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  • Hah how do u think of those things?

  • how can u dislike this? u 94 people out there are retarded!

  • In case you were wondering, or were just curious, the original songs are: Holiness is What I Long For; Lord, I Lift Your Name On High; Our God is an Awesome God; Better is One Day; I Can Only Imagine.

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  • that made me cringe so much haha

  • just ruined i can only imagine ;__; genius though genius

  • Saw MercyMe in concert to other night just after watching this. When they played "I Can Only Imagine" all I heard was " I can only eat margarine. It took everything in me not to laugh.

  • LOVE IT!!!! Ford I lift your name on high XD lol hahahahha

  • Or I used tied and the stain lifted up

    And now I have the rest of the laundry

    and those socks are very dirty

  • @mikeymartin80 to what tune?

  • Yep then the laundry detergent company gonna get in it songs like the woman with an issue of blood instead like a mother with issues with mud and pressed stains

  • LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL­

  • My favorite part (besides all the songs) is 0:49 where he transitions to pointing his finger after every word!! lol

  • CHEW IT UP..........Transfom it!!!!! :D

  • Haha hilarious!

  • Awesome vid! I love Tim! Praise God!

  • I drive a Dodge mini van...I'm gonna put some crazy speakers in it and blast My Dodge is an Awesome Dodge song while taking my kids to school. LOL

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    

  • I love it! That makes me smile!

  • after i saw this for the 1st time, i went to church the next day and the opening song was "Lord I Lift Your Name on High", i don't want to say that i'm sick of it, but after five years of it being stuck in your head, it gets pretty annoying. so very quietly, i sang "Ford I Lift Your Name on High" and i completely lost by breath from giggling and i choked on air xD if u don't want people staring at u in church, i suggest not to do what i did :p

  • Tim is so smart!

  • I see the point he's trying to make. People take Christian music and try to mix it in with things that it's not supposed to be associated with. Churches sell out to the big corporations for money and that's sad. But this, this is hilarious and it was all I could do not to go around singing My Dodge Is An Awesome Dodge when the original song comes on the radio! lol

  • Im gonna have the "My dodge is an awesome Dodge" stuck in my head all day tomorrow...I can feel it...

  • 91 people eat butter substitude

  • Imy dodge is an awesome dodge!!!

    XD

  • I did make a verson to 'Open The Eyes To My Heart'. It's a song for teenagers who are learning how to drive. Here's some of it:

    Lend me the keys to your car mom

    lend me the keys to your car

    Please let me drive it

    I won't crash it

    chorus:

    see I'll take you to the store

    and anywhere else you want

    I'll drive you to starbucks

    and get you a Carmel Frappachino

  • he is VERY FUNNY GUY  : )

  • We need more new stuff by him and brad sting there are both so funny and clean comdey too.god bless both of you guys

  • Hilarious!!! A merry heart does good like a medicine!!

  • I love Tim...he's like the "Weird Al" of the Christian community. His songs are not sacreligious and GOD does have a sense of humor. Look closely at a platypus sometime...

  • I'm guessing this is from a dvd he has released. Anyone know which one?

  • @soulthief1977 Full Range in Motion i think, its on youtube

  • @lolgirl741 Cheers for that :-)

  • @soulthief1977 His "Rock Show" Comedy Tour DVD with Bob Smiley and John Branyan DVD is pretty cool. I got it from ebay for about $10.

  • We had a youth conference, and Holiness was our theme song. I was trying so hard not to laugh every time they played it. Which was like ten times during the conference! XD

  • Omg I love this guy this video cracks me up!!! Post more of Tims stuff cant get enough

  • go to 0:40 and listen for what sounds like someone moaning or something XD

  • LOL!

  • Tim Hawkins Is not making fun of the song. He's saying whats gonna happen! LIKE IF YOU AGREE!

  • Tim Hawkins Is not making fun of the song. He's saying whats gonna happen!

  • Funny I have a friend who works at Krispy Kremes I'll have to show her this one day XD. This is my favorite bit done by Tim Hawkins the greatest comedian ever. Oh fun fact before my family switched to real butter (my dad preferred to cook with real) as a little kid I used to do all those stuff that he mentioned with butter XD!!!

  • Haha Now whenever I hear the song "I Can Only Imagine"...I can't help but think of this version and laugh :P

  • Very funny^_^

  • 88 people don't like margarine

  • I was in church last week and we sang holiness and it was all i could do too keep from laughing and singing the wrong words

  • I'm not even Christian and I still love the heck out of this guy! :D

  • Lol i get a spoon and eat it out of the plastic tub

  • lol

    

  • I have a HTTYD motivation picture that reminds me of this...it's an "Amazed Hiccup" face, and it says: I can't beleive it! ...This really isn't butter? XD

  • Brilliant

  • lol, time magazine is not a book

  • Thumbs up if the next time you saw a tub of margarine, you started thinking of or humming this song.

  • @amb4598 i got it the other way round. while singing the song i was thinkin of margarine

  • 86 people only eat butter

  • After watching this I almost had to sing holiness in our worship band and I couldn't do it... At all... And neither could the drummer haha

  • funny

  • I wonder if he rehearses this stuff, maybe has someone write it for him or does it just come to him as he goes? lol. genius!

  • Hasn't this already happened?

  • Haha lol SO funny

  • Hilarious

  • Although hes right. Its sad that we can even laugh at this.

  • @biblerock1 how is it sad? its supposed to be hilarious and it is

  • luvfritz2009 i agree with u whole heartedly

  • thumbs up if your fav one is the margarine song :)

  • @luvfritz2009 I'm in love with the Margarine song!! :-DDDDDDDD

  • @Beebee355 me too lol! it is very catchy too!

  • this epicly amazing...so funny...sad if you really think about it, but funny nonetheless (and for anyone who wants to hate on me for saying that, yes, i am a christian)

  • I despise contemporary songs, expesically in churches but these songs are old enough for me to know them.

  • Lol funny

  • The great thing about Tim Hawkins and Bob Smiley, is that they get it. They don't take themselves seriously and they realize that we are all fallen and some of us do shop at dress barn and some of us do like animal noises randomly tossed into everyday conversation! To those of you who think Tim is making fun of the worship songs, then you obviously don't know him the way I do. Not that I actually know him... but you know what I mean! Lighten up people! It's called comedy!

  • If we continue to let secular points in to our churches instead of focusing on God, then this is a possibility that could very well happen. I personally don't think he's making fun of man made hymns, but showing that the church has let in so much secular garbage and lowered their standards to conform to the world. If we take the focus of of Christ, then our churches will not be blessed, and like everything else in the world, will go corporate.

  • He started by making a good point and then got way too carried away. This is what will be in my mind when I'm trying to listen to worship songs.

  • He started by making a good point and then got way too carried away.

  • Hold down the space button the entire video. 

  • crispy creams? wow

  • This was the first video of Tim Hawkins I ever saw. Been hooked ever since :)

  • You are so twisted !! Love IT

  • He SOOO should have added Chevorlet!! For the song Everyday!

    "Everyday, it's you I live for" into

    "Chevorlet, I love my 4 door"!!!!

  • I really hope this doesn't happen either, because I don't wanna hear: Open the door to my car Ford, Open the door to my car. I wanna drive one I wanna drive one Open the door to my car Ford, Open the door to my car. I wanna drive one I wanna drive one Turn the key and start it up, shift it into drive and then floor it. Feel the horsepower and torque, as I say holy, holy moley!
  • @2randomcrap3 Nice job! :D

  • @2randomcrap3 That's hilarious. :P

  • @2randomcrap3 What song is to..?

  • @2randomcrap3 LOL

  • @2randomcrap3 wow dude you should seriously publish that! tim hawkins would be proud!

    CAPS LOCK IS AWESOME!!!!!!1!!!

  • @2randomcrap3 tht one is EPIC!!!

  • @2randomcrap3 I love it!

  • @2randomcrap3 Hilarious!!!

  • @2randomcrap3 wouldn't that be amazing if Tim Hawkins did that at his next concert

  • @2randomcrap3 that was too funny lol God Bless!!!

  • 84 people take a spoon and eat right of the plastic tub!

  • 84 people take a spoon and it it right out of the tub!

  • 84 people would rather sing about krispy kreme

  • Ford, I lift your name on high...!

  • now every time we sing one of these songs in church, my friends & I can't stop laughing!

  • @livelaughloveinJesus i hear these songs during adoration and i start laughing and the people around me just stare

  • I couldn't stop laughing. Excellent!

  • While this is funny, I don't think it far from reality. 

  • I was needing to get out of my doldrums today and this really did the trick...Tim...you are amazing!!

  • It's good for us christians to laugh at ourselves. it keeps us humble. God bless.

  • God is laughing right now =) lol

  • I absolutely LOVE him!!(: He cracks me upp!!(:<33

    I love you Tim!!(:

  • 83 people need 2 go sit on the "POT"

  • 83 pastors like selling out to companies.

  • @nick31898

    SO SICK OF THESE STUPID DAMN COMMENTS!!

  • @joeyhodgeman Well then don't get on YOUTUBE KILLJOY!!!!

  • 83 ppl want krispy kremes

  • Awsome I LUV Tim Hawkins

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  • I love Tim Hawkins he rocks!:)

  • @JXJ1326 uhm, well I really like Herman Finkers (the one is was talking about)

    Bert Visscher, Jochem Meyer, Hans Teeuwen (He once did some stand up comedy show in England)

    There are some more but these are once I really like... the others are more about politics and stuff, more like stand up comedians I don't like stuff like that.

  • Who cares if he's christian or not...

    Here in Holland we got an comedian that is really REALLY uhm... I don't a hardcore christian xD...

    makes fun about death, Jezus and God and all that stuff...

    And he has an Maria statue in his back yard... with stuff I don't know how it's called.

    and people still say he is making fun of christians... idiots... xD

  • lol this is awesome x3

  • Dude...............I was watching videos from the little rascals (the 90's version) and I came across this. But I already knew this guy so its all good. lol

  • Tim Hawkins is amazing hes not making fun of god, he's just having fun actually spreading gods word by making people laugh

  • It's just songs that he's made. He's not making fun of God. He's a Christian Comedian. Why would he made fun of God. Tim Hawkins is amazing! Thumbs up if you agree

  • It in the bible.it ok to laugh people.we need just lighten in Jesus here.ok we beed more true christen comdey out there..

  • just pew it..

  • Well, music always finds a way to come around full circle....☺

  • Lol we just sang "Holiness" at youth group tonight and it made me think of this.

  • my ipod is a really great thing it is such a really good thing

  • anyone else think he looks like kurt cobain circa unplugged?

  • @paigegoestocollege

    From a distance, yeah, because of the hair and general stature. And I love this guy, but Cobain was WAY hotter.

  • yeah! Only a personal relationship with Jesus is a true christian!

  • THIS MADE ME LOL

    

  • what was the real name of the third song about the hyundai, like the real version?

  • @musiciangirl591 "Better is One Day" by Chris Tomlin

    ♪ Better is one day in Your courts

    Better is one day in Your house

    Better is one day in Your courts

    Than thousands elsewhere ♫

  • @allanvs ok thanks! because we sing it all the time at school masses and i never know what its called lol

  • @allanvs Hey sorry i did not mean to dislike your comment i meant to like it b/c i love that song :) sorry God bless you

  • @allanvs it is? i didn't know Chris Tomlin wrote that and how did you do the music thingy?

  • @allanvs Chris Tomlin sang that?

  • @geniseslettherebe i looked it up, the only version i liked was kutless' version

  • 83 people don't like krispy kremes

  • Nike. Just Pew It.

  • LOL just Pugh it 

  • I agree.

  • Tim is a great heart and has a HUGE heart for God he is just poking fun at how some churches go so far with "reaching out" to have a large attendance they become secular

  • But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;

    How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.

    Jude

  • "Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear. "

    Thomas Jefferson

  • @TelsaSagans

    Sounds like another Atheist. 

  • @aRomanSoldier Dude shut up.. the definition of an Atheist is one who does not believe in the existence of a God. Doesn't mean you have to believe in the God of the Bible to not be an Atheist. Just because you didn't like him joking around about how Churches sell out to just about everything else anymore that this was a joke saying that he could see this happening. Also mind you that God does not write praise songs, people do.

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  • @aRomanSoldier No No I'm an anti-theist my good fellow.

  • i <3 the original of these hymns tho :)

  • I can't listen to " I can only Imagine" without thinking about " I can only eat margarine. Lol. Love Tim Hawkins, so funny! :-D

  • i love him!!!!he is so funny!!!!

  • But margarine is gross! Blech! ... and Krispy Kreme is the devil.

  • the ppl who dont like this like actual butter and cant eat mardrin!!!

  • "I was reading a... book!"

  • 81 people can only eat margarine.

  • thumbs up if u know hes not making fun of God...but man made hymns

  • @BountyHuntFH95 that is so true

  • @BountyHuntFH95 that is so true i love my Jesus

  • @BountyHuntFH95 That's is so true.

  • @BountyHuntFH95 I don't think he is making fun of either. What is wrong with man made hymns? God wants us to praise Him in every way. I think he is making fun of how companies will do whatever they have to to get people to buy their products.

  • @xXHelloKittyLuver321 I actually never thought of it like that lolyeah what u said makes alot of sense.every 1 should thumbs u up XD

  • This is so funny and so true

  • This is hilarious

  • PURE TALENT!

  • R.I.P. Krispy Kreme...

  • The best part is I Can't Believe It's Not Butter at 3:00...hysterical!

  • lol

  • you rock

  • Absolutely hilarious. If you are offended by this, get a sense of humor. I didn't see any conservative or liberal slant to this and I'm a pretty hard-core supply sider. Humor is humor. There was no lecture about owning things. It was just plain old play-of-words for the sake of getting a smile. And he did it well. I do this with songs in church, but this guy is light years beyond my ability to come up with funny ones. Great job!

  • just pew it! lol

  • For an "American Government Hater" like Tim Hawkins, you'd think he'd understand that his way of thinking will make it much more likely that corporations will indeed take control of everything that we hold sacred.

    He can make "funny songs" about this trend. But, in essence, Hawkins backs it. He hates our government and apparently doesn't realize that the main purpose of our government is for common defense against any group that would compromise our freedom just to make more money.

  • AND SOMETIMES I JUST TAKE A SPOON AND EAT RIGHT OUTTA THE PLASTIC TUB!

  • haha the "i cant believe its not butter" ppl part was the best xD