  • No , dont get me wrong . No disrespect , I really appreciate it . You didnt see my face when I said those impolite words , did you ? Iˇm a friendly youtube civilian.

    It s just that everyone knows who the postman is . Its that man on a bicycle who doesnt ring twice .

  • Beg your pardon , on contrary , he always rings twice . So thanks again , buddy . I appreciate it . Was very helpful . Hope next time you would still want to help those in need of linguistic inside , despite ungrateful SOB like me . =)

  • don't worry..no offense taken

  • How do you Soviets deal with all the tensions and stress?

    "Vodka"

  • poor bug! :)))

  • russian?  SOVIET! hahahahaha

  • potselui moju zalupu hahahahhahaah

  • yes, the potseluy moyoo zaloopoo stuff was nice. Kiss my glans penis.....They should've made english subtitles for Russian :)

  • @g10bus Yep, but it translated like "Kiss my ass" or "Screw your self"

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