Eddie Murphy - New Rules For Lilllian

[Suevtres]

Eddie is 1 funny M.F. !!!!!

[crazybluedevil4]

My old roommate and I used this to signify when one of us was really hammered. We'd just text "Lillian, I'm drunk"

[YshunFields]

@LeGiiTWillie I have that ringtone....

[JeezyyB]

"Do you hear the phone ringing!? BLELELELINGGGG!!"

[dbeezycentex]

Un be fucking lievable...to all the "Eddie haters"...the reason be doesn't 'back to stand up' etc etc......is b/c he doesn't want to....he's not 'contract bound' to entertain you

[daToinado]

EDDIE IS SUCH A STAND-UP MASTER...MAN WHY DOESNT HE STOP WITH THE SUCKY MOVIES AND DO MORE STAND-UP!

[TNIGS7272]

i caint breath!.......... TO FUCKING FUNNY

[MrBob1423]

26 people cant use the phone

[LastCaress7]

Lillian I'm drunk, and you know something? *smooch* iss buutifuul!

I love it!

[BadManNoFear]

fuckin legand lmao

[FreakyBr0]

you know something, ehfuckit

[Kofi794]

"I wanna drink in my house? Fiiiiiine. You don't like it? *kmt* Get the fuck out my house." LOLOLOL

[Fanny7375]

Named my daughter Lillian after YEARS of watching this movie...Eddie was an incredible comedian !!

[gewow]

25 people are deaf

[sleep1er]

i know u wanna leave me, but i refu5e to let u go lillian... if i have to beg and plead thru the 5ymphony i dont mind cau5e u mean that much to me!

watchin the 5hip5 roll in.. then u'll watch'em roll away again

[KalicManiaLegend]

1:Lilian cannot use the phone.2:Lilian cannot...since you such a smart muthafucka you can't go outside anymore either

Lolll !! laughed my ass off

[SuperILUVMJ]

BRRRRRRRRRRRINNG BRRRRRIRNG BRRRRRING! Thats da FONE MUTHAFUCKA!

[tylerlovitt37]

@LeGiiTWillie i got it as a ringtone freind got it for me

[LeGiiTWillie]

God, I want that as a ringtone

0:40 - 0:53

[reynolds2006]

@LeGiiTWillie just done it ;)

[williams666ify]

if i come home and the fireman is puttin the house out and i say how u find out the house was on fire we got a call from ur wife ill kick ur motherfuckin ass were u goin didnt i just say u couldnt go no place LMAO fave part

[MigeulP]

I've seen two Eddie Murphy stand-up routines (Delirious and Raw.) My favorite parts in both of them are when he impersonates his dad. "Lilian! Eddie got in a fight with Danny Terio and shot Jimmie Walker in the lips!! Eddie, why'd you shoot Jimmie Walker for? I love Good Times! Oh, you took a shot in the lips? And now you look like Jimmie Walker? That'd do it."

[refazenda0]

Still has me laughing after all these years! 1. Lilliannnn, cannot use the phone 2. Lilliannnn, cannot go outside. ever. again. No phone, and no outside!

[refazenda0]

Still has me laughing after all these years!

[jayteekingbyers]

since you a smart mother fucker you can't go out side

[niptuck117]

Watching the ships roll in, then you watch 'em roll away agaiiiin, Lillian.

[MrOldskoolmetal]

25 people can not go outside ever again

[MrOldskoolmetal]

25 people can not go outside....ever...again

[fuzzyslippers87]

I love love love the way he says "Lillian". Lilly-ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!

[MsDark1123]

this is so fucking funny

[MaStormy]

who am i ALXEANDER GRHAM BELL IN THE MUDDAFUCKA???!!!

[SuperMarlinsfan]

This rules rules up this rules rules rules

1. Lilian cannot..........

[maalaea]

substitute keira for lillian.

[idontnoapassword]

so all i got to say is something from the video and ill get a little green thumbs up?

[headie08]

If I come home and the fireman is puttin the house, and I ask how they knew the house was on fire, and he says we got a call from your wife, I'll kick yo muthafuckin ass.

[headie08]

If I come home and the house is on fire, and I ask how they knew the house was on fire, and he says we got a call from your wife, I'll kick yo muthafuckin ass.

[FilmmakerRyan]

You better call her and tell her you're not coming... Ahbububub, but you can't use my phone. You better lift up a window and scream your motherfuckin head off.

[SxcSantaLilReindeer]

well you better stick your head out the window and scream your fucken head off !

[yabbadizzil]

I don't give a fuck if the muthafukin house is burning DOWN!

[syurppsipper13]

lillian cant use the phone  lillian cannot go outside ever again haha

[shackapk1239]

join points to shop, i glitched it so when you get 100 points on top of the 200 you get in the begining, you get 1,000,000 points. all you have to do is go to the link!!!!!!

[kakashigf1234]

I don't give a fuck if the motherfucking house is burning DOWN!

[60microphonemajesty]

I wish he still did stand up.Him, Chris and Martin.Like touring and shit.

[RandamdamXchick]

if i wanna drink something in my house... fiiiiiiiinnne

LOOOL the move he did with it

[LolliGiggles]

Lil you know somthin? im drunk and u know somethin? its beautiful XXD

[will434usmc]

Eddie needs to do anotha standup & quit making bunk azz movies.

[LaDyLuCk2900]

THIS IS MY HOUSE!

LOL

love it

[gogerousgal]

u better call her and tell her u aint going... wooo woo woo u cant use my phone

LOVE THAT !!!!

[RRdaKing23]

Im drunk Lil Im drunk Lil and you know something muah its beautiful.  lmao

[THEARTISTROMAN]

OMG. I'm crying. Never gets old. One of his best pieces of material.

[daggakid90]

watching the ships rollin then you watch them roll away again lillian

lmao

[MrHowze100]

Watching the ships rolling, then you watch them roll away againn lilian LMAO!

[Lallas1331]

you know what Lillian? Im drunk... BEAUTIFUL"! this shit is to f...king funny hahahaha

[barcelona36]

The Temptations, Ain't Too Proud To Beg

[borkoski777]

I loved it when it was new and still love it. Certain comedians and jokes stand the test of time, they will forever be funny! Examples : the late great Richard Pryor & Rodney Dangerfield KEEP LAUGHING

[145soldier]

LMFAO!

[LisaKee73]

"You better phone her tell her you aint comin'. Whoa whao whao whao...cant use ma phone! You better open a window and scream your motherf****n head off!"

Brilliant, I know this by heart and still laugh all the way through!

[dellandfrankie]

the rules say no outside!... you know you better open up the window!!! fun-eee!!!

[shredrix]

ahahahahahahahaha

[SarahStovall13]

Good memories

[kinghur]

DAMN RIGHT IF I PAY THE BILLS IMA DRINK WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT MUTHAFUCKA

[nicetna2010]

"Lillian cannot go outside ever again!" LMFAO >D

[tuniziano26]

best part of the show!

[CJThaSavage]

I'on giva fuck!

[DisneyChannelV]

a mi casa do be y ke.. lOL

[3timeless6]

Growing up back in the day I hated this part of his skit because my name is "Lillian". LOL

[87kosmos]

1:53

love the way he says that LMAO!!!!

[Shassouneh]

2. lillian cannot go outside...ever again!

Nuthin from nuthin leaves nuthin. had to do something. for **(@#&( punch you in the mouth :P

[maxx1bonesaw]

you better call her and tell her you're not coming...wh wh wh wh wh whoah. you can't use my phone

[SoCrucialEnt]

now i don't give a fuck if the motherfucking house is burning down

[TL0C87]

um drunK an u Knx sumthin its bKluetiful lxl

[alaskaTrobot]

You better lift up the window and scream your motha fuckin head off, lmao

[TheSpiritOfJazz2]

If i come home and the house is on fire and firefighters are there and i say

"Howd you find out about the fire"

"We got a call from your wife"

"I Kick your Mother fuckin Ass!"

[nicetna2010]

"Lillian cannot go outside, evah again." lmfao

[2gritty]

lil do you da fone dats da fone das not me

[ahauldri]

Sing in Spanish too Es Mi Casa I llo Vivo Aqui! LOL

[nydolls73]

i found an error in his dads rules.

when he mentions the house burning and the firefighter telling him that his wife call and him beating lillian up for not being the one to notify them. she cant because she's not aloud to use the phone

[bluemoze]

@nydolls73

No, he's saying, if the house is burning down, and the firemen tell him she called the fire department to come put it out, she's in trouble cause she's not supposed to use the phone, even to call the fire department cause the house is on fire. LOL

[alliphx]

... if I come home and the fireman putting the house out, I say "How you find out the house was burning?"

"We got a call from your wife."

I'll kick your MUTHAFUCKIN' ASS!

ROFLMAO!!!! FAVORITE bit of stand up comedy.

[bossbabydoll]

LMAO!!!

[ugk4ever]

i refuse to let you go lillian!

[solesirching73]

You better call Shirley and tell her you're not coming - whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa - but you can't use my phone!

Had it not been for that line, Erykah Badu wouldn't have recorded "Tyrone" (I think you better call Tyrone - but you can't use my phone)

[grahamcrackerlover]

My name's Lillian, and I get this all the time. It's freaking hilarious!

[Picasso131986]

Lill-li-an...lmao

[JaceShake]

who am i alexander graham bell in this motherfucker lmaooooooooooooooooooo that shit is classic

[tonymontana1974]

watchin the ships roll in then you watch em roll away again

lillian

[xxashyy]

Dude man this whole segment had me dying on the floor!!! LMAO!!!

[caam630]

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, You can't use my phone! U better lift up the window, and scream ur mothafuckin head off! lmao

[nimbo343]

LOL - i love it when he says "ever again" xD

[XxCptxSoldierxX]

I Don't Give A Fuck Is The House Is Burning DOWN!!! Hahaha

[crawford371]

:31 his body expression (lol)

[aprilzitro]

RULES! one...lillian cannot use the phone, TWO lillian.. LMAO!!!

[1211Lucky]

this shit is just too funny. non stop laughing all the way

[nenarica1213]

I should start putting rules up on the fridge at my house!!!.....LMAO

[1rjdfan]

I know you want to leave me, but I REFUSE to let you go Lillian. If I have to beg and plead do the symphony. I don't mind because you mean that much to ME! Lol : )

[taboo69]

can you hear the phone ringing badadaring hahahhaha

[fizzy408]

this is my house my rules!!!

[mothugs4lyfe]

watching the ships roll in then you watch them roll away again, lillian

[t3rr3nc388]

you better call shirley and tell her you not comin...a wwuwuwu, you cant use my phone

[MzDr33zy]

"1: Lilian cannot use the phone 2: Lillian cannot go outside ever again" "I dont give a fuck if the mothafuckin house is burnin down! If i come home and the fire man put the house, i say 'how u found out the house was burnin' 'we got a call from your wife' I'll kick yo mothafuckin ass!!" LMFAO

[chris96kalonji]

@MzDr33zy I love the way he says Lillian

[jawan45]

everytime i see this the jokes bout the toy clothes n food n the cook out from delerious i crack up non stop its the funniest shit i wear!!! lol shout out o eddie murphy's pop gotta b his best material haha

[Kara19741990]

Liliaaannn!!!lmao!!!

[DC5533]

Watching the ships role iiinnnn... then you watch 'em role away agaaiiinnnn... lilliaaannnn...

Muahaha :D

[Kara19741990]

If I come home and the fireman putting the house out, I'll say " How you find out the house was burning?". We got a call from your wife. " I'll kick yo muthafucking ass!!!!" you'll burn up in this muthafucka!!! This nigga is crazy as helll.!!! Lmao.. Dam.!

[joeduncan08]

haha i got bored one day and chopped together all the bits of him telling lillian to answer the phone and made it into a ringtone

[ilovemeryl]

omg!

the way his says "lillian" just kills me!

[creamygoodness420]

"Rules, 1. - Lillian cannot use the phone" "Your in this house to stay, you burn up in this mutherfucker!" LMAO! I wonder what he thought when he woke up sober and hungover and seen that posted on the fridge!

[DGenerate9000]

I own the DVD and the hole thing is HILARIOUS!!!! This is quite possibly funnier than other comics today like Katt Williams

[bluelou247]

Lillian can not go outside EVER AGAIN. LMAO.

[carusozgrl4lfe]

DIS IS MY HOUSE AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

[yokeelee]

CLASSIC EDDIE !

[THEEingeniousNERD]

"Brrrrring....brrrring....that­'s the phone motherfucker not me!" "If I have to beg and please do the symphony." LMAOOOOO....I laugh my ass off at that all the time

[Playa96]

You want to drink something in my house? Fiiiiiiiiiine. You don't like it? Get the fuck out my house!

[ejpsy]

my late uncle used to talk just like this when he got drunk..lol

[Kirari1305]

One question y doesn't lillian throw a shoe a the father???????

[CBA1990]

@Kirari1305 she did at the cookout in delirous but it missed him

[rex41591]

br rr rr rr ring br rr rr rr ring it's the phone not me

[LarryB1984]

"I pay the bills in this muthafucka, I gotta answer the phone too? Who am I, Alexander Grahm Bell up in this muthafucka?" LOL!!!!!!!

[LarryB1984]

"You better call her and tell her you're not coming! Whwhwhwhwhwhwhwhoa you cant use my phone! You better lift up the window and scream yo motha-fuckin head off!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NytieKnight]

Rules: 1. Lillian...Cannot Use The Phone 2. Lillian...Cannot SINCE YOURE SUCH A SMART MUTHAFUCKA YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE!

!bwahahahahahahahaahahahahahah­aha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lakevalor]

@NytieKnight LMAO!!! ahahahahahahahahahah

[coldgettindumb]

its beautiful lil!!!

and my heart and my soul, im drunk.

buyaknow sumthin? fuck it.

[Babaretro222]

cannot go outside ever again

[Kunoichi1013]

LOL. i Got a friend named lillian and we tease her about this alll the time

[falcon0351]

If I have to beg an plead to the symphony

[Facless55]

eddie is the best. haha.

[bigjoe454]

I pay the bills and I gotta answer the phone too? Who am I? Alexander Graham Bell? haha

[hoodfan89]

And she sings it in Spanish too...

"En my casa, I yo vivo aqui."

"I'm a take the old rules down, and put the new ones up."

LMFAO!

[neisha876]

i love delirious its so funny in raw it seems like no one in the crowd is laughing y is that i thought it was good

[jayneal12]

on youtube it doesn't seem like anyone is laughing, but it is if you've seen it on TV or DVD.

[mznunaya]

I woulda hung up the phone on him a LONG time ago. (lol)

[lonewolf2379]

the motown bit cracks me up everytime

[kronickid999]

who am i alexander graham bell in this muthafucka

[karamap123]

THIS IS MY HOME i love the clip

[k1ngkoo0pa]

i was gunna rate it five stars, but it has 420 ratings and i dont wanna be the one to fuck that up lol

[BloodyCape200]

"if i have to beg and plead, to the symphony" LMAO!!!

[johneykang]

classic..

[EminemFan202]

I like Raw but Delirious was better because in Raw he does repeat some of his jokes like his drunk father, but he remixes them, but it still funny!

[aowfullahbei]

watchin the ships rollin in

then you watchin them rolll out agen

Lillian

[ADYBOOY]

think you smart you mothefucker you cant go outside anymore :D:D:DD

[bigrickstar]

Watchin' the ships roll in....Lillian!

[tracitrae]

thats my favorite part!

[jjmwwe]

I've seen this a million times and I laugh every time

I miss ur stand up eddie

[califgirl101]

"Do you hear the phone ringin?"

"Lil, blllling, bllling, bllling! That's the phone muthafucka that's not me!"

One of the best final parts of this movie! TYVM!

[t3rr3nc388]

agreed!

[026crack026]

WUHAHAH i watched this when i was like 10-11 and its still funny as hell 2day hahah

[conpatrickquinn]

dis shit is funny man

[Visionary1984]

this is my house,and I don't give fuck.I'm drunk and its beautiful if you don't like it get the fuck outta my house lol

[Visionary1984]

U cofonrir it lol fuck u spirit :P

[GiipsyLady]

im lmao when he says bbbllling bbbllliinng ... and still do !!!

[rikimaru700]

"Lilian can never go outside........never again" lol

[EminemFan202]

im drunk lil!!! ITS BEAUTIFUL! FUCK IT

[mznunaya]

"I dont give a fuck if tha motha fuckin house is burnin DOWN!"

"you know somethin Lu hey, Im drunk.. and you know what? (blows kiss) it's beautiful."

"you aint goin no place! you'll be rite here in this motha fucka Lu. ..watchin the ships rollin.. and you watch em roll away againnnn.. Lillian."

LMAO Hahahahaha xD

3 Favorite quotes by far.

[SnakeySnakes]

dats the phone mother fucka , dats not me hahaha

[jesjes2006]

Watchin the ships roll in, and you watch them roll away agaaaaain....LILLIAN - too funny!

[dhrocks4life]

dis is my house lmfao

[jrocojeda]

if i got to beg and pled do the symphany what the f**k

[skaz21]

Lillian cannot go outside, ever again..........

[dbeezycentex]

dis is MY HOUSE....AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK! heheheheheh

[TheChamp2654]

who am i alexander gram bell up in this mother fucker LOL

[rjliii]

but whoa whoa whoa...you can't use my phone...classic

[nadiaisaacs]

He is made funny watch eddie all the time

[soadfan2090]

I have RAW and DELIRIOUS they are my fav movies!

[businessdiva2004]

you will NEVER see a comedian like this ever again.....lol

[glazemeister]

the spanish part at the end is the funniest.

his sarcastic cocky tone is conveyed so well in both languages! love it

[RRdaKing23]

you know what, its beautiful lmao

[BlueKnux0]

I've been WAITING for this part to be uploaded. Thank you so much lol

[braboy10]

lol the eyes at 3:08

[evilsquiffy]

hilarious

[thebeckster114]

lillian cannot go outside ever again