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  • i didnt get effed enough in world war TUUUU XD his voice cracked perfectly.

  • Having a Japanese Exchange Student for old ladies is like having a black friend for white people.

  • The only times I don't give tips to waiters is if they are really bad. It has to be really really bad because I am very easy going.

    Only a few times I have refused to tip a waiter, they were just terrible.

    If a waiter takes 10 minutes to get to me to ask what I want, even when the place is empty, I still tip. Even when the waiter gives me the wrong drink, I still tip. Wrong food even. I still tip. So you can imagine how bad you have to be for me to not tip you. lol

  • i just realized that ben looks like mark teixeira

  • Nice rant! :)

  • Classic boh3m3 video!!

  • i remember you yeah fuck you hahaha lol ducking cragedy old bitch ahhaa lol which i a llitle fucked up lol the cherry on the shit sundae ahaha lol rinckly ass ahah lol

  • You shouldn't have done that....BEN

    

  • When she was complaining about the wait even though there were empty tables is unfortunately just something dumbass customers don't understand. When I used to hostess people would complain about that all the time, & I tried to explain to them that if there's an empty table & we're not seating it there's a reason. The table is reserved, or the leg of the table is broken, all of the servers are slammed with tables and none of them can afford to take another table, etc. People just don't get it

  • I can't believe she told you to get a real job! Once when a customer said that to me I I got mad and said, "I'm a 19 yr old college student, like many of the people working in restaurants. I don't know my classmates that well but I think it's safe to assume that none of us are meteorologists on the weekends, or do anesthesiology for extra cash." I think picking her nose was just her being a crazy old woman, same with complaining her food was too hot. Old people don't tip & it sucks :/

  • i love how people beg him to come back but like he said hes got to sort his life out, and to be honest FAIR DOES for him, guys come on be fair to Ben. For god knows how long now hes been saying opinions to satisfy us rather than doing it for the reason he started, Itll probably be another 6 months before he even begins to start making videos without feeling the pressured, lets just wait, hope all is well Ben.

  • Boh3m3 pleeeaseee come back~

  • Hey kids!

    Needs moar boh3m3!

  • I wish I could give a reality check to some of the customers I deal with. Love it.

  • One of my all time favorites. Lol

  • Penetrating your FACE HOLES!!!

  • Come back!

    We hate Fred.

  • this is deffinatly numero uno for your videos good job

  • Boh3m3...if you're reading this.....come back...

  • An old classic.

  • Swear to God, i think this is one of his best videos ever and of course not forgeting the dating video. genious.

  • Oh Boh3m3, I miss you.

  • man i miss this guy's vids. He was the absolute fuckin funniest guy on youtube

  • Thanks for keeping the Dear Table videos up :) I wish you kept your older videos up.

  • Your new stuff is ok, but your old stuff was the best! Leave them up, no needto delete them!

  • I always laugh when you say "But what I do want, is for him to take a big fuckin steamer on your table"

    Just the way you said it is fucking hilarious

  • LOL "bitch i pay taxes!" =]

  • So I hope you read this, this is fantastic. I watched both videos and they both are exactly what my rants sound like....Some fuckin cunts just don't know the etiquette of eating in a public fuckin place

  • I miss these videos.

  • I miss this stuff!

  • I practically pissed myself when you said "penetrating your face holes".

  • Classic...dude your definitely on to something!!! Happy eating you fkn bitch!!! lol

  • ROFL!!! I feel your pain~

  • this is so funny.

    funny things like this happen randomelly during are human experiance on earth, witnesing this is just so luckey and so amusing :)

    and describing it is just pure awsome.

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  • This video always make me laugh. The only thing that makes me so sad is that it ended. While working in a kitchen, i know that there are more then a good few share of stupid people. Why are there only two video posted under this idea? Damn im sad that theres only two. I almost feel sorry for servers because they have to deal with morons like this.

  • The pheromone is the strongest in retail outlets about 5 minutes to close on Christmas eve. I usually didn't get home until past midnight. The store would close at 3:00pm!

    I am so glad I no longer work retail. I remember those days.

  • LMAO!!! That was great! What a cunt.

  • Seriously..does he think that arsehole of a woman would go on youtube? Oh well good wste of homework time!

  • "Fucking old cunt-rag"

    LOL

  • you put hot food in your asshole?

  • Way to turn phrase.

  • There is no way I could do a servers job. I used to be food runner in a premium theater (cinema/restaurant) and the customers there were so profoundly stupid it amazed me. I once had a women bitch me out for ten minutes because there was fried chicken in her salad when she asked for grilled chicken, and the 'fried chicken' were croutons. Then when I pointed that out, she waved me off like she was goddamn queen of the restaurant.

  • Woah cool im 50k view

  • fuck you're hot

  • Once had a guest tell their server that he would have "rather gone through the Holocaust" than have to do her job... That ASSHOLE and his wife were shown the door by me, while the server, jewish, cried in the kitchen. Sad night.

    Then the bastard called the police on me for removing him. Long story short, he was FINALLY ticketed for disorderly and banned from the property. He tried to come back many times, always to be escorted out. He was so sorry... Sometimes sorry isn't enough. Peace.

  • epic win. you, sir, are a hero among mankind.

  • Thank you. I really felt strongly that right is right on this occasion. Though it was many years ago now, I would still do the same, and perhaps name him to the public as well. I owned that restaurant for 27 years, and this was, by far, the lowest I saw. Onward

  • dude that is fucking depressing for that jewish person but FUCKING right show his ass to the door

  • The fuck? "Get a real job"

    I'm a waiter aswell, and I would have raged so bad if someone said that to me. I would have thrown them out. Well, I would tell them to leave, and if they refused, I wouldn't give them any service. At all. Wouldn't go near that table. And I would have asked my co-workers to do the same, just ignore the bitch.

  • As a restaurant owner, staff often talks about not being able to wait "until I get a real job"... Can't have it both ways... You understans, so that's impressive... I agree it's a very real job, that pays more than a lot of college graduates will earn for years.

  • who puts hot food in their asshole?

  • Craggidy old bitches do, apparently

  • I miss your videos so much, Boh3m3

  • I <3 You!

  • a little insane there ben lol

  • oh my god ben, stop bein so fuckin sexy.

    honestly, just stop.

  • I have been a server for 31 years .... mostly at pretty high end places such as the Ritz Carlton. It gets better when the venue get higher. but ... I feel your pain. Just because someone walks into a restaurant does not mean they have their shit together. Can we talk about waiting of the British ?? LOL

  • Could someone please explain the whole "tipping out" thing that servers have to do in restaurants. Thanks.

  • Hey Stuart.. At restaurants servers make less than minimum wage because its assumed that they are being tipped for their service. The rest of the staff, Hosts (who seat you), and kitchen employees make minimum (or more)and also get a certain percentage of every bill into a "tip pool". At my work its 2.5% so if a bill is $100 and I don't get tipped, I've essentially paid $2.50 for you to come and eat at my table

  • thanks

  • I think the steamer would better serve her up her nose... give her something to dig for. I worked at a full service Pizza Hut as a driver and a manager, and I sympathize. People who demand that I bring out another pizza because the one I already delivered had a "bubble" in it, would then return the empty box to me as if that was a logical return policy: this pizza is garbage, so I'll eat it, and the next one as well. People suck. People not you... I think you're my twin, separated at birth.

  • I would've just called the dumb cunt just that... A dumb cunt.

  • I'm still whats deciding whats worse.

    Cragedy Old Bitch Who's 'Digging' For Nose Globins vs. Michelin Man Kids Who Shit On Chairs And Are Attracted To Asshole Pheramones

  • I really do feel sorry for you. Stupid old hack.. >_>

  • Hmmmm, me and my mom should go to your resturant and you be our server, because my mom always gives 20 to 25% tips^^ And if the server is really nice we give more.

  • Also, when I was a hostess I had to deal with sooooo many people complaining about being on a wait when there's open tables.

  • As a waitress, I feel your pain!

  • ouch, I believe that is OWNED right there

  • Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

  • If you're serious, you're a douchebag. Most waiters don't make more than minimum wage because they get tips.

  • "is that what brought you to california in the first place??"

    LOL

  • i pay taxes bitch! XD best line ever

  • Man, you should tell these idiots in person

  • Wow! Fabulous! I couldn't say if better myself!!

  • I wish you still did videos like this...

  • He will soon he's mgot a new job now as a waiter...again.

  • haha FUCK YOU! ahahahhaha craggety old bitch

  • 54 tables?

    that's a huge restaurant

  • I think I'm inlove with you

  • I was there, true story.

  • I fucking LOVE all of these videos about the tables that you served.

  • wow. boh3m3 likes cherries on all his shit sundays

  • leave me alone, people

    he used the same expression in table 23

    i found it amusing is all

  • Hahaha so good haha

  • After a similar situation I killed my co-worker and two rude customers with an espresso machine and buried them in the hills.

  • Right on 7/7/07. This is weird, because it's when me and the first girl I ever fell in love with got together, but that's irrelevant. Fucking wonderful video, craggly old bitch sounds terrible. You deserve SOMETHING for your trouble.. You're a really seemingly intelligent person. Awesome too. ^^

  • LOL HAHA

  • omfg this is great lol

    ur hilarious when ur pissed off

    please be pissed off more often

    reminds me of when i got my 1st job at subway...

  • 5 stars!

  • Lol "Bitch! I pay taxes!"

  • 10 stars.

  • "Bitch, I pay taxes!" lol u rule!

  • Haha! Awesome video.

    It astounds me sometimes that so many OAP's never learnt basic fuckin manners on their 60 odd goddam years on this planet!

  • How I miss these videos...

    lol

  • haha dude your awesome, you make me laugh so much

  • Happy eating...

    Ya fuckin' bitch.

    = win.

  • theres gold in dem dar hills!

  • Dude you rule

  • THIS IS AWESOME DUDE...I LOVE THIS

  • where do you work?

  • "Theres gold in dem there hills!" rofl, another brillent work Boh3m3

  • lmao. that was awesome. thank you!

  • that made me feel sweet revenge...

    AMEN!

  • dude your awsome i love your vids like how guys arent your friend.... lol

  • LMAO!!!! I just died laughing xD

  • Where do you work, Boh3m3?

    I've seen a couple vids, but never found out where you work... Is it like Outback or something?

  • haha omg i love these!! too bad there wernt many more.

  • awesome dude.  u inspire me to post my rants.

  • Boheme : ) That's hillarious! : )

    Love and respex from Moscow, Russia.

    #1 fan ; )

  • i love your comment, you know most of old ladies i had serve are nice, but the worst to me are the ones around 40 to 45 years, they are just something else, and they sit longer maybe five hrs on your table, and we loose more money too.

  • lol, you fucking old cunt rag, hilarious

  • nose goblins!

    fuck!!! I'm gonna piss my pants!!!

  • Dude. Where do you work? I'll shit ALL OVER that table.

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLL!

    You fucking rock.

    The end.

    xD

    <3333333333

  • NOSE GOBLINS!

  • its goblets it think.

     but Goblins is funnier i have to admit!

    lolz

  • "I just wish I had taught him the prhase 'You fucking old cuntrag'", LMFAO! Fucking funny!

  • man that was one funny rant man! i can kinda relate....i work at a supermarket with tonnes of annoying and rude customers tho luckily i dont have to suffer too long with each one like you do but man no tip at the end? When i go out even if the service is really crappy i still tip lol

  • I've never seen anyone rant so colorfully while standing up for common decency. Bravo Boh3m3.

  • You Are so awesome I am so glad I subscribed. I love your points and I have been in your shoes before. I just love the commentary.

  • OMG! How true, and sooo damn funny!

  • once again... i would have killed somebody.

  • classic!

  • Threadless shirt!

  • lmao..bitch i pay taxes

  • wow. this made my day. you hate old people as much as meee!! xD..well..maybe just that old lady..

  • amazing.....

  • YEAH OWN HER OWN THE BITCH

  • fuck that whore, lets find her and kill her. i hate old people

  • servicing her ?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  • YAH FUCKIN BITCH! ahahaahhaah crazy mothafucka :)

  • Holy shit! I have no idea how I came across this video, but I love it!!!!

  • People that don't tip should be hung upside down by their toenails above elevating spinning razor blades

  • Hung above them?

    Fuck that, tie them TO the fucking razorblades.

    Or recommend them to fucking Jigsaw.

  • NOSE GOBLINS.

  • LMFAO!

  • I cracked up so hard from that. Sorry people give you shit man.

  • this is awesome! And oh soo true in a lot of cases.

  • Cragidy old bitch. HAHAHA I Haven't laughed so much for a while. Amazing (Y) (:

  • ha, she was penetrating her face holes. quality

  • ive watchd this soooo many times and it's so funny everytime good work

  • The rule with tipping and food: Don't penalize your server for an issue that occurred in the kitchen, unless your server also prepared your food, how is it possibly their fault?

    Was she expecting the soup to be cooked cold?

  • i like the accent that you used threw part of the video, good, nice

  • I learned new words today...

  • Hilarious!!!

  • dude, I have the exact same chair!

    and um yeah, sounds like a wrinkly whore. that sucks.

  • lol hahahaha this is the best!!! and yea i wish she would see this too.

  • 5:10 to 5:22 is the funniest! lol!

  • 4:06 "and ya were"

    That was my favorite part lmao

  • Shit this happens to you ALOT! People need to fucking pay this guy. Dumbfucks. I'd love to come eat there.

  • douchey hack.

  • hahahaha...still laughing

  • nose goblins?

  • ahahaha Bye Bye ahahah love it

  • Wow... ha ha ha.

    I love the way you talk when you get mad, dude.

    So funny.

    Dunno, something about you keeps me coming back for more.

    Nice.

  • Total sympathy, the waitresses at my restaurant tell me such stories...

  • Nice threadless shirt.

  • i wish i new what restarant you worked at.

  • lucky i have headphones cuz im whatching this at school

  • you sound weird in this video

  • what a bitch bag

  • I laughed...

    Extensively

  • i can imagine these as being the next vtech video series. i'll keep an eye open in the news for any restaurant shootings in the near future xD

  • "you fucking old cunt rag" lol awesome

  • You are amazing <3

    I Loved the ending.. it made me giggle hehe

  • best part "bitch i pay taxes!" lmao

  • thats my new catchphrase

    bitch i pay taxes!

  • haha, the ending was awesome

  • you are so hilarious.....and this is so true!!! Funny thing is, im a server, and tonight at work, i had table 54 and they stiffed me as well. It must be something with 54...hmmmmm

  • HAHAHAHA!

    MAN!

    FUCK UR TOO FUNNY!

    another 5!

  • thanks for some nice language sessions. greetz from germany

  • "Frankly, YOU"RE A BITCH"!!!!!

  • "Bitch, I pay taxes!"

  • "Something the fuck to do with chicken!" LOL

  • Lmao.

    i hate old people there Mean.

  • "if you can afford hair-nets and cat food..." nice one.

  • i hope she sees this too thats rediculous if i ever seen her again i would shi