I'm Not Charlie Sheen [Emmy Awards]

[carlosouneno27]

volta charlie

[M6RC6N]

hell no it wasn't charlie.....HE'S JESUS!

[rodycaz]

Of course you are not Charlie Sheen, a shitty actor that is not funny is what you are.

[GrizzlyOzz]

0:13 THE MICROPHONE IS ALIVE!

[Boretoable]

Charlie Sheen is the best



[andrizecool1]

BRING CHARLIE BACK

BRING CHARLIE BACK

BRING CHARLIE BACK

[sarevor]

don't really blame kutcher but it's so awkward... how can you go on with the show without Charlie?

[IanExposed]

i mean... i kno charlie was better and all...but u dont have 2 blame it on kutcher. the guys just doin his job...

[channelislander]

fell...flat...



[MrBoyUndiscovered]

it should be renamed 3 Men by now

[StlyDutch]

Charlie was much better. I get that they couldn't continue with him (yes I did see his bi-winning interview), but they would've been better of canceling the show.

[benjaigle]

Sheen is the one who wanted the get off the show, consuming drugs and alcohol too much. He went late to many times before filming, for example. Yes, he's a great actor, but that doesn't mean he can do whatever he wants when it comes to filming the series. By going late to the studio, he didn't thought of the other people, delaying their work.

[Sunzu49]

:14 - Lol, the microphone just rose out on its own!

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

Hey, Charlie Sheen can actually act. Ashton Kutcher plays himself

[ashcroftovgy]

@HeavyMetalBeliever I'm pretty sure that role was as close to actually being charlie as it could be without it actually being him he didn't need to act came to him naturally

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

@ashcroftovgy I meant that Charlie Sheen is a much better actor than Ashton Kutcher. At least there's been variety with Sheen.

[SimsNaruto2]

oh look jesus finally came back to earth xD

[marcosdelarosa91]

menudo jilipollas

[SHILOHH8R]

love the audience sympathy laugh that isn't even that much of a sympathy laugh.  Hey they tried.

[TheBozmorris]

It's too bad this show is so shit now

[noopz0r]

John Frusciante

[mustangsupersnake]

of couerse you´re not you sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chichowero]

fuck you ashton, drop dead

[HerrowMarrow]

Oh great instead of 2 and half men its just 2 men

[usjets08]

aston kutcher had that don't touch me face

[RaikenXion]

Now I actually dont like Aston Kutcher, not cus of the Demi shit, but cus of him stealing Charlie's show

[Shoen]

@RaikenXion charlie left

[RaikenXion]

@Shoen so they shud hav just ended that show. Every1 knows 2 and Half Men is NOTHING WITHOUT CHARLIE SHEEN. As simple as that

[OctoGangsta]

Fuck you, Ashton.

[DMTwannaB]

this was painfully akward

[suhaas080309]

Of course you're not,And That's because you can NEVER be Charlie Sheen.

[ashcroftovgy]

its not two and a half men without charlie, without charlie they should just call it "two men"

[Kanonite]

@ashcroftovgy So your saying Charlie was the half?

[demountainbreak]

the new program of two and half men doesnt even look like two and half men, and i dont like it

[stoadirizer]

@demountainbreak its shit

[Ramosaliraqi]

Booooooo

[SamirJusufovic]

three and half men

charlie

ashton

alan

[PermaneoImperator]

What was that Gorilla shit in the 2½ men today on TV-?!!!!! WTF was that?

[LOLz261]

You know why the audience didn't laugh? Ashton Kutcher was there...

[TheTacticalVision]

anyone notices that it skips 00:41 ?

[superblahmanofdoom]

Derp.

[RenaStudios]

And Charlie sheen Problem in Ashton Kutcher Problem Hey joel

[lu1scantu]

@RenaStudios thats not ashton kutcher, its obiusly a caveman

[Watemere]

Fuck you Ashton Gaytcher !!!!!!!!!!!

[brayanLA]

Ashton you're not to blame and i do still watch the show. but avoid making fun of charlie or u might lose a lot of fans!

[sharonsharonsharon1]

how the fuck do we computer type half like we hand type it??!!!!! @top comment??!!



[juanpargentino]

Love u Ashton.

[katefelicis]

Yes you're not Charlie Sheen....you're a stupid idiot. -.-

[djSkyBeat]

Of course you're not Charlie Sheen, you're fucking jesus. xD

[MasterNeiXD]

@djSkyBeat he was better in that 70's show.

[benoitddd42]

omg look it's jesus!

[TheMrmovies1997]

@TheSirFindus Ashton Kutcher

[muso2007]

Ya mámenle al Charlie.

[LeslyJonez]

God ! Thanks GOD, you are not Charlie Sheen. Charlie sheen is BEST Ever !

[s10dlka]

"and I am not Charlie Sheen...I AM JESUS!

[burzanto]

Now I think that Ashton Kutcer is replaced Charlie Sheen I think I start to watch this series.:P

[irfan2022]

yes you are not charlie sheen

[OmegaAnimeChannel]

why every one hates the show now i mean is still funny as hell, you dont need one single actor to make a whole show. alan is still a poor bastard, jake is still a retard, berta has her humor, evelyn is still a crazy bitch and not forget are favorite stalker rose.

[TheMrmovies1997]

No you`re poorer ha ha ha ha

[TheSirFindus]

@TheMrmovies1997 Who do you mean?

[DictionaryDylan]

Tough crowd.

[gebro17]

dnt u jus miss da old 2.5 men



[MrBerserkerHero]

New Challange: Try to dislike the video!

[MrRrabel]

of course you are not Charlie Sheen...stupid....you are a Moron....

[drstiewe]

this was pretty bad

[urielgilberto]

I'm really curious about all these charlie fans..., how many of them will be watching charlie's new program? is this new program going to get the same ratings as old TAAHM? I mean..., I really doubt you're gonna like it, but only at that moment you'll realize how important is alan, bertha, evelyn, jake, etc., and (obviously) chuck lorrre's scripts...

[FabrizioF777]

i didnt laught

[DJRobDG]

Of course Jesus is not Charlie Sheen

[kebabrullen121]

no you are not Charlie Sheen, you are a stupid jerkoff please just go away

[itsmecatiuscas]

I don't like Ashton's new look... why doesn't he shave and why doesnt he get his hair cut? he would be much more handsome

[jordanBaggleyTDC]

I don't know that Ashton is in my good books now.

[DXFan1269]

Ashton was good in That 70s Show & The Butterfly Effect...that is all

[PortsmouthNoir]

No, you're not Charlie Sheen. You're just some bad actor who is singlehandedly killing one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.

[HyporiZ]

@PortsmouthNoir sure 2 and a half men stinks now without charlie sheen .. but ashton kutcher's really not a bad actor. i feel sorry for ashton because everyones hating on him just cause he cant replace charlie on the show, but then again, who could?

[ThaZlamaman]

ashton looks like jesus...

[RaduRocker1994]

@ThaZlamaman maybe because he's half jew and studying Kabbalah? 

[MrOciosango]

This was as lame as 2½ men is now

[OurAssGames]

ya no shit your not charlie sheen. no one can be charlie sheen!

[TheMarshallsfan]

He cant act! No mater what he plays he is always Kelso! I hate that. And I hate the show now. Charlie may be crazy,but he was the soul of the show. They are just pathetic without him.

[OOSCVRR]

c'mon lets admit ashton is a good actor and a great kelso but, he fucking can't replace charlie

[william42481]

@OOSCVRR you right

[panta664]

fck ashton kuthcer charlie sheen is the real shit !

[SexyN0Jutsu]

not sure who that show is targeted towards now. teenage girls? i gave it a try after the 2nd episode of the kutcher season i gave up on the show completely. am watching re-runs of the original!

[balares]

that is correct, you are a douche...

[insomniaracer]

Ashton looks like a fucking pedophile.

[blajsad]

You can't have 2½ men without Charlie Sheen.

[havoc19x]

@blajsad you obv can. its even better than the last 3 seasons of 2 1/2...

[SirusWhite]

@blajsad Dumbass, Ashton dont have to replace Charlie, its a new Charakter and charlie isnt there, silly faggot

[mussonman]

@blajsad yeah ya can

[Cokecakepopcorn]

@blajsad Looks like you can.

[urielgilberto]

@blajsad you're right, his stupid problems with alcohol, drugs and arrogance ("total rock star from Mars", "owe me a big apology, publicly, while licking my feet") were the reasons if his dismissal, so no more TAAHM with charlie sheen... ¬¬

[YouCouldBeMine89]

@blajsad we have it?

[Kubilai1989]

@blajsad well the new season isn't that bad!

[jakesworld12]

@blajsad Yeah, well you have 2 and half men when jake is an adult.

[gladiatorscrubnub]

@blajsad Ashton Kutcher is the half men now

[cwelex]

@blajsad yeah,all you have now is men (Jake),half men (Alan) and Ashton Kutcher...

(i dont say this cuz i hate Ashton,but because I adore Charlie)

[mangazon2000]

...this was not funny

[llorttaf]

Is that canned laughter?

[TheSRalston]

when the fuck are they going to put Two and a Half Men out of its misery? Kill that damn show!

[omeletufomash]

ashton is not charlie, they are different

so is two and a half men, Now is two and a half pussies xD

[213shred]

i've seen every episode of two and a half men, i don't understand everyone bashing ashton, the show is different now, for me atleast it's still very funny, stop wanting charlies cock, he's the one that got himself fired

[Dannyboyyay]

You guys aren't seriously accusing Ashton Kutcher for Charlie Sheen comporting like a little kid?

Wow, you guys really are retards.

[SatanFang]

@Dannyboyyay *reads comment* > *looks at screen name* I think we all know who the kid is here, loverboyyay.

[Dannyboyyay]

@SatanFang

Wrote the one calling himself "SatanFang".

[SatanFang]

@Dannyboyyay You can't even make a full sentence, anyway I'm sure you're the kid sense you have boy in your name. Unless you're a pedophile of course.

[Dannyboyyay]

@SatanFang

You know, this account MIGHT be some years old.

[SatanFang]

@Dannyboyyay So?

[Dannyboyyay]

@SatanFang

Well, idc anymore.

[SatanFang]

@Dannyboyyay Okay then.

[FlumenSanctiViti]

I guess being in a marriage with Demi for few years can suck out all the funny from you.

[SatanFang]

Replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher is like replacing your dick with a vagina.

[Bilibiliby]

@SatanFang he is not replacing him, he got a different role in the sitcom..

[SatanFang]

@Bilibiliby Yes he did, after Charlie Sheen got fired they gave this guy a role. Sorry, but he did.

[Bilibiliby]

@SatanFang what i was trying to say is that he doesn`t play charlie harper. Nobody could play that role better than charlie sheen, if you know what i mean..

He got a new role.. that`s my point..

[SatanFang]

@Bilibiliby The new role replaced Charlie Sheen.

[steppedat]

You suck ashton!!!!!

[SebGe1900]

OMG It´s jesus !!!

[argjmg]

I can not believe this kid has made​a career and be a millionaire, only in America

[jasonsand]

@argjmg yeap , people like the brainless jersey shore cast make millions of dollars just for beeing stupid, makes no sense, but like you said,,, only in america

[argjmg]

@jasonsand ajja yeah, i don't know why i said that expresion 'only in America' i hate that, because i'm American but not from US.

[Ourstepsealfate]

@robotfreshpies AMEN.

[The4400FalloutFan20]

charlie sheen ftw

[willianfarias]

Charlie Sheen?? Nunca Será!!

[AussieLawyerAU]

WTF is two and a half men?

[The4400FalloutFan20]

@AussieLawyerAU its a sitcom that started in 2003 - present where alan gets kicked out of his wife and has to move into charle, his brother, and into his house with his 10 year old soon, for the first 8 seasons charlie sleeps with random woman all the times, in season 9 he is dead so is the show

[matzklim]

@The4400FalloutFan20 I got kicked out of my wife too, worst thing ever.

[Likodemus]

"Jump The Shark" can be known to today's generation as "Got Kelso-ed"

[Dracoa79]

So they replace a drug-addicted womanizer who can at least act, with some nobody who couldn't act if his life depended on it. Yep. Two and a Half Men is definitely dead.

[matzklim]

@Dracoa79 he acted as he was in real life heh

[TheRiCkJaMeS182]

jesus christ shut up you charlie sheen fanboys, the man is a fucking wreck, ashton was never meant to replace him in two and a half men, but to keep the show running, and i still laugh my ass off

[MrCribbey]

To all who still hate Ashton: You are like little children who do not get back your toys just because you are screaming the same thing all the time. Grow up, if you do not like change. Too bad for you!

[donstefano2803]

fuck shut up!

if you dont like ashton then dont watch two and a half men with him!

ashton is great!

so stop bitching around!

fuck you little: My parents didnt love me enough, so i search attention on the internet, kids

[BASTARDO1973]

@donstefano2803 ASHTON IS A ASHOLE

[Kugelsafe]

Screw you Ashton.

[igor9427]

como um cara da pau como o ashton kutcher fala '' eu não sou charlie sheen'' aaah vai se fuder waldinho smitinho vai toma no te cu

[scoobfrancisco95]

Charlie sheen 4ever

[mestreale]

You are not Charlie Sheen and you are not funny.

[LFChighlights2012]

Yea , You even admittd it ! lol

[nathams42]

"Hey, look...it's that one who's trying to help the "One man, half man, and an unfillable space" get some audience..." -says a sad man, at home, on his couch, where back on happy days, he watched an once good "Two and a Half man"...

[SakikoSenpai]

I started to like Two and a half men when Ashton Kutcher got in. Charlie Sheen was lame... (yes, hate me xD)

[limdul666]

@SakikoSenpai

Yeah, you're just a Kutcher's wannabe. How can you possibly be like TAAHM if you never liked it before this current season? You are dumb.

[SakikoSenpai]

@limdul666 Kutcher is just an actor, too. Don't know what it has to do with it xD hmm what else? oh yeah, it's so old do call someone dumb on the internet. duh.

[jacquesmb25]

ta bem longe do charlie sheen mesmo, beemmm longeee.

[EdgarNobleWolf]

charlie is to kutcher what conan o,brien is to jay leno. superior and funnier in every way!!!

[Simeontalon]

that was fuckin horrendous

[robotfreshpies]

Two and a Half Men was always shit

[Mcmahon143]

@robotfreshpies not true

[sweiland75]

No true fan of TAAHM would stop watching, just because of Sheen leaving.

[bobieyeah]

charlie sheen was the soul of the show, u r just a replacement who is as pretty as a girl charlie would sleep with n never call again and quite frankly that is your place manboy

[hypedpotential]

@bobieyeah The show never had 'soul' it was a 4 out of 10 at best.

[KiltBill2]

@bobieyeah That show had no soul!

[JuanMM26]

Obviously you're not Charlie...You Suck!

[saarrela]

I dont think two and a half men died after charlie sheen lefted the show.. i think its better then before.. Becasue before they just did the same thing over and over agian.

[1991Dgray]

and i'm not charlie sheen...... and since that 70's show ended I am not funny either.

[TheMusiclover221]

@1991Dgray true that.

[D3VINtv]

@1991Dgray  BURN!

[YOMUDAWUZHERE]

charlie sheen dun goofed. ass chin is dun pick up da pieces

[ShowTimeCOD]

ashton said "i am not charlie sheen"... nobody was laughing lol

[futuremovieactor]

Ashton Kutcher is not a dick, but that was still a very dick thing to say.

[MorenoMuayThai1]

Two and a Half Men was my favorite show until charlie sheen left. Sucks

[DJKeshi]

What's you're problem he only so his Job so let him so what he want

[BroadcastApocalypse]

Kutscher look like Jesus with his haircut... he looks ugly ! I think the show will get uninteresting

[RockSooks]

Most boring character ever ! I don`t hate Kutcher ,i just hate his character which actually ruins the whole show for me.

[andrepratas]

Kutcher sucks, he´s no comedian....

[TheBuffiarides]

i stop watch two and a half men cuz charlie sheen is out -.-

[KarimVsSocke]

it isnt more the same 2 1/2 man but itsnt better or worse its simply not the same accept or make the tv off-.-

[mobspeak]

Charlie Sheen gets pussy.

Ashton Kutcher is a pussy.

[mrCookinBeats]

The show got so much worse without charlie.. :'(