How It's Made Eggs

[Kelltestell]

we are like eggs; white or brown, we are the same inside~ :D ♥

[factionxvt408x]

@Kelltestell

That made me think...why are brown eggs brown?

[Kelltestell]

@factionxvt408x Because God made it that way. LOL jk idk pigment or something? type of chicken maybe?

[doughboi54]

LETS SEE.. HOW EGGS ARE MADE.. OH YEA.. THE MOTHER GETS PREGGO AND LAYS THEM. DONE!

[excrutiated]

keppt in a cage for life . eating and laying..... quite sad really.

[linited]

damn! they are all so white o.O

[teceyS3]

they wash them w/ soap/detergent ? holy shite ! egg shells have PORES~ we probably get sick every time we eat cook and one~ this is a diabolical system~ those poor chickens~ treated like so much garbage as soon as their usefulness is expired~ what the hell kind of society do we freakin live in ? ? ? free range is the ONLY type of egg (or chicken ! ) we should eat ! ! !

[ingyinginging]

@teceyS3 Their usefulness lasts long after they stop laying eggs - up until they end up as a delicious chicken steak in my mouth, to be precise.

[natepepin09]

More like "How it's laid".

[pikachufan102]

The end killed it for me. Wish they didn't have to die :(

[appolity]

Lol. The lat part reminds me of Puella Magi Madoka Magi, when the Magical girls turn to witches. XD

[tracybabez1]

here's how eggs are made, a chicken lays it and we eat it .

[lolipoppants]

Did they really just end the video by saying they all died? WTF

[csmybuttt]

1:34

The girl in the mini skirt has bad taste,

'Cause her shirt don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back

What the fuck is that?

It might be DOO-DOO!

[burbliyum]

Damn, poor hens.

[HappyYodeler4]

That is fucking horrible conditions for those poor animals

[csmybuttt]

@HappyYodeler4 Then do your part and not eat their products, and then feel self-righteous and smug about your decision of being a vegan.

There's that, or enjoy it so that the animal didn't suffer and die in vain.

[HappyYodeler4]

@csmybuttt I assure you I am not a vegan, and they are pumped full of hormones and have a shit "life"

I'd rather eat free range.

[sanandreas6]

eggs going through exams loooool "hey george i got an a :d" "youre getting eaten hahahahahah" ":("

[evil001987]

What came first? the hen or the egg?

The machine showed here of course!

[HONDAxACURA]

The end of the video is sooo sad. "After working hard for 72 weeks, they are no longer able to lay consumable eggs, so they are sent to the slaughter house..."

[KakashiLover2111]

@HONDAxACURA I know. The least they can do is let them run around outside, like they do with cows, instead of having them sit in a cage all day.

[xtapodiKsidato]

How the hell theese eggs dont brake?

[Tyna2010]

so first the hens lay the eggs, then get eaten. ok that was cold...

[IngeniousGenius9]

thumbs up if u see at 3:07 a dirty egg escapes from the machine hand

[MegaJoaomario]

I thought they would say " when a rooster meets a chicken..."

[mrhempoilsoldier]

this too is a lie eggs come from cartons in the store not the other way around.

why are they misleading us about this. why do they conceal the real truth

govt agents and mcdonads and mccain s are all part of this global selling of half truths.

[akshayd211]

DID I SEE A BAD EGG AT 3:09 ? :D :P

[Orexll]

I love being a vegetarian

[dan6896]

@Orexll YOU MAKE ME SICK.

[Orexll]

@dan6896 lol

[watercatfish]

it is pretty much animal abuse!

[peace92111]

Poor chikins :(

[moyoboy]

"for all their hard work they win an all expense trip to the slaughter house"

damn that kinda sucks...

[Iwent2Jared]

@moyoboy

That was too friggan funny.

Fuck vegetarians and vegans. I live with two vegetarians, and they have no idea how selfish they are for making others suffer for their "special needs". If you don't want to eat meat, great. But don't put the burden on anyone but yourself.

[Ein2404]

@moyoboy right, I was shocked too O_o

[helloooooooooooooo33]

bla bla bla bla

[Lookin4fish]

@3:09 did i see a dirty egg?!?!?

[JessesYuToob]

@Lookin4fish Yeah... I noticed that too.

[kasslerify]

This video should be:

Acquire a hen.

Wait for it to lay an eg.

done.

[xZYTECx]

how a egg is made.

1. chicken lays an egg.

2. done.

[vashfrosamurai]

@xZYTECx WRONG

1) CHICKEN SEX

2) CHICKEN GET PREGNANT

3) CHICKEN LAY EGG

[unknowndomain]

@vashfrosamurai WRONG

Even the video points this out but my six chickens are all female and lay eggs, thats why they are edible, because the eggs aren't fertalised.

[MrSpideradam]

@unknowndomain so u eat chicken periods then

[msfagsaregay]

@MrSpideradam Yes.

[MrSpideradam]

@msfagsaregay hehe did u ever think of it that way b4 i said it .. its really the same huh?

[msfagsaregay]

@MrSpideradam Yes, I have thought of it that way before you said it...

[MrSpideradam]

@msfagsaregay yumy

[msfagsaregay]

@MrSpideradam They really are but I only like them scrambled.

[CPTcripp]

the last part had me dieing ROFL

[brittpeanut08]

@CPTcripp "all expenses paid to the slaughter house" i was like damn thats rude haahaha

[CPTcripp]

@brittpeanut08 rude but not gonna stop me from eating them XD

[brittpeanut08]

@CPTcripp hahahahah true, i love eggs waaay too much

[sysghost]

@brittpeanut08 Well at least the hens haven't complained... yet...

[brittpeanut08]

@sysghost HAHAHAH i dont think they could ever complain unless they started some chicken revolt. which would be hilarious

[Montyleeny14]

3:09 Dirty egg!

[myusernameisluc]

HIM, the action start a little before the chickens lay the eggs, if you know what I mean...

[UsedToBeMyDreams]

poor chicken! don't eat eggs!

[CPTcripp]

@UsedToBeMyDreams ima still eat eggs idaf lol

[spam1712]

loved the last phrase

[MCGamingFtW]

3:09 poop on the egg

[moe11233]

thumbs up if you're going on a how it's made video watching rampage.

[steviieis]

Poor chickens, I hate battery farming. Never eaten a battery egg in my life. Always free range!

[boiprof]

Minus the whole slaughter part

[boiprof]

Poor chickens, they could at least get some sort of outside break. Reminds me of school. Inside working for hours on end, you get a chance to eat then back to work then a chances to play so you dont get to fat...then back to work.

[daplet]

@boiprof Yes! and after egg laying days are over they get a one way to the slaughterhouse

[mrsteve001001]

stimulated, maximized, disinfected, grading station, inspection, 72 weeks.

[M3sslah]

What a sad life really for those chickens, just maximised to sit there and poop out eggs, and it's even worse that so few are reacting at it.

[greenlightygamegame]

like the comment before me its right

[t07061988]

they win a all expenses paid trip to the slaughter house? this makes me sad :'(

[shaemina]

@t07061988 They could have been a little less.. blunt about it, that's for sure. I suppose we have to get our chicken meat from somewhere... sad as it is. :(

[APHRODITEEEEEE]

chickens are funny haha

[CH130295]

Play it on mute and it's just a bunch of eggs being moved along some conveyor belts..

[gorgelluis]

exellent...

[ChariceBillboard]

i liked the video until he said that shit at the end.

[fatboybozo]

The way those chickens are housed sickens me through and through.

[littlelamchop]

@KaPun Well, they did say the eggs we end up eating are interconnect. The part that made me sad was that they only live a measly 3 months at best when they are marked up as "expired" and shipped to the slaughterhouse. :'C

[Ralajer]

@littlelamchop He said "their expiration expiration date comes at 72 weeks" so 17 months not sure if that is make you less sad given they can live ten years or longer past that date. What also makes me sad that feel the need to start or end each segment of this show with a pun.

[nordaky]

3:08 poop egg

[WesterntheRider]

So they crap eggs onto a conveier belt!!!!

[sbartsa]

after all that shaking in the machines it's a ready omelet.....

[MsPhynex]

"white or brown shells" LIES! We have aracuna hens, they lay green shelled eggs

[F9000LIi]

"How it's made?"...i thought it come out of the chiken's vigina o.O

[callmebackin2]

This vid should be called how eggs are sorted and packaged.

[KaPun]

aww man. watching this suddenly makes me feel sad. I suddenly felt like hen are just raised to lay eggs for humans and they will never get to see their off springs. They are raised to think that it is normal to be kept in places like this and lay eggs.. lets hope i forget about this video when I'm eating eggs.

[valerienguyen392]

so cool

[saberj2x]

we eat the hen's period...

[Angelofpolymerclay]

look at everything they go through LOL

[vcvfbcfgh]

1:02 LoL

[Riodashio]

0:58 reminds me of a Minecraft chickenfarm.

[NerdyAnahi]

duhh fuck! the ending is cruel.

[michaelmichael9201]

this iz y o dont eat meat liv long he s and chickens

[SuperJenny123456]

Damm , Sad Ending For The Hens Hard Work ! Being Cooped Up In A Small Cage With 5-6 Other Hens For Most Of There Lives , Laying Eggs Almost 24/7 And In The End , Becomes Our Dinner -___-

[Creeeeestal]

the ending made me go from :O to o_o

[TheButtonNose]

All these carefully monitored conditions are designed to ruin the freedom of chickens.

[adakteen2]

@TheButtonNose I don't want dinner to run away!

[SirEpicWinrar]

@TheButtonNose

They're eating all day in perfectly ideal conditions while not worrying about getting eaten by hawks.

What a hard, awful life they sure live. SAVE THE CHICKENS

[TheButtonNose]

@SirEpicWinrar That doesnt oppose the fact that they lack freedom. Thats the problem of human, rather choose comfort than freedom and then wonder why we are robbed by governments and companies...But i went too far with that :D I understand people need to eat something, but treating animals for food is just so cold hearted.

[REDNECKCABLETV]

*videos chicken for 23 hours*

[hartbieber]

i hate these people thay hav no right to kill the chickens they r bely a chicken and to make a joke about being killed how would he like it if he got killed . they worked for humans and then get killed i HATE some people

[GrimReaper1169]

@hartbieber Just think of all the aquatic animals you're killing right now though. You're using the Internet...

[marty177]

Probably the touchiest subject How It's Made has touched on.

[jibby626]

I was expecting a chicken and a rooster

[LOLnoodle501]

This video made me face palm T__T

[fujiwaranosai25]

hes so casual about killing the chickens lol

[gu7721]

daondeveio a galinha?

[wilops2day]

...they win all expenses paid trip to the slaughter house

[TheUlia11]

nice, they work work work for humans and then they get slaughtered!

[cscrignaro]

boring

[dale0038]

Just the way the announcer said it made me laugh but it's a tough life to be a chicken...

[TheAirborn]

0:20, If only people saw that before slavery

[LaziusZG]

white eggs? what type of chicken are they?

[Fablemaster12]

:|

[hiya921]

Free trip to the slaughter house? That's so sad!!!!!!!!

[arumdevil]

How it's made: Eggs. The short version:

Hen lays egg. the end.

[jtcarwile]

Free trip to the slaughter house. 

[totallynoob96]

Sweet jesus !!! so much saliva!!!!

[MrBoogyman1988]

Baconn & Eggs anybody......?

[onlywhenprovoked]

"...each hen gets a measured amount of feed, three times a day..."

really?, cuz that conveyor belt troth system looks a lot more like a "hurry-the-fuck-up-or-the-othe­r-chickens-will-eat-it-all", kinda situation.

[PizzaPowerPP8]

How its made Eggs:

step 1, get a chicken

[Frederikfox]

How it's made? It comes out of the damn chicken!

[SgtRlee1]

@Frederikfox

does that come out in 6 or 12 count packages? or do you have a chicken wearing a coat in your fridge?

[MrBoogyman1988]

@Frederikfox Do U have a chicken in your fridge that I can barrow , I need to make bacon&eggs for my girlfreind,

[wooite]

@Frederikfox lies lies lies!!!

[brianawesome100]

@Frederikfox thats a baby chicken not food chicken

[AsakuraClan]

1:36 looks like a hens head

[croteam3]

It is not right when they keep chicken a 6 of them in really small "box".

[pcfaulkner]

i am making a chicken that lays bacon eggs and beans, i need to do more testing though as i think its still egg and poo stage, thats what it tastes like but i wont give up no way

[axlerate99]

If you don't send them to the slaughter house, what will you do with all those hens who can't produce good eggs anymore? My real question is: "Hens, How It's Made" ???

[leloodallasmultipass]

just sad. the music just makes it more surreal.

[beboystyle]

They sure make it look nice in this video, but truth is, these chickens are probably in worst living conditions.

[EPICT0ASTER]

Chicken Period.

[clays121]

Organic Free Range Chickens, and eggs FTW!!

[Anonymous52550]

@clays121 Free range all you want. Some people have families to feed and can't afford eggs at  bucks a carton.

[clays121]

@Anonymous52550 Actually it's not that much more expensive, and it taste so much better, and is so much better for ya for sure, plus I feed a household of 5, and work 2 jobs, which truly don't pay the best, so it can be done if planed out, and budgeted right. :-)

[DeliciousBreakfast]

@clays121 Sources on that, or is it just conjecture?

[FPKissrProductions]

@clays121 just buy a chicken.. lol thats whut my family did when i was a kid

[clays121]

@FPKissrProductions Wish I could, but where I live in SC(South Carolina), they don't allow them in the town limit.

[infraball]

@clays121 how can a chicken or egg not be organic? lol.

[clays121]

@infraball cause some chickens are fed GMO processed grains, and feed, which have all sorts of unspeakable chemicals in them, which get pass to the eggs. Plus Organic chickens are usually not cooped up in small cages, hence free range, and eat more grass feed, which is more human, and also gives a better taste to the chicken, and eggs .

[infraball]

@clays121 if they were unspeakable they would never sell. a chicken is a chicken regardless of where they are kept and what they eat, and an egg is an egg. the organic bullshit is clever marketing.

[FourDollaRacing]

How it's made?

[Mattkilcoyne]

3:07... poo on that one

[galiaruth]

The slaughter house?! That's HORRIBLE.

[gredangeo]

@galiaruth Eggs or gtfo. That's the way it works. lol!

[jcudal32]

LOL we get egg the classic way.

[XxcutieaquaxX]

Slaughter house?! Poor chickens!!!!!

[Factnotfictionpeople]

3.08 - missed one! lol

[lolossie]

Just ask the chicken

[wooite]

slaughter house!!! vacation time!

[danlove1998]

i feel bad for the chickens :(

[danlove1998]

and yet i still get a bloody egg :(

[pedrosanmartine]

dude... chicken make eggs...

[Urgoth40]

How it's made: Eggs

Feed a Chicken

Collect Egg

[flightsimboy27]

we eat chicken poop lol

[Factnotfictionpeople]

@flightsimboy27 ONLY if we eat the shells too! :-)

[iBag3l]

Omg that joke at the end was terrible >_<

[maxproxyDotTK]

The brown eggs are bigger XD

[MrBackflip22]

haha. brutal ending.

[ConnorDand13]

Free range eggs taste so much better!

[beautifulday01]

disgusting farm

[gishgos]

@3:07 poop on one of the eggs.

[omeraskin79]

Some of you have some good comments, but a good amount of you have some dumb ass comments as well

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@legendsendure There is a big difference between the reproductive systems of chickens and humans, remember, they're birds, we're mammals

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

and I was just wondering how eggs get graded so quickly,(not sarcasm),this certainly has helped me

[videogamesrok]

i never knew eggs were in shampoo

[Fjrrrrr]

and they didn't brake , but if we take it in our hands the wil absulotely broking so fast hehe

[Longiieee]

pause at 2:15 one of the eggs on the right has a massive shit on it.

[ShahiraBee]

This guy with his horrible puns. -..-

[xygomorphic44]

Yeah... the hens are sent to the slaughterhouse.. boo hoo. This is done because we EAT them, something that is perfectly natural and us humans have been doing for thousands of years. These hens are specifically raised to make and be food for us, and our food isn't just going to come from nowhere, so consider that before whining about animal cruelty.