CastleVania Judgement Maria's Story (Boobies)

[Razaej]

lol funny

[868edgar]

@capnhands Simon staring at Alucard's pants imagine that.

[capnhands]

@868edgar LOL

[capnhands]

wonder if males in Japan feel that way about penises

[mugenrider754]

She beats people because she is flat chested?

[Neofcon]

Why..WHY did they turn a castlevania game (with all the gothic workings to boot) into a generic Japanese cartoon with full blown tit-gaze cinematography AND commentary from a flat-chested child!?

[NailBombed]

@Neofcon Boobs sell, dude. Known fact. Never mind the fact that it totally turns the Castlevania franchise into a laughing stock, MOAR BOOBS.

[mththm]

Don't worry, Maria. Just wait till SotN rolls around...

[14Drixon]

Oh damn it Maria, Can't you hold yourself sometimes? Sheesh! X(

[Alfadore]

Mmmhh....huge....a sacred gift....mmmmmh

[RyuFireheart]

I bet that she is after breast implants...

Anyway i don't consider this version as the real Maria. :P

[Flaaatt]

who writes this shit???

[14Drixon]

What the hell is this?

[spacesex101]

Wow... they really just destroy Maria's image like that? Or castlevania for that matter?

[MipITAChannel]

Ok stop hacking roms guys,i wanna see the real maria story.... *checks ... ww w....whh...WAT

[CrushingC10996WM]

Castlevania's sure come a long way.

[sutarikun]

Maria's voice, at times, sounds like Babs Bunny's.

[Padoca85]

eww, english voice actin

[FarfetchedENT]

This is why you put stuff in japanese...it still reads the same, but sounds cooler

[Mateussvaz]

I wanna boobs !

[akinadownhillace]

They get in the way? That's like slapping god in the face.

[Morzall0055]

The giggity meter is rising...

[TheKenster64]

Wow, their facial expressions are so....blank.

[sikolope]

ahhhhh the game designers are going on drugs!!!!!!!!!!

[thanatospharos]

boing boing XD

[TimeBreaker1987]

that nun and the vampire look almost the same, are they the same person?

i love how they talk about boobs and stuff but no emotions are shown at all. Wii low budget game I guess.

[arturzfiorini]

@TimeBreaker1987

They're not, and Shanoa's not a nun either, she's a vampire hunter without emotions

[pollotierrez]

boobsvania

boobsvania 2: maria quest



[FJLink]

@pollotierrez Boobsvania 2: Maria's Chest

[animefin]

Maria fights for her right for breasts

[Forteoverload]

I see castlevania but I hear taokaka......

[guaskoqizz]

"Will you stop? These things only get in the way"

Sypha shold be happy of her beautiful body

[kcfob]

is that shanoa?

[Luna11161]

Apparently if they pass the "test" they get what they most desire...and what Maria wants most are boobs XD

[Sega501930]

*puts palm through entire head* wth was i thinking, why did I had to click that stupid thumbnail. Now I have to put up with her voice saying "sacred gift" inside my head for the next three days >_<

[C3lticlord]

that giant X on her neck is so annoying

[koopakingdom]

I see that the Castlevania series has taken an dark turn... but it is Japanese... lol

[HotaruMitsuki101]

...what the

[xlaider]

KOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIII

[zhnigo]

LA Noire's got nothing on THIS facial animation.

[indefinitivity]

@zhnigo XD yeah, the emotion from their faces is almost comparable to a rock's!

[DarkheartKevin25]

Aeon: "This is were you'll find what you desire"

Me: giggity

[JGamer12]

This game is programmed by human mans

[ZaneBlade88]

Ah Maria you amuse me so.

[kaylawashere1]

0_o

[Gromaglosh]

THEY ARE HUGE !!!!!!!!!

[HomingMissiles]

Pulitzer prize material right here. Just novelize it.

[justskateTV530]

0_0......T_T there huge

[xXxMartin96xXx]

so, the only reason maria want to kill vampires and enemyes is just because she want bigger tits?

[TheNickrio]

lol big boobz so funny

[Marishka1234]

Maria has some serious chest issues going on thar... o.O

[leck0rkuchen]

The last conversation was awesome.

What were they thinking?

"Let's make a totally different Castlevania for the Wii"

After a year of serious drug abuse;

Result: Twilight XXX - Adult Edition.

"This is so appropriate for children"

[GeneralErlend]

Holy fuck, first thing I did when I turned on the game for the first time was to check if it was possible with Japanese voice actors. After watching this, I'm so relieved I didn't need to listen to these dumb voices.

[theGaminggrounds]

This Is disturbing In so many ways...

[jessebijma]

omigod

[dogkiller07]

Haha what the fuck?

[Knight41b]

Um...Why does Maria sound like Dot from Animaniacs at the end?

[zebdal]

0:48 pretty face

[merksperk2]

If I remember correctly, Maria wasn't this slutty in SotN.

[merksperk2]

SUCK.

[piscesdreams1023]

I'll not ask you to return to our side. But I demand you give me your bewbs!

[HarpoTheVillain]

...remember, little girls of the world! The only thing in life worth striving for in order to be a good person is boobs. Big, round boobs! If you DON'T grow big boobs, you're pretty much fucked.

[201Megaman]

wtf.....

[DeadlyGrim]

... Excuse me, but can I see your sacred gift?

[Kratoz226]

"those are sacred gifts" sounds like something a guy would say xd

[cesariojpn]

Lolis and Boobies....short of nudity, what more could you ask for?

[TheSweatyballsack]

Am I the only one who clicked this video....because boobies was in the name?

[HarpoTheVillain]

@TheSweatyballsack Nnnnnope.

[biowon]

The writers must have had a real good time coming up with all this Academy-award winning dialogue.

[sonic5993]

....Goddamn it Japan.

[grenadier42]

*takes deep breath*

JA--

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[azcarelle]

Maria: What i get a present, OK ill take your test!

Aeon: oh you'll get a present all right hehe

[KINGXlll]

Wow...I haven't played this in maybe a year? I loved how BAD it was, loved the costumes, and jizzed over Aeon's weapon. Emotionless faces bugged the SHIZ outta me though...but Shanoa was bland as British cooking to begin with.

[fracolosio]

nooo wayyy maria is worried about boobs?? wth??

[tiymakoizau]

I'll be honest the greatest thing about this game is the costumes xD

[SergmoonGames]

What is a Boob? A miserable little pile of Man's pleasure... But enough talk give me boob!!

[deecho200]

@SergmoonGames HAHAHAHAHA damn LOL!!!!

[tnorton00]

@SergmoonGames I must bow to your comment

[mrcthemanha]

@SergmoonGames you won the fucking internet...

[birdbrainxzx]

@SergmoonGames rofl that made my morning well done well done

[MyrhhDarkling]

Why is this castlevania so MOE MOE?

[ZAPPSOFT]

WTF?

[TheUltimateCrash1990]

meh...

[TheTerrificTracy]

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!

She is so confused about (bigger) boobs!!!!!

Is she bicurious?!

LOL!!!!

[nouaremyonly]

@TheTerrificTracy trololol

[munherpes]

love the moral of the story

[XxkillerbeenxX]

TTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT­SSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[Hanazono1]

1:15 That scene is actually pretty funny because both Maria and Shanoa are voiced by Michelle Ruff. So the voice actor is practically speaking to herself...

[ccricers]

It's teh boobie lady!!!

[Nhantp]

Wow, i' m glad i didnt get this game, they seem so emotionless, that would bother me heaps lol

[usuchaidot]

@Nhantp its a good game.

[home95boy]

lol

[MrThebakugannerd]

how did castlevania go from sotn to... this?

[MrThebakugannerd]

how did castlevania go from sotn to... this.

[necro9]

All hail the sacred gift.

[glitchedgamer]

What the fuck Konami. This is just embarrassing.

[ishoothead]

OH MAI GAWD VAMPIAR

[xxsouljagurlxx]

aww poor thing just wants boobs

[cherrina44]

@xxsouljagurlxx i know how she feels =´(

[xxsouljagurlxx]

@cherrina44 awwe , give them time dear :)

[cherrina44]

@xxsouljagurlxx but..but but im allready 18 T OT there´s still time?

[xxsouljagurlxx]

@cherrina44 me too , hmm well depends on your families genes. other than that i dont know :/

[XxXBGDAGONXxX]

what the fuck did i just watch...

[TytusTolshemLives]

All of these characters look like dolled up ripoffs of Death Note characters.

[srdjan455]

@TytusTolshemLives thats because the artist for Death Note was given the role as character creator in this game

[TytusTolshemLives]

@srdjan455 This I know, but still, for shame, it doesn't excuse lazy character design.

[dablackgoku13]

@TytusTolshemLives ...You clearly did your research on this game. Good job.

[TytusTolshemLives]

@dablackgoku13 Is this sarcasm I detect?

[dablackgoku13]

@TytusTolshemLives ...Maybe.

[oc1503chik88]

1:59-2:06 sacred gift to attract rapists?

[SirPreyasThe619]

1:59-2:06

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAH

AHAAHHA

2:27-2:36

hahahaahahahahahaahaha

[VideoGameStupid]

Is this a fighting game of Castlevania?

[bustybossoms]

Maria has blue eyes in rondo of blood, how did they screw it up to give her red eyes.

[Edgarhunk9191]

@bustybossoms they screwed even more with simons look

[Zanzecus]

2:02 I whole heartily agree 100%

[AverruncusFate]

Boys and girls both love boobies.

[defghui]

they're a sacred gift alright

[sillygrl23]

I guess if I become a vampire my boobs will still remain the exact same size....good to know. XD LAWLZ!

[nitendubsinc]

wtf?

[guilemaster147]

This is not Castlevania...

[XxDiaChanxX]

the hell...

[fumpsee]

what the fuck

[thegameulost]

>but first, there are many trials you must pass.

Me: Time for your first trial. STRIP!

[KeeperOTDH2]

I knew Maria was slightly off in the head...but this is pushing it.

[Denaries]

What....the fuck?

[emperorIng360]

this game is so fucking stupid.

[KeeperOTDH2]

@emperorIng360

They were trying something new with the series. You can't fault them for that.

[emperorIng360]

@KeeperOTDH2

I can if this is the result.

[TheLegendofSuper]

I clicked for the boobies.

[GrovyleXShinyCelebi]

You know a game is fucked up when someone's boobs has more emotion than their faces.

[Silverfan717]

w-w.....WHAT!?!?! O_O

[AllenWalkerInnocence]

oo shiet boobies XDDD bigggggg

[filipinopridex44]

lolololol

How can you say that?! Those are sacred girt!

Even vampires are bigger than mine!

[cheoleo2500]

"H-how can you say that?! Those are a sacred gift!" Nicely put my friend.

[Mekaloidz1]

o.o

[pollotierrez]

its weird that some characters have not facial expressions, and also some fights are senseless

[gagejoseph91]

anyone else find it weird that Sypha knew what Maria meant instantly, but Carmilla was completely oblivious?

[countrybluegrass]

It's sad that Castlevania fans can now look back on "DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!" as a high point for voice acting.

[Neverdweller]

@countrybluegrass WHAT IS A MAN!?!?!?!

[xINUKAMIx]

@Neverdweller a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk!

[HaggKid]

@xINUKAMIx Have at you!

[imperiomrr]

a cute loli with atitude, lol

[FatetheHedgehog]

This is totally irrelevant, but this video is linked to about 50 other Castlevania Judgement videos.

[BlackAce5ds]

i like this game but its more anime style so u know it is gonna be perverted

[ZuiZero]

@BlackAce5ds NOOO it's prejudice! But... fu you're right.

[FuegodeInfierno]

conker's bad fur day had better facial animations than this...

[FuegodeInfierno]

@FuegodeInfierno 2:42 the owl descends in a funny way xD

[petersruwen]

that for i hate that game

[Davisayan]

this is just hentai ecchi, this sucks

[LeJeuneMaitre]

OMG SHE SOUNDS LIKE AQUA FROM TALES OF SYMPHONIA DAWN OF A NEW WORLD!!! HER VOICE IS A LITTLE SIMILAR IF U LISTEN CAREFULLY DX

[will0nater]

Someone in Nintendo was horny....

[muchascosas5420]

wait a minute.... shanoa is a none?(sorry for my english)

[Kunimitsu877]

Lol at those are a sacred gift and even the vampires are bigger than mine either she's a lesbian or she's jealous that ahem don't have boobies like carmillas

[OhmRice]

Oh castlevania how far you've fallen...

[iamnotglenn]

This is why you DO NOT hand over character design to a famous artist. They can and apparently WILL take liberties in screwing up character design. Not one single character looks ANYTHING like previous incarnations or other concept art.

I understand going for originality, but this was way out of line and made the most fanservice character into a nun and the lady that ALWAYS wore victorian dresses into a dominatrix.

[Tatsumiko]

@iamnotglenn well they took a huge step away from Castlevania to make it into a fighter game. A fighter's waaaay different from an RPG, so I dont see why people complain about the art compared to the actual game. What I'm saying is for the settings in this game the new character designs suits the game. Its dark and gothic. Change is good. (Not that im bashing you and calling you a whiny fanboy or anything!)

[iamnotglenn]

@Tatsumiko It's just that in specific Shanoa is suppposed to be fanservice-y because the huge tattoo and lack of back coverage is randomnly a nun. And then the vampire chick who never fights (just kind of there) is in a fighting game at all.

Those and what the heck happened to Grant that he became a mummy?

My friend found a comic strip mocking the design for the characters as they're all like WTF?

(You can tell I'm not too much of a fanboy because I can't even remember the name.

[Grandstra]

@iamnotglenn Can you send me the direction of that comic strip, please? And yes, what they did to Grant is unforgivable, turning him into a Voldo ripoff. Oh, and, why did they make Ralf (Trevor) blind in one eye? What's with Dracula's tubes on his clothes? Why does Maria look like an anime magical girl? Where did Camilla get a 21st Century BDSM outfit? Seriously, I want to cut all of the designer's fingers.

[iamnotglenn]

@Grandstra I can't find it right now. I'll try to post it in a couple days when I after I've talked to my friend.

[trashman654]

@iamnotglenn yes i agree the character designs just suck

[consumers007]

THOSE ARE A SACRED GIFT!! LOL EPIC WIN xD

[TheDCStudios1]

"Even the vampire's are bigger than mine!"

[Fwjchimx]

is she lesbian???

[wolfan20]

@Fwjchimx SHES JUST JEALOUS

[HatterMadigan]

It seem Dracula's curse has an effect on women being lost, seeing none of them are in the kitchen.

[DJSoulkiller]

even the vampires are bigger then mine! THUMPS UP FOR THIS ONE HAHAHAHAA

[wasabidesignband]

@DJSoulkiller meaning... even edward from twilight got bigger ones? O__o

[minamino23]

Dammit i click for the bewbs ! xD