This is funny, but NO, i couldnt be with a black chick. And they say, "once you go black you never go back, that aint true. My girlfriend went out with a black guy once, (ew nasty) she said she'd never go out with another one, haha.
"who else?" "Michael Jackson!:::said audience member" "Michael Jackson?! what are you dyslexic?!...i only like small boys, the little boys... allegedly!"
"If you meet the perfect person, it's never gonna be at the right time, like, she'll be married, and you'll be single, or she'll be a black woman and you'll be...
Well, this is the first song I learned on the guitar I got for Christmas, and I'm just now realizing that i can't exactly play it for my Italian girlfriend...
Not just a great lyricist... and funny as hell... but this guy has an outstanding voice! Not GOOD... Out-fucking-standing!
XSGAME4U 3 months ago
Anyone else came here cause they typed in "You're a cracker"?
SMOTH1289 5 months ago
@SMOTH1289 lol
KRYPTYNYTE 4 months ago
I bet that girl has a face for radio, but definitely not a voice, it makes you want to punch her mouth..
MrOwkoob66 6 months ago
@MrOwkoob66 haha for irony XD
derrick302 3 weeks ago
Fucking jesus that woman doesnt shut the fuck up
JustThatDamnFunny100 6 months ago
Michael Jackson: I only F white boys. the young boys. lol from comedy central presents :D
ree9munity 6 months ago
he's singing about the back lady on the monitor :D
C0NN0RGRANT 1 year ago
@C0NN0RGRANT That's a black GUY on the monitor.
mw0305 1 year ago
@mw0305 is it?! oh it looked like s/he was wearing a dress xD
C0NN0RGRANT 1 year ago
@C0NN0RGRANT dude thats a black guyxD ahaHA!!!...wow
SLuMberMoOn7 1 year ago
7 honkeys dislike this
TheDamolition 1 year ago
6 white girl's boyfriends left them for a black girl.
sungyultaylor 1 year ago 12
This was recorded with Walton & Johnson, Radio God's. :D
TheAlbanyBoys 1 year ago
lawls if i had known i would have listend to teh radio *lives in San diego~ xD
Syoran 1 year ago
105.3! I remember this station. Makes me miss San Diego.
TheGreenerItGets 1 year ago
if ur a cracker u better get blacker haha!!!
run3sc4p31sk00l 1 year ago
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This is funny, but NO, i couldnt be with a black chick. And they say, "once you go black you never go back, that aint true. My girlfriend went out with a black guy once, (ew nasty) she said she'd never go out with another one, haha.
CountryRockAndRoller 1 year ago
hes funny as fuck, however his voice never fails to blow my mind, hes so freaking talented.
TazSilvercat 1 year ago 10
haha
xTryHardzx 1 year ago
was there really a need for that fisheye on the camera? That shit's annoying
Dustjavo 2 years ago
ha ha love it so funny lol
and they do say once u go black u never go baack!!!!
XxJayJayLeexX 2 years ago 2
awsome song
ghostshadow32 2 years ago
if your a whitey say nighty nighty your just not the girl for me!!
kirty1992 2 years ago
i heard this on the radio yesterday and had to know who it was, i'm definitely lookin up the rest of this guys material.
boothole312 2 years ago 10
hes really good
quagdingo45 2 years ago 3
I saw him on Friday in Atlantic City....cracked me the fuck up
dysfunkshon 2 years ago 3
i like one part he did on the CCP special
"who else?" "Michael Jackson!:::said audience member" "Michael Jackson?! what are you dyslexic?!...i only like small boys, the little boys... allegedly!"
ESMarksman 2 years ago 4
i cant find that vid anymore :( were is itt
blamehoffmann 2 years ago
i dont think its on youtube, but u can get lucky on comedy central to c it
ESMarksman 2 years ago
@ESMarksman search "Stephen Lynch- Vanilla Ice cream- High Quality"
MLB035 2 years ago
saw that lol was funny
jcakatweek 2 years ago
If you're a cracker you better get blacker is the best bit. I laughed so much my sides hurt first time I heard that line.
Also, shut up sky, let the man sing! That's a stupid name aswell, sky, not that it's her fault, it just is though.
dforcefan202 2 years ago 9
God I love the mikey show
magicalmidget87 2 years ago
lol i watched this last night it was fuckin funny!
XxBloodXxOfXxDawn 2 years ago
=D love this song
MIKEY SHOW FOREVER!
BananaGosip 2 years ago
get off your knees honky please =)
steveisdrummy 2 years ago
He is one of the best comedians i've ever heard...thats all i've got to say.
thetrueninjaishere 2 years ago 2
Damn, he's good. He's probably one of my favorite artists because of his hilarious lyrics and witty charm. Great man, that's all I can say.
Pinkaugust 2 years ago
This reminds me of that Chris Rock line:
"If you meet the perfect person, it's never gonna be at the right time, like, she'll be married, and you'll be single, or she'll be a black woman and you'll be...
...a black man.
dforcefan202 2 years ago 11
Wow that woman's voice is so annoying.
applefox77 2 years ago 4
those radio presenters suuuuuuuuuuck!!!!
JiMMyJaM08061991 2 years ago 5
BLACK GIRLS RULE!!!! i think that and im WHITE. whats that tell you you racist bastards.
Alexmauldin 2 years ago 4
This guy is too freaking funny- I love all his shit!
mosherify 2 years ago 5
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this song makes me feel really proud....
jackamalo 2 years ago 2
LMFAO! This is GREAT! I feel the exact same way about guys. Hilarious.
victoriaheart56 2 years ago 2
Hahahaha, i looooove him!<3
lolmantylol 2 years ago
hes such a friggin good singer and hes hilarious xD
skater80902 2 years ago 4
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American radio is even more annoying than what we get here...
jeffdonckers 2 years ago
anybody else reckon he looks a wee bit like Ryan Reynolds????
ryanguitardude55 2 years ago 5
yea u are right. he looks a bit like Ryan Reynolds. have always said the same thing :P
Kraskis 2 years ago
yes i realy do i thought i was the only one
JiMMyJaM08061991 2 years ago
that womans voice is the most annoying think i ever heard.
Hpac7721 2 years ago 115
@Hpac7721 xD she kinda sounds like Sara Palin
Blackkitten16 1 year ago
@Hpac7721 omfg
Landistus 1 year ago
@Hpac7721 which is great for the radio lol
stonecoldatheist93 10 months ago
@Hpac7721 yes the most annoying "THINK you ever heard". stupid loser.
stillpulseXistrolln 5 months ago 3
so if your a cracker youd better get blacker LOL
sulthus 2 years ago 74
That song was awsome u go boy!!! : )
RealChick4Real 2 years ago 5
fuckin love stephen lynch... the best comedian ive ever seen
zooyorktrooper 2 years ago 7
I loved it man!
marcus493 2 years ago 2
Damn it, he's a Yankee fan. Still love his music though.
GhostFreak45 3 years ago 4
Can anyone tell me the chords he's playing?
AnythingButLA 3 years ago
A, to Em G and D :)
Trevbot5000 3 years ago
Thank you!
AnythingButLA 3 years ago
cool thanks
conordwyer07 2 years ago
there is no wrong words, its his song and who cares how good he looks, he's funny
a295969 3 years ago
do you really need to see his face? i mean seriously your here for the song
gaara0207 3 years ago
he changed the lyrics while singing. on his album those are the lyrics.
forcesnfitteds 3 years ago 2
u cant even see his face dumb shit
donkeymann12 3 years ago 6
it's radio ... :) I think he didn't get there to look nice and shiny.
furcino 2 years ago 8
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the black girls can have him! he's ugly as fuck!
linzee4584 3 years ago
did u get offended? lmfao. u have no ass.
forcesnfitteds 3 years ago
Well, this is the first song I learned on the guitar I got for Christmas, and I'm just now realizing that i can't exactly play it for my Italian girlfriend...
treefalse 3 years ago 6
lol
72ambo 3 years ago
is it any coincidence his last name is lynch?
maggot666forLife 3 years ago
ur a atrd
AlucardDracule 3 years ago 2
you are retarded
cduna 3 years ago
I know!! I was just thinking that! I was like...how ironic.
ValkyrieMoon 3 years ago
Good song lyrics are wrong at the end
utubbyfoo 3 years ago
theyre not wrong theyre the official lyrics from the album
Hatchet898 3 years ago
its hissong he cansaywhat he wants
AlucardDracule 3 years ago
what r u talkin bout
utubbyfoo 3 years ago
someone said the lyrics are wrong i said stephen can say what he wants its his song
AlucardDracule 3 years ago
He means the lyrics in the description dont match the video
drimslayer 3 years ago
LOVE this song...
reaperjb1975 3 years ago
this be my song!!!!!!
candygirl1356 3 years ago
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Jaemillz973 3 years ago
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21/f/single hiiiii boys G
MasterOdanUrr69 3 years ago
The chorus is really catchy. I could actually casually listen to this song.
WPM1414 3 years ago 7
him and Mix-alot need o make a song
JACKOFSPADES253 3 years ago
Do ya, Steve? Don't play 'cause you can get it.
jesuiscoffi 3 years ago 3
lol funny ^^
lilcorey123456 3 years ago
I am addicted to this song! SWEET!
ElaDivine 3 years ago 3
i wanna learn this song!!! haha..but i'll havta change the lyrics from a black chick to a black guy..love the black men.
haha
<<<333
Poisenivy5 3 years ago
@Poisenivy5 Nothing worse than a retarded white girl who's obsessed with black guys
Gregd8888 1 year ago
@Gregd8888 you asshole, i just went through brain cancer
Poisenivy5 1 year ago
@Poisenivy5 Guess that's why you date black guys then, not enough brains left to know better
Gregd8888 1 year ago
@Poisenivy5 god damn that was awful I'm really sorry lol
Gregd8888 1 year ago
@Gregd8888 yeah that was...apology accepted though...if you were serious haha
Poisenivy5 1 year ago
@Poisenivy5 Lies.
BooKitteh 1 year ago
in the words of queenbunny i'll be his black grl
sexiigrl20 3 years ago
omg this is so freakin funny
1057703 3 years ago
I COULD BE HIS BLACK GIRL
QUEENBUNNY420 3 years ago 7
I'm gonna marry him some day.
dubbledafun 3 years ago 2
not if your white !!
newf4412 3 years ago 2
lol. i was drinking water when i saw this and i almost choked
Zearas1234 3 years ago 2
At least yours doesn't stain like Bovril :p
TinaSempai 3 years ago
no. I'm a chocolate face. there's a chance. ;)
dubbledafun 2 years ago
cool
sailorscout1986 3 years ago
lmfao
He's my hero. XD
Boredem125 3 years ago
he sings soo great and its funny i love it 5 stars
Purupuri1 3 years ago 8
is that true though?
Alyshamyre 3 years ago 2
so good yet so long ^^
hh23hh 3 years ago
thats what she said!
nick3692 3 years ago 3
hahahah :)
hh23hh 3 years ago
I love this song. Too funny and has a great melody.
mikech78 3 years ago 7
rofl wow that is hilarious! ^_^
SwimmingChica331 3 years ago 2
Funny as hell
eberron13 3 years ago 3
Hell is funny? xD
If Stephen was there (he might be in a few years :D) it would be a really funny place.
cdeknight00 3 years ago 5
probably
stevbenson 3 years ago