Walker texas ranger Rodeo

[thebasedchamp]

poor bull was hanging on for dear life...

[theteejmiester]

Thumbs up if you were brought here by Cracked.com!!

[JUJO2532]

Aqui esta la pelicula de rodeo ---> 8seconds.tk

[BlackAdam08]

I particularly like that he rode the bull for PRECISELY eight seconds....down to the millisecond.

[MrQuinceJam]

Chuck Norris wins at everything.

[BigSexyAlBundy]

@MrQuinceJam except that match against Bruce Lee.

[fuckassbitch]

@BigSexyAlBundy There's no shame when losing to the guy who invented legs solely for the purpose of beating the crap out of you when he gets bored of using his fists (i'm referring to bruce lee of course).

[BlackAdam08]

@fuckassbitch ... you owe Robert Brockway from Cracked.com a dollar.



[macbadapple]

@fuckassbitch

Actually, Bruce was taught how to kick by a TKD master, Jhoon Rhee. Master Rhee showed Bruce that the feet can be as dangerous as the hands. Bruce, to his credit, took to kicks like a duck to water.

Though, yours is a funny quote :-)

[StarongBahd]

I think the best part of this is the fact that Chuck Norris's number is 42.

[18emo1]

why does chuck norris run like a wuss when he fall hahaha stupid rodeos

[TheMissytoshoes]

how is this animal abuse??? somebody tell me!!! its no different than racing a race horse, we dont know they like it or hate it, but while they are at the rodeos they arent in our freezer or being feed to our dog... so is it crulty to eat meat??

[18emo1]

@TheMissytoshoes well they tie a flank strap around there flank and tighten it around there flank so its painfull and i was told that they shock them in the face but im not to sure anymore if thats been banned they all so beat them in the chutes

[RabiaB]

@TheMissytoshoes

On the last question: there are a couple of 100 thousand people on this globe who'd say that yes, eating meat is cruelty. To give just a few reasons: Religious/ethical views on value of life, facts about how those animals live, effect on the environment and the countries who produce all the grain to feed cows.

[uiwqe]

stupid shit ass rednecks,,this is animal abuse at its finest..u lucky i aint there redneck shit ass!

[ruggbutt]

You're lucky, son.  Where I live we carry in the open. All you need is a holster.

[uiwqe]

keep it on u,,i'll end up putting it in your redneck ass!

[2wingo]

Yeah, now THAT'S how we roll in America, France!

[danuke303]

Do they have rodeos at Aveyron?

[hoorayforwoody]

That bull is lucky to be alive. Chuck would rarely allow something to draw breath after being disgraced like that.

[049668]

whenever the video closed up on his face u could tell he was on a mechanical bull by the way he was moving

[Carks128]

we were all thinking it, but thanks for telling us all what we already knew :P chuck norris is not all that. :P

[KUTULU849]

fuck chuck norris.

[Whitehorse79]

Chuck Norris made the only 100 point ride in history, but the PBR erased it from the record books because too many riders were dying attempting to duplicate the feat.

Instead of prize money, Chuck opted to just take the bull, which he ate for desert after finishing another steak dinner.

[skippyjonjones05]

does anyone know what season this episode is from?

[LordKinoda]

Wow I loved alot of Chuck's movies. But just the few clips that I've viewed here on YouTube is way more than enough to tell me this show is a huge indulgence in his own ego. This show appears to be extrememly campy, but I don't think it's intentional, so I guess you couldn't even call it that.

I'll just have to be satisfied with the Chuck I remember as a kid.

[SnabelnBosse]

I hate Chuck Norris!! Its nothing special about him! He is a ugly,berdy weirdo!

[SnabelnBosse]

I hate Chuck Norris

[Aivottaja]

The bull obviously doesn't come after him because after he drops him he realizes: "Holy shit! That's Chuck Norris!"

[johnroshan]

rofl..

[Gi2les82]

the bull don't ride cause it's Chuck Norrirs who rides the bull

[dif4160]

I love Chuck Noris

[sloppychops69]

Ancient Hebrew you god damn fucken ignorent cunt!

[sloppychops69]

The french invented rodeos u fucken dipshit!

[TableNinja]

lol French Rodeo.

that don't make any kind of sense.

[walkerfan24]

isn't this episode from widow maker?

[rodeo4life1993]

most bull ridn bulls can be saftly handleedd out bak of the chutes afta they have bukd. coz there harmless bu there are ur odd nutt case like with horses dogs anything.

most of em u can pat and play aroudn wtih not that u really want to but u can

[Alchemical]

Excuse me, but what language was that supposed to be written in?

[rodeo4life1993]

there not in pain wen there being purchased for rodeo, there tried out and the bukn strap is put on and if the bull dnt react to it then they moove it on seell it dnt buy it wat eva

there not in pain if so every fkn bull would be being used for rodeo.. so shut the fuk up u lil city fags and go to sum shopn

[101RISEUP101]

Go Chuck Norris

[dentonite90]

You have a sore ass due to

[markandrach]

why do they all wear hats that make them look like fools

[dentonite90]

b/c its from Texas in the early 90d's. Dont ask the truth will only disappoint you.

[ftsm]

ne fun men?

[anernits]

"Category: Comedy"

says it all

[bamsebomsen]

I think he ment: Chuck Norris (the actor) vursus Walker (the (if you didn't know) fictional caracter from WalkerTR played by Chuch Norris).

But still; most likely the worst serie in history, a mans tribute to himself, written by Chuck Norris. No wonder people started to make fun of him.

[obliviouspet]

Hahahaaaa i love laughing at Norris.

[doctari1]

walker is great at everything he does. Here is a question. Who wins in a fight, Chuck Norris vs. Walker Texas Ranger?

[live4rodeo]

is this a movie and if it is whats the name

[Coldacre]

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to be

[RockLee2Fast4U]

Chuck Norris doesn't ride the bull. The bull rides Chuck Norris.

[Juventino4vr]

Thanks man,i lold!! xD

[bonnie28n]

the spoores they use on they rodeo illegal to use in all other sports, and use of this will ca horses isuse you

[synthapete]

I think you mean spurs. Rodeo does not allow sharp spurs. It is a dull rounded spur and has to comply with a specific swivel radius to lessen impact to the horse.

[synthapete]

That was so cheesey with the cutaways between the stuntman and the Chuck! Still, Chuck Norris is cool.

[djm6456]

I really like Chuck Norris on anything.

DJM

[muselectrica]

Awsome!

[hgary2003]

That is my buddy Jimmy McCarley riding that Bull, as you may imagine, Chuck Norris is pretty good at martial arts, but he isn't a cowboy.

[ljiljan21]

on je tako HRABAR momak!!!!!

[bonnie28n]

i am an profetitional horse trainer an i sasy that rodeo is animal abuse. please contact the goverment in your state and ask them to do so. i have already contacted my state, california.

can see why. take a look at the play list i made abuot it.

to you who dislike what i am trying to do, i have three words for you. KISS MY ASS.

[crazyfarm30]

these animals are well looked after and they are probably more educated than you are.. so shut the hell up!

[bonnie28n]

i have owned horses, and i have education in the horse anatomy. did you know that a horse don't have the Mosul that allows you to frow up, and did you know that the horse walk on what used to be his long finger, and that little bone he have right above his hoof is his tum. and did you know that i have owned 3 horses. the last one is called oxhovds Victoria.

[crazyfarm30]

wow i am impressed..a flashy european name for a hanovarian! but it still doesnt explain how you can be soooooo smart with horses as you claim...seeing how you have owned what three??? i was born with horses around my whole life i did stadium jumping all the way up to packing horse in the mountains, so i am not gonna let some ill brained city slicker tell me about horses who knows nothing but the friggin anatomy of prehistoric horses!!!

[synthapete]

I am curious what your assumption is based on. I have read some bs on the SHARK website where they claim that stun guns and tail twisting is used in every rodeo. But that is not true because both of those are outlawed in PBR and PRCA. Saying all rodeos are bad based on the actions of a few bad people is like saying all animal rights group are bad based on PETA killing 97% of the animals in their shelter compared to the national average of 15%

[bonnie28n]

if i had used does spoores and that rope on my horses i would face the risk of being abandon for life.

[synthapete]

And for the record, not every cowboy even uses spurs.

[XxJakexAlyssaxX]

synthapete ur an asshole so STFU! u have no idea what ur taking about! rodeos r cruel & they use spurs. it doesnt matter if they r rounded or not! how would u like it if some jackass was sitting on u making u buck & all kinds of crazy shit & then on top of that they kick u in the sides with spurs?! it would hurt like a bitch! & u can stop bitching out bonnie cuz she knows what shes saying. u fucking prude ass redneck cunt! u r what we get when ur mom & dad meet at thier family reunion!!

[synthapete]

Wow, way to stereotype. I am not bitching. Unlike some people I have control over my temper. I am correcting. Do you know how spurs are used? Evidently not if you think they are for kicking. Bullriders only use them for grip. Additionally, a bulls hide is 7 times thicker than a humans. No bull has ever been punctured by a spur. They are examined by vets more often than any household pets. You also forget, you can't milk a bull. If bulls don't rodeo they get turned into hamburger.

[XxJakexAlyssaxX]

i dont stereotype i tell it like it is! and bullriders dont need 2 use SPURS SHARP OR ROUNDED 2 hold onto a bull! it doesn't matter if there hide is 7 times thicker then ours cuz ours is so thin anyways it doesn't make a differece!! & 4 ur information spurs r NOT used in jumping and racing!! if we want r horses to move we simply give them a gentle squeeze! they r trained 4 that! rodeo animals r forced 2 do that! u shock them, kick them, pull there ears,slam them around the gate! ur an asshole!

[synthapete]

I have never seen a rodeo animal kicked or pulled by the ears. Electric cattle prods are outlawed in pro rodeo, and SHARK mislabels their vidoes. Their newest video is listed as happening at the PRCA finals, which hadn't even happened this year when they posted it... Things that make you go hmm...

[synthapete]

And I keep emailing them injury reports, and they keep saying those reports are top secret.

[synthapete]

Aside from which, her claim was that rodeo spurs are illegal in other events, which is not true. Horse jumping and horse racing spurs are spikes, which actually ARE cruel.

I have been on ranches my entire life and have raised a hell of a lot more than 3 animals, so I know what I am talking about. Que putada!

[XxJakexAlyssaxX]

the stuf SHARK posts isn't bs! its the truth which is exactly what u rednecks dont want ne1 2 know! u seriously need to shut the fuck up and go do some god damned research u fucking retard!!!

[telesrme]

The truth about SHARK? They just figured out a way to tap the money of soft hearted people so they could travel around to shoot video of their favorite sport. Brilliant. Wish I had thought of it.

[bonnie28n]

well i have growed up on a farm. and it is anoff just to be seen living out of the stable with those spures to be abandon from all conetiton for life. the rolls are internetinal, but hey you know all this aready, rigth?

it going to take alittle time before they get to pass the new laws agains rodeo, so maybe you and your friend can use the time you have left to learn how to ride.

[synthapete]

What do farms have to do with cattle? Cattle are raised on ranches. I have worked on many ranches and grew up on horseback. I couldn't understand anything else you said.

[bonnie28n]

the rodeo people like to make you think that they are not abusing there animals but i can insure you that a horse or a bull do not have anythink in that eria that you don't have.

they are " the school jary bully" who like to turment and hurase. just see who Mr synthapete is trying to throw douth on every think me and xxjakexalyssaxx is saying.

[synthapete]

Actually, I emailed xxjakexalyssaxx and we had a very nice conversation. We don't agree with each other on everything, but at least we were able to talk about it reasonably. That is what's great about this country.

[bonnie28n]

she is one of my youtube friends and we talked about you earlier today. she said this about you: " i don't know what his problem is".

and i have a spelling check hocked up to the Internet, and i used it in about 85% of the time, so if you have so much problem reading maybe you need to get some help.

[synthapete]

Here's what she wrote to me:

okay. so maybe i can be quite foul mouthed and rude.

and if it is okay with u maybe we can have a civilized discussion.

i want to know why u think rodeos aren't cruel, and things like jumping are.

please and thanks you.

XxJakexAlyssaxX

[synthapete]

Bonnie, Your spellchecker is broken chica. "HOCKed up" has no context here. I was in honors english and won a state wide spelling bee so don't you ever insult my intelligence. Thank you, we are done.

[slayer666metallica]

rodeos are fun as hell

[LCPGACOWGIRL]

Plain and simple. You have no idea what your talkin bout and i suggest you whine and talk shit bout like the way the kill cattle that YOU eat or the slaughter of horses in Europe! But research it first!

[LCPGACOWGIRL]

THEY PUT SO MUCH INTO THEM THAT THESE PEOPLE WOULDNT THINK HURTIN THEM! Oh and just you know they also wouldn't risk its "dick" bein hurt because then they couldn't breed it to get more. So before you start bitchin bout animal cruelty, you ought to research it. These people can't afford for one of their rodeo animals to get hurt.

[LCPGACOWGIRL]

They animals have a good run and then they get put out to pasture to live out their days. Dumbass. Now ask yourself, If i just spent thousands of dollars on this animal and I have taken time to make sure it's up to date on shots, (bulls and buckin horses must have a negative coggins, which says they aint infected with anything) is well fed and safe from harm, why would i hurt it?

[LCPGACOWGIRL]

(those little horsey's that buck in rodeos.) Do honestly hurt these people would animals. Most rodeo people are folks who've been raised to respect animals because they're from the country or out west. Do you think they shoot a bull or bronc just because they didn't ride it 8 seconds? No it's respected and revered even more!

[LCPGACOWGIRL]

Rodeo aint animal cruelty! At least not American rodeos. Other countries like Mexico have harsh ones with dyin animals so maybe that's what your talkin bout. But I doubt it. You really ought to shut your mouth cause you have no idea what's goin on here. That rope around his "butt" is actually a bull rope, around his flank! Its hurts him no more than a tight belt hurts you. The bull's sire (which means daddy) was a good buckin bull too. That's how it works. it's with Broncs

[mjlew01207]

truly the worst show and actor in the history of broadcast, cable and satelite TV history

[superdan267]

42!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hellcatz88]

Hollywood magic. Great stunts.

[celticu02]

it aint there to rub its dick, asshole, its just there cuz it is, its just there so the bull will kick and jump, if you dont like the sport, and people who do it for a living, like me, dont watch it.

id like to see it banned, yea thats like banning gay shits like you from youtube. douche bags.

[bonnie28n]

please help me to make this sport illegal. contact you state and goverment and ask them to make this sport illegal. I have already contaced my state. Califorina.

[bullridingsombitch]

Get a life you little prick!! I was just sitting here enjoying a fat steak(done rare of course) thinking that you need to get a hobby or somthing, then you could stop sticking your nose into other peoples way of life.

[bonnie28n]

rodeo is animol abuse. see that rope the animol have around his butt? ever wondered why it is there? it is threre to skvise his dick flat. help me to make this sport iligole, write you state and the goverment and ask them to put and stop to the animol abuse. I already emailed my stat, california.

[jnaggs]

your mom is animal abuse!

ban rodeo in california? that would be like banning hippy commune poetry in texas, gee what rhymes with assless chaps?

[synthapete]

Wrong again Ms. Spell. The flank strap does not make any contact with the genitals.

It goes in front of the tendons of the rear leg to correct the bulls form so he bucks correctly and does not hurt himself.

[teddygomi]

At the end of the clip, the announcer is speaking French? Was this supposed to be some kind of French rodeo?

[JTMFER]

I don't ride but I do respect those who do it for a living. I have had friends that do ride and it alot of work. Keep up the good work guys Cowboy up!

[FilmFlexNov2006]

Has anybody stopped to think that maybe the bull was having the time of his life? That was Chuck Norris on his back!? Did anybody stop to think that the bull was jumping around say "Yahoo! I've got a big red stud on MY back - martial arts champion of the universe!" I can't speak bull, but I bet it went something like that.

[bullridingsombitch]

Do you all just worry about the animals, HUH? What about the cowboys and cowgirls that die doing the sport they love. My uncle happens to be one of those cowboys. SO TO ALL OF YOU ACTIVISTS I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BIG FUCK YOU!!!!!

[bonnie28n]

so you would love it if i came and skivets you dick flat with a rope? no. then why do you thing that rodeo is so fun, because that is why that house is going crazy, no because it is a will horse. don't try to argue with me cause I am an horse wisper.

[synthapete]

"I am horse wisper???" LOL!!! You can't even spell it but you think you are one?!

[country182]

super ce passage, j'adore !!!

yeehaww !!!

[kaupunkilaisnatsi]

rodeo is so fuckin' stupid

[rodeorider32]

why do these people watch the rodeo videos if all they're gonna do is piss and moan about it?

[sandhillc]

It's animal terror? if you don't like it don't watch it. if all you do is watch and complain that would make you a bitch. So keep it up bitch

[PrivateTony]

Agree Piratboss, Think a bit about the animals for an exchange (I know this is from an movie but anyway)

[piratboss]

Stop rodeo, It`s animal terror.

[hardcorecowboy8]

why dont you give up somthing you live for u fuckin prick

[CadenRolland]

Is this where Mensa meets?

[Rookz]

Chuck Norris didnt fall off the bull, the bull had slipped away from under Chuck.

[Questpeace]

Shut uuuuuuup. Chuck Norris jokes are so annoying now.

[shotinthehead]

chuck norris counted to infinity - twice.

[Questpeace]

Shut up.

[harrytuttle100]

norris is gay

[hotcountryboy5]

and ur not???

[Laveticus]

OMG! HA HA HA!

[VillaSsukka]

aika paha!

[philliesguy]

Chuck Norris didn't fall off the bull, the bull fell off of Chuck norris.

[sylvia1415]

I LOVE YOU Chuk Norris..... kiss

[abcalphabeta]

Chuck Norris didn't fall off. He knew how much points he got exactly.

[cocopigen]

i fell sorry for the bull!

[broncrider86]

awesome video i just rodeoed this weekend cant wait to go do it again!!!

[spyrostz]

its the Chuckman (like skatman)xexe!

i think Chuck Norris is the best comedy actor ever but he doesn't know it :)

I heard that the bull did not survive after throwning Chucky down... Yes it is true, ONE KICKSPAN and... there we have a new star in the sky !

[j48reg]

fake and gay

[NatipaC87]

you're fucking gay u son of a bitch

[kenpj]

chuck norris is my hero!!! he can do anything!! he even speaks japanese!!

[8cowyoredneck]

re-ride that bull didn't buck for shit

[gulfbreeze8]

Rock on, Chuck!

[Y0uEnj0yMyself]

CHEA CHEA

[jakards]

It was not Chuck on the bull, must be his stuntman. Because Chuck doesn't do bullride, it's the bull who does Chuckride and no bulls have survived for 8 seconds.

[pookybrain]

i loooooove rodeo...

just because an animal "bucks" doesn't mean it is in freakin pain..

[86meplease]

Western Home Decor Barbedwiredesign dot com

[cihat44]

one time chuck norris played a brick wall in a game of tennis and he won

[cecily93]

Rodeo riding, bull riding in particular does not hurt the bull. The bulls are bred for rodeoes. Haven't you ever heard of a bull called Twister?

[BadBoyKilla18]

chuck norris tootk pitiy on the bull, so he didn't give him a roundhusekick =)

[Grovemeister]

Unlike the humans, the animals have no choice but to be subjected to overwhelming cruelty for the entertainment of bored rednecks. You have an electric prod zap your testicles and let's see what you have to say. The time for the rodeo has passed. Show some compassion and get a life. Animals were not created for your amusement.

[Samck36867]

Just for you stupid ass information you dont "zap the nuts" of the animals. We raise bucking bulls and they live better than most people. And as for a the bored redneck statement. These bulls are worth more than the house you live in or the car you drive. We make our living off these bulls...why would we do anything that would cost us?

[190811jessika1908111]

its not crul the bulls be two 8 sec rides every year and the rest of the time they do what ever the fuk they want

[Y0uEnj0yMyself]

your right its not cruel but they don't really do "whatever" they want during the off season, lol.

[dionk20]

Um... "Why put a poor bull through all this pain?"... I'm sorry, but I highly doubt the bull is the one feeling the pain in these rodeos...

[omgcandy]

Bull riding looks fun and all, and I would love to try it, but only if there aren't any prods or flank straps. Ouch xD but still, He did good!

[chippewamojo]

Do some research on flank straps. NAIA has a good article and there an animal rights group. Flank straps do not hurt the animals.

[MrsUriehorsejumper]

i dont understand bull riding. even if rodeos were supposed to be like ranches then why is there bull riding? ranchers never rode bulls. so why put a poor bull through all this pain? becuase you enjoy watching animals suffer! ,,1,,,

[ifeellikeageak922]

o the history of bull riding well here it is one bored cowboy sed to the other bored cowboy "bet u 5 bucks u cant stay on that bull for 8 seconds"the other cowboys sed "i willin to take that bet" and now here we r, using million dollar bulls to kick the crap out of ppl. i luv it

[tushaani]

Poor bull. The pain he's in! So sad! I wonder how this is amazing for you people.

[darren132]

STFU.

[goatroper01]

thats chuck norris's brother i have seen him at a rodeo he is a bull rider and does all of chucks stunts they look just a like

[kateyasha]

thats ackshully walker he dose his own stunts

[fenwyfrnk]

seen this one, nice

[MasterHiggins23]

that stunt guy was pretty good

[estaticxalde]

half man/half amazing

[Dupox]

lol