Man gets over excited on Countdown

[dtr4eva]

his little smerk XD

[MusicIsFit]

The dude afterwards has amazing hair. :}

[maccymacdonald]

Spammed the replay button!

[BoycottStabb]

Let's face it, we all get over excited by countdown these days.......

[MrSerbia4life]

press 8 to see him doing a tactical wank

[jimmyboy141414]

keep pressing 3 to hear what the navy general said to his staff.......... :D

[Qw3rtypop]

You may laugh but monies is a word, as is fishes, peoples and sheeps.

[1170smithy]

enemies 7

[Snaithy96]

George Adadadgwengo would be proudwith the MONIES!!

[sabuzzinit]

Why apologise for semen? Without it, none of us would even be here.

[DiscoDougify]

Keep pressing 5 to see him blow his load on TV.

[McPrfctday]

I got seximee no

[MrMattyvibes]

Why apologise? Semen is as natural as my snot. I fart, I sneeze and then I cum. What's the problem?

[bob2000a]

over excited in his pants

[DaPiffalicious]

@Spiderpope hahahahahahahaha :L

[pokebob4eva]

@laughingmyturbanoff1 oh well too bad, wait till you're older then :p

[deelennondee]

im in canada whats siemen?

[niloh96]

@deelennondee If you're a child we probably shoudnt tell you, go ask your daddy.

[Spiderpope]

@deelennondee its a mobile phone manufacturer

[roykoopa25]

@deelennondee its a unit for electrical conductance

[Glenn9oo]

@deelennondee The siemens (symbol: S) is the SI derived unit of electric conductance and electric admittance. Conductance and admittance are the reciprocals of resistance and impedance respectively, hence one siemens is equal to the reciprocal of one ohm, and is sometimes referred to as the mho.

[MrLunitunz]

@deelennondee Two things:

One, if you're in Canada, why does your profile say United Kingdom?

Two, how does the simple virtue of being in Canada keep you from knowing what Semen (or Siemen as you've spelt it) is?

[deelennondee]

@MrLunitunz thats racist

[MrLunitunz]

@deelennondee Wow. You really are a child.

[deelennondee]

@MrLunitunz wow you really are gullible

[MrLunitunz]

@deelennondee The irony is that despite watching a Countdown video, I don't think you know what words mean, kid.

[deelennondee]

@MrLunitunz youe our realy stupid 

[MrLunitunz]

@deelennondee The irony. 

[PandorasLuckbox]

@MrLunitunz I don't think he was actually claiming to be from canada.

[MrLunitunz]

@PandorasLuckbox Which would invalidate point one, but point two remains valid.

[PandorasLuckbox]

@MrLunitunz Well canadians reproduce through asexual budding, that's what I imagine he was getting at. They simply have no conception of semen or any other gametes for that matter.

[MrLunitunz]

@PandorasLuckbox Yeah, but if you're someone who reproduces sexually and just happen to be in Canada, do you automatically lose your conception of the fundamentals of sexual reproduction?

[08betterthenyer08]

183 likes, 183 dislikes

[ahem]

my time to shine

[a89dc]

trying to be funny?

[ffirth1]

he spells it fucking wrong!!!!

[vineylfc]

i think the 5 letter word was dodgier than the 6

[97channel]

He did well, I struggled to get semi.

[beeniefide]

@97channel totally misread your statement just then...

[hjenkinz]

@97channel give this man the internets.

[moonsugar1]

Bet he said that the one time he got laid, the lucky girl.

[Grakmere]

BAAAHHHAAA "SEMEN".

[petertrickaz]

should have gone with TNETENNBA

[TheOfficialInception]

@petertrickaz IT Crowd Ftw :D

[noize101]

pretty intelligent people. shame the other kid's never heard of a hair cut

[04smallmj]

@noize101 What's wrong with his hair? It's fine!

[a89dc]

press 5 5 5 4 and its a retard masturbating

[DerpyGamingTV]

justin bieber?

[Mrfentry]

Press 4

[Gavin17259]

He said a naughty word! I'm telling!

[ccsuk]

Unbelievable Jeff!

[MyShadows7800]

Smirky Mc.Smirk 

[UncleKennybobs]

SO FUCKING WHAT?

[mrmagicroundcircle]

@UncleKennybobs so fucking what ? carol's there you cunt

[birkinsmith88]

@UncleKennybobs no one made you click on it...

[blehface3000]

@PatchowPietro think you're the one that has some growing up to do if you don't know what semen is

[ufewl]

mines. noise monies omens

[ufewl]

why is he apologising? did he cum too soon?

[bobbiwib]

@PatchowPietro I think it's more about the face he pulls. My apologies... SEMEN *face* I saw the joke as him not actually meaning to say semen but it, ah, entering the equation unexpectedly ;)

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

You know you have a guilty conscience when you have to apologise for saying the technical term for a natural bodily substance.

[MrRobbo1389]

if you keep pressing 1 you can see him getting ready for the semen. and if you keep pressing 7 you can see the other guy attempting to.

[blehface3000]

@PatchowPietro not had your first wank yet? you'll get there

[DAJAZDJ1]

@blehface3000 it's 3 motherfucking words fucking thick cunt go to school u bitch ass punk

[blehface3000]

@DAJAZDJ1 what? what are you talking about?

[matt2dashtizza]

MYAPOLOGIESSEMEN is a 16 letter word last time i checked!

[blehface3000]

@PatchowPietro well, when a man loves a woman....

[GRAEMEMCFORLIFE]

@PatchowPietro you trully don't understand the connotations that come with semen, do you? yes i said come.

[GRAEMEMCFORLIFE]

Press 3 for "my porrige is semen..."

[RedFlame19]

my porridge is semen

[disastermaster47]

tap 1 for masterbating



[Antzcceltic1]

pressed 5 for jizz face

[shanem365]

Yeah that's tickled me

[whufclewis06]

@shanem365 Funniest thing about this video was your comment!

[TheGibballo]

"Monies" George Agdgdgdwengo would be proud.

[TheOfficialInception]

@TheGibballo You fuckin' Legend! XD Kayan Novak is a beast :D

[999Dommy]

@TheGibballo that is what i thought when he said that

[MooneySquared]

my porrige is semen

[crabroast21]

Quite amusing & wow, the guy at the end is adorable =)

[robswift008]

press 7 then 4 for dodgy semen

[HammerLex77]

It wasn't actually a word he was giving.

In fact he was apologising because he'd just spunked all over the desk.

[AndrewMcinally1888]

semen lolllll

[SimplyJarvis]

Press 7 Then 4

[jamesaellis]

Love the fact that the young lad did not think of that!

[szczepansky]

@jamesaellis why would he go for a word that's one letter shorter than the one he gave?

[irish2k10]

@szczepansky because i doubt "moneys" is a real word but i could be wrong.

[Cwtchme]

@irish2k10 It's "monies" and yes it's a real word!

[irish2k10]

@Cwtchme my bad! such a stupid word though!

[MrRobinjam]

"Pile o' Jizz, semen"

[gandjaitp]

Press 7 then 4.

[TehCream]

He says "My apologies, SEMEN".

[drylunchable]

Show me the MONEHS!!!!!!!

[TheTinhead86]

Keep pressing 5 for the moment he cums! Rachel Riley can do that to some people!

[seangallacher11]

thats what he said

[Spadesandshades]

his porridge is what?

[MightySplosh]

MONEHS

[JACKMCMXCI]

I am 12 and what is this?

[blunty1]

i don't really understand, semen is produced to make babies so its a good thing.. i don't get why this is funny, grow up!

[metallhead94]

@blunty1 Sperm is produced to make babies. Semen is simply there to facilitate the movement of sperm cells.

[blunty1]

@metallhead94 .. ok thanks for that :) .. i hope you get my point anyway!

[Mrcazzaman]

I went to school with the other lad - Jack.

[crabroast21]

@Mrcazzaman Really? He's kinda cute. :3

[Joe898100]

Not that bad...

[laughingmyturbanoff1]

What's semen?

[ThatOneMinecraftian]

@laughingmyturbanoff1 Tell me you're joking?

[laughingmyturbanoff1]

@ThatOneMinecraftian No. What is it?

[pokebob4eva]

@laughingmyturbanoff1 go ask your mum

[laughingmyturbanoff1]

@pokebob4eva She wouldn't tell me.

[pokebob4eva]

@laughingmyturbanoff1 lol well I'm not teing you XD look it up on google

[laughingmyturbanoff1]

@pokebob4eva I can't google it. The filter blocks the word out! halp!

[ThatOneMinecraftian]

@laughingmyturbanoff1 Semen is an organic fluid, also known as seminal fluid, that may contain spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals and can fertilize female ova. Semen is produced and originates from the seminal vesicle, which is located in the pelvis. The process that results in the discharge of semen is called ejaculation.

[VikkiBlowsMe]

@Stefanarak with the lovely Rachel Riley being there I doubt I could concentrate...

[saxon332]

hes trrying not to laugh XD

[Talos357]

hit 3, 7, 4 in that order lol

[DisasterpieceA7X]

@Talos357 My dodgy semen, haha

[ashbashaldo]

Thats what i say when i wipe it up with a tissue and flush it down the loo.

[xxVSJester]

...in my pants.



[spyjan1]

I found no.

[loveudannybabes]

Hehe....never heard of anyone who was so immature at that...and was on countdown..

[VikkiBlowsMe]

I can make the word 'enemies' with those letters, and that beats 'semen' and 'monies'.

[stefanarak]

@VikkiBlowsMe sweet, go on the show and replicate your genius o_O

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

Monies.

LOL

[Pezreh]

@SpyWhoLovedHimself It's an actual word you dipshit.

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

@Pezreh I'm aware.

[tattooninja]

uhhhh ENEMIES !!

[WhatR2D2Saw]

Dodgy monies for my semen!

[RandomTwit1698]

I personally would have said X-Men.

[budalo767]

i don't undestand...damn...

[VeeelzHD]

@budalo767

He has to make the longest word possible out of the letters.

The longest he could find was semen.

[imilsomnia]

That's a nice tnetennba

[PC336]

@imilsomnia Moss?!

[garethp0709]

is jack a lesbian or a guy?

[cerberus3838]

But with Rachel Riley as the co-host you're bound to think up something like that!

[mediumawlful]

That night he slept with an embalmed hand

[watsinyrwallet]

that seccond guy was dead cute !

[Decodethemachines]

@watsinyrwallet yeah for a faggot

[watsinyrwallet]

@Decodethemachines i hope so ;)

[Decodethemachines]

@watsinyrwallet are you gay

[Novelladelleda]

@watsinyrwallet ew emo faggot.

[watsinyrwallet]

@Novelladelleda im not emotional, fuck yes rathe be gay and a dirty breeder 

[Novelladelleda]

@watsinyrwallet Emo doesn't mean emotional, you fucking DUMB shit, it's a stereotype. lol.

[Decodethemachines]

@watsinyrwallet "dirty breeder". lol if it wasnt for your "dirty breeder" parents, you wouldnt be here. faggot. i bet your parents are well and truely ashamed. not cos your gay, but you think straight people are sick.

[SupahArts]

I watched it, did not laugh, looked at the top comment, watched it again, and lauged :S

[DaaBoss100]

press 3 for porrige is semen

[CoolCumber187]

this show does my head in it was good when that 12 yr old went on it though that was one smart kid

[padraic7]

This is the filth that is been beamed on our TV's? I hope someone complained about this.

[JordanLeeKelly21]

how could you dislike this!

[wjp666]

that's what she said.

[ThePalaeontologist]

Poor guy...he is like an advertising campaign mascot for unhappy relationships, erectile dysfunction, cold porridge and female dissatisfaction all rolled into one tactless, uptight, nerdy and pathetic little excuse of a mans body. You got a dick man! USE IT! (well)

[Fuzzbuggy]

@ThePalaeontologist LMAO!! He was trying to be serious, but right after you could see a delicious little smirk on his face.

[noozilander]

One guy saw semen, other guy sees money shot...

[bongzillaIV]

Prepare yourself to be freaked out and press the '4' key repeatedly

[jdelasalle11]

omg 0:03 look at his face

[jdelasalle11]

thats the funniest thing ive ever encountered

[TheGamerBrad]

My porridge is semen?

[tehnookster]

Dat guy must be an alien or sutin

[buffy21033]

@lollypopp125 lol it''s monies which is a real word

[SmallPanda57]

Ok... nobody like or dislike because it 60/60

[BUDFATHER]

He looks like the guy from the Human Cetepede 2.

[TenshiChihuahua]

Hold down 5

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[LurkingCrassZero]

Was that his word, or was he just announcing he'd cum in his pants!?

[samf0135]

When pressing 2 it sounds as though he says "Polyjuice semen".

[tjbayliss]

lol and thats only 5 letters, Countdown fail

[xXxWWExTNAxXx]

Press 2 for... Apologize Semen

[jamesaellis]

You think the youung lad would have said that...

[aaronfromhastings]

I wouldn't mind some SEMEN from Jack's dodgy six...

[KRterrorKR123]

i thought it was SEX lol

[lukeosborne]

Justin Bieber was on Countdown?

[philyboyo]

"my apologies, semen" are the first words heard by every woman he's ever been with too, coincidentally.

[meu02136]

@philyboyo Because he has to finish in 30 seconds.

[ThePacmanClassic]

I see men!......In this video I mean >_<

[OMGyouAREaTWAT]

The "dodgy" monies makes it so much worse.

[CowLunch]

His paper reads:

SEX

MEN

SEMEN

[outofslumber]

@CowLunch

And but for the lack of a "P" PENIS would have been on his paper.