Top Gear - Jeremy drives to France on a booze cruise - BBC

[mrferdyrt]

I love top gear

[michael142833]

that is that guys girlfriend ??????

[CyberTiger000]

OMG! The shop owner sounds like Ozzy Osbourne!

[18snitram]

S1, E1

the beginning of the best tv show ever...

[DiscoPogo103]

0:55 That's Belgian Beer

[superfinism]

shes hawt

[SensitiveVirmin1234]

TRUE TOG GEAR FANS WATCH IN 240p 

[rock37symmo]

@SensitiveVirmin1234 true top gear fans can also spell, and don't have to type in capital letters to make their point.

[niteterror2k7]

This was the first episode of Top Gear ever

[thatguru877]

@niteterror2k7 no it isnt

[Psychic9008]

that was his girlfriend? o.O

[thestranger333]

Haha, I wondered if my trusty Berlingo would ever appear on Top Gear :D

[Filo127]

awwww man, i expected him to be drivin a citroen fully loaded with boose ....... im disapointed

[cargecko007]

Why is it that EVERY SINGLE top gear YouTube video turns into a racial war? They made fun of mexicans one fucking time, get over it already!

[yamahonkawazuki]

@cargecko007 hell they make fun of everybody at some point. not many cry about it lol

[cargecko007]

@yamahonkawazuki i agree completely, but idk it seems like every top gear vid has somone bitching about racism

[yamahonkawazuki]

@cargecko007 yet if one looks up the definition of racism it hardly EVER applies

[Simpsonsfan1650]

Exactly 500,000 never seen that before

Actually make that 500,001

[gaschwarck]

"If you drink a bottle of gin a day that is only a year and a half's supply." I don't think my liver would last that long.

[Guillermo8908]

That guy sounds like Ozzy lol

[cacky77]

Jeremy Clarkson bastard!

[xRAMxDOD]

77 people dont like customs

[thequesomanishere]

this is the first car review on top gear ever

[TheCrazy135]

@thequesomanishere no you forgot the old top gear

[TheDUDEDOOOD]

I dont know why, but I think this is one of the best tip gear reveiws ever

[Olliguer]

"If you drink a bottle of gin a day, that's only a year and a half's supply," which is clearly why you ended up looking like you do!

[UrsiesBear07]

@Olliguer yeah but look at his "gf" :p

[trevmann91]

what episode is this from?

[Blueball0120]

@trevmann91 I think it from episode 1 season 1 because I remember seeing this on that episode.+

[amitk19]

Is the booze store owner related to Ozzy s

[MusikMan410]

which pixel is Jeremy?

[6SIX6Bloodshedded]

@MusikMan410 the one with the shitty hair :)

[starhighlove]

@MusikMan410 if your gonna complain about quality, watch it on the fucking tv when its on instead of bitching on youtube.

[OfficerNelson]

@starhighlove Pretty sure the cost of moving to the UK, paying for a new house, a new car, all the immigration and naturalization fees, then even more for a TV and months looking for a new job is a bit more difficult than complaining about bad compression on YouTube.

[starhighlove]

@OfficerNelson well excuse me for assuming he was already in Britain, asshole.

[Verliebt]

@OfficerNelson you really dont like to use your head, i had some classmates who lived in london, so i know how it goes.

you can start by looking after a job, when you find it, rent an apartment, and that's all, no imigration or naturaliziont fees as far as i know, you probably made those up,

being in the EU might doesnt even require a visa.

in the UK you can even get a drivable var for 100£ or less, so not much cost there.

[OfficerNelson]

@Verliebt You don't like to use your common sense... before making a fool out of yourself, try actually looking up the UK's immigration policies first. Going to school in the UK is an entirely different matter than moving there permanently.

[MattySP34Ks]

that bloody jumbone advert is badly pissing me off.

[hungryhippos56]

this is when went on the train crossing to france, in this car he says is better (due to very small size, prolly something to do with how tall he really is) so he suggest ppl get this alternative thats i think he said was alot cheaper then mini cooper, it was a bit of an odd review, but its cool that he shows us all about that cheap warehouse store in france

[theunthoughtofdude]

No i dont want to play 65 sage street

[merthur01]

What season and episode is this?

[IIIArrow711]

mmm booze

[benzieproductions]

ok....if anyone ever watched the thornberrys, the old man sounds exactly like her dad on there.

[BumbleBeeGS]

Walmart of alcohol....damn, I love it.

[Username93611]

And a hideous turquoise and tan interior! Glarghgh!

[Fertro]

@Username93611 Indeed. It looks like a turtle exploded in it.

[benetti250s]

press f4, dont press f5!

[randomusernumber1]

i hate customs and there silly rules 

[italomopar]

press f5 to skip

[HuseyinAtai]

the owner was on the worlds richest program =)))))))))

[Jettox]

Firefox + Adblock = No ads!

[RecklessDrift]

@Jettox Unless its somthing with ads halfway through, then it just stops steaming....

[Stompy77]

@Jettox Google Chrome + AdBlock Plus Beta = no ads too!

[runarhedin]

@Jettox I live in iceland so I never get ads :D either it's where or just google chrome which is awesome

[dh3684]

PRESS F5!!! SUCH AN ORIGINAL COMMENT!!!!!

[rubenick]

what commericals??? here in Finland theres no f'n commercials...

[cosmicputty]

tired of commercials press 0:01 to start thumbs up to keep at top

[Googlystube]

"advertisement...your video will start i..... Oh wait you found the refresh button"

[Shazee083]

the small guys wife she is hot

[roeschu86]

"if you drink a bottle of gin a day, thats only a year and a half supply. thats not a lot.." :) maybe for u it isnt...

[Charapova100]

he owner and his girlfriend LOL

[KainBaddeley]

What Series/Episode is this?

[bowman2062]

one more fucking advert and i upload the complete series on a chinese pirate server the cant flag or fuck or sue or what ever

[TigerSupercatE1]

she's not with him for the money....

[NykolaiMcherron]

a drug dealers dream :P

[Kottsson]

It's an weirdy builded airoplano :o

[ownedyoutyvm]

Lol, that ain't his girlfriend, that's his daughter!

[baigaiz112]

that guy that sells booze is millionaire. He has a lot of girls and he says that girls bring him luck. I have seen a documentary about him. Now he is building a bar for other millionaires.

[i5Alex]

He speaks like OZZY! LOL

[g7dude9]

This is from the first episode of the first season of new topgear.

[kitkat123474]

she is a gold digger, sadly to say (due to appearance)

[simon199418]

OMG OZZY OSBOURNE NO 2:p

[akaDracoMafoy1]

Oh,geez! you can get your car taken off you for too much drink!

[chrisruck582697]

Either that or he's hung like a dragon

[eaglesfan314]

The girlfriend is in it for the money and free alcohol

[MrJeeeZum]

did he just say the shop owner and his girlfriend.... how he hook up with her! WOW!

[hehayo]

This is unbelievable, I can't take my eyes off the girl! :P, I'm so ashamed. This is suppose to be about girl... I mean, car not that... (o.0), hot... HOT... hot girl... (o.0)

[MrLaughandgrowfat]

the british government is ridiculous

[msethisuwan]

you know what, i'm not having to watch any advertisements at all! maybe coz i'm in Japan?

[whiskey89boy]

@msethisuwan im only in ireland and have no trouble with ads.

[xavs100]

Damn, I wanted to open a liquor store, instead I got an MBA... and my girlfriend is nothing as hot as that...lol. Stil, she is very intelligent...

[nameis12396]

hey that dudes is a shit but his girl is hot. wow heydude is right

[XxTabasc0xX]

Yeah, but that's the price of youtube being free.

[zunedog31]

i remember the good ol days where there were no ads what so ever!

[CoonBabble]

thx google. sellin ur stock

[psyduck731]

@zunedog31 yeah and when there was no copyright bullshit

[thehornypuppy]

@XxTabasc0xX actually no...it's like any of us buy any of the chit they advertise. And when there is a video add i just watch porn until the add is over. Obviously i also mute.

Let the fuckers pay my video vice. And when i get to pay for the internet as if it was a TV...i'll just do with my internet conection what i did to my TV...trash it.

[conradsz]

@zunedog31 press F5

[Tullzter]

@zunedog31

Just refresh anytime an ad comes. itl refresh the video and tata! no ads!

[zunedog31]

@Tullzter even better, i have found an extention in google chrome that blocks all ads! its called adblock and it is also on firefox. i havent seen an ad in months!

[kindaownd]

@zunedog31 just press F5 when u see one :)

[affidavit4]

@zunedog31 press f5 to skip

[mignik01]

@zunedog31 hit f5 wen the commercials show up

[kastrullvisparen]

@zunedog31 Just press refresh or f5? then you wont have to watch them

[wtfisw00t]

@zunedog31 press F5, refreshes the page nice & easy.

[uknowsme]

@zunedog31 ive been wonderin....wut are these commercials u ppl speak of?

[Boe1771]

@zunedog31 And I'm tired of people who can't spell on YouTube!

[Tcanavan1]

@zunedog31 press f5 5 times and it stops and goesto what ever you are wacthing :)

[johorridoh]

@zunedog31

Firefox and Adblock Plus ;)

[zunedog31]

@johorridoh chrome and adblockplus :)

[veyronman]

@zunedog31 get adblock, you half-wit

[snigefar]

@zunedog31 press F5 to skip the commercial

[madassgamer08]

@zunedog31 f5 to skip

[RAIDENISLIGHTNING]

@zunedog31 just refresh

[JackHayden93]

@zunedog31 Press F5 to stop the Ad's

[hoosiercub]

@JackHayden93 - it doesn't work anymore in Firefox and Google Chrome, I dunno about internet shitsplorer though

[Evopoper95]

@zunedog31 try pressing F5 :D for me, it skips the commercial when i press F5 =]

[Qwazambo]

@zunedog31 press f5

[beralder9]

@zunedog31 F5, dude... =)

[brent10890]

@zunedog31 if ur tired of commercials press f5 when they are playing

[rhyniemx]

@brent10890 doesn't always work bud.

[Frylu]

@zunedog31 Just press F5

[666CANADIANMAGGOT666]

@zunedog31 STOP FUCKING SELLING OUT YOUTUBE

[BremerSohn]

@zunedog31

get yourself the "AdBlock Plus" Addon for Firefox. no comercials anymore on any site!

[paintballwizard239]

@zunedog31 Would you rather have to pay for youtube?

[0037744111111]

where can i whacht all parts of this clip pls

[Liist]

Go to Mexico and fill that shit up with hard liquor and tobacco.

[heydude76]

the owner sure has a pretty hot girlfriend can you say "she aint a golddigger"

[pikilegends]

@heydude76 if you had alot of money and some girl was hot around your arm im sure you wouldnt care cause if you get tired of her there is always another to replace her

[yomama629]

@heydude76 how did you tell with the quality of the video? I seriously thought Stella Artois said "Sell an armpit"

[thehornypuppy]

@heydude76 With a straight face?

[nusnak154]

Damn, I want that car! :O

[itsdamo1993]

Haha that guy...

"well if you drink a bottle of gin a day..."

umm yeh, i doubt you'd live for a year and a half

[camvvti]

im sure it was a joke.............

[XxTabasc0xX]

Exactly what I was thinking roflllllll

[cookieyeah1]

I love my citroen berlingo van!!

[Slinlkl3s]

with the Credit Crunch & that, a wise choice...gin's yuk, anyway |X

[wordreet]

Should have loaded it up with cheap veg oil for the Volvo. ;-)

[musicaddict333]

bring that thing to Canada, guaranteed we'll fill 'er up right full with whisky, rum, and beer. Well, i would at least lol

[MrEggwhites]

what kind of car was tht?

[strongbowblade]

citroen berlingo or somethin

[ChrisAFM]

gah disappointed

[Pyrofries]

That was lame.

[alterbr33d]

1:40 he sounds like ozzy

[AnyColourTheyLike]

haha yes i thought the same ! XD

[TheREALSisko]

my god she's hot. feckin hell!

[MrEggwhites]

Ya and what is she doing with a guy like that

[TheREALSisko]

He has money.

[penitent2401]

got drunk off the booze

[davediesel90]

"a bottle of gin a day" , then you shouldn't be driving anything lol

[Speedy19191]

wow what a shopping...

[uffelicious]

we used to drive our chrysler grand voyager down to germany to do our booze shopping, boy did we get a LOT into that car ;D

[come4]

hot gf...

[vnneh]

SHES LIKE 50 MAN

[come4]

50? dude, try 15...she's so damn young....

[hazemvirus]

lmao no man, shes around 20

[madammao]

That booze owner has a pretty Russian mail order bride

[frena323]

the power of the money XD

[umakeiwatch]

Surely if you are caught you could just claim that the 500 bottles are for your personal use as you plan to become an alchoholic.:P

[justforever96]

They really take your car and crush it? Jesus! Maybe things are different in Europe, but it seems like a subjective kind of thing to me. Some guy says, "oh, that can't all be for personal use!", and crushes my car. Who decides that? When his buddy drives through with a dozen cases, he can say, "oh sure no problem." There should be some set limit or something, to avoid things like that. And why CRUSH the cars? They would take a new car in perfect shape, and crush it? Why not sell it at auction?

[Molo9000]

Jeremy is obviously exaggerating.

I guess they will confiscate the smuggeled goods and make u pay a fine but they will not take your car.

And there definetly are rules on how much is considered personal consumption.

Inside of the EU it's something like 800 cigarettes, 110l of beer, 10l of spirits, etc.

[Interscene]

No, they really do take your car and they really don't give it back.

The facist tactics are to cut down on landlords and shopkeepers stocking up on untaxed liquor, ditto criminals who sell it in carparks, fairs or door-to-door.

But they REALLY do take your car if you come back with a car-load of booze. Of course, they only search about one in every sixty cars at best... so its a gamble.

[ZOMGsound]

daym she's fine... Must be money XD

[UnIngerPierdut]

pause it at 0:08 and u shall see that its a citroen berlingo :)

[Phisken]

Anyone have any idea what the car he used is called? He didn't exactly say that :P

[BugattivsKoenigsegg]

It's a Citroën Berlingo... Don't ask me how i know that

[wue2117]

not something to be proud of... haha

[1234567890moomoo]

Jesus Christ, that van has a lot of storage! =D

[gtkshadow]

that gurl wasnt  bad

[beepandbop]

She is hot as hell

[powerfoxz]

This guy is stingy!!! 1 small bottle of juice?

[FullTimeFailure]

its clarkson hes taking the piss hes always doing sarcastic stuff like that lol

[rudeydudey05]

I like his mail order russain bride lol.

[BloodRending]

indeed, his fat old ass couldnt get her unless there was money involved.

[beepandbop]

LOL!

[Snoooop]

The guy at 01:36 is talking like ozzy osbourne! X D so funny

[superjaapie]

fucking advertise before video only fucking makes me hate sony ericson instead of buying their stupid phone

[etocadet]

If u drink a bottle of gin a day u shouldnt be allowed to drive lol

[damiannerd]

that chic is hot

[dunkman90]

Stella Artois my favorite!

[helmuthoorn]

lf you drink one bottle of gin a day you only have stocks for 1,5 year *___*.

[tritonboy13]

Well, someone should say to that shop owner that if you drink a bottle of gin every day for a whole year, you 'll end up with SERIOUS health problems.

So, either you 'll die (if you have a weak body) or you 'll fuck up your health for good. Nice prospect, I guess he doesn't tell that to his customers.

[xXcynicalMINDXx]

it was just good tv get over it man