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  • @zakryl13 fuck you buddhist is a way better religion then stupid Christians

  • It is beyond me why anyone would worship that piece of shit. Just sayin'

  • Haha there is not god wake up. The human conscious is god remember that.

  • U r a Dumbass zakry13 or watever u call urself non believers are not cowards u pussy bitch and I will tell that to ur fucking face ur god says not to judge yet u judge gays and other people. Here I'm going to prove to u that god is in ur mind and always will be. If there is a god smite me now!!!....... Yep still here asshole. Ask yourself this, if the main character's in all religions were soooo important why where their bodies not preserved? The Egyptians did it to there kings for years

  • Creationist suck my daddyz balls they are the most ignorant stupid fucks. EVOLUTION KICKS AZZ

  • @ERICEAZY33

    Shut up kid!

  • Dude, you're such a joke! This stupid poem only shows that you're such an immature goof!

    And no.... none of us really get offended by this, we only feel sorry for such a lost soul like you!

    At one point you make fun of "men doing anal" and later you say that the Bible is against gays... did you even figure out that you've been contradicting yourself!?

    Repent and be saved.... that's all I can say to you, kid!

  • @zakryl13 Wow, you completely missed the point of the joke. I don't make fun of "men doing anal;" why would I make fun of a wonderful act that I've done myself? I'm making fun of the assertion that according to the story, God is so "offended" by the thought of men doing anal that he would destroy the entire city, all the while endorsing acts that are much worse. If this God were real, he would be hypocritical, and this story is a testament to the hypocrisy of the religion.

  • @TheJesusSucks

    See man... you seem to picking random texts from the Bible, and then using them completely out of context! Homosexuality offends God not only because it's against the rule of nature, but also coz (in the case of Sodom and Gomorrah), the people committed it DESPITE God making it clear to them not to do it. That's the point. God would have been equally offended even had it been any less graver sin. The point is that the people disobeyed Him! Get your facts right before you speak!

  • @zakryl13 Um, I fail to see how I took this out of context. If your God was real, then according to this story he would be a petulant fascist who KILLS people and DESTROYS cities because he is disobeyed! That's called being a cruel, homophobic and misogynist dictator.

  • @TheJesusSucks

    I wish you could think twice before posting anything in public...no, not because it supposedly "hurts our emotions" or stuff like that... but because you seem to be landing yourself in the lake of fire!

    First up, respect the fact that your life was given to you by God...and be grateful. Second, don't come here with half-knowledge of the Bible and God...

    Third, stop judging God with human standards...!

    Finally, repent and be saved! There's one more soul in my prayer from today!

  • @zakryl13 Once again, this comment represents everything wrong with your religion. Rather than provide a real argument, you just threaten me with hell, then make 4 bad points:

    1. This is a guilt trip tactic; there is no God and I would not be grateful to such a fascist.

    2. What do I not understand about the Bible? What was out of context?

    3. How convenient! So God can be as immoral as possible and we're not allowed to think about it?

    4. Typical Christian passive-aggression.

  • @TheJesusSucks

    It's simple kid... there's just one answer to all your baseless questions, which is:

    You CANNOT explain simple sense and logic to a person who has already decided the "truth" is! In other words, no amount of explanations work for closed-minded people.

    God and religion is more than just what you follow... you need to EXPERIENCE these to realize this truth! And again, this experience is much beyond human understanding...you need 1) FAITH and 2) GOD'S GRACE!

    I'll pray for that!

  • @zakryl13 It's baseless to ask for evidence that something is real? In any other context, those questions would be considered essential, but somehow, religion gets special privilege. I have not decided what the "truth" is; you have! Atheism is the most open-minded position: it states "I will believe whatever evidence leads me to believe." Your position is "I believe what I WANT to." As for EXPERIENCE, Muslims and Buddhisms feel the same sensation when they pray as you do.

  • @TheJesusSucks

    "I will believe whatever evidence leads me to believe"... REALLY?!!

    First up, what do you mean by "evidence"? If it has to do with something within the periphery of earthly aspects, then I'm sorry kid... God is supernatural, and doesn't confine within the limits of human or earthly knowledge. That's why I said you need faith. So give God 100% essential faith, and I'll give you 100% essential evidence for His existence! So yes, your claims are still baseless!

  • @zakryl13 1) Please limit your responses to a SINGLE comment; I don't have the time or effort to respond to three different ones. 2) Stop calling me kid, as if to emphasize I;m so much dumber than you. I'm 27. 3) "God is supernatural, and doesn't confine within the limits of human or earthly knowledge," Yeah, that's called a cop-out argument. Guess what, I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and he doesn't confine within the limits of human or earthly knowledge!

  • @TheJesusSucks

    And NO, my position is never "I believe what i WANT to"... rather, it is: I BELIEVE IN GOD BECAUSE I HAVE EXPERIENCED HIS POWER!

    And NO again... the "experience" of a Muslim or a Buddhist is nowhere close to the experience of a real God! The proof lies in the kind of testimonies given by a Christian and the testimonies given by a Muslim/Buddhist/etc...

    Just as an example, search up "Muslim miracles" and you'll find Allah's name carved in various places.....

  • @zakryl13

    ...However, look up "Christian miracles" and you'll find stories of transformed lives! The difference in the testimonies given by people is evident that the "experience" you claim is experienced by a non-Christian is absolutely nothing like the "experience" what I claim! Anyway, this is just for example's sake! You will know the authenticity of this experience if you give God a chance in your life! Unfortunately, all atheists I've met are cowards...

  • I never said you were a dumbass. I said how would you like it if I called you that. I don't mind it if you express your beliefs I just don't like people insulting my religion.

  • @xcelzy1 And I answered that: I wouldn't mind if you called me a dumbass. Considering Christians have persecuted Atheists and burned us at the stake, being called a dumbass would be the least of my worries.

  • Besides that poem sucked.

  • @xcelzy1 Well, you're entitled to your opinion, but considering it's one of my most popular videos and has been liked over 100 times, I feel pretty confident with it.

  • Stop insulting our religion. How would you like it of I insulted your beliefs like saying that atheists are dumbasses? What are you expecting to get out of doing this?

  • @xcelzy1 Go ahead and say that we're dumbasses; throughout history, atheists and other critics of Christianity have been persecuted and burned at the stake. Even today some state prohibit atheists from holding public office. Is that justice? Christians have committed horrible atrocities, yet get upset when they hear even the slightest criticism. This video is my way of voicing my criticisms of the religion and its contradictions, and discussing how we can build a better future.

  • @TheJesusSucks trolls spread hate, obviously this guy is trying to show u the love jesus has for everyone so how can this be counted as hate? so he is obviously not a troll...

  • @iZestify Trolls don't necessarily spread hate; they just like to fool around and mess with you. I felt that person was a troll because they didn't sound genuine. They sounded like someone pretending to be a Christian just to fuck with others.

  • I just wanna say that God loves you. I mean if he didn't, why did Jesus die on the cross for you? I mean he didn't just die for the good, he died for the bad. If u do something wrong, I'll still love you. More importantly God will still love you. And if u ever need help, although you probably won't want me to. But u never know maybe I can save somebody's life. Please I don't want u to go to hell. you'll miss out on God's love for you in heaven AND on earth. I just wanted to say I love you all

  • @themagiclife1 You must be a troll. I can't believe anyone would seriously write this nonsense after seeing the video.

  • Rock on!

  • If only you people knew

  • @SIN3ST3R1 Knew what?

  • nice one man!

  • @Robotcam Wow! You actually made no sense and didn't get across whatever ignorant point you were trying to make, so I'm just gonna end this convo now! Shah, don't bother replying back, God bless

  • This is just as amazing as the last time I watched it! Brilliant!

  • @tonymarlowe Thank you, and I hope you'll come back for more.

  • Can express in words how much I love this poem. haha. :D

  • @ALLMusicEqualsLyfe Thank you!

  • allright bud its time to stop their bullshit if the wasnt here to stop them they whould still be burning people so fuck jesus and the cocksucking holyspirit

  • The last picture on this thing,

    "Fornicators... HYPOCRITES,

    Judgement is Coming."

    Ironic.

  • @helloloveband fuck u thing youre god whould save u if u were standing in front of me if u want to find out tell where i can find u

  • @anubisbalrog420 ...I don't know what the fuck you just said.

  • @anubisbalrog420 I despise monotheism as much as anyone I know........you are laughable at best. I'm sorry that atheists/agnostics might be considered to be like you. You're an ass and yes I would fight you, even if we both think there is no god. Fights don't solve much, ideas do, you can't even pronounce your thoughts only you emotions. You imho are a future "born-again". Just an opinion, my opinion is that you are a douche'. You have no ideas, you only have angst. You follow others.

  • Well I feel bad for Jesus since he died pretty much for almost nothing.

  • jesus sucks

    prophet muhammed rules

    

  • fuck jesus and god and the bible

  • Lol if christianity where right we are all incest mongrols good thing religion is a fake.

  • Amazing poem, it was epic :D

  • @XMAtrololol Thank you!

  • @TheJesusSucks

    Nah, you got it twisted! Shame shame shame...One day, you'll be begging God for help, and you'll regret every little thing you said about him badly! God bless..Hope you get saved! Don't bother commenting back :)

  • @jesuschrist4ever7 Wow, this comment represents everything wrong about your religion. Basically you are threatening me, saying "God will punish you for speaking bad about him." Sounds like you're talking about a fascist and a bully, not a loving diety. Then you are passive-aggressive and pretend you care about me, and then write "Don't bother commenting back" because you have no interest in actually having a dialog with anyone. You just want to preach and not be challenged.

  • i think its funny how catholics and christians say its good to love one another and shit, bbut in my ethnicity marrying a black man or woman will make your family hate you, my point is right there in this sentence, there racist aswell ill mmaryy who the fuck a wanna marry , hahahah fuck your bible :D

  • GOD RULES! Useless video

  • @jesuschrist4ever7 COMEDY RULES! Useless comment

  • @jesuschrist4ever7 Using the brain RULES!. Yours is useless.

  • GOD FOR LIFE

  • At least there's some smart people left in this crazy religion filled world :).

  • Great song!! I'm not gay but I don't care who is. I'm not Christian but I totally care who is. I do not want them in my government if they can't separate the law from their delusions.

  • @lilpeif Well said!

  • YOU ROCK MAN :) keep up the good work ..

  • @loony855 Thanks :)

  • Haha true, I but i think the point of blocking comments when your promoting nonsense is so people dont think too hard! cheers

  • Briliant! im glad to see skeptics and athiest a like allow people to comment were superstitious but holes either dont allow a debate or an opposing comment!

  • @LYTHBAND Amen! I've never blocked comments ever on any video I've ever made. If I make an unpopular video, I let people tell me why it's bad. I mean what's the point of blocking?

  • Good poem, you make Shakespeare seem like he has down syndrome, bravo sir, bravo! *claps*

  • @ThePunisherNWO That may well be the compliment of my career!

  • @TheJesusSucks Well spoken you're awesome!

  • @FreeworldJTP Thank you, you're even more awesome!

  • @TheJesusSucks I appreciate what you do, keep up the good work you deserve more Subs and also check out NonStampCollector's channel if you haven't already. you will find all of his atheist vids Hilarious!!!!

  • @FreeworldJTP I appreciate that. Will check out that channel. Hope you like some of my other videos.

  • Awesome!

  • @tonymarlowe Thank you, sir!

  • you know, if Jesus is god why the humans can kill him?

    *sorry, my English sucks

  • Fuck Shakespear, wd m8!

  • One of the best poems I've ever heard

  • @tdbiker100 Thank you, sir!

  • One of the best poems I've ever heard.

  • This is Awsome!

  • @TimelyMeerkat Thank you, sir!

  • That was beautiful.

  • @ElPINGAS9000 Thank you!

  • Can we get lyrics? like so I can copy and paste this and credit you for coming up with this? :D

  • @ALLMusicEqualsLyfe Lol, thanks. If you want to compose a beat to this, go for it!

  • @TheJesusSucks I'm not good with beats. :D But that'd be a great idea.

  • God creates People. People turn out to be homosexual. God TECHNICALLY creates Gays. God is a hypocrite, hating his own creation. your God sucks. <3

  • This demondays132 person is obviously a dumbass.

    :3

  • mate your a wanker!! this is disgusting :(

  • @demondays132 You're entitled to your opinion, but considering this is one of my most popular videos, has been liked 67 times and favorited 34 times, I'm pretty confident with it.

  • @TheJesusSucks yes i can show you many christian videos with thousands of likes and thousands of favorited :/ id be confident with them this is disgusting mate god created us in his image and you spit on that like its nothing :(

    jesus loves you mate :D ill be sure to pray for you

  • @demondays132 Then go to those videos and preach your propaganda over there. You pray for me and I'll think for you.

  • @TheJesusSucks what makes your video so special and what makes you right over the 2 billion christians in the world, the largest religion in the world, all praising one thing GOD!! and you say theyre all wrong, one atheist like yourself says that 2 billion people are wrong? that is the most absurd, secular and if you excuse my language but retarted thing anyone can say!!

    i can think for myself, maybe you should learn to think in a non secular way, then youll find out why im praying for you!

  • @demondays132 Are you for real? This isn't even a real argument; it's an ad populum fallacy. Christianity is the largest religion in the world because it was politicized by Constantine. Why do you think Islam also has billions of followers? Because it also was politicized. If you want to assert your religion is true, you need to provide evidence, not simply say "It's true 'cause a lotta people say it is."

  • @TheJesusSucks am i for real? all i ever hear from you atheists is "you cant provide evidence therefore its not real" dude if you actually knew stuff, scientific method and science is the assertion that if you cant disprove it there is a huge possibility its true, disprove my god and maybe i will listen to you :) i can prove it to you :) Look up laminin, second law of thermodynamics, THE BIBLE us being here in the first place!!

  • @demondays132 Okay, now I know this is a prank. Anyone who thinks that "You believe something until it's disproven" is an idiot. Very funny; you actually fooled me. Anyway, this conversation can serve no further purpose; you're not interested in making actual arguments. Goodbye.

  • @demondays132 God is all-loving.God drowns the world.God creates hell.God is impossible.

    God is just.God condones rape.(Judges 21:10-24 NLT)God condones slavery.(Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)God is impossible.

    There is your proof that god doesn't exist. 

  • @lishey100 ok 1. you got that off the internet and you are misleading everyone by interpreting it wrong and purposely trying to make a mockery out of it, if you read those whole chapters instead of finding it somewhere randomly on the internet im sure it will give a you a perfectly just and correct reason behind those statements, saying god is impossible doesnt me he doesnt exists, thats taking the wording and mis interpreting it and thinking thats right!! its not right

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  • Turns out Jesus's real name wasn't Yahoshua, but Jesux.

  • @drrobertoboogie97 jesux? what has he ever done for you, o just tortured and whipped and put on a cross to die for your sins, and you spit on that like it didnt happen!

    your a disgrace to mankind! sometimes i wonder to myself why did god create ignorant secular pricks like yourself and then i found out the answer! because he wanted to test christians with you and other people!! shame that, the world would be a real better place without you.

  • @demondays132 You represent exactly why I take issue with Christianity. You are being passive-aggressive and self-righteous. One second you're saying Jesus loves us and that you'll pray for us and the next you're saying the world would be a better place without us. I am tired this religious bullying, which is why I made the video in the first place. If you want to assert that there is a Jesus and he died for our sins, etc, then either provide evidence or preach somewhere else!

  • @demondays132 You represent exactly why I take issue with Christianity. You are being passive-aggressive and self-righteous. One second you're saying Jesus loves us and that you'll pray for us and the next you're saying the world would be a better place without us. I am of tired this religious bullying, which is why I made the video in the first place. If you want to assert that there is a Jesus and he died for our sins, etc, then either provide evidence or preach somewhere else!

  • @demondays132 So god creates people that will go to hell on purpose...what a just and loving god.Also if Jesus died for my sins why am i going to hell?

  • @lishey100 1 he does not create people to go to hell, that is our choice to make, we have a choice to repent of our sins (Q2) and we have a choice in everything!! Jesus died for our sins but there is more then just jesus dieing for our sins and O im forgiven i can sin whenever and ill still go to heaven thats ignorance!! you have to repent, Jesus loves every single one of you!! just need to see it :) praying for you guys <3

  • @demondays132 "i wonder to myself why did god create ignorant secular pricks like yourself and then i found out the answer! because he wanted to test christians"If god created us to test you then he knew that we will go to hell.You are contradicting yourself.Also thanks for praying for me after telling me that the world will be a better place without me...you are so nice.I choose not to go to hell.Now its god's choice to send me or not to.You religion is a pile of bullshit...open your damn eyes.

  • @lishey100 your welcome im glad to pray for you :) i pray for people like you :) hope you have a good life

  • @demondays132 You hope i have good life but you think the world will be a better place without me.Typical christian hypocrisy.

  • @lishey100 Jesus loves you <3 and so does god, i hope you see that sooner enough

  • @demondays132 I find it hard to believe that a being that drowns the world is capable of loving.

  • @lishey100 yet he loved us enough to send down his only son to be tortured and die on the cross

  • @demondays132 To be resurrected after 3 days and live in heaven for eternsee%I don't see how that's a sacrifice.

  • @lishey100 thats because your secular little brain doesnt allow you to comprehend that his sacrifice was not ment to be a physical one, he died for our sins, he died for forgiveness of our sins, it was a emotional, mental and spiritual sacrifice not physical

  • @demondays132 Sacrifice implies that he lost something in doing what he did.He spent 3 days dead and then eternity in heaven.That is not a sacrifice at all.Our sins are not forgiven so he also died for nothing.

  • What a bunch of idiots on here. I am talking about the idiots leaving the ignorant comments. Bunch of fools.

  • suck jesus christ balls lol

  • The meat of it was fun, but the best part was the end. Out of our schools. Out of our courts. This has been the inner battle of every civilized nation throughout human history:

    Do we hand power to the people saying we're born to live, or people who say we're born to live on in heaven, people who say we're born to die.

  • @HarlotBug3 Well said! And glad you enjoyed my video!

  • Hail Satan!

  • this makes more sense then male nipples

  • AMEN

  • I don't get point of the video, but it's horrible. Can't you guys ever post something good?

  • @KidaMilo89 Who's "you guys?" I made this video, and I don't represent anyone's views other than my own. If you dislike it, you're entitled to your opinion, but considering it's my most viewed videos, has been liked 55 times and favorited 32 times, I'm pretty confident with it.

  • @TheJesusSucks yes but there a christian videos with millions of likes and favourited millions of times!! im pretty confident with them :) sorry to destroy your bubble lol

  • @KidaMilo89 Well it's wrong cause I'm a Christian

  • @KidaMilo89 That's fine that you're a Christian, but you also have to realize that there are people who aren't, and we are entitled to Freedom of Speech just as much as you are. If you disagree with my views, you're more than welcome to make your own video.

  • @KidaMilo89 If you dont it then dont fucking watch it!!

  • @ATrueBloodSucker Thank you!

  • nicely done rational creature. ill send it to my friends ...thanks 

  • That's brilliant!

  • So, people told me I'm the son of God... but my dad says he's my father... With that being said, I dont know which one to believe, and it means my mother might be a whore. xD

  • Can you be more clear please ? Im not sure where you stand.

  • @yynnmmbb Funny :)

  • Will you please tell the Devil I said hi?

  • @BaseballAlpha28 , I will when I meet him. I will also tell him that you are coming cuz there is no way to escape sin. If you had premarital sex or ogle a chick at the mall, or over eat, or gamble or fail to keep holy the sabath, etc...

    see you there. 

  • @BaseballAlpha28 nooob

  • You're so right!!

  • That was very well done. I laughed very much and loved the indirect message.

  • simply exellent

  • @robbienarcotic Thank you, sir!

  • @TheJesusSucks

    Brilliant poem.

  • @joelthefrog1 Thank you, sir!

  • It's a book! Grow up people and fuck off! It's a book and is silly.

  • @falsepride Totally agree! And thanks for subscribing!

  • @TheJesusSucks I know what you are saying, and thank you so much for it. You are awesome.

  • I hope i meet u one day to kill u myself , i'm not christian but u are really fuckin' bastard piece of shit for talking about jesus like that .

  • @ketoprince1 Now I know you must be a troll playing a prank me 'cause I can't possible take this seriously. You want to "kill me for Jesus." Do you think Jesus wants you to murder others?

  • very good response! You silly goose! isn't it a sin to be a hypocrite?

  • @TheJesusSucks A lot of wars are done in the name of Jesus. So what are you talking about?

  • @falsepride I'm saying I agree with you.

  • @ketoprince1 hahahaha jesus can suck my hairy balls

  • @ketoprince1

    lol

  • i dont know if it was 100% acurate in terms of metric, etc, but its sound freaking good, it was kind of awesome actually. and not only christians, jews belive in half of the bible, not only that, they even consider it as a historical document, and after all the trouble it has made and its still making they wont, as you say, move on, and what about the muslims, they belve in the same god, and they live and die for him.

    fuck the bible

  • Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

    --Denis Diderot

  • Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus."

    — Thomas Jefferson

  • @jakahn6661 Hey, man, great to meet you and I love both of your quotes!

  • @TheJesusSucks no problem keep up the good work.

  • lol @ religion

  • all religion is a lie

    none of this exists stop lying.

  • hay just because people are jews christan atheism hundo or something eles dosent mean u stupid smart normal it ur personalte if ur a dick or good thats whats wrong with people today not faith this is why i hate haters

  • @SuperCoke123 What? I honestly had difficulty deciphering this. Can you use better grammar and syntax? Anyway, the point of this video is to criticize things in the Bible itself moreso than the people.

  • Awesome. 

  • youre welcome man!!keep it up!!!

  • @axgo21 I have good anti-religous vids....Watch...

  • Good job eminem!!!

  • @axgo21 Thank you, axgo!

  • @TheJesusSucks My channel has anti-religous videos. They are good.