Mayonnaise Nightmare

[TheItouchmaniac]

this was posted on my moms birthday!

[sarisa235]

sxc

[chazchen25]

reminds me of jim carey

[ilikelemons1838]

cool music.

[missuscake]

Nalts you are fantastic

[OMFGSEXYNESS]

...what a title. haven't seen the vid yet, lol

[WahzeeProductions]

Hey what the crap Im a kid!

[Frogger161]

"This year, we should stop shitting and start peeing.."

lol...

[masterjeezy]

ur mouth dont match

[buttertoast300]

how do you keep a straight face

[viacarlton]

I thought he said "shitting".

We're all shitting all over ourselves.

[royalflush7494]

lol, me too! haha

[dgrakovsky]

I thought you were saying "this year we should stop shoulding and do more shitting" LOL

[carolperez]

love you too

[maninwhitedress]

Hey I wear a dress, does that mean I'm dysfunctionally serious. maybe i guess

[NoseCandyx3]

Normal or Retarded ! LMAO ! <3

I love that Christmas ornament ! It looks horrified ! Lmaoo !

[mrfasto]

Please stop making videos

[aLiShikari]

Dont watch them, if you dont like them.

[3r1cm00r]

Y DO U WATCH EM IF U DONT LIKE EM (sorry bout the capital letters)

[mrfasto]

I thought it might be funny. I was very disappointed.

[3r1cm00r]

oh rite yh safe

[K0ZZY]

Santa says Merry Christmas. Holiday Cards? Holiday Party? I can't stand it. Who are you trying not to offend?

[OMGnothing6]

wat the hell was he on about

[gotilk]

Oh, my bad. It's bike, not BITE. Nevermind.

[gotilk]

I appreciate the sentiment, but those of us intimately familiar with the nocturnal mastication rituals of egg-based sandwich spreads are not terribly happy about being reminded of our sleep encounters with what we call "the viscous beast". So just keep that in mind for next time, okay?

[danfarnan]

This man reminds me of jim carey in 'Cable Guy' - Mad, mid life crisis but cool.

[PennState89]

wow, Nalts....since I've been watching you...Ponce and edbassmaster are my favs!!!

[blacklicoriceicecrem]

i was not making fun, I was making a suggestion. I happen to like Nalts and thought he could get very creative with that. Everyone in my family has torrettes! Why would I make fun of naults!

[blacklicoriceicecrem]

u have a major lisp there nalts..say my daddy works in the sipyard cleaning up ashes really fast!

[sephiman]

Stop making fun. I am sure he knows, who cares if he does or not.

[jta4jesus]

thank you for reminding us....shoulding is dangerous....can cause depression, panic attacks, saddness, suicide...

[filmergeek]

what does mayonaise have nightmare bike mean

[iggy098]

ha thas so my new catchphrase! "mayonaisse haves nightmare bike." thats awesome!

[MediaHealth]

lol

[LuvelyDuvely]

I think you stink.

[Zoloe]

SHUT UP!!!!!!

[goodguysdoll]

dumb

[tubebuff65]

Spricket loves nalts!!!

[LETHLSS]

Goop hand cleaner is some pretty good stuff

[applejuicepie1]

1:03 nalts points the wrong way at the link haha.

[xduton4]

he did point the rite way he pointed at the link for ponce's video, not the sidebar

[SpeedzterZ6]

wassup with the lipsyncing?

[0621sammy]

its ho ho ho merry christmas! not happy holidays

[pangeaforever]

is it just me or is the audio for the HD seriously lagging compared to the normal quality. (I went back and forth several times to check)

[Pantherspwn]

no, yes, no, yes

[isyfrisco]

lol, 2:14 he looks like bush, kind of

[djfuzzems]

lol

[amieamie12]

when you said shoulding i thought you said shitting.... yuuuuuuuup

[Uhntissuhntissuhn]

fat fag with a lisp and your not funny

[knibbles1882]

So many videos to watch now...

[MwTheEntertainment]

Awesome videos

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[kiauneLT]

visai nejuokinga... ir isvis jokio respecto nevertas sitas zmogus, vien tik del to, kad jis kankina gyvunelius >:/

[MegaLiz25]

que?

[Tjz93]

At the end i was like shit, shit ,shit which one do i click first

[unholypenguin4]

ZIT HD! W00T

[TWOHEADEDOGRE]

Awesome and Marry Christmas

[ABPfilms]

lol, i just wore this beard to cover up this zit (zoom in on zit)

[ADeadWorksProduction]

xD I watched it HD your mouth didnt match to the words at all. Kind of funny.

[rats7]

OMG this looks AWESOME in HD!!!!

[Acolis]

you look like jim carrey from cable guy

[ABPfilms]

lol, ya he kinda does

[aliens300c]

Mayonnaise has nightmare bike?!

[peanutfarmerUSA]

I was born yesterday.

[iliketobike6969]

haha, this video was posted on my birthday :)

[clarissa6002]

I wanted to see the cat.

[jperry2504]

Merry Christmas Nalts to you and your wonderful family and a very Happy New Year !

[DolphinLuvrr13]

out of sync :(

[Kaeph]

Some videos in HD are out of sync

[thomaskul]

I thought it was spelled Mayonaise

[bdsninja]

Merry Xmas and is that the Gizzwalls family xmas tree in the back ground and Ponce rules!!!

[all4tubekids]

Ho Ho Ho!! Merry Christmas Nalts!! Yes your special but not in a defective way.

[PrankKiddos]

those eyebrows are odd.:p

[Juice505Box]

hell..cut me off the egg nog..LMAO

[Juice505Box]

CUT HIM OFF HTE EGG NOG!

[Noyjeetut]

Lisp at the start FTW.

[realsisterofnalts]

Nice video, bro, and even sweeter zit...try Liquimat (from Majoria in NOLA...mom will send you a case)...it's the best remedy...Since YT is the only way you communicate....call your family on Christmas! We'd love to hear your holiday voice...ho, ho, ho...and xoxo

[peanutfarmerUSA]

America's doomed. The rice is being rationated 'n' we are sticking more and more deep, into the shithole crisis, 'n' we can do nothin'. And the response to that aspect of american failure from this FUCKER named NALTS is to post this shit. FUCK TO HELL!!!

[JoadJoVae]

Christmas used to be one of my favorite holidays, and now the commercialism of Christmas has really gotten to me, all the fussing all the stress. RELAX and enjoy Christmas!!! Thanks for that Nalts :P We needed a good laugh.

[SassyAngel411]

I laughed when he said retarded

[sukatra]

You got that "shoulding" crap from the secret, didn'tyou.

[missdivinestalls]

Um... you "played" a self absorbed weblebrity? ;p

[thomas3c]

Normal or retarded Lol

[peanutfarmerUSA]

SAD christmas to ya'll. NALTS will kill ya with a chainsaw, he uploaded this shit, for you to watch it and get distracted, while he was forcing your door to enter to your room!!!

[cjb2472]

at first i thought he said shitting. lol

[anmoose]

ROFL!! This is brilliant, Kevin! And you're 100% right. Let's stop shoulding and start being for a change. I love Ponceman, and I haven't seen his special yet. I'm off to look now.

A Very Merry Christmas to you, Jo, and the Naltsian rug rats! Love ya all!!

Moosie

[randyamanda225]

merry Z mas!

[peanutfarmerUSA]

We are in a recession, and even he continues doin' this bullshit. He can't stop makin' bullshit, even when he needs money to eat, he prefers to lead his family into misery and hunger, than to stop this trash.

[blobby1972]

sorry i mistakened you nalts for a man with a sence of fun but as you seem to want to pull the didability card i would just like to add i am a spina biffida and in a wheelchair PROPPER disabled not just pc disabled so chill

[zapzap88]

still what does shoulding mean? lol

[peanutfarmerUSA]

fuck, fuck, fuck. He offended me, he said I was in drugs.

[peanutfarmerUSA]

nalts is the raciest BUSTARD in earth. Only 'cause he is a CHEYENNE blooded stupid, 'n' I am pure caucasian, with pure caucasian parents from the UK 'n' NORGE, he said I was in DRUGS!

[peanutfarmerUSA]

FUCK nalts, I will make an account named: NALTS is a FUCKEN SHITHOLE!!!

[TSshowsx]

Mayonaise is good, I only eat it with salad though. Merry christmas, I dont want much for christmas, thanks Santa Nalts.

[RandomJoe1174]

lol, merry christmas

[peanutfarmerUSA]

Come on, bring it OLD MAN, bring in the JINGLE BALLS!

[denkar1891]

Lol Merry Christmas to you and the clan.

[peanutfarmerUSA]

unsubscribe

[heatherBAM]

merry christmas!

[Jackcouldcanyou]

i fucking hate mayonaise

[StLennyBruce]

Merry Christmas, Nalts!

[sofakingwetardedkid]

nalts i have to watch that whole video over cause all i looked at was that hugh zit thing. hahahaha merry christmas

[gfenton321]

merry christmas nalts!!!!!!! =]

[mikeabundo]

Mayonnaise haves nightmare bike. Words to live by.

[HBKanedge818]

Merry X-mas Nalts.

[OofVlog]

I should stop watching this shit.

[anmoose]

You really should. It'll stunt your growth.

[TSshowsx]

Hope you have a great christmas nalts!!

Do you know AmazingHolly, the person your kids use to do SevenAwesomeKids with, well they have made a new channel called SevenSuperGirls.

Its awesome, you should check it out.

I am on SevenSuperGirls so that's another reason you should check it out.

Merry Christmas x

[JulianDoesMusic]

WY ARE YOU COMMMENTING SO MUCH????

[GramsandPapi]

Merry Christmas to you and your lovely family!!! Blessings, Grams

[Zacxx2011]

Nice Christmas Tree Nalts :D

[aforcevids]

MERRY CHRISTMAS Nalts!

[somecallmejim]

Naltsy, you're a cool cat, even with the shoulder thing.

Ponce stole that line from me.

Merry Christmas!

[oneoleqt]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your family .

[TSshowsx]

okay, I would like that broken dragon if it was pink.

[nalts]

It is pink. You're on acid or your monitor is broken. Probably the monitor. Unless you're Ian Crossland using a sock account.

[crashvirus]

This comment rocks. This video also made me lol. Quite literally. Which is a reasonable feat at 3am while other people are sleeping in my house.

[peanutfarmerUSA]

Fuck. How possibly would someone have a happy holiday, if you are showing us your dirty ugly fucking face every 3 days? 'n' apart saying that I use drugs? I ain't saying anything that bad about you buddy. Have a nice day.

[leo1337hs]

broken dragon

[blobby1972]

he tells us of all his obnormalaties ahhhh spelling . but does not mention his very iritating speach impedement ahhh damm spelling again

[nalts]

It's a lithp. And it's covered under the civil dissabilities union act.

[gobrazil12]

to much Nalts gear, that really shows how ignorant you are.

[nalts]

I like to think I show my ignorance in better ways. The Nalts gear shows my arrogance. The branding, you see, is an attempt to create something bigger than me... to fill that void I've had since the other kids wouldn't play with me. Thanks for listening.

[aforcevids]

poor guy, i wish that i was as creative as you, so i wonder why they didn't pla-.......... oh, that's why. cause your a little to crazy. but nowadays, people look for friends like that!

[hollydolly06]

um okayyyy.

i dont think that was funnny

[MustafaPresents]

I should have rated this video, but I didn't feel like it.

[nalts]

Well now you have to go rate 10 videos (not necessarily mine). It's your penance.

[calumisdead]

Shitting all over our selves?

[Floperting]

LAWL at 0:21 it sounds like he said "but were all shitting over ourselves" HAHAHA

and wtf is Mayonnaise haves nightmare bike???

[thehixs]

normal or retarted!!!! hahha

[jasandvic4life]

hd rocks

[YBBN747]

hd loading bites.

[Wolverinex29]

Treat mentally challenged people with a little more respect!! They are different from you by one little defective chromozome!!

[ShadowTheJuggalo1]

i agree

[nalts]

I seriously like them better than other people. Not kidding. They are pure- like a child. The rest of us carry baggage and have guards and try to be people we're not.

[zwitterion24]

Out of sync!

[teenysfashion03]

"jump the shark episode"

ROFLMAO

[missejohnny]

i think im the only one who just noticed but...

you have a lisp?

peace = peath

0:19

[nalts]

if you go to the nalts page and search the videos on the bottom with lisp you'll find a homage to my lisp where I had slatersgarage dub me. :)

[missejohnny]

oh ok  :)

[iziksquirel]

Nalts leave your wife, go gay, and date me! :O

[neowerty]

hes mine BITCH

[nalts]

Well now that's a fan comment. You know- with my lisp you'd think I would have gotten hit on more by guys in my life.

[iziksquirel]

haha anytime nalts :P

[For5akenD]

first

[StevenRulzs]

wow come down.

[HBK8211]

lol, you said cum

[qowieufhqoiwufh]

ur voice is like 5 seconds late.lol

[mikma]

merry christmas...mikma was here

[cowsgonemadd3]

The audio is WAYYY off nalts.

[tourkman225]

how is it off or maybe it is but i cant tell

[cowsgonemadd3]

In HD it is off by his mouth movements. It is fine in regular quality.

[DakotaV94]

glad to see your hair is back nalts:)

[Phathat12]

i thought u were santa til you took off the beard

[nalts]

I'm sorry- but Santa isn't bald.

[Phathat12]

WHAT!?!?!?!?

[rattlergrl]

Happy Holidays Nalts and family!!! :)

[awreslr2]

You are special, too!

We all thank you for your wonderful videos that keep us laughing and sane all year long.

Happy holidays to you, and the Nalts folks! I mean it.

[IAGuy06]

Wow, it's like an old dubbed Chinese movie in HD.

[gibbo1988]

Kevin has been on the old cooking sherry again

WifeOfNalts should hide it better

Oj lol

Have a great christmas guys :)

[nalts]

Oh shoot. Was that what it was? I thought it was tea.

[gibbo1988]

More like an irish coffee haha

Hope you and your family have

a great christmas and new year kevin.

Merry Christmas

~~Gibbo1988~~

[mushroomh3ad]

lisp

[StealerofPants]

You're a bastard Nalts. It's hilarious.

[Addue]

mayonaise has what? Is that a joke I don't get?