Obama needed his TP at an Elementary school. He needs it in bed with Michelle. "Oh Baby, Yeah that's it Mama, Mmmmm, Daddy like.. turn page now...oh yeah that's the way I like it...gimme that brown sugar...turn page now...oh you make the honey drip...."
I made very sure to show this to everyone I know I cant believe this is our president! I'm glad some news stations are not afraid to tell the truth! I don't have faith in politics its all a joke.
thats the sad truth about the sheeple and even worse is that the mainstream media is the same and all the sheeple think things like gun bans save lives and Cheney and the circus of fools did not plan 911
OMG This is so offensive! He doesn't even know his daughters name without a teleprompter? Looks like we have no choice but to vote for someone else now next year. I just cannot support anyone that is this pathetic anymore. He had my vote in 2008 but since CNN, Fox and MSNBC covered this story up, I am even madder.
OMG what a complete jackass Obama is. He can't even sit at home without a teleprompter? Go figure you don't see this on network news. I can't believe anyone with a brain would actually vote for this waste of air.
@youbestbequiet Just wondering... Are you aware of what The Onion is or are you playing along? The reason I ask is you see people actually believing the most outlandish shit all the time and from your profile you don't seem to be the brightest person on Earth. But I suppose if you believe Alex Jones' ranting meandering drunken ravings, you'd believe this.
Or maybe it's the NWO out to get us with... what is it this week? Poisoned apples or something?
@xJoeEDangerouslyx Yeah right, Onion is on cable tv as well so it must be fake. Get real and get with the program sparky. The Onion isn't CNN or NBC but they are still as credible as any other news agency. The Onion has helped me decide to NOT support Obama again after they exposed how he really is. If they can find secret news about Mitt or Newt, I will not support them either but Obama keeps stepping in it. The guy can't even talk at home without a teleprompter....that's pretty sad.
@Mikeanglo Well don't worry, I may be stupid but I know enough to not vote for Obama next year now. Even if only 100 people see this and realize what he is like now after seeing this and support someone else, that's a good thing.
@Sticks654 Sarcastic about what? You really don't think this should play a factor into next years election? This is a disgrace that he doesn't even remember how to talk to his kids without a teleprompter. Just shameful
YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER NOT ELECT THIS IDIOT AGAIN. WHAT KIND OF GOD DAMN CHANGE DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS TIME???? OUR DEFICIT INCREASE FURTHER???? YOU OBAMA SUPPORTERS ARE DUMBER THAN A STICK STUCK IN SHIT. IM A DEMOCRAT AND VOTED MCCAIN!
HELL WITH OBAMA CARE AND THE HELL WITH THIS BLACK ASSHOLE TURNING THE US INTO A GHETTO. ONLY THE COMPETENT SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE. NOT ALL THE IGNORANT BLACKS CRAWLING OUT OF THE SHADOWS TO VOTE FOR OBAMA JUST BECAUSE HES HALF BLACK.
buffon??? wtf is that??? i think you are the biggest buffoon of all you stupid black ass crack licking bitch. keep your ignorant bullshit out of of here. you cannot even spell your insults correctly god damnit. hell, Palin would do better than obama, are you fuckin blind like the rest of these obama supporters. god damn you are stupid. im going to shove y our ballot up your fuckin asshole.
This peon is fool enough to destroy the country without any help from terrorists.
The only thing standing between the American people & their freedom R two parties, Democrats & Republicans. This guy believes with a conviction based on experience, that he can fool all of the people all of the time. Somehow, for some reason, we’ve turned over all the power to this insane, irrational, wacked out man, Some call him Mr . Pesident, I refuse to.
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years by the German BND, which is the former GESTAPO. I recorded more than 100 videotapes which ended up in the legal system. My brother was tortured during 1.5 years despite several legal procedures pending. Markus Bott was assassinated on July 11th 2009 because of our homepage, linked on my channel, and our book Der Totalitäre Staat. If my homepage disappears, the BND will have assassinated me as well.
I bet everyone thinks this video is a joke, that Barack Insane Obama doesn't really need a teleprompter, 24/7, for every thought and every breath he breathes... well, that's a LIE!!
When people say,"Obama rocks!", they really mean,"Obama's head is filled with rocks!"
Michele Bachmann 2012, to repeal ALL of Obama's "change"!!
@Belailyo Well you see' Americans only like having ineffective leaders so they can feel good about themselves. When a competent leader comes along they feel threatened and inadequate, especially about their penis size.
he's a complete idiot he cant talk to a normal person with assistance to a teleprompter he's just a fucking face that media makes look like a saverior to america when half the country is blinded by
@Emorrisification Are you retarded? This is satire you moron. Obama is a useless president to be sure, but this isn't real. This is a satire trying to convey the fact that the Obama's constantly put on a show for the country to try to appear like the perfect family so that they can appeal to the general public. Jesus Christ, some people are retarded.
@Liddlelegrande Huh? I thought the point was that the president, like other TV characters, rarely says anything that hasn't been scripted in advance - taken to a ludicrous extreme. (I'm no fan of Obama's policies, but he's the best public speaker U.S. politics has seen in a handful of decades.)
Which is a shame. I consider him to be one of the most intelligent people I have seen but he didn't turn out to be the awesome president I was hoping for :(
What's with all the hate? Can't you just accept that Obama is a pretty smart guy who can speak well? I mean, you can agree or disagree with his policies, but if you call him stupid you're probably just blind with rage. Stupidity is something that rather applies to your Tea Party star Palin...
@eggroll9000 People like you can’t take a joke and consider any criticism of Obama, even obvious satire, as a personal affront and resort to ad hominem. Have a nice day.
2:23 Australia's former foreign minister Alexander Downer cementing Australia's 'special relationship' in discussions with the teleprompter. Lulz, oh and thanks for putting that shot in there immediately after 'low priority diplomatic meetings' hehe thanks a lot guys. Also I know people are going to say I'm taking this way too seriously but you know he was no longer in office by the time Obama was inaugurated
@jiminiflix Dude, this is the Onion it's a faux-news comedy site. You kind of lose all credibility when you ask people to check their sources and you didn't even bother to check the context!
how fucking stupid? HOW IS THIS NEWS! the teleprompter is his baby, "he doesnt say the wrong thing at any time ever" WTF? oh my god.... he cant even talk to his daughter in her own name? this guy is not a leader.... this guy is a joke. please god please please please dont listen to this bullshit mainstream media
I don't care birth certificate or not. The way he swaggers up to the microphone and talks down to and about America erks me. I'm at the point where if he comes on TV now I'll change to something, anything else. As far as the birth certificate goes, I hope they can prove he wasn't born here. It might be the only way to get rid of him. While their at it I hope they get rid of Pelosi for vouching for him: that would probably be asking to much.
@Stephenb54 I would like to see any of the republican party on are you smarter than a first grader, especially George Bush. THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!!!
I misread the title as "Obama's home telePORTER Malfunctions During Family Dinner". Now try to tell me -that- story wouldn't have been at least twice as cool.
just stop responding. you know he's just messing with you. anyway...i like the scrolling text at the bottom "scientists find all humans descended from ancient slut"
@iFreeSki1 Oh so we are idiots for seeing him screwing up? stop living in denial. he got caught, i wasted my vote on him in 2008 but not 2012 nadar or the gop guy will get my vote. Obama is a moron if he really needs a teleprompter at home. WOW is all I can say. Its bull that cnn and msnbc wont show this story.
@109mag Why I kid about the president? I wont vote for him again. Cant even remember his own daughters na,me, thats just wrong. Ill vote for nadar in 2012 now
@109mag LOL Yeah sure it is! Just like CNN is fake too. Wow, some of you amaze me. Just because it is some internet news agency that breaks the story, you want to claim it's fake. Obama has lost my vote. I had no clue he was such a fake.
@109mag You seem to be the idiot. You are some nameless nobody on youtube trying to tell everyone what is and what isn't news. Yeah, You must really think you are someone lol PUTZ!
@109mag How can anyone get angry on Youtube? I accept your apology for whatever you did. I imagine you do quite a bit of that if you really think this was fake.
@109mag You should trust is more than any network. Fox is the one that has all the viewers so they are the worst but CNN and MSNBC have a couple thousand people watching them so they should report it too. At least you have a brain and know Onion is on the case unlike other networks.
@ThePS360elite2 Dude its all a joke, idk if they even had teleprompters back then, probably, but seriously dude, im a conservative republican and i thought that was funny.
I would like to see Obama on "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader"....without his teleprompter. I'd also like to see Joe Biden, nanci Pelosi, and Harry Reid on the show; all without a teleprompter.
@StephenB58 Agreed, this is awful. I knew he was stupid but using one at home is beyond belief. He will lose many votes in 2012 because of the stories Onion News has uncovered.
@StephenB58 Obama especially! Lets see him give better economic advice than a fifth grader! "Spend trillions on people who didn't spend wisely and freeze spending?" "Wrong! Lets see what Tyrone said..." "Make a budget plan stressing importance of objects" Obama: "I never thought of it!"
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Obama needed his TP at an Elementary school. He needs it in bed with Michelle. "Oh Baby, Yeah that's it Mama, Mmmmm, Daddy like.. turn page now...oh yeah that's the way I like it...gimme that brown sugar...turn page now...oh you make the honey drip...."
golyg 1 week ago
Why would Reagan need a teleprompter? He was an actor in the 1950's when actors actually had to memorize their lines.
Tezcatlepocatl 2 weeks ago
the anchor is hot
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lmao at people taking this seriously. It's the onion, they make fake and hilarious news. Get it through your head.
ElvinaJackson 3 weeks ago
lol
maymax91 3 weeks ago
The sad part is that I can, while still on Youtube, I can watch Obama do all that clown ass shit they just said.
ZenSeizure 4 weeks ago
I made very sure to show this to everyone I know I cant believe this is our president! I'm glad some news stations are not afraid to tell the truth! I don't have faith in politics its all a joke.
TmsAmaya15 1 month ago
thats the sad truth about the sheeple and even worse is that the mainstream media is the same and all the sheeple think things like gun bans save lives and Cheney and the circus of fools did not plan 911
DID SOMEONE DROP A STEAMER IN THE GENE POOL
brianbirc 1 month ago
OMG This is so offensive! He doesn't even know his daughters name without a teleprompter? Looks like we have no choice but to vote for someone else now next year. I just cannot support anyone that is this pathetic anymore. He had my vote in 2008 but since CNN, Fox and MSNBC covered this story up, I am even madder.
youbestbequiet 1 month ago
Goddamn people are stupid.
tatsujinMasurao 1 month ago
OMG what a complete jackass Obama is. He can't even sit at home without a teleprompter? Go figure you don't see this on network news. I can't believe anyone with a brain would actually vote for this waste of air.
youbestbequiet 2 months ago
@youbestbequiet Just wondering... Are you aware of what The Onion is or are you playing along? The reason I ask is you see people actually believing the most outlandish shit all the time and from your profile you don't seem to be the brightest person on Earth. But I suppose if you believe Alex Jones' ranting meandering drunken ravings, you'd believe this.
Or maybe it's the NWO out to get us with... what is it this week? Poisoned apples or something?
xJoeEDangerouslyx 2 months ago
@xJoeEDangerouslyx Yeah right, Onion is on cable tv as well so it must be fake. Get real and get with the program sparky. The Onion isn't CNN or NBC but they are still as credible as any other news agency. The Onion has helped me decide to NOT support Obama again after they exposed how he really is. If they can find secret news about Mitt or Newt, I will not support them either but Obama keeps stepping in it. The guy can't even talk at home without a teleprompter....that's pretty sad.
youbestbequiet 1 month ago
@youbestbequiet If you really believe that the onion is real; You should be less concerned about Obama and more concerned about your own stupidity.
Mikeanglo 1 month ago 3
@Mikeanglo I second this motion.
ayoriceball 1 month ago
@Mikeanglo Well don't worry, I may be stupid but I know enough to not vote for Obama next year now. Even if only 100 people see this and realize what he is like now after seeing this and support someone else, that's a good thing.
youbestbequiet 1 month ago
@youbestbequiet Hahaha oh god. I hope you're being sarcastic.
Sticks654 1 month ago
@Sticks654 Sarcastic about what? You really don't think this should play a factor into next years election? This is a disgrace that he doesn't even remember how to talk to his kids without a teleprompter. Just shameful
youbestbequiet 1 month ago
Very funny
Dougster 2 months ago
hahaha I know its all satire. But I've seen him without his prepared speeches and this wasn't far from it.
stvperry75 2 months ago
win
nickkaa123 2 months ago
The only thing that's changed is Obama.
controllerbrain 3 months ago
The teleprompters going alone to meet diplomats. LOL At least they won't bow to mayors or every time a sheik lifts his skirt.
BurnOutXL 3 months ago 2
sleep well sweetheart... ...hmm, i guess...
TheYouwontgetit 3 months ago
FUCKEN LOL!
"Low priority diplomatic meetings"
*Alexander Downer*
infiniteplanes 3 months ago
Hey it's Brooke!
scottg4520 4 months ago
YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER NOT ELECT THIS IDIOT AGAIN. WHAT KIND OF GOD DAMN CHANGE DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS TIME???? OUR DEFICIT INCREASE FURTHER???? YOU OBAMA SUPPORTERS ARE DUMBER THAN A STICK STUCK IN SHIT. IM A DEMOCRAT AND VOTED MCCAIN!
HELL WITH OBAMA CARE AND THE HELL WITH THIS BLACK ASSHOLE TURNING THE US INTO A GHETTO. ONLY THE COMPETENT SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE. NOT ALL THE IGNORANT BLACKS CRAWLING OUT OF THE SHADOWS TO VOTE FOR OBAMA JUST BECAUSE HES HALF BLACK.
TjR3O3 4 months ago
People say GW Bush and Palin are idiots. Holy crap this President is the biggest baffon of all time.
ShutupHollywood 4 months ago
@ShutupHollywood
buffon??? wtf is that??? i think you are the biggest buffoon of all you stupid black ass crack licking bitch. keep your ignorant bullshit out of of here. you cannot even spell your insults correctly god damnit. hell, Palin would do better than obama, are you fuckin blind like the rest of these obama supporters. god damn you are stupid. im going to shove y our ballot up your fuckin asshole.
TjR3O3 4 months ago
lmao at Regan's card "SHE IS A FINE ANIMAL''
Ninety9Soulz 4 months ago
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Ninety9Soulz 4 months ago
Hahaha
caughtincotton 5 months ago
WHY WAS THIS FLAGGED? THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO 18+ CONTENT IN IT WHATSOEVER!
GOD, I COULD KILL SOMEONE, PREFERABLY THE FUCKTARD WHO FLAGGED THIS.
TheAndrewj96 5 months ago 16
@TheAndrewj96 how do you tell if its flagged?
maksuree 1 week ago
@maksuree Because I can't access the video. I got to the "All Comments" section by typing the right URL in.
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TheAndrewj96 6 days ago
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TheAndrewj96 6 days ago
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Wow.
just, wow.
xbutterflyxhatexmex 5 months ago
thought it said teleporter..
connorolson17 5 months ago
I like how Ana Gentry is now Brooke Alvarez... or whatever her last name is
lnick12 5 months ago
I'm starting to wonder if the comments are trolls or really stupid.
davidhlusko 5 months ago
I was going to make a comment here but my teleprompter is not working.
daniel7899999 5 months ago 2
Ana Gentry? Isn't she Brooke Alberts?
giantblue 5 months ago
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This peon is fool enough to destroy the country without any help from terrorists.
The only thing standing between the American people & their freedom R two parties, Democrats & Republicans. This guy believes with a conviction based on experience, that he can fool all of the people all of the time. Somehow, for some reason, we’ve turned over all the power to this insane, irrational, wacked out man, Some call him Mr . Pesident, I refuse to.
onstageagain 5 months ago
omg i laughed so hard
chopin999 6 months ago
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My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years by the German BND, which is the former GESTAPO. I recorded more than 100 videotapes which ended up in the legal system. My brother was tortured during 1.5 years despite several legal procedures pending. Markus Bott was assassinated on July 11th 2009 because of our homepage, linked on my channel, and our book Der Totalitäre Staat. If my homepage disappears, the BND will have assassinated me as well.
Martin Bott
wwwtotalitaerde 6 months ago
I bet everyone thinks this video is a joke, that Barack Insane Obama doesn't really need a teleprompter, 24/7, for every thought and every breath he breathes... well, that's a LIE!!
When people say,"Obama rocks!", they really mean,"Obama's head is filled with rocks!"
Michele Bachmann 2012, to repeal ALL of Obama's "change"!!
11afq 6 months ago
@11afq idiot
eedobee 5 months ago
@drparulsinha This is Onion, Parul...Highly authentic...
cluelessnobody 6 months ago
I'd love to see Obama shout himself hoarse.
Agatahnai 6 months ago
Is that Brooke Alverez? Why is she named Ana Gentry? Onion, what are you trying to pull over our eyes?
justaguy12345 6 months ago
He would write his conversations but he's just too "stupid". I fixed it!
goombafan333 6 months ago
Obama rocks!
jacob303 6 months ago
Why is everybody mad at Obama?
Please explain to a German
Belailyo 6 months ago
@Belailyo Well you see' Americans only like having ineffective leaders so they can feel good about themselves. When a competent leader comes along they feel threatened and inadequate, especially about their penis size.
t3hDarkness 6 months ago
@t3hDarkness and you are trying to troll why?
crownedman104 6 months ago
@Belailyo
Because they are idiots.
MadSpaceCow 5 months ago
Lol I could see him actually doing that
jakedasnake231 6 months ago
"Scientists determine all humans descended from ancient slut"
Grasslander 6 months ago
hey
McGregor989 6 months ago
TheOnion actors are amazing.
chesleycareystar 6 months ago
Why people have to use teleprompter to speak their minds only liers do shit like that.
davidoats1986 6 months ago
He called Sasha "Jennifer"...LMAO
Damn you, Onion! I totally need to be studying!!!!!!!!! Sarcastic humor has sucked me in once again.
crysta2k2 6 months ago
he's a complete idiot he cant talk to a normal person with assistance to a teleprompter he's just a fucking face that media makes look like a saverior to america when half the country is blinded by
wounderwaff 7 months ago
@wounderwaff LOL, a "saverior"???
crysta2k2 6 months ago
@drparulsinha It's very real. This is who we elected. saddening isn't it?
Emorrisification 7 months ago 33
@Emorrisification i did not vote for him
Killinemdead1 5 months ago
@Emorrisification Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
No, what's saddening, is that you and 20 other people who gave you a thumbs up believed that this is real.
jarid3001 3 months ago
@Emorrisification You realize that the Onion videos are satire, scripted sketches, right? This isn't real you moron.
Ultimist 3 months ago
@Intensification Yeah along with the other 43 shit presidents we've elected
jeezusallahchrist 3 months ago
@Emorrisification Are you retarded? This is satire you moron. Obama is a useless president to be sure, but this isn't real. This is a satire trying to convey the fact that the Obama's constantly put on a show for the country to try to appear like the perfect family so that they can appeal to the general public. Jesus Christ, some people are retarded.
pokos33 1 week ago
Okay, I watched the whole thing then saw the word Onion.... I thought it was real...
ustfu 7 months ago
governmnt replaces food pyramid with corn monolith lmao
itsallenwow 7 months ago
It's annoying how fast these two respond to each other, slow the convo down jeesh. Other than that it was funny.
Foltz22 7 months ago
their trying to make a point that Obama is a atrocious public speaker and frankly as much of an idiot as Bush.
Liddlelegrande 7 months ago
@Liddlelegrande Huh? I thought the point was that the president, like other TV characters, rarely says anything that hasn't been scripted in advance - taken to a ludicrous extreme. (I'm no fan of Obama's policies, but he's the best public speaker U.S. politics has seen in a handful of decades.)
MrFreako2010 7 months ago
@MrFreako2010
Which is a shame. I consider him to be one of the most intelligent people I have seen but he didn't turn out to be the awesome president I was hoping for :(
Oh well. Gotta vote for the lesser evil, right?
ronpack 6 months ago
@ronpack there are, of course, more than two choices, and some aren't evil at all.
MrFreako2010 6 months ago
OMGOSH!!! He needs a teleprompter to talk to his own kids over supper how sad.
Carlie739 8 months ago
@Carlie739 right....
securuslol 8 months ago
@Carlie739 OMGOSH!!! Youtube commenter thinks the Onion is real news. How sad.
revelwoodie 7 months ago
And then Ana Gentry became Brooke Alvarez.
NoisemakerArrow 8 months ago
rotflol!!
iLuvSmartCars 8 months ago
isn't that broke alwarez?
bjam89 8 months ago
Bwahahaha! So many IDIOTS thinking The Onion is real!
bestcutester 9 months ago
i like the fun, but am afraid you don't realize that too many people out there are too stupid to realize that all this is a joke.
saywetin 9 months ago
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"i like the fun, but am afraid you don't realize that too many people out there are too stupid to realize that all this is a joke."
@saywetin We call them Democrats.
MrRedButtocks 6 months ago
Who really cares?
iversonmatthew 9 months ago
@iversonmatthew Wait... Did you think this was real?
Zelmar2194237 9 months ago
@Zelmar2194237 Doh didn't even see this was The Onion.. lol thought it was more right wing smear. My bad!!!
iversonmatthew 9 months ago
What's with all the hate? Can't you just accept that Obama is a pretty smart guy who can speak well? I mean, you can agree or disagree with his policies, but if you call him stupid you're probably just blind with rage. Stupidity is something that rather applies to your Tea Party star Palin...
eggroll9000 9 months ago
LMAO!!!!! "UMMMMM THAT WAS GOOD" LOLOLOL!
timytim4prez 9 months ago
191 PEOPLE cant take a joke!! LMAO!!
timytim4prez 9 months ago
@timytim4prez No they were just improvising cuz Obama couldn't tell them what to think
ubermann45 9 months ago
@timytim4prez See, and people like you call Obama stupid. That's the irony.
eggroll9000 9 months ago
@eggroll9000 People like you can’t take a joke and consider any criticism of Obama, even obvious satire, as a personal affront and resort to ad hominem. Have a nice day.
timytim4prez 9 months ago
@timytim4prez No, people like me are just fed up with all the hatemonging. I know of course that ONN is satire, but many of the comments here aren't.
eggroll9000 9 months ago
@eggroll9000 Fair enough, being that I have not made a hateful comment, please direct your anger to those who have.
timytim4prez 9 months ago
2:23 Australia's former foreign minister Alexander Downer cementing Australia's 'special relationship' in discussions with the teleprompter. Lulz, oh and thanks for putting that shot in there immediately after 'low priority diplomatic meetings' hehe thanks a lot guys. Also I know people are going to say I'm taking this way too seriously but you know he was no longer in office by the time Obama was inaugurated
StumpsforArms 9 months ago
LOVE IT!!! Totally subscribed
suburbanator91 9 months ago
@suburbanator91 yeah me 2 totally ;)
konkolli 8 months ago
@jiminiflix Dude, this is the Onion it's a faux-news comedy site. You kind of lose all credibility when you ask people to check their sources and you didn't even bother to check the context!
Etherplain 9 months ago
how fucking stupid? HOW IS THIS NEWS! the teleprompter is his baby, "he doesnt say the wrong thing at any time ever" WTF? oh my god.... he cant even talk to his daughter in her own name? this guy is not a leader.... this guy is a joke. please god please please please dont listen to this bullshit mainstream media
elementswi2007 9 months ago
@elementswi2007 you sir are a genius.
acdavis630 9 months ago
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1980viracochas 9 months ago
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More smoke and mirrors! Enpty slogans empty promises, That is all TOTUS ObaMao will hand out this week That is all an empty suit CAN do!
The president has said that he misses being anonymous. Now that's something we both can agree on;
I too wish I had never heard of him!
onstageagain 9 months ago
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I don't care birth certificate or not. The way he swaggers up to the microphone and talks down to and about America erks me. I'm at the point where if he comes on TV now I'll change to something, anything else. As far as the birth certificate goes, I hope they can prove he wasn't born here. It might be the only way to get rid of him. While their at it I hope they get rid of Pelosi for vouching for him: that would probably be asking to much.
onstageagain 9 months ago
Lol onion, who can't you make fun off?
Irishcrossing 10 months ago
the advertisment was for obamas teach program. coincidence?
hisoandso 10 months ago
Republicans are idiots!
No! Democrates are idiots!
No! Rebublicans are idiots!
No! Democrates are idiots!
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
63gstone 10 months ago
this was done VERY well, loved it, hahaha.
SMAKD1981 10 months ago
this is a spoof you dumb fucks!!!!......dumb ass white folks...Haters
herbpittman 10 months ago
He needs a telepromter to talk to his family? That is PATHETIC!
JLDAWJERHHCS 10 months ago
If I rip on Palin can I be cool too?
JohnEdroid 10 months ago
lol isnt that brook alvavrez?
chasna 10 months ago
Haha
hunter11524 11 months ago
Classic! Very well done!!
mantellg 11 months ago
''who knows all the best places to get murdered'' LOL
centralseat 11 months ago
@Stephenb54 I would like to see any of the republican party on are you smarter than a first grader, especially George Bush. THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!!!
tobynixon 11 months ago
I'd like to see sarah palin on "Are you Smarter Than A Fifth Grader", with a teleprompter, she'd still fail
ihateusernamesize 11 months ago 11
@ihateusernamesize
You spelled Obama wrong.
AngelFluttershy767 7 months ago
@ihateusernamesize She is still smarter than the ass clown we have running the country now.
ChildPlease94 6 months ago
@ihateusernamesize why exactly does failing at a game show about remembering useless trivia have anything to do with political skill?
Bachinator009 5 months ago
@ihateusernamesize How would a teleprompter help her win "Smarter than a 5th Grader"
BoredomPie 5 months ago
Irossi888 : I bet sarah Palin can speak without a teleprompter; even though she ain't no Einstein.
StephenB58 11 months ago
@StephenB58 No einstein? She is an embarrassment to the human race.
Ztiller1991 10 months ago
all the best places to get murdered xD
SomeTrespassing 11 months ago
her name is ana gentry here but in the fact zone she's brooke alvarez
Unclesamslair 11 months ago
i miss bush
USMCsaveri97 11 months ago
Lmao, never ceases to amaze me how many idiots in the comment section think this is real.
esalian9 11 months ago
I thought it said "Teleporter" when I clicked it. You can't tell me that would not have been awesome
TARINunit9 11 months ago
FAKE AND GAY!! onion news? wtf
simerpreet11 11 months ago
@simerpreet11 you're an idiot.....
GNRslash28 11 months ago
@GNRslash28 your so smart thinking that this is a real news
simerpreet11 11 months ago
@simerpreet11 I don't think this is real news, you said it was fake and gay.
GNRslash28 11 months ago
@GNRslash28 because it is fake and it is gay.
simerpreet11 11 months ago
I misread the title as "Obama's home telePORTER Malfunctions During Family Dinner". Now try to tell me -that- story wouldn't have been at least twice as cool.
IntarwebUser 11 months ago
obama w/o teleprompter sounds like forrest gump on crack!
ashken79 11 months ago
Ana Gentry changed her name to Brooke Alvarez lol. Must have something to do with all those stalkers.
airfoemoe 11 months ago
just stop responding. you know he's just messing with you. anyway...i like the scrolling text at the bottom "scientists find all humans descended from ancient slut"
filetransferSAW 11 months ago
very true..sadly enough, this is whats goin on :(
faheemthedream2007 11 months ago
oh look it brooke alvarez
hermanoguzman 11 months ago
i'd do the anchor
lostinthegroovey 11 months ago
OMG Busted! Obama is such a loser. Now I know I won't vote for him again. I am sure glad Onion caught this on tape. Why doesn't CNN show this?
youbestbequiet 1 year ago
@youbestbequiet
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Because it's fake.
CasperSpectator 11 months ago
@youbestbequiet i really hope ur kidding or else u are such an idiot
iFreeSki1 11 months ago 2
@iFreeSki1 Oh so we are idiots for seeing him screwing up? stop living in denial. he got caught, i wasted my vote on him in 2008 but not 2012 nadar or the gop guy will get my vote. Obama is a moron if he really needs a teleprompter at home. WOW is all I can say. Its bull that cnn and msnbc wont show this story.
youbestbequiet 11 months ago
@youbestbequiet dood the onion is a completely fake news report, obama doesnt have a teleprompter in his house! its meant to be funny
iFreeSki1 11 months ago
@youbestbequiet You're kidding right?
109mag 11 months ago
@109mag Why I kid about the president? I wont vote for him again. Cant even remember his own daughters na,me, thats just wrong. Ill vote for nadar in 2012 now
youbestbequiet 11 months ago
@youbestbequiet You realize this a fake new network right?
109mag 11 months ago
@109mag LOL Yeah sure it is! Just like CNN is fake too. Wow, some of you amaze me. Just because it is some internet news agency that breaks the story, you want to claim it's fake. Obama has lost my vote. I had no clue he was such a fake.
youbestbequiet 11 months ago
@youbestbequiet What's the point in making yourself look like a complete idiot?
109mag 11 months ago
@109mag You seem to be the idiot. You are some nameless nobody on youtube trying to tell everyone what is and what isn't news. Yeah, You must really think you are someone lol PUTZ!
youbestbequiet 11 months ago
@youbestbequiet I'm sorry did I make you angry?
109mag 11 months ago
@109mag How can anyone get angry on Youtube? I accept your apology for whatever you did. I imagine you do quite a bit of that if you really think this was fake.
youbestbequiet 11 months ago
@youbestbequiet I know The Onion isn't fake. It broadcasts in like 800 countries. I trust it more than Fox News!
109mag 11 months ago
@109mag You should trust is more than any network. Fox is the one that has all the viewers so they are the worst but CNN and MSNBC have a couple thousand people watching them so they should report it too. At least you have a brain and know Onion is on the case unlike other networks.
youbestbequiet 11 months ago
2:07 lmao
sonofyupe 1 year ago
Haha refer to Sasha as jennifer!! Haha
z2o2r 1 year ago
Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter
Eranix123 1 year ago
LOL Am I the only one who pauses the video to read the letters from Obama/the White House that the Onion shows here?
mel577 1 year ago 2
Ah, I just love how the Onion always brings idiots (@jiminiflix and @xardas611) and people with actual brains (@BenkaiDebussy) together.
chromifox 1 year ago
ever get the feeling that we're watching the Truman Show, except Truman is actually the president?
VivekRajcoomar 1 year ago
the caps lock incident... lmao 1:37.
bryanappleg8te 1 year ago 2
I think I saw " pull up your pants" on the white board
arclight777 1 year ago
"Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty embroiled in didn't-have-sex-until-he-was-26 scandal"
VengfulX 1 year ago
@ThePS360elite2 Dude its all a joke, idk if they even had teleprompters back then, probably, but seriously dude, im a conservative republican and i thought that was funny.
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ilenejyty 1 year ago
I would like to see Obama on "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader"....without his teleprompter. I'd also like to see Joe Biden, nanci Pelosi, and Harry Reid on the show; all without a teleprompter.
StephenB58 1 year ago 22
@StephenB58 Agreed, this is awful. I knew he was stupid but using one at home is beyond belief. He will lose many votes in 2012 because of the stories Onion News has uncovered.
youbestbequiet 11 months ago
@StephenB58 As long as you chose Palin as a candidate and VP, i don't think you have the right to speculate about democrats...
Ztiller1991 11 months ago
@StephenB58 Yeah, all Democrats because you're a partisan hack.
Arkinight 11 months ago
@StephenB58 Obama especially! Lets see him give better economic advice than a fifth grader! "Spend trillions on people who didn't spend wisely and freeze spending?" "Wrong! Lets see what Tyrone said..." "Make a budget plan stressing importance of objects" Obama: "I never thought of it!"
Songwriter4God 11 months ago
@StephenB58 He went to Harvard dumb fuck.
miniroo321 11 months ago
@StephenB58 add joh boehner
Unclesamslair 11 months ago