Microsoft Sam is a f****** rapist! Once, while Microsoft f****** Sam was talking, the computer mouse fell off the desk it was on, and landed in my nephew's lap! What's that tell ya? Creepy, eh?
wow no, microsoft sam has been around for years before those stupid videos, they were so unoriginal that they used microsoft sam and now everybody thinks its from their shitty video
piss ass dick hore sluttt fuck shit on my chest make som love spees spees spees spees spees thats it fucker lololololololololololololo.bich mack that mic sam
@Bloogeyz: Yes, the English language is nothing to be tampered with. I say this since I am the true Microsoft Sam. If you send me a question... I WILL ANSWER IT no matter what it is.
Actually that was three songs, only the last was System of a Down. The second I don't know what it was, but the first was "brick house", I know because it was on Scrubs
How has this got over 63,000 views?
FPSGamingxX 2 months ago
Oh god I hate Dora
HereCrazy 2 months ago
why does everyone think the song is called pizza pie? the song's name is chic n' stu
CJLewis20 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you recognize Brick House from Dance Central.
InMiddletown 6 months ago
You could have really done something funny with this. But you didn't.
helenatorr 6 months ago
lllllllllollllllllllllllll
VegasWickedChick 6 months ago
96 people hung up on microsoft sam
LUOSHMY 7 months ago
no coment
FreeBird2k 7 months ago
I heard DOH!
MegaRockatron 8 months ago
i like microsoft sam but i HATE dora
Seddie1012 8 months ago
Microsoft Sam is a f****** rapist! Once, while Microsoft f****** Sam was talking, the computer mouse fell off the desk it was on, and landed in my nephew's lap! What's that tell ya? Creepy, eh?
Armaldo468 11 months ago
Whats the song where the guys goes like "Ouch"
lildude1121 1 year ago
exept syndrome of down and considering that you used WMM, that video was beautiful D;
ilhadosmacacos 1 year ago
lol boots reaction
firealarmfreak5 1 year ago
lool
runedegroot 1 year ago
was that tenacious d at the end???
lawnside82 2 years ago
I think that's System of a Down
InterestingFlavour 2 years ago
he spelled aa nn yy tt hh ii nn gg
uglysam2468 2 years ago
lol stupid
tybittz 2 years ago
dora should have gotten rick rolled
pivotsreborn 2 years ago
lol?
elmopimp35 2 years ago
hahah nice vid 5* hahha YOUR AWSOME (but i hate dora)
TRDEWH 2 years ago
Microsoft SAM IS CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!
crystal0angel 2 years ago
hahah nice vid 5* hahha
xFreaQyx 2 years ago
pizza pie
monsterfreek160 2 years ago
1:28 made me jump! lol funny vid
jaisi456 2 years ago
i had low volume lol
weitingyap 2 years ago
same here sams roccking out
crystal0angel 2 years ago
its master chief!!
tasiabluejay 2 years ago
lol
kaabii123 2 years ago
thank you pacguy 765
WatchdogGoon 2 years ago
LOL Jokes
***favouriting***
thewizkid15 2 years ago
funny as hell XD
hydro107 2 years ago
Master cheif?
spiceyvideo 2 years ago 2
wow no, microsoft sam has been around for years before those stupid videos, they were so unoriginal that they used microsoft sam and now everybody thinks its from their shitty video
twistedrc1 2 years ago
I knew that.. How dumb are you to think I've never heard MS sam before :D?
spiceyvideo 2 years ago
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piss ass dick hore sluttt fuck shit on my chest make som love spees spees spees spees spees thats it fucker lololololololololololololo.bich mack that mic sam
H3bdh141012 2 years ago
MASTUR CEEF!!! =D
artfreak38 2 years ago
Yeah its Microsoft Sam,not master chief.Just because Microsoft Sam is on Arby 'n' the Chief!!
Dakl68 2 years ago 2
you know that sam is in other vids from me fireguy1919 and thunderbirds101
computerkid2000 2 years ago
lol lmao ccol
lostteen08 2 years ago
Soad :D
Takeabreak1234 2 years ago
how did u mess up the lol
unless you did purpose
SOLDRIER11 3 years ago
lolololol
aboanyso 3 years ago
reminds me of M4ST3R CH13F1!!!1!one!!11!!eleven!!!1
Chaotic641 3 years ago 2
anything anything anything anything lolololololololll
danielvaan 3 years ago
whats the site in the corner
FloraAndMusaFan 3 years ago
I just can't listen to that without thinking Master Chief. [4] f0r gr34t just1c3!
xenariz 3 years ago 5
I just can't listen to that without thinking Master Chief. [3] (lolololololololololololololololol)
WatcherKave 3 years ago 26
@WatcherKave umg meeee dos
KentanioShlegustov 4 months ago
I just can't listen to that without thinking my Mom.
zifnabwiz 3 years ago
I just can't listen to that without thinking Master Chief. [2]
Aaronieero 3 years ago
I just can't listen to that without thinking Master Chief.
sevinup07 3 years ago 9
i usually dont like dora but this is funny
Darkspinesonic77 3 years ago 3
the song dora hears should have been rickroll lol
videomasher777 3 years ago 7
lol yeah
Cholockk 3 years ago
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Remove that apostrophe from the title before I kill YOU from your blatant misuse of the English language.
linuxgeek64 3 years ago
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You could have made this a cool Master Chief from Arby n The Chief joke.
You screwed it up.
DJJackRabbid 3 years ago
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arby and the chief is fucking gay.
Dragon0932 3 years ago
And this isnt?
DJJackRabbid 3 years ago
what does this have to do with arby and the chief,Dumbass,Arby and the chief uses microsoft sam but i guess u never heard of him :)
thehalokiller6676 3 years ago 3
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gay
gollom2004 3 years ago
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I know thats what I said arby and the chief is gay.
Dragon0932 3 years ago
wth was that!?
thats so stupid
4471548nwn 3 years ago
Remove that apostrophe from the title before I kill myself from your blatant misuse of the English language.
iseesue12 3 years ago 4
it sucked
thepassis123 3 years ago 3
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Remove that apostrophe from the title before I kill myself from your blatant misuse of the English language.
alejandro1000o 3 years ago
L O L creepy but funny
hannahmontana2257 3 years ago
PacGuy that was funny
but in ur discription it says narraror
not narrator
IWuvIceCweam 3 years ago
0:39 lol boots is like wtf?!
FroberryProductions 3 years ago
Remove that apostrophe from the title before I kill myself from your blatant misuse of the English language.
Bloogeyz 3 years ago 27
If it bothers you that much you should probably just go on ahead.
KaminaClose 3 years ago
wuss...
HammerToFall13194 3 years ago
@Bloogeyz: Yes, the English language is nothing to be tampered with. I say this since I am the true Microsoft Sam. If you send me a question... I WILL ANSWER IT no matter what it is.
Tributor123 1 year ago
@Tributor123 if your your microsoft sam say im a banana then soi soi soi
ninjathethird 6 months ago
Therapy is an awesome song!
LuXxenatorX 3 years ago
System of a down xD
LuXxenatorX 3 years ago 2
noob music!!!!!!!
PIERU7 3 years ago
SOI SOI SOI
EddieLolz3r 3 years ago 6
ololol!!
theweehighlander 3 years ago
dungeon ointment
Sucraluse 3 years ago
hahhaahahahahahhahaahhahaahahha
faris5578 3 years ago
Frick you! Now I'm in the hospital with a busted gut and craving pizza pie! LOL! XD. Great vid!
Daddysmous 3 years ago 6
omg i cant stop laughing XD i couldnt understand a bit of it but the face of dora did it.
DIngO12121212 3 years ago 4
THIS GOT famous fast XD
psiops56 3 years ago
no it didnt it came out 2007
tanner1031 3 years ago
LMFAO!!!!! omg can't stop laughing xD
hey s.o.a.d :D love that song
lilpaco13 3 years ago 3
You cut me off. Please don't do it again.
WillyWonkaFans 3 years ago 4
lul microsoft sam should of been saying some really violent stuff lul okay tho.
WolfStudiosMovies 3 years ago 4
soisoisoisoisoisoi
fanoultimate 3 years ago
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That's what that dirty Mexican illegal immigrant gets
daydreamnation54 3 years ago
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fuck you racist bastard
psiops56 3 years ago
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It's a joke, you dumb fuck. Now get a grip, cunt.
daydreamnation54 3 years ago
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a fuckin racist joke
psiops56 3 years ago
ur bad use of words make me cry :<
SyCuJa 3 years ago
advertising causes THEROPY? OH EM GEE!
XxPrOmOnGoOsExX 3 years ago
lol
Mizzaninas1 3 years ago
0:39 boots was like WTF :O
DawnofNSSD 3 years ago
This video makes my ROFLCOPTER goes
SOISOISOI
0Doomer0 3 years ago
lulz
parkerweiss1234 3 years ago
What????? does lulz' mean??????
jonlee29 3 years ago
lol======>>> Laughing Out Loud.
hellblazer93 3 years ago
lulz is a corruption of l o l
antonj3000 3 years ago
cnt anti
faris5578 3 years ago
hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
faris5578 3 years ago
LOL
Crazylink77 3 years ago
;p;
GtaOnline1 3 years ago
i can has cheeseburger?
you can has cheezeburgerz
lawlawlacopter soi
nuclear1250 3 years ago
funny
fuzzygirl85 3 years ago
HAHAHAH, I just miss those 'To catch a predator' moments.
rikhanz 3 years ago
l
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lanman132 3 years ago
i can has cheeseburger?
you can has cheezeburgerz
lawlawlacopter soi
copy & paste this and audio preview it down in the comment box lolololooololololololo rofl
WWWoESPNoCOM 3 years ago 2
l
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ahhlooo20000 3 years ago
lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol
hellomynameisjulius 3 years ago
SONG ON 1:33 pLEASE?
amazingstudios1 3 years ago
chic n' stu(i get tired of answering this)
CommanderMario 3 years ago
pizza-pie by system of a down
nuclear1250 3 years ago
4 1/2 stars!?
CUCProductions 3 years ago 2
boreing
ChazzaSkate 3 years ago 5
nah....
kidwiththeshoes 3 years ago
soi soi soi soi soi...
JTCowner 3 years ago 2
omgomg they added Audio preview on youtube... must...
He's making a video of you now.
LOL OLO LOLO LOL OLO LOL OLO LOLOL OL LOL
Voask 3 years ago 2
this is gay
thespursareadynasty 3 years ago 3
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
linkingpark09 3 years ago
the best
Abusmens 3 years ago
Nicrosoft Sam: you will thank him!
Dora:that's so exciting!
Kappatekki 3 years ago
I love system of a down.!
UnethicalOwnage 3 years ago 5
Dora: hola!
Sam: why did you cut me off?
Kappatekki 3 years ago
lmao the last song pizza pie
gunit263 3 years ago
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I HATED that last song
CoolDudeClem 3 years ago
HAHA fucking great
nse729 3 years ago
lol wtf that waas some funny ass shit
cage336 3 years ago
:41: Boots: WTF????
FrizzleFry117 3 years ago 2
System of a Down owns Dora.
soranaru 3 years ago
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is song from system of a down
patandted 3 years ago
your gay!
masterguy34 3 years ago
i know you are, fuck you!!;)
PacGuy765 3 years ago
lol soad singing about pizza pie XD
urfacescaresme 3 years ago
A metal song...about pizza? Now I've heard EVERYTHING...
GURGLEGUY12345 3 years ago
Have you heard the most annoying sound in the world?
plasmarounds999 3 years ago
Yeah.
GURGLEGUY12345 3 years ago
Then have you heard a fish drown?
plasmarounds999 3 years ago
Sharks can drown, but I've never heard a shark drown.
GURGLEGUY12345 3 years ago
So you admit you havent heard everything XD
plasmarounds999 3 years ago
How can you ever HEAR a fish drown?
GURGLEGUY12345 3 years ago
Noone ever said it was possible to hear everything XD
plasmarounds999 3 years ago
Maybe they don't make a sound at all.
GURGLEGUY12345 3 years ago
o_O Maybe...I dont know. Hell..Im out of wierd unusual sounds. My sir, I believe you HAVE heard everything. Congratu-freaking-lations.
plasmarounds999 3 years ago
You're freaking welcome.
GURGLEGUY12345 3 years ago
Go watch Dumb and Dumber to here the most annoying sound in the world. YOUR WELCOME!!!
carcan010 3 years ago
WAAAAAWR RAAWR! SIKJGHKIZDHGKJDAZHGKJDHGFKJDZHFGKDJHGKDJHGKDJHFGKDJFHGKDJFHGKJDFHGDFH (im mad -.-)
J35574 3 years ago
lol, boots :o
firealarmfreak5 3 years ago
what program is microsft sam on?
NERVA12 3 years ago
control panel, speech and text to speech
J35574 3 years ago
LOL, I can do anything I want. Anything *repeats*
CabbagesEatPeople 3 years ago
Who will teach me how to make Sam read any text file I have?
Next, with XP Pro SP3 can one change voices and how is that done.
DoctorMason 3 years ago
watch 1:28
Mustang279054 3 years ago
heheeh PIZZA PIZZA PIEEEEEEE :P
J35574 3 years ago
l o l o l o l o l o l o l
HAHAHAA
Ferret2YourFace 3 years ago 2
LOL that is funny, u should watch the microsoft sam talks to mister roger, its even funnier
badbda4 3 years ago
lol!
Xenn000 3 years ago
u cut me off!!!!!lol!!!!!!
preetyprinses 3 years ago
you should had made him swear at her
PLANETINSANESTUDIO 3 years ago 31
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lol no, thats not funny anymore
M0d3rator 3 years ago
sure it is, you just don't know funny.
xXDrUgMoNeYXx 3 years ago
PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPERS!!!!
chanty619 3 years ago 3
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wtf thats gay
blondeXareSmartx 3 years ago
lol "shes a brick house" that part was funny
yodaballs1 3 years ago
um... i don't get it :? :S
PacGuy765 3 years ago
Actually that was three songs, only the last was System of a Down. The second I don't know what it was, but the first was "brick house", I know because it was on Scrubs
Madfoot713 3 years ago
the.system.of.the.down.one.was.hilarious
"pizza-pie!"
mymojoismoney 3 years ago 4
whats the song when dora is on hold
skateallday96 3 years ago
pizza pie
BloodyTwighlightSt 3 years ago
"Chic 'N' Stu" by System of a Down, actually. But if they named their songs "logically", that's what it'd be called.
Sovios 3 years ago
lol
MJ08Anderson 3 years ago
OMGLOL
XFi6 3 years ago