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  • no you errrnt you dumb bitch. 

  • you're getting an abortion.

  • No Steve don't turn into a... Oh shit my boyfriend told me not to let this happen this is so embarrassing haha LOVE THIS!

  • hahaha "if you been on da pill u wud not be ere nah, if u made dat closet homosexual wear dat jimmy hat you wud not be ere nah"

  • why do ppl dislike this

  • no ya ernt ya dumb bitch

    xD

  • "mikegray" app traliers for free points

  • This was actually kind of funny.

  • Rastabortionist. Sounds like a really good name for a superhero. Rastabortionist: providing free abortions to women in need everywhere and saving the day.

  • flippin hell go do sumthin with ur life than watch and make this stupid crap!!!!!!!!

  • 7,368 people don't want to listen to the reggae abortionist

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  • I will reggae abortionist, I will !

  • ME DA RASTABORTIONIST

  • @LiLCcProductions lolol best part

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  • cool keiner deutsch hihi

  • "Well guess whaaah I'm pregnaaa-uhh"

    :D

  • so könnte saltos schlagen so happy

  • Rastabortionist sounds Irish

  • da rastaabortionist lives forever in this video. r.i.p.

  • no ya erent ya dumb bitch

  • *munches popcorn* Cry some more, Twiguys. This is hilarious.

  • Can't ppl just SAY its a spoof instead of misleading us all the time?!

  • @seznjeznsaf Why would you be watching a trailer in 2011? LOL

  • fucking misleading titles -.-

  • XD

  • this is by far the best parody of the twilight saga 

  • I thought the movie was pretty cool.. I can see why some people may not like it. Visually beautiful, action, hot chicks.. It actually had a somewhat deep storyline, I think the "dream sequence" fantasy-ness might of turned off some people and the ending wasn't what I wanted. I found it on fillmsi.co.cc.

  • "No ya eren't Ya Dumb bitch"

     ~My.Favorite.Line.

  • No you ernt you dumb bitch

  • rastabortionist.

    i lol'd

  • I love this video! I've seen it hundreds of times yet it is still as funny as the first day I saw it.

  • LOOOOL "No yer airn't ya dumb bitch"

  • whole series is trash thumbs up to Peter for these trailers, he should've done the dialogue for the whole series.

  • NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE FUCKING MOVIE WEBSITES!!!!

  • no yer aint ya dumb bitch.

  • 1:01 looked surprisingly real

  • Please tell me what Edward says at 1:10

  • @lexchristina99 it sounds like he says "ill see/meet you at home" but im not 100 on tht

  • LMFAO!! "NO YOU ARENT YA DUMB BITCH" XD

  • ok, so this is explaining 'breaking dawn' in the book she is so stupid! Im gonna be a bella version of myself 'oh, i dont want to kill this freak'in vampire baby in my stomach! i just want it to kill me! i want a boy!' later in the book...'wtf! i got a girl! shit!' later...'aw! so cute! im so glad that she's a girl!' so read the book peeeps!

  • "you would nat be here nah."

  • hahahahaahhahhahahahaha oh yeahhh fantastic

  • i've watched this so many times cause it cracks me up. but i just realized how disgusting, the part is where he thinks she's having her period on his carpet. i'd drop kick that bitch out the door

  • I will regaae abortionist! I will!

    s@#$ my boyfriend told me to not let this happen this is so embarrasing! HILARIOUS!

    it looks so real!

  • 7,348 people are dumb bitches!

  • omg so many spam comments wtf.

  • "Well, you know what? I just don't really care."

  • rastabortionist.........effin brilliant.......X3

  • why would a vampire have a pregnancy test? o.o

  • i'm pregnanttt....well, i'm going to choke you to death then. XD

  • hes going to realize hes gay sooner or later XD

  • No you ern't you dumb Bxtch

    LOL!!!!!

  • "No ya 'rnt ya dumb bitch" XD

    ..."I will reggae abortionist i will!!" hahahaahaha

  • THEY NEVER BLINK.

  • I love how serious he is at 0.53 "You're getting an abortion..." (:

  • Hahahahaha @ 1:19 xDDDD

  • hahahahaha thier voices r hilariose

  • PISSER

  • No yee arnt ye dumm bitch....Lmao!(:

  • i will ragge abortionis i will lol

  • omg!!! petercoffin is a genius he predicted the sluts pregnancy

  • no ya arrrnt ya dumb bitch

  • You're a genius

  • Skip to 3:23 for the good part!

    Thumbs up so everyone can skip the boring parts!

  • @justin2867 dude this was awsome!!! you suck!!!!

  • What did i just watch???

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol, 2:32 !!

  • ohh hey, steve dont turn into an! ahhh.....

  • wtf is up wit all the mini reviews?? are those all the channels peter made to keep hi self famous??

  • OMFG. Peter, I fuckin' love you and your videos. I don't care what everyone says. I watch your videos to make me laugh. I don't think your rasict or whatever. You're definatley not an asshole. You're just being yourself. A good example because nobody knows how to be themselves anymore. Keep goin' Peter. :)

  • your not very funny... no offense... :S

  • People on here on too emo. I found this very funny :D  Thumbing up :D

  • YOU QUIT YOUR JOB FOR THIS????

  • thumbs up for the music change at 1:20 lol

  • LOL at twifags raging over this XD

  • I love this. I first watched it a VERY long time ago and it still cracks me up! I don't see why people are complaining about it!!

  • I STILL find this video funny a year after having first watched it!!

  • well i love this!

  • oh god i could watch this all day

    so funny! so fucking hilarious

  • LMFAO XD LOVE THIS.

  • you guys are haters!! i love this you gotta be able to make fun of something you love!!!!!!!!

  • I think im gonna die laughing >:D

  • don't know why everyone' s drinking the "hater-ade", but I thought it was brilliant. 

  • @fishgul69 Everyone's drinking haterade, they need to stfu and stop being so anally pained..

  • @fishgul69 they're drinking hater-ade because he pretended to be his own girlfriend.

  • Aww dude sweet you got your period!

    .. Paper cut.

    FUCK!

  • i'm confused....why is everyone writing rude things about him :/

  • bahahahhahahahahahhahahaha XD i literally laughed my fucking ass off for 20 min. rastabortionist!!!

  • i really dont care if he made up his girlfriend, like its his business. this vid's still hilarious.

  • RASTA ABORTIONIST IS FUCKING BRILIANT

  • This shit was hilarious, shut the fuck up lol

  • thrhtrh

  • love it

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  • Loser

  • Omg, I think I'm the only one who finds this funny as shit:D! It makes me laugh every time

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  • THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!! FUCK TWILIGHT!

  • RASTABORTIONIST LOL

  • So many Twilight retards watched this movie and had a negative reaction, lol.

  • Guys... this is the Justin Bieber syndrome, the more you hate the more popular he gets. He gets money to post videos because his videos gets attention. Silly buggers. :)

  • HAHAHA ur gay

  • go fucking kill yourself no likes you

  • SOoooo Funnyyyy!!! I love twilight...But this is hilarious!

  • XD funny

  • Whaaaat?! Whatte heck were you TRYING to do?? Something funny? Well, it isn't

  • i havent heard of this guy before but i can tell hes a faggot

  • wtf? i find this funny hahah

  • this guy.. isn't even funny. i lol only because he quit his job and then tried picking on a bigger kid in the playground

  • Peter Coffin SUCK

  • Hoho! :P

    You are FUCKED now buddy. You can't show your fucking face on the internet AGAIN, because odds are someone will know who you are and call you out for being such a cunt.

    You get everything you deserve, all of these hate comments are just the tip of the iceberg for you, you are DONE.

  • Hey man, think you better go back to your old job that you quit for internet super stardom, you seem to be done here :p GG, thanks for playing.

  • Fake girlfriend, fake subscribers and fake comments. I 100% unsubscribe.

  • Fake subscribers, fake girlfriends.

    Loser.

  • why is everybody so mad that he asserted to have a girlfriend . It's actually non of your business right!? Why is that such a big thing on here?

  • @LovesNessie Because he provoked others first. See xiaxue blogspot and u will understand why all the HATE. People are just giving him a taste of his own medicine.

    Actually all this flaming might do peter some good. It is important for him to realise that assholes frowned upon by society.

  • @HUYTIOE  oooh hahaha so this came all out throgh this blog ?

  • Haha, I love how everybody is making fun of you and your *ahem* girlfriend, where did she go? She just disappeared of the edge of the worl, huh? Sucks to be you!

  • Hey! Remember that girlfriend you had? Oh wait...

  • I heard you like fake asian girls. Same here!!!

  • Remember when you pretended to have a girlfriend? Something is wrong with you.

  • FAKE GIRLFRIEND! LONER FAG LOSER!

  • THE END.

  • haha. better find a new job loser

  • what did lee na young ever do to you?

  • you fucked with the wrong bitch lol, btw you lost 2000 subs yesterday

  • I don't really care about the fake girlfriend thing, that was just a little pathetic.

    The racist jokes were what was really messed up about him. Way to be a Douche.

  • HAHA! you have a fake girlfriend! HAHA! EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH! xD

  • haha kid is a fag. i realy wanna fuk u up for being such a big loser

  • hahahahaha what a fag, fake his own girlfriend

  • Don't mess with XiaXiu! EVER!

  • So...what's it like being in a relationship with yourself?

    Bet you surprised yourself last valentines day :)

  • i went on all his videos and disliked them all this guy is a fake, and racist

  • peter, y u no die in your mother's womb?

  • Ok peter we *cough* believe that you were tricked by someone pretending to be your girlfriend for...........8 months. i feel so sorry you for being a dumb fuck

  • peter coffin, you've been PWNED.

  • I love the fact that this scum oversteps his bounds on the interwebz and when the interwebz found out we all give him a virtual fuck you you are no longer welcome here. My favorite and probably the most awesome part is when you posted on "Kimi's" YT account saying that he should get a girlfriend when your girlfriend is faker than your talent. OH THE IRONY IT WAS VERY ENTERTAINING Thanks for being such a dumbass.

  • funny how this guy is against women having plastic surgery, but his fake girfriend has got things done to her face. It's pretty obvious..sad sack.

  • you have some serious psych issues.

  • 8 months? seriously? i don't even know who xiaxue is and im not her fan or anything, i just heard about it from sxephil.

  • You chose the wrong person to troll - XIAXUE HAHAHAHAHA. Why troll someone who you don't even know how to pronounce her name?

  • 8 month really you fucked your self for 8 month loser

  • @Chanchowlee I think he's a loser too but everyone masturbates lol, just sayin.

  • i didnt laugh once.

  • dude..this is not funny..but..i think you face are funny as shit..

  • Wow that wasn't funny at all. Except maybe for people who find movies like Vampires Suck funny.

    This whole thing just makes me sad. This guy's job was a Youtube comedian and he isn't even funny. And he's obviously very lonely outside of the internet.

  • let#s all unsubscribe this f@g b@stard and rate 1 star. what a looser racist motherfkr