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  • oh my god what an idiot

  • Hawaii is on mars! LOL

  • I kept getting Dan Quale's score on Civilization 4 so i searched it up.

  • Oh god, at :20, I really hope that wasn't a model of the Challenger he broke.

  • Quayle is smarter than Dub'ya.

  • Isn't it sad that these are mild by Palin/Bachmann standards?

  • He's stupid, full of shit, and fuckin' nuts! -GC

  • @MikeJamesG23 I think the reason he was selected to run for vice president so the president doesn't get impeached. He looks like a scared person like you are going to ask him a hard question like What is your name?

  • @MikeJamesG23 hahaha i hear ya brotha. God bless George Carlin

  • Right, Nixon.....and you're not a crook, either. 

  • thumbs up if George Carlin brought you here

  • @GladiatorOfBahrain ahaahah stupid, full of shit, fucking nuts!

  • Lol he's funny

  • As dumb as Dan Quayle may be, I would do him.

  • potatoe

    

  • I got Quayle rating in Civilisation IV :(((((

  • @chronius9

    Llol. What's Quayle rating? Is that bad?

  • @gdoddmeta3608 When you complete the game (loose it or win), you get compared to a real life leader in rankings list, by score and dificulty level. Lowest level is Dan Quayle, it is lower than Etherald the Unready, Warren G. Harding, Nero and Neville Chamberlain. Best are of course Julius Caesar, Hamurabi, Abe, Charlemagne and W. Churchill. There are more intermediate levels too.

  • Obama is now officially dumber than Quayle: at least Quayle didnt think Hawaii is part of Asia.

  • @cobrien1977 Hawaii isnt a part of North America - check out an atlas.

  • Spiro Agnew was the last thoughtful, articulate and brilliant Republican vice-president!

  • Dan Quayle is fuckin nuts !! hey's right 9 of the 10 Americans are stupit all puppets from the socierty walking with them heads in they as just looking for things they can buy or put they dick in the most funny people are those who thing money can change annything like you can buy your freedom or something we all fuck just face it makes life's easy'r

  • Gawd where is he???...stay in the present man!

  • Past to the back LOL

  • "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" .. Best thing he ever said in his life

  • Bill Hicks!

  • why does everyone hate him? (serious awnsers, i listen to alot of rap and i love george carlin and i've heard his name several times, and not in a positive way, what the fuck did he do?)

  • God I miss SPY magazine. In their own way they predicted the entire mess.

  • Bush outquayled Quayle

  • Certainly high.

  • If Bush was smart he would have dropped Quayle from the ticket in 92

  • @philberz

    He was probably our best President of the last half century, definitely the most underrated. I'm just happy he got to be in office, it be a total shame if he missed it(like McCain, who is a total sell out by the way)

    Gulf War - Flawlessly executed war with next to no casualities

    Tax Raise - Led to the great economic boom of the 90s

  • @tubub Yeah I really lost about all the respect I had for McCain

  • @tubub Consider it an object lesson in how history is made, I suppose. He was a far better President that Reagan yet for all the praise heaped upon 'the great communicator' hardly anyone has a kind word to say about Bush the elder. Why? I would assume it is because he didn't pander to anyone's ideological preferences. The modern Republican party of the past decade appears to be devoted only to cutting taxes and waging total war, neither of which Bush Snr indulged in.

  • @philberz I agree. Quayle, along with the bad economy, the fact that Bush lacked vision, and the fact that Clinton ran a better campaign were why Bush lost.

  • Jesus Christ we are such fucking morons. We let this guy get within a heartbeat of the Presidency, and then 8 years later allowed another incredible brain trust to hold the seat. Such a fucking stupid country.

  • You are a moron. You voted for a guy (Obama) that thinks there are 57 states LOL

  • Wow, such High quality resolution. This is even better than Blu-Ray.

  • Bush,Palin & Quayle could do the next 3 Stooges remake

  • Why's there a conspiracy to keep Dan Quayle's face a secret?

  • politics are stupid. a man's ability to be great isn't limited to his public speaking ability. he was one of the strongest advisers that any president has ever had. and by the way, im a democrat.

  • 0:23

    "You have discovered Future Tech."

  • Well what do you expect? He's from indiana.

  • "good defense beats get offense. In other words, a good offense always wins.".

  • Quayle is full of fail

  • PRE GEORGE BUSH JR

  • "in other words, a good offense always wins"

  • He´s got a strong rectum? this guy´s mind baffles me. I want to figure him out. He´s becoming my hero in some strange way

  • lol! how does one make that mistake? " I was known as the chief grave robber of my state". I´m dying to know what he actually meant!!

  • Wow what a convincing argument Nixon makes.

  • past to the back...... -_-

  • My dad met this guy in person, and he actually sounds pretty smart in a one-on-one conversation. He's just bad at speeches. Spectacularly bad at speeches.

  • Put a dress on this guy and you have Sarah Palin.

  • @MrDukemeister LMAO!!! I think it's nuts that Quayle became Vice President, Bush was President for eight years and now people want Palin to run in 2012.

  • @PrimeTimeJokesta What I can't understand is if these people are just bad talkers, or truly stupid. Point in case: Regan was a great talker, but he was stupid.

  • @MrDukemeister I agree.

  • @MrDukemeister Who the hell is "Regan?" Also, you should learn some more facts before saying stupid things. :D

  • We have gone past to back after electing Reagan!

  • He's more successful than everyone commenting.

  • @mybalzurchin you know this how?

  • @jamessamejjamessamej Because he was a vice president you jackass.

  • @mybalzurchin how is that successful? money? there is most likely a richer person who commented on this video. fame? sure but hes know as the america's worst vice president/ laughing stock.

    but if you say so "jackass"

  • That man is a walking, talking abortion.

  • He's like a real life Michael Scott.

  • Dan Quayle just has continuity issues. When you are a fourth dimensional being you no longer exist in one place in time. Dan Quayle is one of the lucky few who exist like this.

    Then again, he could just be stupid.

  • One of his other quotes was "Public speaking is easy"

  • When I look forward to the past while remembering tomorrow...

  • Congratualtions Dan, this will be your legacy

  • that man is inebriated...isn't he? wasn't he? will he be? in the past?

  • This shows us that ANYONE can be a political leader.

    I guess that 's how we got Obama as president.

  • "My fellow astronauts..."

  • Dan is a genious! Just like Bush and Obama, he had his bloopers. Put a camera in front of him and funny things can happen.

  • This guy is no sarah palin

    he's more like joe biden

    smart but talks to much

  • His son was just elected ,woohoo

  • @fhdjsahfdjsha

    yeas we supposed to be happy with a silverspooned kids who only get elected to Congress because his last name is Quayle and calling Obama worst president in history by completely forgeting Bush

  • I am very sad to say that this man was born in the same town as me.I wish I still had the pic of me giving him the bird when he came to Huntington IN.

  • This guy has serious problems with time. Maybe he is a time-traveler in disguise.

  • P-O-T-A-T-O-E

    (rotflmao)

  • When he talks about Hawaii it looks like he's on medication and someone pushed him in front of a camera. Lol.

  • The Republicans have not had an intellectual, smart and well-read commander-in-chief in office since Richard Nixon left it. But like the underwhelming George H.W. Bush, he had the misfortune of selecting an embarrassing veep.

  • @MrPeace2mind we don't elect them. They are chosen to take the fall for experimental governing.

  • I'm sick of all of you who laughed at this man. He OBVIOUSLY has a mental disability. People like Sarah Palin are considered IGNORANT. This man is MENTALLY DISABLED.

    Shame on the people that could elect a man who chose a mentally disabled person as his running mate.

  • @PwnageSoul no he's not. where did you get that from?

  • @Youg1

    Yeah sorry I watched this extremely high.

  • @PwnageSoul haha! lol

  • Never go past to the back.

  • Wow. No wonder his son is retarded.

  • nwo picks idiots so they can manipulate them

  • @nottinmatterz2day And you would be their best pick.

  • @nottinmatterz2day We disagree.

  • I think he is a drunk, almost programed. I hope he is an alien.....that would mean...... Dear GOD.....

  • What's worse is that Dan procreated, and his son, who is also a clueless idiot, is following in his fathers bumble-prints.

    No wonder the Connedservatives loved Bush Junior, if they've been primed to adore idiots like the Quayle's.

    How sad for democracy when morons are idolized.

  • too bad gwb didn't make him is vp. they'd have complemented each other quite well.

  • clearly Geography is not his subject...

  • With the loons in power now, that old Bush/Quayle team looks pretty good.

  • WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES SPELLING

  • this fool makes GWB look like Albert E.

  • "I've made good decisions in the future" Haha 

  • wow and the offspring of this guy wants to be in the Senate

  • DUMB AZZ CANT EVEN SPELL POTATO LMAO

  • Oh shut up Nixon no one cares what you think, 

  • @josedariosanchez

    Took the words right out of my mouth.

  • George H. W. Bush and Dan Quayle had an illegitimate son together, and his name was George W. Bush. ...Tell me you can't see the similarities.

  • @Shup2the GWB got more of Quayle evidently.

  • Dumbass...!!!

  • hahahaha

  • Is it just me or is he even worse then Bush!!

  • @buck2239 Not only have I done my homework, I lived through his days as VP. He was considered a national joke, everyone was embarrassed, and he made himself look the fool. He demonstrated more than once to many people under many different scenarios and in many different contexts his lack of mental prowess. Personally he is a likable guy, but wasn't VP material. The only way he achieved his position is because he was a brother in Skull & Bones. Do YOUR homework.

  • he seems to have trouble with concepts like time. At least the Hawaii comment was the least innaccurate thing he said

  • after geoge w. bush and sarah palin dan quayle looks very intelligent to me

  • Dan Quayle is awesome and like Nixon said lot brighter than given credit for. Some people when they get on a national stage get a form of stage fright and mix up their sentences. Walker Bush was another affected by this, sounded great before he ever ran for President, but after he had the same issue Dan did. Nothing to do with IQ.

  • drugs..

  • CIA Bushie and his oil buds were closely connected to JFKs murder and Quayle was a Skull & Bones with friends close to Bushie which is how he got selected to be Veep. His level of intellect, as we are shown here, is much like that of Bushie's lil boi Dubya.

  • @myportals Nothing to do with intellect genius do your homework.

  • It's just the Illuminati taking the piss - he's a fuckin moron but you fuckin morons voted for him! If imbeciles are allowed to rule what does that say about the voters?

    It's like a Bob Dylan concert - "How bad do I have to sing before you tell me I'm shite?!"

  • can someone explain the laughter about his environment comment? was he just lying

  • what about the potato thing???

  • He seems to have problems with the perception of time.

  • What say you to the idea of a Sarah Palin / Tina Fey ticket in 2012!! With Dan Quayle as their speech writers??

  • Lights are on, nobody's home!!

  • George was not dumb imo, he was and ignorant fundie but light years ahead of Palin.

  • Who said this famous line?

    " I believe I've been to 57 states, still maybe 2 more to go."

  • Nixon was absolutely right in the last statement. Quayle only had minor slipups in impromptu speech settings.

    Quayle never said there were 57 states he's been to with 2 more to go!

    And the list of Obama bloopers are endless!!

  • This guy wouldnt last a week nowadays when we have youtube and instant communication.... Oh wait we have Palin..

  • I now understand why Bush41 cause Quayle to be his running mate....... because Quayle is almost as eloquent as Bush43!!

    Palin / Quayle in 2012!!

  • that truly was hard to watch

  • AHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • 1:00 omg lewis black!!!!

  • 0:48 i dont get it lol

  • When you have to have Nixon bail you out - you are in trouble- what an idiot- is he related to Sarah Palin?

  • Nixon said the media portrayed him as an "intellectual midget". Let's see, Quayle, Bush Jr. ("W"), Palin.... Golly, it's almost like the Republicans have been on a 20 year streak....

  • Oh my god..........I'm old enough to remember this guy and have always considered myself well informed, but DAMN! Have I mentally blocked this out? What a MORON!!

  • This is what happens when you watch "Back to the Future" over and over again.

  • *lol* I think he meant to say, "the question is whether we're gonna to go forward for tomorrow, or are we going to go back to the past?" Though, it did sound funny from the way he said it.

  • Wow, this guy is an eighties version of Sarah Palin. Maybe he was an Alaskan hockey dad.

  • its amazing the idiots the republicans parade for the sheep to vote for... look good and be simple and populist.

  • 0:44

  • Well put Dot!

  • lol, and I thought europeans were smart

  • Then you clearly don't have a European perspective

  • Dan Quayle IS a blooper

  • I miss when Republicans had at least this much intelligence..

  • "i was known as the chief grave robber of my state"

    WTF???

  • So THIS is where GW got his speech training!! You republicans sure can pick em!

  • Wow, makes me think that Bush is a genious. I think if this guy was VP, Sarah Palin could win in 2012. Who votes these idiots into office? America has so many intelligent people that could be outstanding presidents, yet we still vote for the biggest idiots ever. I have yet to cast a vote until I see a competent candidate.

  • I myself thought the future was better yesterday.

  • word!

  • i remember reading that quote about hawaii, and couldnt believe it was actually said in that order. hahaha it is IN the pacific!

  • he's the joe biden of the republicans? .. or other way around..?

  • Where do Repugs find these imbeciles?

  • Palin/Quayle in 2013!

  • Palin /Quayle in 2013,are you mental or just screwing with us

  • It's a joke. Don't you get it? Instead of running together in 2012 when the election actually takes place they're so stupid they'd run together in 2013.

  • Oh sorry now i get it,yeah but seriously if i was to choose any half decent republican in 2012 it would be Romney, his health care reform that he brought in has made nearly everyone in massachusetts have insurance,

  • I love Romney but his health insurance has not worked- just like it cant for for the country

  • I thought his plan in Massachusetts was a success.

    How do you really know for sure that a public option is going to drive private health insurers to bankrupsy?

  • it has its ups- but in very high need of funding which will not just show up... They may not force private insurance out of business but if you suddenly have 40 mill more patients Docs and going to be in higher demand driving their labor up therefore driving private and public health insurance up.

  • Funny! He was/is an EXTREMELY smart man, but perception is 9/10ths of the truth for the media (like for idiot Obama).

  • The "idiot" Obama was President of the Harvard Law Review and graduated top of his class. Bush? A "C" Student at Yale with the best tutors that Daddy's money could buy. And let's not forget John McCain, who graduated 894 out of 899 at the Naval Academy.

  • Bleh John McCain...you gotta give him school of hard knocks though...Obama has none of that, he was pushed through because he was black...if they could say it about Condolezza (who had several degrees at age 20 including a master's), then I can say it for Obama

  • Well that was racist.

  • also mysoginist towards Rice. Even if she is an idiot.

  • yah, McCain was pushed through just because he was in the army. and just cos he was tortured.

  • Except Condi Rice's expertise was in Cold War politics, which became useless knowledge after 1989. Plus, she's a known lesbian.

  • Do you agree that the future will be better tomorrow?