TotalBiscuit vs Jesse Cox in DC Universe - The Most Dysfunctional Superteam Ever!

[TheOnlyDoctorHere]

Both cringe-worthy and hilarious at the same time.

[joonas888]

And TB thought that singing "Santa baby" was awkward (which it wasn't). THIS. IS. INDEED.... AWKWARD.

[HeadShootingMaster]

TB's super hero looks like The Comedian from Watchmen

[ParabolicVA]

Wow. To think this video is over a year old, now. This was actually how I was introduced to Jesse Cox. Since then, he's become a favorite of mine. Of course, I'm still a big TotalBiscuit fan as well.

[dudearinos]

I liked immediately after hearing jesse say cracker

[Breezy8o8]

Awkkkkkkkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.

[memorizationobsolete]

anybody else catch the Zero Wing references TB kept making? XD

[pkermage55]

@memorizationobsolete All that thought are belong to me...

[assassin12379]

i wanna join your group

[RathaWynter]

In some games, monkeys throw barrels at you. But in DC Universe, you throw barrels at monkeys.. Feels a little like paying your respects to the giants of the past, and.. maybe getting a little payback.

[Mirraxsis]

I love watching these guys muck about. They goof around but still manage to have fun! Keep up the good work guys!

[RandomKid1015]

I quite like the back and forth they had going. :P

[8Corei7]

I just realized that TB was a bit annoying in early 2011 lol.

[ach353]

man, i love this, i love the way totalbiscuit does the commentary, with jesse cox. "Hey man, cut the cracker, let's go kick some butt"

[dregufeil]

lol Jesse Cox; let's kick some butt! xD

[MrChanceAdams]

GATOR NEEDS HIS GAT!!!

[yugiohranger]

stay away from the maidens

[Holmesy87]

That's the longest Jesse has ever remained quiet for, even in his sleep.

I bet it damn near killed him xD

[pewpewetc]

lol i thought tut was from egypt >.<

[chuggaacaprisunify]

@pewpewetc He is.

[XzDIDTzX]

this is like the funniest video ever

[KailJudgementNeo]

Why am I still watching this after 26 minutes? xP

[MrHeroeman]

make more

[zombiecows3]

so awsome. this is hilarious.

[twistedsis100]

total bastard

[lucuslobo]

this is awsome

[Killerdean1000]

Dc is a fun game

[Maniakbg]

TB you should do more DC universe online :)

[Reimm2011]

the dislike bar is pretty big for a tb video... o_O?

[wilhamlin]

@Reimm2011 There are some TB fans that despise Jesse and vice versa... a shame really

[madcatandfatdogs]

that was lol the whole time

[Interrater]

Excellent.

[D34thLord]

this is pure genius.

[ToastIncorporated]

"We made papyrus." hahaha

[Urban202]

awesome... just awesome....

[TheRarehuman]

Over-Patriotic Englishman is so much better than a over-patriotic American

[rvbrules822]

@TheRarehuman Pfft, yeah that obviously was never disproven in history, actually there's quite a few patriotic nations disproving your theory, Black & Tans GONE home!

[Jagethemage]

BEST VIDEO FAWKING EVAR

[Fajjani]

How the fuck did TB turn out so hawt?

[lest128]

oh god british bulky guy now lets watch him fight sherlock holmes

[wormsworld445]

couple hundred years ago they had a king not a queen

[MrFlarespawn]

@wormsworld445 Actually, about 70 years ago we had a king

[Cobac]

@wormsworld445 70 years = a couple ? ok fine by me but i dont wanna know how many years youd refer to as many years ago :)

[HARVSTO]

I dont give a damn about MMO, but TB and Jesse, you two got me again.

[MrBoogyman1988]

So that's what toltalbiscuit looks like

[SAITO2]

dear mister biscuit do you stil play dcuo on pc?

[MissMegaLoathe]

@SAITO2 Nah, he's too busy with SWTOR. Btw, he doesn't answer back to any of his comments

[SAITO2]

@MissMegaLoathe

most unfortunate i would have loved doing some high level content with him

[PunkySpunky]

I guess Tb deleted his char since I try to add both of them and I only could add KidTut

[bangO497]

Voice acting was pretty good :D. TB played as some really dumm buff guy with a top hat and Jesse as a dancer (with an afro) from 1941 :D.

[SamuelShadowBlade333]

"I was taking light lunchen"

"I dont even know what you just said"

"that appears to be a personal problem dear boy perhaps you should have the wax of your ears Taken out. I recommend a great surgeon"

"dude I'm over 3000 years old, I've got more then wax in there"

"well in that case indeed looks like you'll have to spend quite some time there doesn't it"

[MrQerren]

It's like shrek and the donkey

[civilian4live]

Usually these two are hilarious together, this was just awkward.

[thavador]

TB is a beast at improvised roleplaying! :O

[Bater14822]

ar fro :)

[gigadrillfabulous]

Fuck I can't watch this. I just went through surgery and it hurts every time I laugh.

[TMzong]

yeh game got super boring after you get to 30.

[rezistorXG]

perfect representation of what totalbiscuit would look like if he were a super hero

[bdoherty44]

We need more of this.

[chipman3d]

Shazzam.

[rpandawtf]

Sad thing was that this game could have been good.

[sonicGTA]

@rpandawtf especially since it seemed like the 1st MMO on console that actually isn't childish like FreeRealms

it sucks more on PC since it runs on Console port

but other than that its not bad and unlike other MMO's you don't see scammers :P

[11nohitmaa111]

Wow, they are really, ummm... Awkward, when it comes to this kind of ..stuff (:0

[Havocdk]

If you disregard the graphics, what sets this different from Champions Online or City of Heroes/Villains ?

[lagranged86]

@Havocdk DCU plays like a hack and slash, with combos and what not.

[takkun34]

tb's guy is the most epic/wtf eva

[MrKyrinRoss]

Downloading this game now.. Cant wait!

[zigzagarisen]

Epic

[Matster196]

lovin this

[Feaisian]

Dead game is dead, sad face.

[Dokilante]

@Feaisian Game isn't dead =p

I playing it right now, just logged in! Ran into 10 heros, beat all of them (not all at once) within the first five minutes of logging on (Level 30 yellow lantern) and now I'm getting ready to do duos with a good friend and some

Hive moon base pvp =D

[BlueLantern88]

918 people had lightning bolts above their heads.

[jmetz52298]

hehe he said balls

[Adu767]

17:10

9 pounders? 18 pounders? I would have assumed that the Queen's Army used the metric system XD

[allblue88]

comic writers take notes xD

[allblue88]

wtf why did i never see this video before? :S

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

This Is the first video, In a matter of days, that I can't reply with something constructive other than LOL.

[AxReborn11]

Now thats some Roleplayin'

[VampiricDragon666]

@AxReborn11 You sure it isn't two guys just goofing off and having fun doing it? Because how I see it, they're doing both verbal roleplaying and having fun with it. :D

[AxReborn11]

@VampiricDragon666 Yeah but I like to think they were really getting into it XD

[VampiricDragon666]

@AxReborn11 I think they were getting really into it! Jesse and Biscuit should do more of these! It looks like fun. XD

[RaichuWizDom]

@AxReborn11 And yet he mocks furries...weird.

[CicholGenerations]

@AxReborn11 I was not aware TB was role playing. :P

[videogameplayaz1]

why is TBs crotch sparkling in the end

[sango213]

"let's see yo god do dat."

*silence*

"A pair of boots...wonderful..."

lol, way to avoid the subject all together

[runeworld]

Hurr, what is the song during the intro`?

[NeoSilvanus]

fucking lol



[Asyran89]

OMG! I laugh for all 27 minute.

[thechief1997]

@Asyran89 loser i laugh for 28 min

[mrcobbsta]

So TB is a Dickensian Vigilante?

[JMSnipeZ115s]

King of Egypt O.O lol there is no such like that there was pharaohs.

[MissingMyMark]

@JMSnipeZ115s which is basically a king



[theiwannadacookieman]

...sooo, how exactly were you two comunnicating? I

m not entirely sure.

[dpgerarddp]

@theiwannadacookieman skype

[KG7777]

These guys should get their characters turned into actual DC superheroes!

[tyeh20]

Fuck

[Crayshack]

"You did think this one through did you." The most common sentence TB says to Jesse.

[Zetsusan35]

this needs to be an actual series! It would be youtube gold

[facehugger111]

this is brilliant!! xD

[crown75au]

Wow pen & paper roleplaying really has come a long way. W00t.

[garson1012003]

RP here means im pitching a tent! thats an inuendo!

[garson1012003]

The sexiest male Voice my straight sexuality can take! TB you tease!

[50gshady]

LOOOOL by killing gorillas :p

[lunarraythefox]

was this how they really acted or were they just playing along?

[madrauk3495]

i am amazingly surprised neither one of them burst out laughing for the entirety of the video!

[MrLetiso]

xDDD Awesome.

[Zaxxarius]

That was so awkward.

[geethedestroyer]

Jesse slowly went from black to redneck over the course of the video

[someblackkid2345]

lol dang cracker

[magimon91834]

Is it me or does tb need to hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it

[PickEmAndFlickEm]

@magimon91834 which video was that from lol?

[BaggyOz]

@PickEmAndFlickEm One of their earlier terraria videos.

[PickEmAndFlickEm]

@BaggyOz which one though?

[Irishandproud20]

@magimon91834 Yes...Yes he does.

[iloveyou4everandmore]

@magimon91834 either that, or renew his gumption

[HARVSTO]

@magimon91834 could u explain in plain English plz? English is not my mother tongue...thx

[picorettte]

@HARVSTO its a reference to their terraria serie x) thats (apparently) jesse's expression for taking cocaine or something

[Spuntikable]

the first time i saw this i did not know who jesse was, i thought that he was actually black lol

[magimon91834]

Is it me or does tb need to hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it

[Leono413]

For the Queen and Country!

[funkid220]

I could SO see kidtut being a real super hero.

[MrMassminer12]

TB's now epicer and bosser than jesse in this vid

[shyryguy]

oh damn!! lol

[Burdulader]

how did i miss this vid? :P

[UnseenNinja52]

Jesse's 1,000th video brought me here. :-D

[KiropLokiIncarnate]

but... Guns are badass...

[MrCynicalbastard]

Why does Sgt. Queensbury remind me heavily of Saxton Hale from the TF2 universe? xD

[TheApachecreeper]

what about the quarter pounders

[zackyc101]

CANT WAIT DOWNLOADING DC UNIVERSE!!! :D :P

[loler61]

brit police dont have guns haha pansies

[MrIrishPotatoes]

instad we beat criminals to death with our hands whos the real pansie?

[SprinklezTheHunter]

@loler61 Because they have telekinisis, you Americans are too stupid to grasp that.

[lMX14l]

Is this how the rest of the world view the british?

[Epicjester1]

too many stereotypical English phrases

[Breelik]

lol is there much a difference between them in real life and their DC characters. In a way its like that all the time.

[R33ceSwaBy]

@Breelik i never noticed til you pointed it out lol

[Kfarineau]

Blast it blimeny crimeny bugger!

[Furtego]

I want this game, I would be a bearded, flying fire powered, sword wielding...thing

[RagnaroekChaos]

@Furtego go play it then...it's free

[warham6x]

I want to form my own unofficial super team now, thanks to totalbiscuit!

[jog2309]

Downloaded DCUO cuz of Biscuit o.o :E

[VeMoN300]

from 4:58 to 5:10 i thought jesse was the smartess man in the world

[TheExtantKiwi]

Is there single-player in this game?

[MrRandomozzy]

@TheExtantKiwi No, it's an MMO

[hunn20004]

SOMEBODY, MAKE A COMICBOOK OUT OF THIS NOW!!!

[rawrcoppter]

I miss this game.

[id793974]

Wow

[epic87110]

oh and cleopatro is a guy

[guitarfreakizoid]

SUPERBISCUIT!!!

[1krystyan]

if u want tank try :ICE/MARTIAL ARTS/ACROBAT best tank class at that moment... :D

[cs2sasuke150]

@BillyGoatGoBYEBYE no, pc and ps3 servers can't connect they're seperate

[theredsun3]

i was like dam qouted by mr epicness as known as jessie cox

[Leoofmoon]

Oh god....TB epic voice!

[Urgoth40]

o.O

[JayyzillaProductions]

@BillyGoatGoBYEBYE Yeah sure thing bro just message me and ill play with you

[MoFoReKKa11]

@BillyGoatGoBYEBYE try steam

[BloodMerit]

Is it just me or does Superman sound like Obama?

[Hahren]

How have I not seen this before..

[DirtyDutch24]

Onwards for great justice !!!

[Ricebunx]

"We made papyrus :D" for some reason that cracked me up<3

[SuperMrChaotic]

These people sound very similar to totalbiscuit and jesse cox, i can't think why

[JayyzillaProductions]

@BillyGoatGoBYEBYE Hmm i don't know have you been on the web site and got it from there? BTW it's a really good game and you will enjoy it!

[valcan321]

"Hey Baby!"

[JayyzillaProductions]

@BillyGoatGoBYEBYE Yeah im dowloading it right now

[ChainedHunter]

TB sucks at RP

[Alforbia]

By the way, It's not telepathy, it's a communicator.

[Alforbia]

DCUO!!!!!

[toetgr]

18:55 "It appears they think you are some kind of food... GET OVER HERE!" LOL. NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER!

[juuuuuuuuuuify]

lol never get's old

[CreeperSaysHi]

HEY HITLER

[xmanwomanx]

i find tb annoying in this vid but only because hes so good at roleplaying the snobby hero that nobody else in the squad likes

[lolisagameiplay]

HEY JORDAN