Stoner Olympics (Hardcore TV special clip)

[ZepXperience]

Razzleberry Peace Tea, Sour Straws and lemon salt.... So good after a nice toke.

[killultaghgayle]

this is the shittest thing i have ever seen in my life if he thinks he is funny he is seriously mistaken - all you loosers who find this amusing get a job you plebs

[umbrat1]

@killultaghgayle instead of trolling be rolling mah man ... im meaning

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that ur 1 out of the 19 trolls (0.0077%) out of the 246371 people that have seen this and did not like it.... what i dont rlly understand... does not mean u can say WE are LOSERS (1 O dipshit) (ow and its shittiëst dipshit) and get a JOB because u dont got the inttelect to get a job i bet that if ur 30 and u would have a competition of intellect with a 2 year old that you would LOSE against his lil bro who is 3 DAYS old!!

[starrbeatlesqueen]

Lol at 0:34! Jim's so funny!!

[nholder100]

holy crap jim breuer is hailarious

[BATCH420]

stupid guitar player..

[FearlessSpinner]

That phaser really cracked me up!

[waynebradybiitch]

joemurderscene:

you just described one of the best things ever

[SDKsa1]

his STONNED

[joemurderscene]

rsapberry arizona tea, wine black and mild, blazin' buffalo doritos.

flame

[ATJTV]

Its Jim Breuer.

[StuEDangerously]

Its also Eddie Izzard. I did not mean that litteraly the guy in this video IS Eddie Izzard, but its an Izzard routine. Give it a look up, im pretty sure its on youtube.

[ATJTV]

I thought you meant in the video.

[TacticalToast619]

condom, catfood, smokes

[Honmatres]

What's a wetback? I take it from your tone it's some sort of insult poss racist too you dick. You talk like that here son and we punch ya in the mouth, you say sorry then we have a beer and forget about it. Come to NZ y'all

[JONisMurder]

big gulp, nachos, smokes

[JohnEveryMann]

ive been looking for this for about 3 months now

[xxhempxx]

blunt, papers, go out to the back and get more weed.

[WyldeProdigy]

a monster, a black & mild wine to boost the high, and chili cheese nachos

[joey3519]

...AND a pickle in the indivudual bag, and some original Lucas to sprinkle on it.

[joey3519]

can of caramel, chili cheese fritos, and a japaneze finger trap. lmao

[FlaxForFlux]

A roll of toilet paper, a can of vienna sausage and a case of beer.

[LukiKuki86]

Beer,beer,beer

[jskoury]

strawberry dutch, eye drops, gum

[stivesixsixsix]

rolling papers, lighter, and energy drink

Jim Breuer is awsome

[stevelikesmetal]

rice crispy treats, mt dew, lighter

[fatchichiboy]

sour cream and onion chips, some dip,beefjerky, peanutbutter,hogen doz ice cream bars, make sure chocolate gotta have chocolate,popcorn,Gramcrackers and lil marshmellows with the chocolate makes smores man,celery grape jelly,captain crunch with the blue berries,PIZZAS two big pizzas water a whole lot of water....and........funyuns

anything else...

ugh yea get me a box of condoms and whats that thing you used to eat..oh yea pussy

[complottijd]

@fatchichiboy

u took the trouble typing this out..

u really deserve the thumbs up.

granted.

[sigge951]

@fatchichiboy Half baked! XD i started laughing hard

[sillyfullaobay]

playboy mag, whipped cream and 1 cherry

[1blindmouseha]

beer, smokes, and .. hmm.. andddd cheetos!!

[dboydiamond]

smokes, rollies, lighter

[ftpbrutaly420]

Dude Mt Dew, Doritos, and Mt Dew

[zombiegaara]

Mountain dew, blue doritos, and sugar waffers

[Hollywoodrift]

3 items hmm lets see... 2 liter Mountain Dew or Cherry Pepsi, chocolate ice cream, and doritos

[saturnia85]

he is awesome. he is so funny...

[520chronicsmoke420]

sour patch kids, vitamin water, and a hot dog for sure

[justinpaultowle]

Funyuns, Mountain Dew, and Ding Dongs. I challenge someone to beat that dream team.

[bigwilly105]

2 liter of cherry pepsi,ranch doritos,and choclate cake

[LittleBoiFen]

Dude, three items???

Easy.

Slurpee, big bag of chips and a package of cookies.

Done.

[buskama]

Other game for the stoner olympics:

"red eye" - who's eyes are the reddest?

"Drug war" - which ever team can out talk the other team on the subject of making marijuana legal, wins

"BONGS AWAY!" - who can ever rip and clear the biggest bong wins.

"Dealer or no Dealer" you have to out douchebag the other contestants drugs dealers with your drug dealer. Judges place high scores on uneducated, poorly dressed, high "wannabe" levels, and who ever wipes their ass the least. Some dealers SUCK!

[Airjaxtk]

simply awesome !!!!! man that´s it....

[4000angels]

I LOVEEEEEE Jim Breuer's comedy !!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for posting! <3333 Jim Breuer!

[assassin7707]

only 3 items lol!!!!! i would get like ceral milk and a box of condoms lol

[LiLW0LF]

Woops i meant Gal...sorry Went :)

[WentMillerGal15]

It's totally true! I don't really care much for the Olympics. Yes, Michael Phelps is amazing and so is Basketball team USA, but nobody cares anymore. I feel useless when I watch Olympics cause of how strong and how every athlete thinks that they're better than everyone.

[LiLW0LF]

what are you saying? just cause they practice & train for this Special event.( every 4 Years )..they think they are better than you or me ? what are you talking about ? I never heard,seen,or read about how thy think they are better than you or me ... make that every one.Come on dude do you really think they just want to be better than you or me?

[queenievicky121]

oh my god lol you should see me try and shop stoned

[Eupatorix]

LOL I know what you mean, especially at walmart, i feel like everyone is starin at me lol

good times

[KingPep145]

THIS CHINAMAN WIPED!!!

[sabbath994]

you know what pisses me off

all thoughs people thinks the stoner olyimpics are cool but when they get home they be all like " drugs are bad mmmkah?"

[JonathansGurl91]

LOLZ Jim is just freaking hilarious ^__^

[katrinatecxidor]

lol

[thephattyarbuckle]

waaaay 2 short he was just warmin up

[rukon1234]

Stoner Olympics ha! That would be funny. I would watch that.

[DjFreshmatic]

he kinda reminds me of jim carrey

[403VinylJunky]

he looks fuking loaded lmao

[sikestpersonalive]

half baked is the best fucking movie ever and this guy is great in it

[pitturbanlegend]

Id compete in the stoner olympics!

[pattyoz123]

its that the guy from half baked

[Wintaz2k4]

yes

[silverbackman]

Yeah that's what I thought too right when I first so him. I think he's the guy with Jerry Garcia in a pouch from half baked.

[LedZepp86]

yeah funny movie that wasss

[under1345]

yup it is

[dianaapollo]

Eddie Izzard talked about the Stoner Olympics forever ago!

[Jcolts1888]

Izzard dress's up like a woman on stage, funny but a strange little homosexual

[Kabuki0Kozou]

the video is not working or not opening with me

[tippingbig]

i wish they did make a stone olympice i would be there i would be t5he conddian

[LeafsFan123]

to bad u can't spell so u would be the dumb American haha

[tippingbig]

lol yea but i live in b.c. so i am always high and i fink i would be perfect for it XD

[mac081793]

wow....a Canadian saying that? LOL

[3l3m3ntpwns]

YA B.C stoners capital:P!

[TMVGee]

sorry that's Amsterdam buddy

[Nonpoint93]

lol yeee

go BC!

hah

[pirate88mandy]

You used the wrong word. It's too instead of to. Check yourself before you call others dumb. =P lol <3

[cesinis]

dude get a life

[pirate88mandy]

lol You're so stupid. Don't get joking? lol Guess not. Why do people get so defensive over jokes?

[feekill]

Holy Shit!!! WHERE YOU BEEN DUDE!?!?! You rule bruer, I'm subscribing and you sir, rock the camels ass!!! Thamk You!

[brian89x]

He's probably got the funniest laugh in the world

[VBackseatRomeoV]

low self esteem dickhead

[checkle1]

whatever works asshole...it's still funny

[slagbum]

there is a stoner olympics in australia it is called mardigrass it is in nimbim. i have been there had so much fun haha

[JonathansGurl91]

LOL Jim is way hilarious

[ddhemi426]

drugs are bad, mmmmkkkkkaaayyyy

[GABOpichewi]

im from nicaragua

[Foxx1981]

alert the CNN, I bet they´re dying to know

[cesinis]

lol your comment.. xD

[jungleland0912]

Breuer is great.

[OceanbornAngel]

Was this little comedy made before or after Bode Miller's little drug scandal?

[inacdcwetrust]

chili dogs are the best. and coke, and onion rings, and fucking bbq ribs.

[rosered2013]

You Should Have Seen Jim On Web Junk 20 Season 3 He Is Freaken Holarious

[jtl1994]

oh yeah that show was the best when he was on

[rosered2013]

Great Stand Up Comedy

[FuelCoupe]

In Australia we have the Hemp Olympix. Its held at the Nimbin Mardi Grass. With events like- bong throwing,Joint rolling etc. And they even have a strict drug policy "You must be stoned to compete" it even atracts teams from Holland, Germany, England & Canada, Its wicked.

[beatlesfreak264]

haha thats so cool! when is it

[FuelCoupe]

Its held on the first weekend in May

[chrisj2211]

funny

[hnichelle]

Love it!

[Saber0003]

Yeah, I dont know anyone who watches the olympics, but I'd know a bunch with stoner olympics. "Get the ramen noodles!" "Nah, man spaggettie-o's!"

[legalamy]

Those are horrible snacks omg! Cheez-its is where is at!