Dogbert Speaks

[thegmanyo]

There's a time and a place for anime. The time is now. The place is here.

[RaianTheFallen]

"Hey, Asok. Look over there. It's a rewarding career."

[EmperorHeresy]

I was 8 years old when I watched this show. Now that I'm watching it in 2011, I see how awesome Dogbert truly is.

[Darkstar263]

@EmperorHeresy

Yeah I was around that age when watching it in the 90's. Watching it here in 2011, Dogbert is easily my favourite.

[do1bal]

Look! At 2:16 it's Trollbert!

[master10999]

i wish this show went longer

[TheShrek68]

Dogbert For Presadent :D

[evildeathmonkey1]

@TheShrek68 People that can't spell ''president'' shouldn't be allowed to vote ;)

[TheShrek68]

@evildeathmonkey1 LOL Ok So I Miss Spelled ''president'' So Sue Me :D And Any Way You Must Have Cronic Cubeicale Syndrome

[evildeathmonkey1]

@TheShrek68 You must have chronic inappropriate-capital-use disorder, and a bad case of Icantspellforshit syndrome. LOL, English is a third language for me and I'm kicking your ass at it. Yay me:D

But yeah, I have no live... at all. I think it's because my mother never hugged me as a child. : [

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

We were very fortunate to live in the time of Dogbert.

[montruo10]

Dogbert es genial!

[frogboy7000]

Good ol' Chris Elliott.

[MrJPcgames]

0:57 Dogbert is left handed!

[sawmaniac123456]

EL QUE GRITO AMO A ESE TIPO

[wererat2000]

to all the people compairing this to family guy.

where do you think they got the idea?

[DocterEvil111]

Brian has nothing on Dogberts awesomeness.

[dogfreak295]

dogbert is by far my most favorite character in Dilbert.

[CommanderCooper]

No one sells gun powder by itself nowadays!

[Urb4nN1nj4]

Nicely done.(^_^)

[sagacious03]

"Did I just make a bet that would cost me $20 whether I won or lost?"

[tejo29se]

Dogbert IS funny AND intelligent. I understand why a lot of people like him. Chris Elliott is great as Dogbert. I believe Wesley Snipes also had the voice of Dogbert?

[elgostine]

@tejo29se he did on animated adaptations of the actual comic strips.

[chuckrocks69]

brilliant!

im infallible.....i dont know why u cant remember that!

[bazzjedimaster]

at 2:16 Dogbert invented trolling

[waiu0235]

Dogbert is always my favorite~!

[TheDarkKerman]

"Get out the way you pervert"

[DRealfriknKeenan]

dogbert rocks

[sabombardonist]

"illegitimate child of Bill Gates and the Pillsbury Dough Boy". Epic win.

[spookz01]

family guy had brian THIS CAME WAY FUCKING BEFORE THAT SHIT GIVE IT RESPECT

[sega31098]

@spookz01 Actually, the cartoon came out in the same year, but Dilbert was just a little bit older. The comic strip was around 10 years much older.

[massmurker]

Chris Elliott is a comic genius. This is slumming for him.

[FFpking]

"This is stupid"

"Watch family guy"

oh the irony

[1FatSpaz]

Dogbert is a far better character than any in Family Guy.

[natzo89]

Don't bother the poor guy, this has long words.

[TheUndertakerfan2002]

Right now Dogbert is teaching me to be a good manager at work

[The87CheshireCat]

cool, a real live dogbert.

[seanbrockest]

me too!

[bajan13k]

That scene with the chairs was totally awesome!

[Dake21]

The chain reaction at the end was the best :P

[texo2007]

Awesome dude! Dogbert rules! Thank you for posting!

[natzo89]

The bet is awesome.

[Grissbane]

power to the people classical has gone downhill no?

[lovesautumn]

Very funny. Thanks for posting!

[pkomasters23]

I AGREE WITH YOU TCFan25

[TCFan25]

If there was ever an animated James Bond cartton, Dogbert would be the no.1 evil genius

[BlueCrystalGem]

dogbert is neutral,he helps anyone and screws anyone

catbert is evil, he screws you back and front.

[Golemoid]

he actually was 'helpfull' in one episode, but hes still evil

[Burnboy85]

My favorite part is at 2:07

[MankindCartoons]

Dogbert is the equivalent of GOD and anarchy.

[GS336]

"That's it! I've done it!"

"That's not the word on the street."

[TwiddelyMan]

yeah. he walked right into that one x)

[virtualinsanity2k]

hehehe iam gonna use this line :)

[joshuaslong]

I never liked Dilbert when I was a factory worker. I got an office job 6 months ago and now this is my favorite comic. Witty and true to life. I had no idea that office workers were so inane.

[TwiddelyMan]

power of context =)

[InsLame]

'Recommendation... downsize the loud guy.

There's no real way to be positive, but I think Dogbert makes the show.

In fact, I think Brian of Family Guy is somewhat based on this character.

He is after all, smarter that the main character, well-read and worldly.

Thanks for posting.

[TwiddelyMan]

I think the only main difference is that Brian's a nice guy.

[arnyjk]

Dogbert is Brian mixed with a little bit of Stewie.

[Blooberry95]

yea but without the accent

[1zin1]

more like brian is dogbert and snoopy.

[hahahahhaahhahhahaha]

i know me too

[TwiddelyMan]

haha. figured.

[hahahahhaahhahhahaha]

are you being sarcastic??

[TwiddelyMan]

no... i just could guess that based on your comment... how is that sarcastic?

[hahahahhaahhahhahaha]

i thought maybe you might be trying to GET me to say that i don't believe in eveloution. sorry i'm just being stupid

[TwiddelyMan]

heh. happens to the best of us x]

[hahahahhaahhahhahaha]

lol. i got school tommarow....=(

[TwiddelyMan]

eekers. you poor thing. yeah, school sucks

[hahahahhaahhahhahaha]

my science teacher is CRAZY!!!!! at least that's what i've heard about her...she has modd swings

[TwiddelyMan]

in my biology class, if i turn in an assignment a day late, its half credit

[hahahahhaahhahhahaha]

wow...that sucks. i just finished my first day of school

[TwiddelyMan]

howd it go?

[hahahahhaahhahhahaha]

preety good. I had a fun time. which is a REALLY wierd thing to say! A girl that's good friends with me is in everyone of my classes so yeah

[TwiddelyMan]

oh yeah. being with my friends helps me think more positively about stuff.

or something like that

[hahahahhaahhahhahaha]

yeah lol but my math teacher pisses me off....she plays lion king 2 music while we did a pre-test DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD LION KING 2 IS????

[TwiddelyMan]

haha, wtf? thats so weird and distracting xD

[Epiphone314]

half credit? Lucky, we only get a 4 if its 10 mins late.

[TwiddelyMan]

aghh! that IS bad!

[Epiphone314]

No dout. So what grade are you in?

[TwiddelyMan]

ninth.

[Epiphone314]

Same here. So how do you like highschool?

[TwiddelyMan]

heh. dont get me started. i might make a video about it soon, im about ready to reveal myself and talk about stuff.

basically, i think it SUCKS. like a black hole.

[Epiphone314]

lol so your gona reveal yourself as......? Well im sure you dont hate school as much as me, I moved to a new city, so im preety much all alone.

[TwiddelyMan]

as me. i mean show my face and everything.

and probably the only reason you hate school more is that you apparently have harder.

and i dont really know anyone either, due to zoning i have to go to a different school than my friends from middle school.

yeah, i have friends O.O

o rly?

Ya rly!

NO WAI!!

[Epiphone314]

lol well i had to move to a completly new city =(. And yeah i get a crap load of homework everyday and im not even in Honors, and my friend that goes with me dosent even get homework at all. So it gets me kinda mad. So where are you from?

[TwiddelyMan]

melbourne florida.

[Epiphone314]

Ohhh whats it like over there, Im from Houston texas

[hahahahhaahhahhahaha]

dogbert is the smartest person in the show..that's why he doesn't believe in eveloution

[ueberRegenbogen]

Mind you, he doesn't believe in creation, either.

[hahahahhaahhahhahaha]

yeah...but he doesn't belive in EVELOUTION. i never said he belives in creation.

[rwtig]

the point ueberregenbogen was trying to make by saying dogbert doesn't believe in creation either, was that if dogbert doesn't believe in evolution or creation, what does he believe in.

[hahahahhaahhahhahaha]

he doesn't believe in anything. like my old S.S teacher

[TwiddelyMan]

He's probably a nihilist, or an existentialist, believing that in the end, nothing you do matters to anyone but you.

[RationalTheism]

dobert is meant to be God.

[TheBandit77TransAm]

ok gimme 40 dollaors and tell me if it feels good....that wouldnt feel good......ok then gimme 20 dollars cause you lost the bet!! rofl!

[TwiddelyMan]

It was a perfect comeback. It's nice when you're mentally quick like that.

[Qwerty48121]

XD dogbert is so cute and hilarious, smart, just hilarity

[TwiddelyMan]

well said

[PhoenixAngel429]

Dogbert is so funny! XD

[soccergod561234]

hey where can iwatch this?

[RPCJerkobi]

lol "I told you I'm infallible."

[TwiddelyMan]

"i dont know why you cant remember that". dogbert takes concieted to a new level. cant say i blame him, i would too.

[inudognekocat]

dogbert looks like a egg with ears face arms and hands legs and feet

HE IS SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^.^

[TwiddelyMan]

Thats (partly) why he gets away with so much. Hes supposed to be based off of scott adams beagle lucy. The family was subservient to it, and it could do whatever it wanted. He said he tried to pet her, and she tore off part of his sleeve and ran off with it

[sputnixy]

why are almost all famous cartoon dogs beagles

[TwiddelyMan]

snoopy, dogbert... and who else?

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

fuck dogbert

[TwiddelyMan]

...huh? what's that about?

[TwiddelyMan]

I guess itd be like doing a stuffed animal xD

[xxamz3]

in non ebonics language..-dogbert is funny

[xxamz3]

dogberts a trip...

[TwiddelyMan]

um... what do you mean? maybe i'm slow....

[TheBandit77TransAm]

lol Dogbert reminds me a little of Brian from Family guy.....only trying to harm Dilbert like Stewie would....lol.

[TwiddelyMan]

That would be great way to explain to someone who doesn't know Dilbert. Dogbert is EXACTLY like a combination of those two characters, only more successful. And the PHB is kind of like Peter, only not half as well intentioned.

[TheBandit77TransAm]

lol yeah. like a Stewie and Brian combined.

[phlegmuffin]

Awesome compilation :)

Great show!

[TwiddelyMan]

Thanks. Didn't make it.

[Peanutkid5327]

....wow, I didn't know tilbert was an animated TV show. What station was it on?

[Takisan111]

Wow. Dogberts freaking awsome.

[Cypher152]

Yeah, voice acting's quite bad. But the show is still pretty good.

I would've prefered it if dogbert didn't have an animated mouth though, like in the strips.

[TwiddelyMan]

I think the voice acting is fine. Just my opinion. And if Dogbert had no mouth, it wouldn't seem as though his lines were being spoken by him. It would just look a little strange.

[theultuggle]

LOL! 2:00 to @:10. that, and you look like the son of bill gates and te pillsbury doughboy. LOL

[saphira0117]

where can u see the show

[TwiddelyMan]

The show was canceled, don't ask me why, I couldn't tell ya.

Here's an episode list, you can search youtube by title and watch it

wikipedia(.)org/wiki/Pregnancy­_%28Dilbert_episode%29#Season_­2_.281999.E2.80.932000.29

If you want to buy it for real, here's a link on amazon . com...

com/Dilbert-Complete-Jennifer-­Graves/dp/B0000WN15E/ref=pd_bb­s_sr_3?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=12051­97060&sr=8-3

Hope this helpz...

[Avalancheau]

Why was it cancelled? Terrible Terrible voice acting. It doesnt even sound like the voice actors are in the same studio when they have a conversation. Such a shame as Dilbert has so much potential.

[infernol28]

whats the show name>?

[TwiddelyMan]

Dilbert.

[BigWhit89]

Dogbert is cool.

(Y)

Good video that, enjoyed it muchly.

[TwiddelyMan]

Thank you muchly

[pwnageking5]

man i loved this show!

and dogbert rox!

[TwiddelyMan]

You LOVED this show? What made you stop loving it?? Was it... *sniff* MY video? Did I cause Dilbert to lose a fan? *sob sob* wahhhhh!!!! I'm gonna go cut myself, cry until my tear ducts bleed profusely, and sneak a bottle of cough syrup.

I'm not emo.

[simitrik]

I dun know.... That sounded pretty emo.

[TwiddelyMan]

How so?

[simitrik]

"I'm gonna go cut myself, cry until my tear ducts bleed profusely, and sneak a bottle of cough syrup. " Need I further explain myself?

[TwiddelyMan]

Yes! I simply don't understand why that is emo.

[ladyjeebus]

i ment i still love srry!

[TwiddelyMan]

You! You made me waste my hard earned money to get razors!

[TwiddelyMan]

Cough syrup is fun ^^

[DrClay999]

at 0:12 blue tie on loudmouth dude

at 0:18 green tie on loudmouth dude

[TwiddelyMan]

He's Loud Howard. Very observant one, you are.

[DrClay999]

I dont watch the show

[TwiddelyMan]

Yeah, I'm letting you know for future and stuff. Not that you could possibly use the knowledge. But It's good to absorb useless information. It helps your brain get wrinkly. Good job noticing the tie. I missed that.

[DrClay999]

When is this on anyway? Looks interesting

[poisoniva]

dogbert is so funny...he is legend...i luv him...please upload more videos from dogbert...

[TwiddelyMan]

I just might do that!

[800Frozone]

Dogberts funny!

[TwiddelyMan]

One of my fave fictional characters.

[alexthekit]

I need to remember that bet...  I could score 20 bucks one day.

[TwiddelyMan]

Good luck. 8)

[4Mengineering]

"that's not what the word on the street is...." heehee

[Jamfather]

I love Dogberts attitude :P

[spartan0086]

yea top 3 are Lisa Simpson, dogbert and Batman

[TwiddelyMan]

I want to see Lisa Simpson, Dogbert, and Batman were all on Jepordy together. Best. Episode. Ever.

[simpsonsrock06]

dogbert is my idol

[02deathscythe]

Dogbert has to be one of the greatest characters ever made. He's hilarious, cynical, wise, and I wish I could be more like him!

[PrandtlGlawert]

Don´t worry man it´s quite good, and anyways, Dogbert pays any struggle to follow the vid...

[Truthiness231]

I concur, the quality could be much lower and it would still be worth 5 stars. I <3 Dogbert!

[TwiddelyMan]

Thanks, man. Or woman. Or other/neutral.

[TwiddelyMan]

I'm sorry the sound is slightly out of sync. I captured without sound, then added sound with Windows Movie Maker, because camstudio's sound recorder wasn't working.