URBAN DICTIONARY

[Nealfreemont]

I wonder what happened to Napoleon Dynamite's brother.

[sleepypoodle]

Don't be fooled by these equally pathetic, socially dysfunctional imbeciles blowing hot air up your arse, you're not cool, you're lonely & friendless for a reason. Stop wasting time trying to engratiate yourself with other losers who instead of living real lives with real people, real friends, kids, partners, jobs etc. are sitting behind a laptop in some hazy, dystopian pseudo-reality called cyberspace - that's not living, it's escapism. You've passed your 'deathpoint' this is your last chance.

[sleepypoodle]

This is how you reach out to your wife and your ten year old son?? You are a sociopath, if your wife left you for a 'better man' she would have achieved that by blindfolding herself and randomly picking a name from the phone book. You are a sad, pathetic individual and your son does not need a sick, depraved, sleazy, self-absorbed, naval-gazing, dishonest, egocentric misogynist as a role model. I just hope that he doesn't feel too sorry for losing his dad because he had a very lucky escape.

[pazomblez]

@sleepypoodle

'You are a sociopath'

And then you proceed to castigate him for having some trouble with a hard time in his life. Seems to me like you're the more anti-social one. Judging from your comments here you are one hateful bitch.

[luislaracuente]

Are you like this for real or is this acting? Either way you're cool man!!

[MrPentatonicScale]

Actually the hudiny is when your having sex with her from behind and then you pull out and secretly switch with a friend and then you surprise her by magically appearing outside the bedroom window.

[AmericanReject2012]

@MrPentatonicScale There are a couple of versions. The one you said is also a classic.

[feverfordrums]

The bow paper boy was the best one. Also thats the only one I would do.

[AmericanReject2012]

@feverfordrums Pussy.. broaden your mind!

[bnipmnaa]

Fuck off back to seppo land.

[chukkymc]

how... did you make this sound so awkward, but still have me in hysterics?? :'D

[AmericanReject2012]

@chukkymc Magic potions and pasta

[pazomblez]

ray, there are so many good lines in this one. i love how you always work in stuff from UD in your videos, it's great. kind of a clunky comedic device in a sense but it works especially well when you're saying it to someone else.

[pazomblez]

@pazomblez

i also like how in this video you're like 'oh god did i just say that' repeatedly (the expression on your face).

[Doctaventh]

@pazomblez I like how you replied to your own comment...

[tj001231]

i gave your mom a Cincinnati bow tie, and a Cincinnati steam roller

[AmericanReject2012]

@tj001231 My moms dead.. and you didn't kill her.

[tj001231]

@AmericanReject2012 -_- now i feel bad

[AmericanReject2012]

@tj001231 .. dont feel bad. I watched while your dad gave you a nutty proffesor

[tj001231]

@AmericanReject2012 i could of sworn we closed all the blinds

[tj001231]

i gave his mom an angry pirate

[tj001231]

he looks like a pervert

[wetnoodleslapper]

theres one where u get three guys, one of them is you, one is a black guy in a batman suit, and one is dead. You and the black guy then fuck the dead guy. I am not making this up.

[AmericanReject2012]

@wetnoodleslapper .. i believe you dude.. have you done it?

[wetnoodleslapper]

@AmericanReject2012 nah but are these things real or do ppl make them up as jokes

[bamagirlnum1]

.............................n­uff said...

[TheFluffyLemon]

How bout the Bo Papergirl eh? Yeeeah, that's some good shit right there.

[IvyStreetProductions]

this is great, really funny!

[IvyStreetProductions]

this is great

[zop57]

A place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. They force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life

[AmericanReject2012]

@zop57 What?

[jonnyboyk200]

WTF?!!?!?!?!!??!!?! I WOULD DO THE BO PAPERBOY THEN FUCK MY DAD WHILE EATING SOME MEAT

[AmericanReject2012]

@jonnyboyk200 .. easy now. does your dad love you?

[CanineFaeces]

What's the name of the one where you kill 'em. fuck 'em and leave their body in a ditch by the road? That's my favourite.

[beenyj]

Oh man I laugh so much

[masterpoop678]

Two things when u say aperatis u say it like in a smart voice and the funniest part is when he said u peirce the cancer hole with ur hard cock lol

[jack113kid]

3:57 LMFAOO

[geecuey2k]

Check out Urban Dictionary's definition for AaronFold

[KippurCatArts]

Urban dictionary ftw! Cant get away with using slang now adays.

[sabadabodueira]

jajajaj, you are something else.

[jduckworth75]

could you come up with one for me?

[AmericanReject2012]

yeah, something relating to Duckworth. maybe.. i will get back to you

[slyoctober]

I'm in tears, TEARS

2:12

[lgvenus]

damn man you are such a bad ass this is freakin hilarioua

[LordPenguin7485]

The Bo paperboy, it made me laugh so damn hard because after you said that you kind of stared off in the distance as if you were thinking "oh god what have I done."

and just ended the video to stop the shame.

but then again I have an over active imagination so it may just be me.

[AmericanReject2012]

I feel no shame.. not anymore

[RedNoir]

Angry pirate.... I wish a nigga would... I would kill somebody... the eyes are off limits!

[AmericanReject2012]

I don't quite understand your comment.. you say that you wish a nigger would perform an angry pirate on you.. then you say you would kill him?

[danspare]

@AmericanReject2012 maybe RedNoir don't like Niggers? Only explanation man.

[Salad13579]

i am from cinci, and i can speak on the citys behalf, you should be the mayor, rulzzzz

[AmericanReject2012]

Well thanks. that is a real boost for me. Unfortunately i could never enter into the corrupt political system. Too many lizards and snakes. Please give my favourite city a kiss from me.

[chrisxj9]

Lol XD!!!

[Impthra]

Just so you know, you look fucking cool

[ChewTuber]

Lol ima have to try the angry pirate

[AmericanReject2012]

Give it a try.. it is the only one that you won't get arrested for.

[Proteinfart]

by the way, "the angry gravekeeper" doesn't sound like a very safe one...cincinnatti bow-tie...very disturbing. subscribed myself by the way. later on.

[termiblaster]

holy wtf man!!!!! that weird tracheal sex reminds me of those "the aristocrats" jokes

[AmericanReject2012]

yeah man.. sick shit. have you ever done any of these?

[termiblaster]

haha no no!! none of those ones hehehe!

[AmericanReject2012]

just watched it for the first time in ages.. you are correct. similar vibe.

[ChewTuber]

Your videos will appear in my subscription box, I subscribed

[ChewTuber]

dude your videos are awesome

[AmericanReject2012]

Hey thanks, thats very kind. keep looking on my channel because i will be posting more. Ray

[semiwestern69]

Wow I think you need to go back to the states man. London is going to turn you into a strange dude.

[AmericanReject2012]

Thanks for your concern. However I cannot return to the U.S. My other videos explain why.

[semiwestern69]

Ray have you ever thought about joing the Air Cav? Great career prospects.

[Proteinfart]

when i see you, i think "Teddy "unabomber" kazincsky" (prolly misspelled that, but i don't care. Wow. you are quite a weird dude my man. good luck in life.

[AmericanReject2012]

Well thanks!! I am sure that you look vaguely like a terrorist too.. come on. post a video so i can see you

[Proteinfart]

LoL didn't mean any offense buddy. :) Relax guy. Please don't mail me anything. So why can't you come back stateside anyway? just curious.

[AmericanReject2012]

My wife has left me taking my son and moved in with my brothers best friend. there is nothing there for me now.. so i have come to london to figure some things out. my other videos explain me better than my written words can.

[Proteinfart]

that's shitty. sorry to hear. hope things get better and look up for ya. best of luck.

[semiwestern69]

Where did you really find out all these manovers from?